I saw Dr. Doom at a grocery store in latveria yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Lord, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence from the acursed Richards,” and then turned around and shot at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
He wants to best Reed Richards and to be seen as a greater man than him first and foremost. He sees himself as the best, most apt person to rule the planet and he tries to do that through nefarious ways more often than not.
As to why, well, his ego is the size of the galaxy, so every time Reed outsmarts him it sends him into an autistic fit of rage. He can't stand that someone can be smarter or a better leader than him.
2 years ago
Anonymous
We literally told you already. To rule the world, but he gets bored of it. To one up Richards, but it has to be "honourable". To save his mum from Hell, but he's done that for decades now. So basically he's an autist who's fine ruling his kingdom and playing IRL Sim City, then getting out of neetcave to start some shit to pass the time. Dude's been capital G God two times already.
are comics really this goofy? who reads this
2 years ago
Anonymous
Physics professors with tenure. Fricking moron, who do you think?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Your dad while I'm fricking your mum.
imagine having some masked homosexual this creepily obsessed with you, doom needs to get laid and touch grass, maybe even try some therapy
Doom's his own worst enemy. He could legitimately be a great superhero, but he's such a fundementaly bitter homosexual that he'd rather spend his time seething than do anything else.
We literally told you already. To rule the world, but he gets bored of it. To one up Richards, but it has to be "honourable". To save his mum from Hell, but he's done that for decades now. So basically he's an autist who's fine ruling his kingdom and playing IRL Sim City, then getting out of neetcave to start some shit to pass the time. Dude's been capital G God two times already.
2 years ago
Anonymous
imagine having some masked homosexual this creepily obsessed with you, doom needs to get laid and touch grass, maybe even try some therapy
Canon answer, because he has a tiny scar and he thinks it made him hideous/hurt his ego so he put the mask on. My headcanon is that he's a literal autistic manchild so he wears an ebin kewl mask to be scary and have a symbol. The guy's pretty insecure.
Because they're not the same person. Typical capeshit retcon/soap opera plot twist bullshit has had Kang be Doom, Reed, Reed's dad, Doom's dad, Doom and Reed's dad and everything in between. Kang's Kang, a literal time travelling LARPer.
Cool, a watch a webm of it when available.
I hope not. Gosling is too kino to play in this vomit
gosling deserves better than being a prop in a dying genre
They're hoping gosling fans will want to watch it.
>... I doom.
I saw Dr. Doom at a grocery store in latveria yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Lord, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence from the acursed Richards,” and then turned around and shot at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Is Goose running out of money?
what's DOOM's motivation and endgame?
To best Reed Richards.
ok but how would he prove that
By fricking Reed's wife and brainwashing his daughter.
Well, for one, by delivering Richards's baby when he, could not.
>names Reed's underage daughter after his childhood girlfriend who he lost his virginity to
J-Jesus. W-What did Doom mean by this...?
pls valeria is not for lewd
By throwing autistic tantrums.
but srsly guys, what does he want? and why
He wants to best Reed Richards and to be seen as a greater man than him first and foremost. He sees himself as the best, most apt person to rule the planet and he tries to do that through nefarious ways more often than not.
As to why, well, his ego is the size of the galaxy, so every time Reed outsmarts him it sends him into an autistic fit of rage. He can't stand that someone can be smarter or a better leader than him.
are comics really this goofy? who reads this
Physics professors with tenure. Fricking moron, who do you think?
Your dad while I'm fricking your mum.
Doom's his own worst enemy. He could legitimately be a great superhero, but he's such a fundementaly bitter homosexual that he'd rather spend his time seething than do anything else.
We literally told you already. To rule the world, but he gets bored of it. To one up Richards, but it has to be "honourable". To save his mum from Hell, but he's done that for decades now. So basically he's an autist who's fine ruling his kingdom and playing IRL Sim City, then getting out of neetcave to start some shit to pass the time. Dude's been capital G God two times already.
imagine having some masked homosexual this creepily obsessed with you, doom needs to get laid and touch grass, maybe even try some therapy
To be the very best, like no one, especially Richards, ever was.
to have sex
Tell me about Doom. Why does he wear the mask?
to hide the fact that he can't figure out what facial expression to make while talking to people
Canon answer, because he has a tiny scar and he thinks it made him hideous/hurt his ego so he put the mask on. My headcanon is that he's a literal autistic manchild so he wears an ebin kewl mask to be scary and have a symbol. The guy's pretty insecure.
how the frick is Dr. Doom white and Kang is black when the two are supposed to be the same person?
Most of Kang personalities look completely different
Because they're not the same person. Typical capeshit retcon/soap opera plot twist bullshit has had Kang be Doom, Reed, Reed's dad, Doom's dad, Doom and Reed's dad and everything in between. Kang's Kang, a literal time travelling LARPer.
he doesn't have the voice for it
Don't care
Disney is trash
I unironically want him to be the new t'chala. the meme made me a believer.