Road House (2024)
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Why did he duck Chandler?
>The titanium shinbone has failed
Seems like he got KTFO since they won't say what the injury was. How's /heem/ these days btw? I cannot go there anymore.
theres a hand full of dumbasses that spam it with painfully unfunny shit. its unreadable now whereas a few years ago it was hilarious to read
he was too busy foigtin' Elwood Dalton
Road House Part Deux is much more important
His leg isn't 100 percent (and it never will be) and he's not comfortable getting in the ring with it knowing it's getting tee'd off on for the rest of his career. I know people give him shit for juicing but his injury was devastating and it's a miracle he can still walk.
>I know people give him shit for juicing but his injury was devastating and it's a miracle he can still walk.
What are you talking about dude Silva and Weidman had way worse breaks and both fought multiple times afterwards
and they both got beaten the frick up in nearly all their fights post leg break
And they were both dogshit, Silva especially. Silva had like a 7 year run where he was untouchable and after his injury he turned into a literal jobber. Weedman was always overrated he just couldn't hide it anymore after his injury.
He’s washed in mma. It would have been sad to watch
He lost to two of the best lightweights of all time
The card is mush better now and we don’t have to entertain the dream that Conor still has anything in the tank
How? Doesn't he have his own whiskey label? That's not very druk king tbh.
he'd still frick you up b***h
He took the roidpill and when he came off he realized he permanently damaged his endocrine system and now can’t maintain adequate testosterone levels without steroids.
So he is on HRT?
100%. After he broke his leg fighting Dustin he had every symptom of roids under the sun: large sudden increase in muscle mass, bloated face from water retention, thinning hair, tomato face/red skin. Probably helped him recover but he was definitely on more than a trt dose. Probably more than test as well.
He got usada binned
Yes. I agree.
This is possibly the worst use of the 2:40 aspect ratio I've ever seen.
This. It only kind of works for the last shot when he's standing there looking around. It's a terrible choice for every other shot.
i swear with all that coconut he's going to shit water soon
shitty movie
DAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLTON
Why do movies about bars always frick up the wardrobe and extras casting? They always do that thing where they go for the salt of the earth look where people are wearing workshirts and tank tops and whatnot. Go to any dive bar and everyone just looks like shit. Old people, ugly people, fat people. No one's dressed well. That's the whole point. Somehow they always mess this up.
homie its a movie, they dont put obese and ugly people in movies either, if movies were realistic half the screen would be filled with fatsos
Well maybe they should. Losers are always whining about muh representation or whatever. Extras in a movie about shitty bars would be a good place to start.
Unless you're extras on the cast of Tulsa King and Stallone says you're too fat and ugly to be background extras
Only Cassavetes and Scorsese know how to shoot a bar scene.
Is his chain CGI?
This movie is so fricking weird.
in a lot of scenes they arent even fake fighting each other but they did indepentandtly shot scenes and it got stitched together
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/E_jPiCs_oj8?app=desktop
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/E_jPiCs_oj8?app=desktop
God forbid we have actors that are just willing to take a hit or a fall every now and then.
next PM of Ireland.
He could take the current Taoiseach easy
This is such a weird choice. Most of the movie is played straight, then they drop in McGregor as a complete cartoon.
Overall a fun movie, the action was well shot, but Knox is just too over the top.
McGregor is unironically the only good part of the movie and Knox needs a spin off.
what a fricking tit
Is he so bad in the movie it becomes kino?
He's stupidly fun to watch. He steals the show.
no he is pretty bad they should have given the role to Tom Hardy, that wouldve been kino, the script was pretty weak tho anyways
>Tom Hardy,
Why the frick would he do a straight to Amazon movie
Cuz he loves the old road house movie (prob) and also with that logic why would Jake Gyllenhaal do a straight to amazon movie, besides Tom Hardy been in random tv productions that nobody watched so i dont think he cares too much
Season 2 of Taboo when?
Be very careful now
The script was very basic, but for a fun little action romp just fine. Don't overcomplicate it, don't try to be deep, just entertain me well for 2 hours.
sounds litty
Basically
>Is he so bad in the movie it becomes kino?
His technical abilities are poor but his performance is excellent, elite-tier screen presence and charisma, if he applied himself to learning how to act he could unironically be one of the biggest stars in Hollywood.
There's no way this guy is actually taller than Daniela. Show his feet.
He's standing on a box. Dude is 5' 7".
>physiquemoggs every single UFC fighter
>doesnt have gay sex with me
SAD!
imagine being this short
They had to dub all of this leprechauns dialogue because nobody could understand his Gaelic mumbles. Cant talk, cant act. Just a charisma black hole disaster on screen.
He is alive in the post credit scene, watch the sequel (which is already in the works) be about how dalton and him team up to take down a bigger foe in some conveluted buddy cop-esque action comedy
>dalton and him team up to take down a bigger foe in some conveluted buddy cop-esque action comedy
KINO ALERT KINO ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>In the electrifying sequel to the 2024 hit, Elwood Dalton has hung up his bouncer boots and settled into a quieter life running a beachfront bar in Key West, Florida. However, tranquility is short-lived when his old rival, Knox, arrives with a proposition he can't ignore.
Knox, once a formidable adversary, is now a reformed man working as a private investigator. He’s on the trail of a ruthless Miami mob boss, Marco DeLuca, who has expanded his empire into the Florida Keys, spreading corruption and violence. Knox needs someone with Dalton’s unique set of skills to bring DeLuca to justice and dismantle his criminal network.
Despite their history, Dalton agrees to join forces with Knox. They put aside their differences, forming an uneasy alliance fueled by mutual respect and a shared goal. Their mission plunges them into the heart of Miami’s dark underbelly, where they face off against DeLuca’s brutal enforcers, dodge corrupt law enforcement, and navigate treacherous double-crosses.
As Dalton and Knox delve deeper, they uncover a sinister plot involving human trafficking and a devastating scheme that threatens to destroy countless lives. The stakes escalate, leading to a high-octane showdown at DeLuca’s opulent mansion. With their lives on the line, Dalton and Knox must rely on their wits, combat prowess, and newfound camaraderie to topple DeLuca’s empire.
"Road House: Miami Mayhem" is a pulse-pounding thrill ride that blends explosive action, gritty drama, and the vibrant backdrop of Miami. It’s a story of redemption, unlikely alliances, and the relentless fight for justice.
My theory is the dad is a badass and comes after them both for his son so they have to team up
>watch the sequel (which is already in the works) be about how dalton and him team up to take down a bigger foe in some conveluted buddy cop-esque action comedy
that'd be pretty based
>sequel (which is already in the works)
original actually was shot 10 years ago. i wonder if Jake still maintains his shape. His physique was phenomenal
no it wasnt, it was litterally filmed starting in 2022 and they put in the ufc scenes in 2023, the movie did really well on streaming numbers and was decently recieved so they started making a sequel
DALTONNNNNNN 😀
DALLLLLTONNNNNN :DDD
Saves you’re movie in you’re path
>Knox Knox Knox
Hm. A little on "the nose" there Conor
>he's called knox because he "knox" people out
woah...now this...is kinography
is the original better? i have never seen that one
It is very... of it's time.
but is it a fun movie tho
If you like 80s movies, then sure, still fun.
I watched the original and then the remake last week. It's the definition soul vs soulless.
The missing link between orangutangs and humans
She's careful not to smile b/c of his politics. Pathetic.
i though it was pretty good