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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ecelebs made videos about how moronic the Star Wars prequels are like 15 years ago and prequelgays still haven't recovered.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Although he was right about everything

        The only thing anyone remembers about those reviews is the lolrandom serial killer jokes that punctuated them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          pro ta gonist

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, he also exposed Lucas as a hack

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, on rewatch the plinket reviews are so nitpicky as to become tedius and unwatchable.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              they make clear critiques of the core issues, but then add an hour of mostly nitpicking around it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              There's nothing "nitpicky" about the reviews. He clearly defines major plot holes and nonsensical dialogue throughout each review. The prequels were poorly written schlock with some entertaining moments here and there but it was mostly a giant clusterfrick riddled with CGI that hasn't aged well.

              I remember when I used to defend these movies 20 years ago until a friend said something that activated my almonds. He was talking about Attack Of The Clones and the part where Amidananan falls out of the ship and lands on CGI sand. He said "she lands in CGI sand. wtf JUST USE REAL SAND!" Made me ask myself "yeah why didn't he just use real sand, what kind of cheap shit is that?". That led to a lot of other questions and then eventually I grew to hate the movies.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                isn't Plinket supposed to be an butthole that nittpicks movies for the sake of it?
                Like AVGN but for movies.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >He clearly defines major plot holes
                AKA cinemasins tier "criticisms" that are mostly autistic nitpicks

                >and nonsensical dialogue throughout each review
                All the Star Wars movies are designed to work as silent films and the dialogue is merely another instrument in the symphony. Getting hung up on the dialogue is the most low iq criticism because it shows you don't understand that Star Wars is meant to be primarily visual storytelling.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                > Dialogue never mattered in Star Wars, argument invalid!

                Oh my God this bullshit argument again. The OT has infinitely more quotable lines from heroes and villains alike, and not in an ironic way either. PT quotes are strictly for memes. Basically every line JEJ uttered for three movies is quotable and delivered perfectly. Same for Harrison Ford, same for Ian in ROTJ, same for Frank Oz as Yoda, even Mark found his footing in Empire and ROTJ. Name one line in the PT that was as memorable as "I find your lack of faith disturbing." Just one line.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >PT quotes are strictly for memes
                >Name one line in the PT that was as memorable as "I find your lack of faith disturbing." Just one line.

                >>So this is how Liberty dies, with thunderous applause.

                EZ

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            lmao at the thought of Mike 'Space Cop' Stoklasa having the authority to call anyone a hack let alone one of the most influential filmmakers ever.
            inb4 the "star wars was saved in editing" cope

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              who said anything about authority? Mike's just a guy expressing his opinions on the internet, same as you dumbass.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              takes one to know one

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >person isn't allowed to have an opinion

                Why do nitpicking internet critics attach their names to bad movies?
                RLM shits on hundreds of movies and then makes Space Cop, a movie that would be bad by their own standards
                Nostalgia critic shits on thousands of movies and then makes Kickassia and a film trilogy that would be cut down to pieces by his own standards.
                Why can't internet film reviewers make good movies? or at least not release the movie until it meets their own standards?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because they were never good in the first place lol, the critic thing is an easy way to hitch onto a known work and add derivative stuff to it

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >person isn't allowed to have an opinion

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Polacks aren't people.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >inb4 the "star wars was saved in editing" cope
              It wasn't saved. Star Wars was never good.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Star Wars 77, Empire, and Andor are all excellent

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The only good Star Wars media is Knights of the Old Republic. All the films are mediocre or shit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ony the second one, the first is basically just your standard Lucas slop.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that's a dangerously true thing to say

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >have to do with "journalism?"
            More like he exposes himself as utterly ignorant

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You may not have noticed it, but your brain did.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          anakin kneels to monster mash and pledges his loyalty to the graveyard smash

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the word is TSIH. meaning "disappointed in the cooking of the duck meat"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          thanks for the ride, idiots!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's so dense

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FAAAAAAACE?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          "Urban market" is still one of the many euphemisms I use for blacks.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Who's fricking with my meds

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah he also single handedly mindbroke and buckbroke Lucas into selling his company for pittance.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >4 billion
            >pittance
            lol Disney still haven't recouped the cost of buying it

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They recouped their investment years ago after the release of Solo.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                they still need 1.2 billion to recoup the 4 billion
                that's without accounting for production and marketing cost

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Source?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >all movies grossed a total of 5.6 billion
                >Disney takes 50% of the total box office
                >4 billion - 2.8 billion = 1.2 billion

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Although he was right about everything

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >entertainment "journalism"
    and nothing of value was lost

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick does a comedy movie review have to do with "journalism?"

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Republic doesn't question that its new clone army was made from a dude who was hired by their enemies to murder Padme
    >I HATE SAND
    >Christopher Lee totally wasted
    >godawful romance between Anakin and Padme
    >Jar Jar Binks
    >Anakin just happened to build C-3PO
    >Obi-Wan leaves Luke with Anakin's relatives that he knows about; would take Vader like 20 minutes of research to find Luke
    >Padme loses her will to live even though she has twins on the way
    >FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL
    Prequelbros....our favorite movies fricking SUCK....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Let's be honest. The sequels were better than the prequels.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        So much this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        At least they're competently made and actually feel like Star Wars.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        FRICKING THANK YOU
        I feel like I've been taking crazy pills seeing all these dumbass zoomers say the prequels are better than the sequels. What the frick is wrong with them?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yup

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        TFA was a lazy half sequel half reboot, but it's not completely terrible. the others are just as moronic as the prequels though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not at all. TLJ is beautifully shot and acted and at east attempts something new with the franchise, and TROS despite being kind of stupid is still more competently shot and acted than any of the Lucasslop. History will vindicate the sequels and the fact that we all still shit on the prequels instead of them is proof of that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >History will vindicate the sequels

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the prequels have more soul than the disney sequels. both suck obviously but the prequels have effort put in by the art and design teams at least. the sequels just look like shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          moron, the prequels are soulless cash grabs by Pucas just so he could pad his wallet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know how anyone could think otherwise

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are we finally allowed to admit this now? Also Dial was better than Crystal Skull

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Literally nobody actually believes this besides sois and trannies. I mean imagine openly saying you prefer soulless corporate slop made by committee over the singular vision of an auteur who created the entire franchise. Neck yourselves Yidsney drones

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Prequels were shit, zoom zoom

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nope they were kino. Revenge of the Sith is the best Star Wars film next to the OG.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ynbaw

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. They are unwatchable garbage. The prequels are better but still shit. They feel more Star Wars'y than the sequels.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's almost as if they were bullshitted into existence based on a film series that was never intended to have a backstory

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >has to go through the whole podracing song and dance because Republic money is worthless in Hutt space.

      Okay, so hear me out:
      >they have a Naboo yacht with a busted hyperdrive
      >Vatto has the part, but won't take non-legal tender money
      Here comes the fix everyone missed.
      >Qui-gon and Vatto offer to sell the exotic luxury ship to Jabba
      >if Jabba agrees Vatto puts in the parts required to make it a whole functional ship
      >Vatto gets a far bigger chunk from the sale of the ship than he would have gotten for selling the parts, so he's happy
      >Buy some rickety freighter from the money to make it to Coruscant
      I suspect Jedi don't do business deals a lot, because they're homosexual hippie freeloader monks.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >film journalism
    We got a live one!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did the AVGN shit on the prequels before RLM?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not like anyone cares

      When he is not slorping pole he is not a good movie reviewer

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Millenial here, I always enjoyed the prequels, I watched the Plinkett reviews back in 2011 and though they were funny but I continued to enjoy the prequels and I never watched more RLM shit because I don’t care about YouTube vloggers that much.

    Keep up zoom zooms, you’re confusing yourselves too much.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you ever get tired of reposting this unfunny meme?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did he release a Plinkett review for episode 9?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a good movie so no.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stop trying to deflect the prequels being shit onto the sequels.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they did an hour long video shitting on it already, not sure there's anything left for them to say in a plinkett review.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not as bad as the prequels so it doesn't really warrant one, I'm honestly surprised they did one for TFA.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Half in the bag is not a Plinkett review.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nobody said it was.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the plinkett reviews for episode 7 and 8 were awful and unfunny, who would want another one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because they weren't as bad as the prequels so they didn't have as many opportunities to make good jokes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          go to bed Mike those Patreon numbers are slowly dwindling you fat aging miserable alcoholic frick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they were okay, can't really compare to the prequels reviews because the sequels are a corporate kind of awful

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Prequels are still worse, stop deflecting

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Prequels are better than sequels, they have soul, something uncultured swines would never comprehend

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        people with a functioning prefrontal cortex

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't watch Plinkett reviews to laugh.
        Half in the bag isn't funny.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how horribly those reviews must have aged by now. Full of 00’s era edge and Family Guy cutaways.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      zoom zoom, go eat your prequelslop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Worse than homosexual & moron jokes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        an actual prequeltroon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I watched them last year and they're still very funny and entertaining.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >days without seething about fat balding midwesterners = 0

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Buckweat music plays.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Still better than any prequel character

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The sequels are still better than the prequels troony, stop deflecting,

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Why do you care so much that we're shitting on the prequels, hmmm?

      Prequels are better, frickin pricks have no taste and relying upon a review made by a fat boomer bastard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry but Jar Jar is just intolerable. Even George learned his lesson and tucked him away in a corner in 2 and 3.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he based his opinion on one intolerable character
          >Hurr durr the prequels are unwatchable because of this one goofy ass character
          Lmao cry me over hate for this guy Jar Jar, he was the best character maybe even better than that Black person stormtrooper in the sequels. Frick you, and suck my wiener you prick.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why do you care so much that we're shitting on the prequels, hmmm?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >make one original and acclaimed work early on
    >coast on that initial success for the rest of your career
    >will be dead and forgotten within the decade having damaged your legacy with years of lazy slop
    How do I avoid this fate?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the star trek movie reivews were better

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >prequel zoomers still haven’t recovered
    based plinkett

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How did we go from:

    >RLM
    Makes a humoristic circa 60 minute long movie about a drunk, old pedophile and serial killer who wants to talk about the Phantom Menace.

    to

    >Mauler
    Makes 6 hour long video essays each about Dr Strange 2 and Ant-Man 3 and is completely serious about all of it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      weapons grade autism.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ebert died a long time ago. Healing takes time

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mark Hamill can't act for shit and the other cokeheads have facial paralysis
    The bar wasn't supposed to be that low

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good things about the prequels
    1
    >double bladed lightsabers
    >droidekas
    >those floating tank things
    >Duel of the Fates
    2
    >Coruscant cityscape
    >you don't want to sell me death sticks
    >Jango and Obi Wan fight on Kamino
    >arena fight with the animals
    >that one scene where they bring down a big sphere and it crashes and kicks up dust everywhere and you see all the laser blasts in the dust
    >killing sand people
    3
    >opening of 3 through to the crash landing is quite entertaining even though Dooku should've said something before getting chopped
    >???
    >jedi getting shot up in that montage
    >It's treason, then. WOOOAAAAARRRGG
    >UNLIMITED POWAH
    >Emperor chucking Senate seats and Yoda and cackling like a maniac
    These are just my opinions, mind. The prequels are like the film Independence Day. Always watchable but dumb if you think too much about it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget Episode 1 is the first time we saw a Force Push and Force Running. The first ten minutes of TPM were fantastic. Once they landed on Naboo, everything went to shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also, life before the Empire. The prequels created a new sandbox for other media like KOTOR, Jedi Survivor etc. The sequels added nothing that you hadn't seen already. Even Mando is slightly more original than the sequels

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >more than a decade later
    >still crying yourself to sleep because people disrespect your shitthy soulless cartoons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Star Wars is probably the most soulful and auteur driven blockbuster franchise of all time you fricking midwit

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >film journalism

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone else get kinda spooped for a second when you first saw the lady assassin in Episode 2 change her face? They just pull that shit on you from outta nowhere and I thought a fricking demon or some shit had briefly slipped through into reality. Jesus George.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      when I was a dumb child I thought the lady got poisoned or something and didn't realize that she was a shape shifter

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mike Stoklasa also ruined Star Wars.

    He brainwashed people into hating the Prequels.

    And the Sequels were based off Stoklasa’s ideas. Disney hired JJ Abrams because of him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Updooted. We have the high ground fellow prequel memer!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >He brainwashed people into hating the Prequels.
      By making a comedy video where he simply states his opinions? Are you really this delusional?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >He brainwashed people into hating the Prequels.
      gotta love revisionist zoomies pretending to know what they're talking about

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >James Rolfe invented short form reviews
    >Mike Stoklasa invented long form reviews
    Poetry.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Mike ''cucklasa'' Stoklasa
    >Mike ''I worshipd the Black wiener'' Stoklasa
    >Mike ''Oy Vey'' Stoklasa
    >Mike ''Shalom!'' Stoklasa
    >Mike ''I voted for Obama'' Stoklasa
    >Mike ''Justice for all'' Stoklasa
    >Mike ''In an open relationship'' Stoklasa
    >Mike ''Jessie & I are just friends'' Stoklasa
    >Mike ''I can't make her happy'' Stoklasa
    >Mike ''She secretly prefere Jay'' Stoklasa
    >Mike ''I check my privilege'' Stoklasa
    >Mike "I want to breed with apes" Stoklasa
    >Mike "BLACK POWER" Stoklasa
    >Mike "only butthurt after BBC penetration" Stoklasa
    >Mike "I support interracial breeding grounds" Stoklasa
    >Mike "Quentin is my fav director" Stoklasa
    >Mike ''chastity cage'' Stoklasa
    >Mike ''I prep the bull'' Stoklasa
    >Mike ''I should be castrated'' Stoklasa
    >Mike ''Beta'' Stoklasa
    >Mike “THE NOT GAYS” Stoklasa
    >Mike “All Media Should be Political” Stoklasa
    >Mike “Rey should have had sex with Finn” Stoklasa
    >Mike “Force Awakens was everything I wanted” Stoklasa
    >Mike “I shill for Nepo Babies” Stoklasa

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    EXECUTE ORDER WHHHAAAAAT?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do these hacks actually like the sequel trilogy better than the prequel trilogy?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those who watch Plinkett are lowlifes who base their opinions on a fat boomer bastard, get a life.

    Keep hating on prequels, it will still be the best Star Wars trilogy ever. And there is nothing you can do to change it.

    Keep consuming your soulless Star Wars sequels goyslop and ass kissing that soulless mouse corporation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Feel free to explain your opinion rather than mindlessly thrashing about with insults like a wounded wildebeest

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Boohoo I can't take muh insult. Free speech yo. Get over it. You pricks can't even take insults in this time of age. homosexuals.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The prequels are bad. The thing you like is bad and it makes you a person with poor taste. You have autism and probably don't shower. 🙂

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I fully support free speech, but loser parrots like you should be silenced from a very young age to limit the damage you can do. You're a dangerous kind of sheep

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Prequels are great. Stop hating it because of a couple of shit said by some fatfricks reviewed it. The sequels are the worst of the bunch. Also, frick you. I defend my ground and there is nothing you can do about it. Enjoy sequel corporate goyslop, bastard.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SAY IT MIKE. SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY IT!
    >"HELP ME KATHLEEN JJ ANYBODY"

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll give Mike credit. He knew Plinkett was getting old and tired. He could've pumped out Plinkett reviews for 10+ years and ended up like James Rolfe.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would have if he didn't do it at all for the sequels but him making those sequel apologist videos that do nothing but talk about prequels again is just fricking stupid.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >BTFOs zoomers forever in your path
    FTFY

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Prequels are bad movies but sequels are a direct insult to anybody who even remotely enjoyed the OT. They go so far out of their way to shit on and destroy every last aspect of the originals and it pisses me off we didn't get a Plinkett review on them just because Mike is a lil b***h that bends over for politics. Frick those fat trash frauds.

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