Robert Pattinson is probably suffering from depression
GQ interview
>he says after interviews and press he has to 'sleep for 2 days' because it's exhausting talking to other people
>he asks the interviewer how to microwave pasta
>he says the only time he eats real meals is craft services on set because he can't cook or eat at restaurants
>his 'dream prank' is asking an A-list actor if they want to be his assistant
>the interviewer talks to his friends and coworkers and they all say Rob has no sense of time 'things that happened 2 weeks ago are brought up by Rob who reminisces about it as if it happened 5 years ago'
>he said he was emailing an A-list actor trying to be friends with them before their manager asked Rob to stop 'I sent him like a hundred emails in a month but I thought it was like over 2 years'
sounds like he's a drunk
any A list actor who isn't a doofus just has a chef cook his meals at the house. that can be a real chef from a real restaurant you poach or it can be your buddy and driver or whatever.
Upper middle class people in California barely cook for themselves. There's no reason other than alcoholism he wouldn't have a personal chef and maid to cook and clean.
Why not making cooking a hobby?
who wants some fricking weirdo stranger in your house?
wow he's literally me
>>he says after interviews and press he has to 'sleep for 2 days' because it's exhausting talking to other people
>>the interviewer talks to his friends and coworkers and they all say Rob has no sense of time 'things that happened 2 weeks ago are brought up by Rob who reminisces about it as if it happened 5 years ago'
he's literally me
Except not ugly
hey, I'm not ugly
at least I don't think I am
If you go outside and aren't giving social media by women cold approaching you, you're ugly
If robert pattinson was a regular joe instead of a world famous actor I doubt this would ever happen to him
I think you're the handsomest young man in the world anon
Thanks anon. you're pretty good looking yourself.
robert please...
>batman flopped
>marketing is still trying to shill pattinson
lol, not gonna happen
did you know that he’s in other things besides capeshit?
>batman flopped
No it didn’t.
>I sent him like a hundred emails in a month but I thought it was like over 2 years'
Sounds like a manic episode
>he has to 'sleep for 2 days' because it's exhausting talking to other people
literally me but instead of talking to other people its ranting on a Chinese imageboard about troonys and then jerking off to troony porn then sleeping
We're all depressed dumbass, but most of us aren't rich, famous, and depressed. We're just depressed.
I'm not, manage to beat depression 4 weeks ago with surprise kundalini awakening, I'm happy, frick depressed gays
>kundalini awakening
>In Hinduism, Kundalini is a form of divine feminine energy believed to be located at the base of the spine, in the muladhara. It is an important concept in Śhaiva Tantra, where it is believed to be a force or power associated with the divine feminine or the formless aspect of the Goddess.
ynbaw
Pattinson is really nice guy. I hope every is alright with him.
did china cut off their VPN great wall?
Wasn't this for a movie where he plays a billionaire?
Yeah Cosmopolis.
Cosmopolis is Robs best kino.
Poor Robert having to work with that ugly b***h.
Okay, so Patz is fricked out of his mind from drugs and probably has five more years left in him. Sad but goos to know.
>the only time he eats real meals is craft services on set
Relatable.
One of us ITT is actually the REAL RPAT
how did you know this
Hi Rob.
He just seems like a regular guy who stumbled into stardom
His mom was a talent scout so yeah it just kinda happened
He's like 6'0 and is good looking, so he did have something most normies lack
hes just like me
>based Battinson
H-hey guys...i am totally not going to extremely frick with your mind out of my own personal boredom and make you question reality so hard, you end up blaming me for your brain shutting down. -Pattinson
kek
/ourguy
What is his problem?
Its not fair bros he gets all the cute starlets and stars in all the new kinos
>Pattinson doesn't have any public social media accounts — during a 2017 Reddit AMA, he said he's considered joining social media "only in dark moments," and in a 2019 interview joked that he's "too old and boring" for Instagram. He admitted to using a secret Twitter account in 2020, but doesn't use it to post publicly.
He's just like us, bros
Also, his reddit ama
Woah, he’s literally me!
He's really ugly
Post face
yeah
Don’t be so hard on yourself rob
My boy R pat needs a breakthrough role, maybe playing a transgender to win an oscar like leto
Ill provide a link seeing as OP cant be bothered.
I thought this was a joke.
OP's interview is from 2020
pattison is a confessed chronic liar. he's admitted in interviews that when he can't think of something to say he will just make up some crazy story of something and say its something he did or something that happened to him so he'll seem interesting. so take anything he says with a grain of salt if its from an interview, he's probably making it up or exaggerating
Robert i know you are embarrassed but you cannot take back what has already been said. We support you through these troubled times
He needs a big warm hug I think.
One of Us
One of Us
Tell me more, doctor.
Robert if you're actually here you need to escape this place. It isn't healthy.
Literal "I can fix him"-bait.
I honestly just want to be his friend
one day I will go to hollywood and be your friend robert.
he is probably literally me
He should really smoke pot and eat mushrooms or something
hey Patt I like you in The Lighthouse
frick I'll be his friend. seems like a pretty chill guy.
who cares?
>GQ
frick this c**ty homosexual brand and frick that rich loser
>wah i can't be happy
if i had that money I would be happy eternally
I'd be his friend ngl
Suki Waterhouse's pun pum be sucking men's brains out
Bro he is/was trolling those interviews nonstop for years. He lied on one of those night tv shows that he saw a clown get his face blown up in circus lol
>sleep for 2 days
Maybe hes introvert leaning oddly enough