>muh non-whites
No, arrogance is what is destroying the medical field. The arrogant nurses, doctors, and surgeons are making the healthcare industry in America dangerous and they are shooing out anybody who is altruistic. Can you even begin to imagine what it is like being around dozens of people who want to walk around a hospital twirling a cane and "pwning" your peers every single day? When these wanna-be sherlocks watch a new chubbyemu video, they break from their training and common sense in order to come up with the weirdest diagnoses you could imagine. Worse yet, they insist that the other doctors are wrong merely because the majority HAS to be wrong so that they can declare victory, but they also disagree with the patient about their stories.
When a patient eats at a grungy taco food truck and comes in with diarrhea, there is no reasonable reason to rule out food poisoning on the spot. It is not some isolated variant of a rare Papua New Guinean prion that stuck to the ass hair of a boar that a bird used to build a nest that was mulched during a deforestation and then imported to your bumfuck town's home depot where the patient picked it up and got infected.
>Affirmative action in the United States is the active effort to improve employment, educational, and other opportunities for members of groups that have been subjected to discrimination.
Did you know that there used to be a time when perfectly qualified and capable people were deliberately excluded from parts of the workforce merely because they were not white males? I understand you are not familiar with this part of history, hence your arrogant assertion that non-whites and non-males should not be employed in certain career fields, but that history happened whether you choose to believe it or not.
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And now perfectly qualified and capable people are being deliberately excluded from parts of the workforce merely because they are white males. And people like you eat it up because of racial guilt.
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Would you happen to be one of those "perfectly qualified and capable people" who was held back by the powers that be?
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you dont correct the situation by doing it in the reverse direction
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the issue is that those qualified individuals don’t get hired. they hire randoms with zero experience or skills.
>every mathematician who you learn about were white >the numerical system that allowed us to revolutionize math in the 16th century and push humanity forward at break neck pace was a system made by the Arabs
You didn't study math
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>Group A (always brown) "invented" (defined so broadly as to defy logic and sense) an extremely low-level and rudimentary concept or thing and that means that they should get credit for literally everything that was invented (defined using the actual definition of 'invented') by group B (always White), forever
Is there a word for this specific cope? I see it a lot
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You have no idea what you’re talking about if you think the math arabs invented was low level and not ground breaking as shit. You’re a /misc/ brainwashed midwit who is too stupid to see it.
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The Arabs were literally one step away from discovering calculus 500 years before Europe. They simply needed to better formulate the symbolic logic. But a bunch of religious jealous dickheads surpressed the knowledge as being worthless, which is basically how the Islamic Golden Age ended
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>Arabs almost did something 500 years ago so you HAVE give them credit for ALL mathematical advancements
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It was invented by Indians.
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>doesn’t know how arabs improved upon indian math they infused with classical western math
/misc/ brainlets, everyone
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You mentioned the numerical system, not their systems of mathematics. I know Arabs created algebra, sneaky goalpost mover.
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The myth of the Dark Ages must persevere at all costs. We cannot possibly allow for the history of the preservation and advancement of mathematics if it involves... brown people...
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>disingenuous kike thinks nobody will notice he said numerical system
Go back to hell
You described my most recent visit to the ER with disturbing accuracy. I was unable to move my left wrist a certain way and I wound up getting an emergency MRI because this young asian doc thought I might have prostate cancer. Turns out I had slept on it the wrong way, two months later the nerve regrew and I was fine.
Nice reading comprehension, I never said it was sore, I couldn't physically move it in a specific direction. With my palm facing up, my hand was fine, when my palm was facing down, I couldn't flex my hand up, it just hung there. There are 3 main nerves to the hand, I'd severed the radial nerve so I'd lost all function that the radial nerve normally controls. I live in canuckistan anyways so no harm going to the ER besides long ass wait times.
you think it's good that your only choice of doctor is a literal nagger retard who was propped up his entire life to get into a career they don't actually fully understand? you're going to trust this person with your life and diagnosing an actual issue with you?
Dunno how it is in the US but most of the ones I work with tend to be pretty down to earth.
The only House impersonator I know is the head of ICU at a small hospital out in the middle of nowhere and it's kinda sad.
No doctor really gives a fuck about solving medical mysteries. They are trying to keep their job as simple and uncomplicated as possible because most if not all do it for social approval and prestige.
In show house is a loser. He did Infectious disease and nephrology. Two of the lowest paid specialists. Doesn’t do his clinical work, doesn’t do research and is always an inch from being fired and losing his medical license
The only way he could get lower is if he was a pediatrician in a doctors eyes
Cox Is the TV doctor that ruined medicine.
Attendings think they are him
He bullies the residence out of a misplaced sense of tough love and his alcoholism that developed out of the PSTD that teaching hospital doctors get just from seeing all the terrible things they see. Work in a hospital and you will see that post cox attendings ape his coping strategies because he normalized them
>nephrology >lowest paid
The ones doing dialysis rake in money and nephrologists are pretty well regarded overall.
> Doesn’t do his clinical work
Internists spend their day on the phone asking other specialists to do whatever exploration they want.
The most unrealistic part in House was the residents knowing how to do everything which is the exact opposite of real life.
Nephrologists are probably the most trained of the IM fellowships and do wizardry that a cardiologist would struggle with when it comes to balancing organ systems but their pay is shit, you literally take a pay cut if you get board certified in it in it. A hospitalist doing 7 on 7 off will make 300k, the nephrologists is going to make like 120K if he is an academic one like house. The only people who do it are IMs that need a green card sponsor.
Two greedy health care companies bought up and vertically integrated all the dialysis treatments and cut the pay to nothing.
>He did Infectious disease and nephrology.
the whole point was that he was so good at difficult diagnoses that Cuddy's hospital had a made up sector just for him to do his things on patients other specialists couldn't figure out. he might have specialized in nephrology but he was a nephrologist only de jure.
nephrology used to be well compensated and competitive back when house was probably going through residency
also they need to be the most physiologically capable so it makes sense for him to be a nephrologist to be diagnostitian or whatever
I am currently a resident physician at a large hospital and we all love this show. Don’t go to medical school kids
Med schools are like 70% female these days. House wasn’t even remotely as popular as Gray’s Anatomy back then.
Guys watched Scrubs which is ironically the most realistic medical show ever produced (including ER).
I went to a barber just before graduating med school and she asked if i watched House as a kid. I guess i gave her cynical vibes instead of the nerdy doctor vibes.
My aunt is a gastroenterologist. I wish medicine intrigued me so I could start a pattern.
I'm studying neuroscience, but I don't have the social skills or IQ to plunge into med school.
The median iq of a doctor is 125. It really is mostly about just having a lot of discipline to work a lot. Also there are specialisations where you don’t need to talk much to patients if you got the ’tism.
The characters all had flaws and had to make mistakes to learn from House. They all worked in different specialties before this job, they would not know everything. All of them have been wrong and lost patients.
I’m watching now and everyone except House seems to be wrong all the time. And even House is wrong most of the time, until the last 15 minutes.
Chase seems to be the screwup.
>Don’t go to medical school kids
Jokes on you, I'm retraining because scientific research has no job security despite the long hours and need for a degree. I fucking hate myself for not just studying medicine, the only good choice to make is med school and then research on the side if it interests you, pure research is dead end for most people.
Same idea. Medicine gets you a safe job and a chance at research later on, even if the research doens't go where you want it to, you still have a job. Meanwhile researchers either end up stuck in a rat race, in an entirely different field, sales, or unemployed. I wish I knew about grants and post docs before applying, my fault for not doing more research and jsut listening to advisors.
As long as your school doesn't have a law against second jobs I don't see why you couldn't be an MD and a grad student or post doc if you wanted to work on random research
what's with all these recent posts made by reddit homosexuals trying to slander House? This show was based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ry6hn9twow&pp=ygUPaG91c2UgaW0gYSBnaXJs
COVID Zoom classes, lack of in-person labs, and ChatGPT writing papers ruined a generation of MD's/Nurses/etc. I had to show nurses how to place IV's as a rookie ER Tech once.
>ChatGPT writing papers ruined a generation of MD's/Nurses/etc.
Not saying people shouldn't study, but writing papers doens't even test your knowledge it's just time consuming and should have been done away with ages ago imo.
Not really, stuff like ER and Gray's Anatomy did breed a generation of narcissistic sociopathic nurses convinced they're the star of their own show and patients are the extras and props for their own drama
I don't see how it could have. Wasn't it Cuddy they had say the team was a made up position to please House. It's unobtainable. Scrubs on the other hand did some damage
I don't see how it could have. Wasn't it Cuddy they had say the team was a made up position to please House. It's unobtainable. Scrubs on the other hand did some damage
no it didn't. affirmative action ruined an entire general of med students and doctors
>muh non-whites
No, arrogance is what is destroying the medical field. The arrogant nurses, doctors, and surgeons are making the healthcare industry in America dangerous and they are shooing out anybody who is altruistic. Can you even begin to imagine what it is like being around dozens of people who want to walk around a hospital twirling a cane and "pwning" your peers every single day? When these wanna-be sherlocks watch a new chubbyemu video, they break from their training and common sense in order to come up with the weirdest diagnoses you could imagine. Worse yet, they insist that the other doctors are wrong merely because the majority HAS to be wrong so that they can declare victory, but they also disagree with the patient about their stories.
When a patient eats at a grungy taco food truck and comes in with diarrhea, there is no reasonable reason to rule out food poisoning on the spot. It is not some isolated variant of a rare Papua New Guinean prion that stuck to the ass hair of a boar that a bird used to build a nest that was mulched during a deforestation and then imported to your bumfuck town's home depot where the patient picked it up and got infected.
>No, arrogance is what is destroying the medical field
that's what i said. affirmative action
>Affirmative action in the United States is the active effort to improve employment, educational, and other opportunities for members of groups that have been subjected to discrimination.
You don't know what you are complaining about.
Man, you really are clueless
>no see we said we have good intentions therefore we can't actually be doing anything wrong :^)
Yep, arrogance.
Did you know that there used to be a time when perfectly qualified and capable people were deliberately excluded from parts of the workforce merely because they were not white males? I understand you are not familiar with this part of history, hence your arrogant assertion that non-whites and non-males should not be employed in certain career fields, but that history happened whether you choose to believe it or not.
And now perfectly qualified and capable people are being deliberately excluded from parts of the workforce merely because they are white males. And people like you eat it up because of racial guilt.
Would you happen to be one of those "perfectly qualified and capable people" who was held back by the powers that be?
you dont correct the situation by doing it in the reverse direction
the issue is that those qualified individuals don’t get hired. they hire randoms with zero experience or skills.
im just not that fond of naggers is all.
hahaha lol you're fucking delusional my nigga
Enjoy your black doctor when it comes time for a serious illness.
white people are inferior to all other races. You are the best at nothing.
lol complete cope, if you had a serious illness and i gave you a black doctor and a white doctor, we ALL know who you'd pick. Smart choice too.
holy COPE and SEETHING lmfao
>start studying math
>every mathematician who you learn about were white
>start studying phyics
>every physicist who you learn about were white
>start studying chemistry
>every chemist who you learn about were white
>start studying computer science
>every compsci guys you learn about were white
>start studying biology
>every biologist you learn about were white
>....
>every mathematician who you learn about were white
>the numerical system that allowed us to revolutionize math in the 16th century and push humanity forward at break neck pace was a system made by the Arabs
You didn't study math
>Group A (always brown) "invented" (defined so broadly as to defy logic and sense) an extremely low-level and rudimentary concept or thing and that means that they should get credit for literally everything that was invented (defined using the actual definition of 'invented') by group B (always White), forever
Is there a word for this specific cope? I see it a lot
You have no idea what you’re talking about if you think the math arabs invented was low level and not ground breaking as shit. You’re a /misc/ brainwashed midwit who is too stupid to see it.
The Arabs were literally one step away from discovering calculus 500 years before Europe. They simply needed to better formulate the symbolic logic. But a bunch of religious jealous dickheads surpressed the knowledge as being worthless, which is basically how the Islamic Golden Age ended
>Arabs almost did something 500 years ago so you HAVE give them credit for ALL mathematical advancements
It was invented by Indians.
>doesn’t know how arabs improved upon indian math they infused with classical western math
/misc/ brainlets, everyone
You mentioned the numerical system, not their systems of mathematics. I know Arabs created algebra, sneaky goalpost mover.
The myth of the Dark Ages must persevere at all costs. We cannot possibly allow for the history of the preservation and advancement of mathematics if it involves... brown people...
>disingenuous kike thinks nobody will notice he said numerical system
Go back to hell
Holy mother of get to the fucking point.
>t. food poisoning guy
You described my most recent visit to the ER with disturbing accuracy. I was unable to move my left wrist a certain way and I wound up getting an emergency MRI because this young asian doc thought I might have prostate cancer. Turns out I had slept on it the wrong way, two months later the nerve regrew and I was fine.
You went to the ER for a sore wrist and youre calling the doctor stupid kek
Nice reading comprehension, I never said it was sore, I couldn't physically move it in a specific direction. With my palm facing up, my hand was fine, when my palm was facing down, I couldn't flex my hand up, it just hung there. There are 3 main nerves to the hand, I'd severed the radial nerve so I'd lost all function that the radial nerve normally controls. I live in canuckistan anyways so no harm going to the ER besides long ass wait times.
Does anyone here actually work in the medical field or are we just making shit up
I work in a low-level role in this field, and I feel like I know more than the doctors I work for.
Good?
you think it's good that your only choice of doctor is a literal nagger retard who was propped up his entire life to get into a career they don't actually fully understand? you're going to trust this person with your life and diagnosing an actual issue with you?
Dunno how it is in the US but most of the ones I work with tend to be pretty down to earth.
The only House impersonator I know is the head of ICU at a small hospital out in the middle of nowhere and it's kinda sad.
>The only House impersonator I know is the head of ICU at a small hospital out in the middle of nowhere and it's kinda sad.
Nah he's based you're sad
No doctor really gives a fuck about solving medical mysteries. They are trying to keep their job as simple and uncomplicated as possible because most if not all do it for social approval and prestige.
*And you make more money the more people you see
Spending a lot of time on a single patient is costing you money.
In show house is a loser. He did Infectious disease and nephrology. Two of the lowest paid specialists. Doesn’t do his clinical work, doesn’t do research and is always an inch from being fired and losing his medical license
The only way he could get lower is if he was a pediatrician in a doctors eyes
Cox Is the TV doctor that ruined medicine.
Attendings think they are him
>Cox Is the TV doctor that ruined medicine.
>Attendings think they are him
explain and provide examples
He bullies the residence out of a misplaced sense of tough love and his alcoholism that developed out of the PSTD that teaching hospital doctors get just from seeing all the terrible things they see. Work in a hospital and you will see that post cox attendings ape his coping strategies because he normalized them
>nephrology
>lowest paid
The ones doing dialysis rake in money and nephrologists are pretty well regarded overall.
> Doesn’t do his clinical work
Internists spend their day on the phone asking other specialists to do whatever exploration they want.
The most unrealistic part in House was the residents knowing how to do everything which is the exact opposite of real life.
Nephrologists are probably the most trained of the IM fellowships and do wizardry that a cardiologist would struggle with when it comes to balancing organ systems but their pay is shit, you literally take a pay cut if you get board certified in it in it. A hospitalist doing 7 on 7 off will make 300k, the nephrologists is going to make like 120K if he is an academic one like house. The only people who do it are IMs that need a green card sponsor.
Two greedy health care companies bought up and vertically integrated all the dialysis treatments and cut the pay to nothing.
>He did Infectious disease and nephrology.
the whole point was that he was so good at difficult diagnoses that Cuddy's hospital had a made up sector just for him to do his things on patients other specialists couldn't figure out. he might have specialized in nephrology but he was a nephrologist only de jure.
>caring about the pay of a specialisation
You aren't a doctor.
That makes two of us.
>In show house is a loser
It's mentioned numerous times that he is the best in his field in the entire country.
nephrology used to be well compensated and competitive back when house was probably going through residency
also they need to be the most physiologically capable so it makes sense for him to be a nephrologist to be diagnostitian or whatever
write my rec letter for eras next year
Med schools are like 70% female these days. House wasn’t even remotely as popular as Gray’s Anatomy back then.
Guys watched Scrubs which is ironically the most realistic medical show ever produced (including ER).
no bitches?
>no diagnosis?
I went to a barber just before graduating med school and she asked if i watched House as a kid. I guess i gave her cynical vibes instead of the nerdy doctor vibes.
>tfw my family has had a doctor every generation until this one
Feels like I let the bloodline down, even though I'm just one of 10+ cousins
>tfw first doctor in my family except for some second cousins of my dad
My dad has strongly implied that i just lucked out with the genetic lottery.
My aunt is a gastroenterologist. I wish medicine intrigued me so I could start a pattern.
I'm studying neuroscience, but I don't have the social skills or IQ to plunge into med school.
>iq
The median iq of a doctor is 125. It really is mostly about just having a lot of discipline to work a lot. Also there are specialisations where you don’t need to talk much to patients if you got the ’tism.
examples?
Radiology, pathology, clinical chemistry/physiology/pharmacology, the list goes on.
Radiology, pathology and surgery if you have the tism and weightlift.
PATIENT NEEDS MORE RAT BITES!
poor man's Doug Ross as the "cowboy doc with a heart" trope
>does that kid have a fucking cold!?
>THAT WILL BE TWO POUNDS OF FENTANYL RIGHT TO THE SPINE
>we'll get consent later, Carol
>shh kido
>oh hi Mark
grey's anatomy*
>rewatching house
>the black doctor is never right in the first 3 seasons eventually resulting in him killing a woman
what did fox mean by this
The characters all had flaws and had to make mistakes to learn from House. They all worked in different specialties before this job, they would not know everything. All of them have been wrong and lost patients.
Yea but Foreman was always wrong every episode for like 3 seasons and he eventually killed a woman. the rewatch is actually hilarious.
I’m watching now and everyone except House seems to be wrong all the time. And even House is wrong most of the time, until the last 15 minutes.
Chase seems to be the screwup.
Chase is the most competent of the group next to House
I am currently a resident physician at a large hospital and we all love this show. Don’t go to medical school kids
>Don’t go to medical school kids
Jokes on you, I'm retraining because scientific research has no job security despite the long hours and need for a degree. I fucking hate myself for not just studying medicine, the only good choice to make is med school and then research on the side if it interests you, pure research is dead end for most people.
I'm gunning for the same, planning to work pt as an attending and do lab work on days off with cash flow if I make it
Same idea. Medicine gets you a safe job and a chance at research later on, even if the research doens't go where you want it to, you still have a job. Meanwhile researchers either end up stuck in a rat race, in an entirely different field, sales, or unemployed. I wish I knew about grants and post docs before applying, my fault for not doing more research and jsut listening to advisors.
As long as your school doesn't have a law against second jobs I don't see why you couldn't be an MD and a grad student or post doc if you wanted to work on random research
what's with all these recent posts made by reddit homosexuals trying to slander House? This show was based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ry6hn9twow&pp=ygUPaG91c2UgaW0gYSBnaXJs
COVID Zoom classes, lack of in-person labs, and ChatGPT writing papers ruined a generation of MD's/Nurses/etc. I had to show nurses how to place IV's as a rookie ER Tech once.
>ChatGPT writing papers ruined a generation of MD's/Nurses/etc.
Not saying people shouldn't study, but writing papers doens't even test your knowledge it's just time consuming and should have been done away with ages ago imo.
writing papers is the best way to determine if you fucking understand what the fuck you're writing about. its obvious as fuck when you dont
Not really, stuff like ER and Gray's Anatomy did breed a generation of narcissistic sociopathic nurses convinced they're the star of their own show and patients are the extras and props for their own drama
I don't see how it could have. Wasn't it Cuddy they had say the team was a made up position to please House. It's unobtainable. Scrubs on the other hand did some damage
I don't see how it could have. Wasn't it Cuddy they had say the team was a made up position to please House. It's unobtainable. Scrubs on the other hand did some damage
gee i wonder why they were all so quick to push the vaxx?
I have a friend that's a doctor and he never watched ER or Doctor Kek.
He is a massive weeb, though.
When did doctors first become glorified as selfless heroes and original thinkers?
Diagnostic Fellow Tier Ranking:
S: Chase
A: Taub, CTB
B: Foreman, Park, Adams
C: 13
D: Kutner (only b/c he suicided for Obama, S otherwise)
F: Cameron, Nerd Autist Girl
WRONG
S: 13
A: Cameron
F: moids
You missed the SS tier of Wilson