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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we could have had an epic battle scene at the end but Brando couldn't stay in shape

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the brando parts are the best parts of the movie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, they're the worst part. fat frick brando ruined the third act
        the circlejerk about brando's le greatest performance ever is genuinely pathetic, its mid.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >le
          >mid
          you have to go back zoom zoom

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tries to stay true to the source material
          >gets shit for it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shitty overacting

      This movie sucked. There aren't any good Vietnam movies.

      no, they're the worst part. fat frick brando ruined the third act
      the circlejerk about brando's le greatest performance ever is genuinely pathetic, its mid.

      /thread

      filtered

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >an epic battle scene
      yeah, that's what this movie needed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you mean the milius stuff with kurtz yelling “i can feel the pwoer in my loins” that coppola hated and would never have filmed regardless of what shape brando was in?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah why couldn’t this movie be more like my favorite capeshit with le epic battle and shit

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shitty overacting

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know he was on coke the entire time. He was authentic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't even acting or following the script, that's just Dennis Hopper

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Coppola actually rewrote the character around Hopper being a crazy junkie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        acid, man

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie sucked. There aren't any good Vietnam movies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, they're the worst part. fat frick brando ruined the third act
      the circlejerk about brando's le greatest performance ever is genuinely pathetic, its mid.

      name a movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

      seethe more subhuman troony

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, they're the worst part. fat frick brando ruined the third act
      the circlejerk about brando's le greatest performance ever is genuinely pathetic, its mid.

      turn 18

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There aren't any good Vietnam movies.
      At least all the most notable ones are leftist israeli propaganda about "war and america bad racist imperalist" like platoon, fm jacket, gm vietnam etc.
      Apocalypse now is a bit less overtly judaic but subversive undertones are still present.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        America is bad you fricking mouth breather, I hope Biden drafts you c**ts to the front so you can experience it all over again (this time against a real army)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you first, wienersucker

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >(this time against a real army)
          and which one would that be?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        war is bad, homosexual.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >israeli money-war is le good actually
        >Turning a republic into an empire covertly is le good!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile contrarians have traveled so far up their own ass they are now defending the CIA's drug smuggling operation in Vietnam?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One could argue Vietnam itself isn't good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jacobs ladder

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally my favorite character from the film

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a fricking shit thread, just morons baiting other morons

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bait. Hopper is fantastic in this.

    H-HE’S A GREAT MAN… I’M A SMALL MAN

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in a classic sense. I mean, sometimes he'll-well, you say hello to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you and he won't even notice you. And then suddenly he'll grab you and he'll throw you in a corner and he'll say "Do you know that the 'if' is the middle word in 'life'? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you. If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you." I'm a little man, I'm a little man. He's a great man.

    pure kino

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's the best part though?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i cant believe the best movie ever name dropped itself, i can never watch this piece of shit flick again

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    filtered

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Dennis Hopper

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