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is this Hobbit all over again?
its gonna be worse
Are they catering to the chinks again? This looks like wuxia garbage.
The budget surely justifies a large quality control team. This mistake should never make it to public view.
any daughters?
It’s the gayness and black-worship of current year society PLUS the moronic CGI action of the hobbit trilogy. Truly, amazing.
forsenE
does that elf in the beginning have a highlander sword?
what the frick lmao
>scene where legolas does some matrix moves that is universally shit upon
>DUDE WHAT IF ALL ELVES DID THIS
legolas scenes were cringe, but this scene is like 10 magnitudes worse.
SHILLS IN SHAMBLES AHAHAHAHA
>Galadriel doing sword tricks
This is more unforgivable to me than Black person elfs, dwarves and hobbits. She was the student of Melian, she could probably summon a tornado just by singing and they have her swing a sword instead
Do you really think the shills and the ~~*people*~~ behind this turd know about the power of music and oaths in Tolkien?
She was a student of a maiar more powerful than gandalf, yes. She was supposed to come across as grand and powerful without violence or force.
I hate Amazon so much.
I feel very bad for you guys. I was raised on LOTR movies, never read a book in my life.
I can't even begin to imagine how you feel while they defile creation of sir Tolkien. I want them all dead and tortured for this fricking atrocity.
Notice how no shills commented here.
Legolas in The Hobbit all over again
Reminds me of Wonder Woman
whats forsen up to these days
O... M... G... GO GIRL, WARRIOR QWEEN GALADRIEL!
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's a sign that Legolas's """stunts""" in Hobbit weren't mocked enough. We've failed.
> Crouching Balrog, Hidden Dragon
And middle-earth is now ruined. You can ignore/hate it all you want, but elves are now seen as comically dexterous thanks to the Hobbit, and now this.
There is no recovery. Elves have short hair. Dwarf women don't have beards. Hobbits are black. Parents will be showing to their children RoP and the Hobbit before LotR "because it's more recent and takes place before it".
The newer generations will grow accustomed to this, and just assume this is how it is.
Exposure is a terrible, terrible thing.
I am very close to killing myself.
....
The future is shit. Nothing remains good.
>a tv s how about a children's book has infantile action
you cry about this while men in Ukraine fight against a real threat.
Those Black folk are getting my taxes each month so they can frick off.
The fight for gay marriage? or the fight for more child porn?
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FORSEN!
I mean did anybody think this would be worth watching to begin with?
Lets talk about me... Lets talk about the 6 foot 8 frame, the 37 inch vertical leap, the black steel that drips down my back AKA the bullet proof mullet, the Google prototype scopes with built in LCD LED 1080p 3D Sony technology, the Ethiopian poisonous caterpillar AKA slick daddy. Lets talk about the cabinets right behind me that go 40 feet deep into the wall that houses the other 95 percent of my trophies, the awards, the certificates all claiming first place, right? Let me give you a little inside glimpse into the hotshot video gaming lifestyle of the two-time international video gaming superstar. Because that's what this channels about, that's what this domains about, that's what this society is about. You're looking at the face of Twitch and god damn.
AHAHA no shills replied to this thread, all you need to know about them. Frick amazon shills.
NOOOOOO Amazon stream piggy resist capitalism xisters tell them! Tell them it's supposed to be bad on purpose! It must take inspiration from poignant comic book and political movements of our time if it is to survive!