>RLM is shilling for nu-Wars now
what the hell
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>RLM is shilling for nu-Wars now. what the hell
>RLM is shilling for nu-Wars now
what the hell
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>Daisy Ridley is charismatic as Hell
I'll never get over this. Paul F Tompkins talked about crying because of how "powerful" her performance in TFA was and it was surreal, like he was talking about a completely different movie and actress
She's like someone I'd expect to see acting in an amateur play.
They aren't shills they just have incredibly shitty tastes.
yeah i dont understand people who watch them for actual good, opinions
i just like watching fat old men act like morons for an hour
You didn't even watch the episode
It's truly over now
Picard broke their brains. As someone who got out half way through season 2, it's an understandable consequence of finishing that show. I'm not sure I'll ever truly recover
Even I have feelings like "Reva is alright" which I know are wrong
the character in a sense, if not written by a moron, would be pretty cool. undercover jedi at the dark side kind off deal, similar to revan who switched sides. its actually a shame that she carries his name and then they execute it in such a shitty way ON TOP of the shitty actress.
call it out for what it really was, a n extremely half assed review. Jay never pushes back on Rich's dumb statements and Mike still has brainrot from the Picard reviews.
It's 60 minutes of Rich saying it's ok just because and Jay going well you see... only to go back to Rich saying it's ok just because while Mike's brain finally gives in to his dementia.
Just another gaslighting thread. Prequel gays like you will make this shit up to cope with the fact that your movies were destroyed by the Plinkett reviews.
In this video Mike was irritating and unfunny with his comedy voices.
when he told some joke about obi-wan's wiener that got zero laughs, it was pretty unbearable
>call it terrible
>but like they are Disneyshills because they called those other terrible movies Disney owns even worse
I mean, they gave that shit known as The Force Awakens a positive review back when it came out. So I don't think this is exactly new. And by the way, I think that the prequels suck too so I'm not some dude who hates RLM cause they trashed the prequels. I just was surprised that after correctly analyzing how much the prequels sucked, they for some reason liked The Force Awakens. Makes no sense to me.
The Force Awakens was good when it came out
I appreciate that this post is probably satire but it’s amazing how many people thought this way. None of them want to admit that they were stupid and got JJ-Abram’d when the film was released. And that the constant running and shouting in TFA distracted them from what a contrived, poorly acted, unimaginative piece of shit the film was.
Everyone liked the Force Awakens when it came out, because everyone expected it has somewhere interesting to go. RLM literally said they were just ok with the safe reboot as long as the sequels delivered something new and refreshing. After all TFA at the time was a real SW movie, had practical effects, JW score, OG characters and real sets. We just hate it not because we realized nothing was planned and it’s just a waste of time, it was partially JJs fault from the beginning for setting up so many mysteries that would fail to deliver.
Far more people should have called out that the rebels vs. empire rehash and ultra mega deathstar blowing up a civilization in one shot was absolute metastatic cancer for the health of star wars.
I blame Rhian for that. The First Order could have been 100% done after TFA and the New Republic could have survived with just major fleet damage, we could have seen Kyle and the Knights of Ren become dark side cultists/terrorists or something, maybe allow Rey to fully convert to the Dark side and pull Luke to the spotlight and try to save them from the darkness, maybe at the end they join forces and put an end to the underground cultists. It was 100% possible to go somewhere after TFA
>all this nonsense
And this is why fans don't write movies.
I’m not writing anything special, just making a more original story than Disney ended up doing. Not tell me your idea? hard mode:
>TFA still happens
That’s literally what Mike from RLM said
>That’s literally what Mike from RLM said
Well, I didn't watch the whole thing anyway.
Idk about the serious review, that is what he mentioned in the Plinkett video. He had a ton of complaints about TFA but prequel fans want to gaslight everyone into thinking they are Disney shills, if anything the prequels are now part of Disney too, doesn’t matter.
TLJ was kino.
It's garbage. It's beautifully shot, but garbage.
Rian had to write around how TFA set up Luke Skywalker abandoning his friends and being a coward (something the real Luke would never do). Hate TLJ all you want, but everything bad about the ST is JJ’s fault. He’s a hack who can’t write for shit.
I get the feeling JJ's mysterybox was while open ended still meant to have the planet have something on it that was key to stopping the First Order, and that was why Luke went there and why it was hidden.
The problem with that is why wouldn’t Luke come running after the First Order destroyed several planets (a completely moronic scene BTW) unless he was cut off from the Force? JJ wrote whoever was going to direct Episode 8 into a corner.
Look at the robes Luke had at the end of TFA. He was still a Jedi, and the map thing was on purpose, we could have gotten a proper answer and execution of the mystery and his disappearance. Rian changed his clothes to a hobo because he wanted to go with that plot.
>because everyone expected it has somewhere interesting to go
I didn't. The movie didn't set up anything interesting. The Last Jedi was actually a way more interesting movie.
>We just hate it not because we realized nothing was planned
Your brain has been rotted by days culture of endless sequels and cinematic universes. TFA failed as a film. A film should have a beginning, middle and end regardless of whether it’s part of a series. ANH is a perfect example of how a film like this should be - a self contained story. TFA doesn’t work as a sequel or as a jumping off point or as a standalone film. It was shit on release and it’s shit now.
I saw The Force Awakens when it came out in 2015 and I hated it right away, I didn't care whether or not it set up stuff for the future because I hated it so much for what it was in itself. I wasn't the only one either. We were definitely in the minority but there were plenty of critics.
TFA was always terrible. You just fell for JJ Abrams’ mystery box gimmick. Anyone who likes any of nu-wars is a moron with zero taste.
TFA was just a ANH remake except worse in every possible way.
ive come to view the prequels in the same light as last of us 2, atleast they tried something. flubbed it horribly but atleast tried. And i'll personally take 1failed tries over 100 grey-paste rehash/remakes
It's almost their video on Phantom Menace was a documentary produced 10 years after that movie came out, and their Force Awakens video was made directly after they watched it. Peoples opinions change with time and further analysis. How have you not thought about this?
Fair enough, but I hated the prequels as soon as I saw them and I also hated The Force Awakens as soon as I saw it. To me both the prequels and The Force Awakens are so obviously bad that I don't know why it would take anyone 10 years to realize that they suck.
This. TLJ is also garbage but TFA was self-evident trash well before TLJ was screened.
I gave Force Awakens a B- walking out of it the first time and couldn't even finish it the 2nd time I tried to watch it. Being lost in the 'movie theater experience' is a real thing and Mike was caught up in seeing a Star Wars movie looked just like the ones he saw when he was a kid. Go back and watch the Half in the Bag, Mike is the only one really singing it's praises. Rich thinks it's 'okay' and Jay just wants to frick Daisy Ridley. Giving their opinions the minute they got back from the theater was a bad idea.
Kind of like how I knew you were a gay right after reading your post
>they for some reason liked The Force Awakens. Makes no sense to me.
They're not taking Star Wars or any of these pop culture media products seriously. In other words: they know it's shit and are judging it by its value as a product aimed at the lowest common denominator. They're basically a bunch of cynical boomers.
Does Mike genuinely have dementia? Or severe alcoholism? Because he talks like a senile old man and can't remember anything.
Both and Jay has been slipping antifreeze into his beers to sloely kill him
Peecard season 2 wasn't that bad, I don't care what the hivemind thinks.
It was utterly atrocious. Probably not as bad as season 1 but still. The entire thing is complete non-sequitor. Picard is given two contradictory backstories. And all of this is apparently some soul searching nonsense.
>now
They're doubling down on their anti-prequel position
They should've ripped off Winter Soldier as a mean to reboot the political situation. Like bad guys tricked new republic into building superweapon and hijacked it. It would work.
>skip Mando 2 entirely
>talk about the first four episodes of the worst show Disney+ has put out
Are boomers really this upset that clone wars characters started appearing in live action? Season 2 wasn't perfect but it is miles above anything that isn't Season 1.
what style hair is this
American Aging
Aging aging.
JJ has been pulling the same trick for 20 years. Just keep the characters running and shouting until the credits roll in the hopes of tricking the audience into thinking they might have had a good time.
I haven't watched any Disney shit since TLJ but I was still kind of perplexed by their review of this show
Take it in the context of Picard. They just saw someone literally destroy one of the best shows they ever saw, something that was formative in their love for media. They are broken, no longer sane. They are gibbering madmen howling at the moon.
So basically all Mike has left is doing a shitty Trump impression while giving moronic comments on Disney and Star Wars
When will this hack fraud just put himself out of misery and blow a shotgun?
>it's resoundingly OKAY
>FRICKING SHILLS REEEEEEEEE
>capeshit frauds have garbage taste
I simply can't believe it.
If they all say they don't like it, that'd be bandwagoning. They have no credibility.
They were even kind of forgiving of Rise of Skywalker.
It’s strange that, of all the Disney Wars stuff, they were hardest on Last Jedi, the only film that took some chances.
>the only film that took some chances.
It was just a mish-mash of OT story beats. TLJ didn’t do anything new just like the other two sequels.
Exposed
theyve always been frauds