RLM was in the wrong

Stuckmann is the most innocent film reviewer I’ve come across on YouTube, I don’t understand why people hate him so much.

When his film SHELBY OAKS drops people will change their tune. Wait and see. The trailer is already more anticipated than most movies, let alone their trailers.

Honestly, more people will be Stuckmannized than those who dislike him.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I don’t understand why people hate him so much.
    His religious devotion to tearing down the Star Wars Prequels, and his hand in the atrocity that was the Sequel Trilogy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you talking about stuckmann

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based. This anon saw through the LIES.

          We've ALL been Stuckmanized by his impeccable, fake-autist long game.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up, Stuckmann

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These are eyes that analyse movies

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I don’t understand why people hate him so much.
    HES MORMON

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was a jehovahs witness
      and now hes demisexual chud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just look at him and know he is a terrible way to spend your youtubing

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a libtard and a snake. There's not much more reason you need for wanting someone like that to fail. When you make a career criticizing movies and then fail to criticize them once you're a part of the "in group", you've then lost all sympathy and legitimacy.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stuckmann is the most innocent film reviewer I’ve come across on YouTube, I don’t understand why people hate him so much.
    He says literally nothing of substance ever.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Awww look at Stuckman. He thinks he finally made it in Hollywood. That's cute.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has tho.
      >shelby oaks executive producer: Mike Flanagan

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mike Flanagan's body of work also sucks dick tho

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah Mike Flanagan doesn't make scary movies. He uses horror to tell stories about generational trauma and emotional truth and other white women nonsense. He has absolutely nothing to offer besides clout/connections. Basically gassing stuck up so he can be even further humiliated once he releases his found footage bowel movement.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He has tho.
        Lmao. No. He's just some Youtuber pet that is being used and discarded.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rude thing to say. You are just jelly thatbChris is becoming xussrssful and you'rs not so frick off already.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mike Flanagan's body of work also sucks dick tho

          this

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >comes out in july
    >still no trainer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Learn about marketing
      Learn about building anticipation

      When you’re doing it to simply virtue signal? Yes.

      Litterally no one does that tho. Thats just something right wing idiots say to justify being racist or xenophobic.

      Tell that to Zod's snapped neck

      Oh my GOD shut up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally no one does that though. That’s just something left wing idiots say to justify their virtue signaling.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow you cant think of something original. typical.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Stuckman would release his "film". Is he still pretending he's NWR?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow dude what the actual frick is your problem? Frick you. There's no reason to bully someone just because you disagree with his opinions.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tell that to Zod's snapped neck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is literally one of the more righteous reasons to bully somebody.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >righteous
          There is nothing and I mean n o t h i n g righteous about belittling people.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            13:24 Proverbs

            You're a clown. We have percepts and standards for reasons. Stuckmann is an oathbreaker besides, as I said earlier in the thread. You do not stop criticizing something because it becomes inconvenient.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wow. Just wow. Using religious texts to justify bullying Chris is absolutely disgusting. That's despicable, you're terrible. You know he was raised in an extremely repressive religious household right? This is seriously low. Even for Cinemaphile. Do better man. Gross.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              People using religion as a reason to attack Chris is seriously fricked up. FRICK ANYONE who thinks thats okay. Seriously. I dont usually swear much, but that pissed me off.

              People need to be more understanding of how religious trauma cant affect people who have dealt with it. Especially people in the LGBTQ+ community.

              People like are disgusting.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dont disagree with his opinions. I just find him hilariously pathetic.
        Go to bed, Chris

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Whats pathetic about following his dream of being a filmmaker? Nothing. Literally nothing. You're just a moron who hates seeing people achieve their goals.

          Even with a small budget you can see his skills and talent.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm an artist and I respect people following their dreams. Whats really pathetic is; Wearing anime T-shirts while "directing", Showing off a collection of GoyToys, and CRYING like a WUSS when RLM disses you.
            Go to bed Chris, you embarrassing crybaby

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh look at the cool guy. Whst shirts do you wear? Are they gigga chad type shirts or something ? No. You probably wear graphic T's too so SHUT UP. Seriously what the hell man? Chill out and stop hating on Chris. I know drawing is cheap and doesnt need expensive supplies but filmmaking does. So learn something you moron.

              >I don’t understand why people hate him so much.
              Half of his stuff is plagiarised from RLM since he's a RLM fanboy. The other half is him making a fool of himself by chasing populist trends and showing a staggering lack of understanding of the language of cinema. His own films are hilariously awful in terms of concept, direction, script and performances, despite their amateur limitations. He's a fraud in every sense.

              Absolutely nothing has been plagiarised. Don't you even dare to make that allegation. Thats really messed up to say.
              Also hating someone for msking movies with no real budget is classist as hell. Some people dont have a Hollywood budget right away.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The only things more pathetic than Stuckmann are his defenders. Even RLM can laugh at themselves. Evidently, Chris has thinner skin than an anemic paper doll.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Filmmaking doesn't have to be expensive. Tangerine was filmed on a fricking iPhone. I'm sure Blair Witch Project and the Paranormal activity movies were made on shoestring budgets. James Cameron was an illustrator and painter and worked his way up to bigger projects with larger budgets
                A poor craftsman blames his tools. Stuckmann strikes me as someone who wants respect without having EARNED it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lies lies lies lies.
                Yes some good movies were made with small budgets. Doesnt mean every filmmaker is going to give up and be a low-budget punk forever. Chris clearly is ready to show his chops in the big leagues.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Feel free to debunk the lies. The burden of proof is on you, Chris. I don't even want to be in your movie anymore. Here's hoping you can fulfill your "artistic vision" and get that respect that you clearly and desperately want

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You really need to take a deep breathe dude.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Paranormal activity is probably the most famous for that, it was made on a 15,000 dollar budget or something and their marketing was super cheap by just having reaction videos from their early viewings that became viral. Ended up making something close to 200 million dollars globally.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They caught lightning in a bottle simple as

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that pig-chan?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Chris Ham

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            More like the kosher pig

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kys Black person

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop having sex with pans chris

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats not what that means you idiot

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chris "I'm friends with black people" Stuckmann

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What? Do you think caring for PoC is a bad thing or something?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When you’re doing it to simply virtue signal? Yes.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mike's gf is moving in with stuckmann

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jay is such a fine piece of ass

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >walks towards you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CHOOSE LIFE

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm excited that Chris Stuckmann is basically taking it into his own hands to craft a unique story for us to witness in the theaters instead of Thor 8 and Avengers 10. Not that those projects are bad, I'm just sick of them. I want to see unique content. Unique ART.

    I know most of the anons here agree with me whether or not you appreciate Chris' endeavor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh look at the cool guy. Whst shirts do you wear? Are they gigga chad type shirts or something ? No. You probably wear graphic T's too so SHUT UP. Seriously what the hell man? Chill out and stop hating on Chris. I know drawing is cheap and doesnt need expensive supplies but filmmaking does. So learn something you moron.

      [...]
      Absolutely nothing has been plagiarised. Don't you even dare to make that allegation. Thats really messed up to say.
      Also hating someone for msking movies with no real budget is classist as hell. Some people dont have a hollywood budget right away.

      Dude what are you even saying? Have you ever even watched a Stuckmann critique? I was checking out his FNAF review not too long ago when I noticed how wholesome he is. This guy had pretty much nothing bad to say, and if he mentioned a flaw he managed to spin it somehow. I wasn't expecting him to shit on the movie, but he might have mentioned the terrible child performance or how tonally messy the movie is. Maybe mention the weird plot or how it's boring as hell? Literally anything a seasoned reviewer would pick up on, or even just any adult. I actually refuse to believe that this is a genuine review from him. There is no way that someone watches thousands of films and has nothing biting to say about this movie. It literally sounds like he's reading a promo at some parts. To ape Mike Stoklasa a bit, an adult is not gonna like this movie unless there's something wrong with them. I have sponsorblock, but I see that 1/6th of the video is a sponsor segment, and I know that he's financing his own movie. Is he just making a quick buck by praising a movie that a bunch of kids love?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shittier than the crap that I saw in film school.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. Good job being a hater tho

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          someone has to do it bro

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No. No one HAS to do that. I dont know why you feel the need to. seems weird. Are you okay? Who hurt you dude?

            Yeah Mike Flanagan doesn't make scary movies. He uses horror to tell stories about generational trauma and emotional truth and other white women nonsense. He has absolutely nothing to offer besides clout/connections. Basically gassing stuck up so he can be even further humiliated once he releases his found footage bowel movement.

            Those topics are scarier than a serial killer.

            The only things more pathetic than Stuckmann are his defenders. Even RLM can laugh at themselves. Evidently, Chris has thinner skin than an anemic paper doll.

            Good for RLM. Some people dont like treating themselves as a laughing stock and want to be taken seriously. Why is that so bad? It literally is a good thing to be serious about your craft.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just terrible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is it part of the story that that lighter is special? was it used to kill the girl hes looking for or whatever?
      that would actually make this a lot better. visual storytelling and less dialogue
      im assuming he just pulls out the lighter because its heckin badass though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better than Space Cop

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw mike by himself at a bar. Sat close but not to close because I didnt want him to know I recognized him hoping to have a casual bar conversation sooner or later. There was a Cinemaphile on so we started making bantz comments. I watch hitb so I know the humor. Again I didnt tell him I was a fan. Finally he bought a round of shots and after he came back from pissing his nose was runny and he talked about star trek for 45 minutes than left skipping the tab. He must have figured out I was a fan.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool story susan

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I don’t understand why people hate him so much.
    Half of his stuff is plagiarised from RLM since he's a RLM fanboy. The other half is him making a fool of himself by chasing populist trends and showing a staggering lack of understanding of the language of cinema. His own films are hilariously awful in terms of concept, direction, script and performances, despite their amateur limitations. He's a fraud in every sense.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude what are you even saying? Have you ever even watched a Stuckmann critique? I was checking out his FNAF review not too long ago when I noticed how wholesome he is. This guy had pretty much nothing bad to say, and if he mentioned a flaw he managed to spin it somehow. I wasn't expecting him to shit on the movie, but he might have mentioned the terrible child performance or how tonally messy the movie is. Maybe mention the weird plot or how it's boring as hell? Literally anything a seasoned reviewer would pick up on, or even just any adult. I actually refuse to believe that this is a genuine review from him. There is no way that someone watches thousands of films and has nothing biting to say about this movie. It literally sounds like he's reading a promo at some parts. To ape Mike Stoklasa a bit, an adult is not gonna like this movie unless there's something wrong with them. I have sponsorblock, but I see that 1/6th of the video is a sponsor segment, and I know that he's financing his own movie. Is he just making a quick buck by praising a movie that a bunch of kids love?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We get it. You like Stuckman. You think he's cute and wholesome. Why don't you marry him already.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CHUBADANOYA

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ha ha stuckmann is gonna crush rlm

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally me when I post a thread on Cinemaphile.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think he had one of his toys stuck up his ass while directing?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats really unnecisarry. Be respectful.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think he did it out of necessity. He sticks stuff up his ass because he wants to.
          I do agree it's disrespectful to the crew working for him, though.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No
            He had ALL of them up there

            Why are you even talking like this? Chris has always put forward a well mannered personality. So to be sexually harassing him like that is gross.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Chris is allowed to stick whatever he wants up his ass. However far he wants it. And that's ok! He's embracing his sexuality.
              Quit being a prude bigot

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wow look at how cool and edgy you are. Lets belittle people because they arent a straight white guy. So cool! Not.
                I don't like what I'm seeing in this thread.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude for real just leave the topic alone, this is so weird.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No
        He had ALL of them up there

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He had ALL of them up there
          Thats where the STUCK comes from in stuckmanize

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if i were on that set, i'd stay away from any pans in the vicinity, because chances are stuckmann jizzed all over them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh. My. God. That's not what it means. You're just being obtuse on purporpus to make us all mad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actually, I was on the set that day. Chris did recommend we get a good shot of him "glazing" some pans. I brought him some pots at first and Chris ridiculed me about my cookware choice, stating that pots are "fat and ugly".
          After Stuckmann was done blasting his enormous load, He smiled to the cameraman and said "That's going in my private archive!"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ew. I'll never forget this post... Thanks for that. But that litterally isnt what pansexusl means like at all

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Regardless of what it means, Stuckmann treated those pans with very little respect. He was also very specific the Pans be "non-stick". When I asked why, He told me to shut up and not question his methods.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wow... he actually did that? I may have to reconsider watching this movie. I don't want to support some sex pest.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Please see the movie
              We all worked so hard to bring Stuckmann's vision to life. It wasn't an easy shoot, but Chris promised to pay us all in exposure

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                whst is he like irl

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's much taller in person. Like a Goliath of a man. Shredded too! He'd playfully flash his cut abdominals and adonis belt to the ladies present. When Chris gave me a handshake, He nearly broke every bone in my hand and forearm!
                However, whenever the Chinese boom mic operator wasn't around, Chris would take off his mask and say "we're safe from contagion now". At one point, Chris muttered under his breath "My masterpiece would've been done by now if those dog-eating asiatics hadn't unleashed covid in the planet"
                Even though He said we wouldn't be compensated with money, Chris treated the crew right and got Chipotle to cater. It was a 9/10 experience. I would recommend other aspiring filmmakers to also work for Stuckmann

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay this isnt accurate at all dude. Chris isnt racist towards people of east asian decent. This is really really sad to read.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Of course Chris isn't racist towards Easy Asians. He'd praise Japanese culture and animation for what seemed like hours. Eventually, he would say "the Japanese are essentially white".
                One day of shooting, Chris brought in his imported Katana and swung it around pretending to be a Samurai. After ranting about Kurosawa and Naruto, Chris said He needed to "drain the snake" and went to the bathroom for 30 minutes. He took his Katana with him and bragged about never washing his hands

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even other reviewers can't stand Chris in real life
                >Fury of the Film Fan and Chris Stuckmann had a friendship that was at the time, closer than the other content creators. This was largely due to the fact that they shared the same religion growing up and had faced similar situations in their personal life.

                >Eventually, Fury of the Film Fan had invited Chris Stuckmann to stay with him and his family in his New York apartment. Soon after the trip is over is when things went awry.

                >"What happened here?

                >Fury - "It's very simple what happened. My wife invited Chris to stay with us in New York thinking that this is what I wanted. Instead of saying no on the spot I let it go thinking it was one of those maybe one day kind of things. Soon enough Chris was making plans and I didn't have the heart to say no at that point. It did lead to me and my wife having a conversation about communication. We both should have stopped and thought about this. I decided to make the best of it and take a few days off. A few days were needed because this wasn't a two day thing, Chris ended up planning a 4 day 5 night retreat at my place. I wasn't up for that but he already booked it. I sighed and just thought I'd make the best of it.

                >During the trip Chris was a dark cloud, a very brooding presence in my happy home. We tried offering to go out and do fun things but he only wanted to see movies and do his reviews. He did a wonderful job of ignoring my kid who wanted to talk to him and even tossed my wife attitude when she asked him about his goals and spoke candidly about his future goals. Later I would walk in on my wife and him in our bed completely naked. He claims they were just reenacting "Gladiator" but I'm not sure I believe him. He may not have noticed but this is what we got. He's the type of guy to make everyone miserable and then apologize for it and play the victim. I can't stand that type of person.

                Stuckmann always struck me as a racist. This just confirms my suspicions. Hateful rhetoric. Did he say any racist things to anyone else?

                How many children did he have to sell to get there? I'm assuming the blood ritual was after the show. I always knew there was something I didn't like about Stuckman. My fiance immediately clocked him as an ex-Mormon and he has all their weird idiosyncrasies plus reddit autism. I hate him.

                Can we STOP the hate towards Chris please and thank you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stuckmann always struck me as a racist. This just confirms my suspicions. Hateful rhetoric. Did he say any racist things to anyone else?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not for the rest of the shoot. I assumed Chris would be racist toward all non-whites, but Stuckmann reassured me he had tons of black friends. At first, I didn't believe him, until he showed me a photo on his phone of him snorting a line of coke off a black dick and said "See? NOT racist!"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Didnt happen. Sorry dumbass. No go get duped by more pol-tards

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Racist lying idiot. Chris wouldnt be snorting cocaine.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Excuse me. You're right
                It was Ketamine Stuckmann was snorting off the dick. My bad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh my FRICKING can you stop?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >tons of black friends
                This at least is true, Chris is a friend to all races, colors, creeds, and sexualities.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >straight up begging for it to be watched
                Grim

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              NO. It didnt happen. Some homophobe is spreading lies because of pansexuslity, saying it has to do with kitchen pans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know michelle?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only difference between Stuckmann and Stoklasa is that Lucas MIGHT spare Stuckmann. Mike is pretty much living on borrowed time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, spare him? Weird threat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GET THE c**t GEORGE, GET HIM

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >RLM
    SLOOPAH

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if Roger Ebert were vein enough to use his name as a Brand Statement.
    "Prepare to get EBERTED" sounds moronic and nobody would take him seriously.
    Stuckmann fails to realise this and that makes him a clown

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You wish your name was unique and memorable enough to make it a catch phrase.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My name is literally "frick".

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick, that's cool.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can I be in your movie, Chris?
        I'll do nudity and give you a sloppy BJ worthy of a superstar director!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did Stuckmann leave the thread?
          Good luck with Shelby Oaks! I'll be sure to watch it the moment it's streaming on Shudder

          Why bother telling lies? We are fans of Stuckmann. Someone like Chris wouldn't post on Cinemaphile

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you think he sometimes gets off on the humilliation?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He doesnt get humiliated and thats a really creepy thing to say about a stranger anyway.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He doesn't get humiliated
                You mean Stuckmann is incapable of feeling humiliation?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shamelessness is indicative of autism or narcissism.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you're talking about the RLM drama than no, he obviously was supset by how rude and confrontational those giys can be. Clearly not "grtting off" on ot

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did Stuckmann leave the thread?
          Good luck with Shelby Oaks! I'll be sure to watch it the moment it's streaming on Shudder

          >Everyone who likes Chris Stuckmann has to actually BE Chris Stuckmann
          Are you okay? You seem delusional

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is this your first time on Cinemaphile? Or are you just moronic?
            Don't reply. I know the answer

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I just squash rumors

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Stuckmann leave the thread?
    Good luck with Shelby Oaks! I'll be sure to watch it the moment it's streaming on Shudder

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is his movie actually based on a YouTube ARG? I saw someone say that a few days ago and it seems like an exceptionally bad idea

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No its not based on it. Get your facts straight before you stsrt making allegations of plagerism you moron. Filmmaking is a complicated process of COLLABORATION. key word .

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t like his face. It makes me want to do things to it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of things?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The hatred in unfounded.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Merited*

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not true. I found it deep within myself.

        Look how cool you are

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not true. I found it deep within myself.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Stuckman stans post here more often! They offer such intelligent insight

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Crying over meme Maori israelite Man.
    RLM are suck, but even I don't think Mike would gaf about that. Or maybe he would in current incarnation, idk bc I don't watch their shit anymore.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stuckmannling is a Black person loving cuckold homosexual who will die of aids.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad, Stuckmanchild.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off Stuckcuck

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be RLM lifelong fan
    >they acknowledge you and throw some extremely light banter your way
    >take it personally and threaten to commit suicide over it
    Is Cuckman autistic?

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cuckmann is boring, closed his video after 2 minutes.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    RLM aren't Taylor Swift, they've made a career out of being buttholes and crapping on other people's work. It's like getting roasted by Don Rickles only they're infinitely less talented.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice bait.
    Looks like you got a bunch of dumbfricks to reply to you.
    10 pts

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even other reviewers can't stand Chris in real life
    >Fury of the Film Fan and Chris Stuckmann had a friendship that was at the time, closer than the other content creators. This was largely due to the fact that they shared the same religion growing up and had faced similar situations in their personal life.

    >Eventually, Fury of the Film Fan had invited Chris Stuckmann to stay with him and his family in his New York apartment. Soon after the trip is over is when things went awry.

    >"What happened here?

    >Fury - "It's very simple what happened. My wife invited Chris to stay with us in New York thinking that this is what I wanted. Instead of saying no on the spot I let it go thinking it was one of those maybe one day kind of things. Soon enough Chris was making plans and I didn't have the heart to say no at that point. It did lead to me and my wife having a conversation about communication. We both should have stopped and thought about this. I decided to make the best of it and take a few days off. A few days were needed because this wasn't a two day thing, Chris ended up planning a 4 day 5 night retreat at my place. I wasn't up for that but he already booked it. I sighed and just thought I'd make the best of it.

    >During the trip Chris was a dark cloud, a very brooding presence in my happy home. We tried offering to go out and do fun things but he only wanted to see movies and do his reviews. He did a wonderful job of ignoring my kid who wanted to talk to him and even tossed my wife attitude when she asked him about his goals and spoke candidly about his future goals. Later I would walk in on my wife and him in our bed completely naked. He claims they were just reenacting "Gladiator" but I'm not sure I believe him. He may not have noticed but this is what we got. He's the type of guy to make everyone miserable and then apologize for it and play the victim. I can't stand that type of person.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >. Later I would walk in on my wife and him in our bed completely naked. He claims they were just reenacting "Gladiator"
      Chris wouldnt do that. Moronic piece of shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow lies and rumors. Stop

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread was derailed by racist perverted trolls

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Racism, perversion, and trolling on Cinemaphile? Say it ain't so!
      This is actually the best Stuckmann thread Cinemaphile has ever had

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the real question is: stuckmann VS drinker
    both are planning to release movies and i'm curious to see if their "friends" will be critical as they are with main stream media.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does Stuckmann have any friends? I've seen Drinker on roundtable podcasts with other clown grifters.
      Stuckmann also seems like he wouldn't want to share the spotlight or be part of any conversation where he's not in control of everything

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Stuckmann has Keith David in the cast. That's a win by default.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        can't argue with that

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Does Keith has dementia or something? Why did he accept this movie?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          he will probably get a 20 second role like a police officer walking by and saying one sentence

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw that 20 second role cost Stuckmann half his budget

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just waiting for the movie so I can watch a new batch of cringe webms

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh noooo I can't make fun of bad movies now because I'm an independent filmmaker
    Frick that. I can't watch this basedboy.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    has he uploaded anymore videos of himself crying like a homosexual?

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