Ryan Reynolds would be a perfect cast for a Chris Watts biopic

Ryan Reynolds would be a perfect cast for a Chris Watts biopic

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see Gosling
    >all rook same

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Op here. I wanted to write Gosling. Shit. Sorry, I'm moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I see Christian bale

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I see Ben Affleck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty much Gosling but with Reynold's eyes.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would a chris watts biopic directed by Cinemaphile be sympathetic or unsympathetic towards chris watts?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unsympathetic until the chicken nugget scene

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the nugg scene should be in slow motion and have adagio for strings playing in the background

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kino

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Huh, I always pictured it happening with Benoit's theme in the background

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It transitions from adagio for string into the Benoit theme then he goes on his violent rampage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to believe it would be fair and balanced. I mean what he did was monstrous but the they did throw tendies at him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Memes aside, nobody really likes him

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Women send him nudes and erotic fan letters in the mail

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Women aren't people anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen a lot of messed up stuff on Cinemaphile but this image is amongst the most disgraceful.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you are like baby

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If it makes you feel any better, the original pic didn't have CC throwing the nugget

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Get over yourself lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lurk moar b4 posting, fren
            It helps sharpen your ability to detect lampoon pasta

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How about that?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            based Dieter

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I wonder how many enemas she gave the dog

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She reminds me a lot of a girl I knew in college

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >She reminds me a lot of a girl I knew in college
                did she have big bazongas too?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >literally no lips
                wow so hot, stop forcing your shitty meme, no one finds this hag attractive
                >omg le big boobs
                are you a braindead Black person?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >complaining about lips
                >calling anybody else a Black person
                Lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've been told my whole life that women with small lips are to be avoided at all costs, by both men and women.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You really haven't been here long then

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lurk moar b4 posting, fren
            It helps sharpen your ability to detect lampoon pasta

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shut up moron. theres videos of real people being tortured to death /gif/ dont act like the wojak joke about chris watts is next level or something

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lurk moar b4 posting, fren
            It helps sharpen your ability to detect lampoon pasta

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If this shit meme is too heavy for your sensibities, you're way too soft to lurk around here, newbie. Go back to r3dd1t

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lurk moar b4 posting, fren
            It helps sharpen your ability to detect lampoon pasta

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you can't handle the heat stay out of the kitchen

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You dropped your panties in Auschwitz go back and mop them up troony Black person

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lurk moar b4 posting, fren
            It helps sharpen your ability to detect lampoon pasta

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bait. newbies falling like flies

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lurk moar b4 posting, fren
            It helps sharpen your ability to detect lampoon pasta

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          newbies falling for concern trolling

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          newbie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen a lot of messed up stuff on Cinemaphile but this image is amongst the most disgraceful.

        samegay

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, just a moralgay moralgayging

          • 3 weeks ago
            sage

            >he edits his screencaps
            many such cases

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Who's an edgy boy!?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          idk but you look like a b***h
          I would tell you to go back, but I suspect you're a pretty good representation for the average poster nowadays

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lurk moar b4 posting, fren
            It helps sharpen your ability to detect lampoon pasta

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Uh oh. The twitter troons finally got the balls (axe wound) to come here and are discovering that dark humor is more than just "im depressed and want to die xD"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lurk moar b4 posting, fren
            It helps sharpen your ability to detect lampoon pasta

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Took you long enough.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Better late than never.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be a comedy of errors

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like Falling Down but in reverse
      >this guy isn't justified in doing what he's doing, he's his own worst enemy and entirely to blame for his suffering
      then the third act, nuggets bouncing off of his head while all he can think about is balls deep ass drunk anal
      >it's the world that's broken, he's the hero we don't deserve, those kids had it coming

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This sounds kino. Really needs to lean into how much of a b***h his wife was too though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Low hanging fruit would be to portray him as either
      Kino of highest order would be to portray him just as an asset in the elite game he was just a pawn of in real life, preferably directed by Lynch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it would be a psychological horror from the perspective of chris. it would be kind of like Trainspotting with the surreal elements. like he would crawl into that girls butthole as a metaphor or something...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't give the midsommar j00 any ideas

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unsympathetic, but he can be used to make a point about the torture of a surface marriage with deep unfixable problems

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Opening scene is a man carrying 3 body bags up a volcano, not unlike Sisyphus rolling a huge boulder up Tartarus. Then hard cut to OmegaWatts zoning out in the iconic moment when the tv plays a commercial of oil falling on a baby fetus.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Opening scene is a man carrying 3 body bags up a volcano, not unlike Sisyphus rolling a huge boulder up Tartarus. Then hard cut to OmegaWatts zoning out in the iconic moment when the tv plays a commercial of oil falling on a baby fetus.
        KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THREAD THEME

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this fricking song

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          song comedy is mega hack

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be a surrealist comedy with an extended graphic anal sex montage with very loud sound effects.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >would a chris watts biopic directed by Cinemaphile be sympathetic or unsympathetic towards chris watts?
      It would mainly fixate on the daughters watching anime because this board is fricked in the head

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be a horror movie with Chris Watts as the victim who just does anything he can to survive

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      remember that scene in joker where arthur was hallucinating a GF?
      the movie would've started with the murder, then probably 1 hour of goose and nicole (played by ana de armas) escaping the US, followed by a 30 minute anal scene, then goose stops hallucinating and is in his living room with the cop and his neighbor, and he gets arrested. the movie ends with him being fricked by terry crews in prison

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it should be a comedy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He merely protected himself from unsanctioned chicken nugget aggression

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who and who?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >FRICK nuggets
    >FRICK marriage
    >and FRICK janny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/bvOsWnR.jpeg

      Ryan Reynolds would be a perfect cast for a Chris Watts biopic

      God damn how unlucky do you have to be to have such a receding hairline at a young age like this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My hairline was worse than that all my life lol AND then I went fricking bald to boot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like he has the devil's horns

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      God damn how unlucky do you have to be to have such a receding hairline at a young age like this?

      >has widow's peak
      >believes in free will

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he so smug?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok fine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >listen to Metallica and has horrible taste in your path

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cast it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jennifer Lawrence butt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder to keep it tight ladies. Shannansnnann got fat and sloppy and paid the price.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, he was just assdruk

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shannnanaa was a fat mom. Women are so fricking lazy they can’t just not get fat. My ex did the same thing so I left her. The mistress was tight and toned.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >My ex did the same thing so I left her.
            Yeah sure...Where did you hide the body?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The nearest volcano

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who is tapping his mistress now? Does she ever call him or them Chrissy? Does she ever pretend to be his victims?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chris is ugly, 5’10 (really 5’9), and balding. How did he get a younger mistress?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bombarded her with flirty work emails, you can look them up

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mistress made the first move. She knew he was married.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ugly, old, greying, 177cm short, balding, shitty personality (as proven his lack of self awareness).

            Just how in the frick do attractive women go for that? How much did this fricker earn working the rigs?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Forget proof of his manletism

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think we’ve found our leading man

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Being the most attractive person in a workplace does wonders, they were both mid with good bodies

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's middle of nowhere Colorado

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s 47km from Denver and closer to Boulder which is full of hot bawds.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wtf is a km

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                29 miles

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They worked together and lived in the same town, it’s significantly less legwork than banging someone from Boulder or Denver, and the homewrecking aspect likely made it more alluring

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why doesn’t this happen to me though?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Working and dating has been moved online now, it was over the second bat soup virus started

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                owari da

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She was BPD and a 5/10 at best.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He's handsome if you don't have troon beauty standards

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They’re not on the redacted case notes, earliest thing you see on there is Nichol searching up Chris’ family before they started banging

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Does she know?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally perfect body, cant blame him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idris Elba for the left cheek, she hulk for the right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf? i remember that usually doing a pic search on yandex, ddgo, google, whatever you would find different sized images of that pic. Now you find only small blurry ones. The front shots of that set are still findable though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >yandex

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All search engines are run by some or another state's intelligence service. Google and yandex are functionally the same thing (spooked and cucked search engines), just representing different nations. Good practice to check the other if you can't find what you need on the one

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick zigger vatniks but yandex is infinitely better doing reverse image search

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yandex doesn't censor the same things Google censors.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      b***h was crazy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait wtf who stabbed who???

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who tf is Barb and Rob

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that’s what I’m wondering, anyone have context? I would consider myself decently well versed in Watts lore all the way down to the Kessinger being in the neighborhood during the murders and whatnot but this is something I’m not familiar with

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Barb and Rob are just family members, presumably. Lrn2context. The main thing to pick up from this is Nuchol is a nut who stabbed a man

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and never got charged cause his father is a glowie

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I picked up the exact the same thing through context but I wasn’t asking for someone to parrot some obvious shit that everyone can clearly pick up on under an assumption of what happened. I don’t give a frick what you “presume,” I want to know actual details, not just your opinion given the limited information. literal moron, pic related is what I imagine a majority of your contributions to this board consist of

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That is quite literally all you need to know, stop sperging out over not being spoonfed you huge baby.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Flat as a board

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Any plans for Juneteenth?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks pretty handsome here. I thought he was a fat kid who married the first women who showed him attention. Then when he lost the weight and saw how much better he could do he decided to kill her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Then when he lost the weight and saw how much better he could do he decided to kill her.
      Tale as old as time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Happened to me sister. She thought she snagged a guy who was way out of her league. He lost weight and gained confidence and realized he could do way better. They got divorced and he married a hotter woman. She's still trying to find a man like him.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She will never be happy. She got alpha widowed.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yea, if that's the term for it. She want a man like her husband that she'll never be able to find. We tried telling to adjust her expectations but she won't. It doesn't help she's 10 years older and heavier than when she first met him.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >10 years older
              ouch
              >heavier
              OUCH
              Yeah she's finished. Watch out for her trying to take your parent's entire inheritance. If there's any sin women are worse at than pride, it's sloth.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post her breasts maybe I'll consider

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone actually watched the tv movie? I think it's on youtube

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he had to get it on

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yet another cautionary tale on the scam of marriage. If the threat of eternal bankruptcy didn’t look over him he would’ve just ditched his wife and daughters for the anal succubus and everyone could’ve lived a happy life.
    So sad how many men will end up stuck in miserably situations or snapping like him just because of their moronic decision to get married.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The scam of marriage not guided by the Word of God.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was already bankrupt kek
      Stop trying to justify him killing his kids

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could I pay one of you guys to organize my folders for me?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please post the wojak assdruk I can't believe I've never seen that posted in the wild

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ask and ye shall receive

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not posting the HD version

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking based. I didn't know such a high res assdruk existed.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not posting the HD version

          That’s a man jak homosexuals

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What are you gonna do about it b***h? Make your own if you don't like it. Oh wait you won't because all you can do it complain.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would have columbo caught chris?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not much different from how it normally went down. we only ever see the episodes where columbo investigates richer, more well-to-do people. These people are typically wienery, arrogant, and see themselves as above columbo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chris was a huge fricking moron, even worse than his usual culprits, so instead of the law enforcement accidentally stumbling upon incriminating evidence Columbo would just waltz in and immediately cause Christ to fumble and confess.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Columbo loved nailing crimes of passion. He’d be eating chicken nuggets around Chris, showing him old posts from his c**t wife where she disrespected him, introducing him to women with big fat asses and going on and on about how great anal is, etc

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you know my wife, she's normally a very vanilla person. she doesn't even put parmesan on her meatballs, but let me tell you.

        i am a little bit clumsy and one time it's kind of dark and i am trying to put my little lieutenant to work and i miss the spot.
        can you believe that? i've been aiming it in the same place for 30 years and somehow i am off target. well, anyway this time i end up going right into the exit, if you catch my meaning mr watts.

        now, i am expecting her to get all upset, all angry, start raising hell... but she doesn't! she starts howling in pleasure so loud that my basset hound chimes in. it's like all of a sudden i got a fancy stereo system.

        ever since then whenever we're getting intimate it's not over until its over. she grabs me and says "oh just one more thing" while she jams it right up her ass. the truth is sir, i love it. especially when we share a big bowl of chili for dinner.

        now if you were just assdrunk, chris. i can totally understand.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reynolds would bring the much needed levity to the story

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when you try your best and you dont succeed

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cast his lover

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't keep a man from his bussy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how many tax dollars are spent keeping homosexual murderers alive so they can frick each other in the ass?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not enough. Vote R so we can increase spending.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seth Rogan

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        perfect

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do they put barcodes on inmates' underwear? How would thay have known they were his kek

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >misread OP
    >wonder why Chris Pratt looks so weird

    sign...

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's really attractive for a fricked up killer. Not as much as Ted Bundy, but he could've just bailed and fricked some other girl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He got fat and lost confidence in himself. Watts' is a cautionary tale. Once he got Cinemaphile and believed in himself he attracted women who gave him the gratification and attention he needed without the financial mismanagement, insecurity and constant
      >OUR KIDS ARE SO FRICKED UP!!
      narrative that Shillelagh propagated.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When did he get fat?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is this guy memed so much in Cinemaphile? It's not the first burger that kill his whole family for unknown reasons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because of how embarrassingly moronic his plan was, how quickly it failed and how much footage of coping and sneeding that created.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        like I said, not the first time from Burgerkistan.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >murders family without a plan to get rid of the bodies
          >googles "nearby volcanoes"
          Tell me this isn't kino.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Show me equally bizarre and embarrassing footage then. If you are such family annihilator aficionado.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fair enough, I just wanted to know the reason. I guess Cinemaphile just like random this type of things.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Plus the added layers of hot ass sex and the fact that the wife was clearly insane and munchausening her daughters. It’s kino top to bottom.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't know she pretended her daughters were sick. she seemed insane recording and posting every waking thought and moment. he should've just divorced her b***h ass.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >recording and posting every waking thought and moment
            youd be surprised how many people do just that
            i downloaded snapchat the other day to add whoever was on quick add to try and get nudes and its nothing but single mothers who post every second of the day on their story
            mind boggling

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Volcanoes and chicken nuggets versus the moon dipped in oil; a Star Wars watts story

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how can you sleep?
      >our marriage is crumbling in front of us and you can sleep

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >distance from the moon to earth
      he wanted to know the exact amount of miles he'd go for anal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You're sleeping. Our marriage is falling apart, and you're sleeping!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He should have followed in his steps.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The drive back from the oil fields was uneventful. Chris kept the windows open. Warm Colorado air mixed with the musk of blood and mud and oil now invading his nostrils. He didn't mind. The car was silent, he bathed in it. Gone were the whimpers and questions and nuggets and facebook videos never to be heard from again. Chris trained his eyes on the road ahead. 24 miles due East a prepped butthole waited for him. That's about 1/10000th of the distance to the Moon, he mused aloud. He wasn't scared or ashamed any more. He was exhausted, dirty, free. For the first time in months, he smiled. In front of him, the glowing odometer moved noticeably to the right.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Odometer or speedometer? One is for mileage, the other for speed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        This idiot is clearly underaged or a nowheels gay. The speedometer is the one that tracks speed; the odometer tracks your engine's mileage. It doesn't "move to the right."

        Odometers don’t move to the right or left, they count mileage

        Don't bother, it's just pasta.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know it’s pasta I just feel the need to point it out every time someone posts it. It’s kind of the “good solonius” of watts threads.
          Otherwise, it’s quite well written

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I agree, very atmospheric. I suspect the error is intentional. Bait, as it were, to capture the unwary.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Odometer or speedometer? One is for mileage, the other for speed

      This idiot is clearly underaged or a nowheels gay. The speedometer is the one that tracks speed; the odometer tracks your engine's mileage. It doesn't "move to the right."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Odometers don’t move to the right or left, they count mileage

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ben Affleck already has the shitty back tattoo and looks like a strangler.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chris liked researching volcanos not as possible disposal sites... he was just a big fan of hot puckered orafaces.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reynolds was already in Amityville Horror

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like low iq incel

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dane cook

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is his name singled out? Was he chosen for the psyop in junior high? Like that guy who was programmed to shoot Robert Kennedy?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    test

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The worst thing is we will never really know if it was shannan or Chris who killed the kids. It’s just an unsolvable mystery

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one's posted this yet but it's pretty obvious he killed them to prevent men getting to use their buttholes when they're of age.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >”nobody gets to use MY daughters buttholes except my wife who gives them enemas all the time for munchausen-by-proxy related reasons and crams rectal thermometers up into them daily!”

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that where Chris and Nichole got the idea from??

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or the mistress

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is literally older than him

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here's some more Wattsian family slaying kino
    >work as security for one of the world's most famous televangelists
    >start having affair
    >pretend someone is threatening and stalking your family
    >strangle wife and kids to death while they sleep
    >get caught

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so weird. "oh let me just kill my two boys who look exactly like me"

      ???????????????????????

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lifetime already made a chris watts movie and the guy they got was pretty close it was funny to watch

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've fricked a girl in the ass. Not worth killing over.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now I'm not sayin he should of killed her.....but I understand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shananana would also spend a lot of money on useless shit. You can see their house is packed with shit in the police footage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Killing the wife is quite understandable, it's killing his kids in such cold blood too that makes this case worth further attention.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Chris is going to kill me"
    Bro, she knew

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but it's ok

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should make it with a sci-fi twist, like Omega Man but based on real events

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >EVER!!
      >the song part
      How did her butthole not dry up and collapse forever after reading this? Everything else is fine, it's stuff they expect and like, but those two parts are fricking bad, you have to write like a b***h sometimes, but not like a woman.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Life is really sad and scary

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is there to make a movie about? Some low IQ tard sperged out and killed his family, was caught and confessed within 12 hours. At least the Laci Peterson case has twists and turns.

    This case is moronic, I'm sick of seeing this homosexual's face, and mods should start banning these threads.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The "cousin": is Nicole herself

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Congratulations, you are able to read YouTube comments

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still has nothing on this nightmare

      ?si=cXS_B0Shk7JawcA7

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        b***h must be a beast in bed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My skeleton jumped out of my body and left to hide in the woods

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reynolds but from X-Files

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the FRICK is this thread still up? Who bribed the janny with free HRT?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what do you mean? It's Cinemaphile related

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When has that ever mattered?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's on topic

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shannan wouldve been sexy as frick if shed just kept herself in shape and wore sexier clothing, and got her hair done nice. she kind of has a gianna michaels thing going on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shannan wouldve been sexy as frick if shed just kept herself in shape and wore sexier clothing, got her hair done nice, changed pretty much everything about her shit personality, and wasn’t such a complete moron
      ftfy

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick my man? The only evidence is a yt video about that comment where Watts is trying to save himself at any cost. Kinda good schizoing though.. maybe Watts is constantly drugged by the goverment?

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    who's "we"?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      shut the frick up Nikki

      Fricking kek

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    shut the frick up Nikki

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wattsisters, we made it!

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricked a girl anally for the first time last weekend. It was overrated.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the girl, same as pussy. Also depends on their level of enthusiasm about it. Not saying they should be like oh all I want is for you to frick my ass but it’s cute when they shyly ask if you want to and then realize they got in over their head but keep going anyway to be good but are on the verge of tears. That’s when it’s awesome, I love that my gf likes being fricked in the ass but still cries almost every time

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    g-guys...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >EVPs
      Based and schizopilled. Reminds me of the Irate Gamer's real life side gig as a ghost hunter.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That there is the face of a man who peaked in high school.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Obligatory

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      K V N O

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We deserve a /Watts/ general on this board like we had with jazz

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >deserve
      we do ?

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the mother from How I met your Mother played Shannan in some schlock TV movie
    Gee that's brutal.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >On August 9th CW took this picture and then he sent it to Shanann

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao are these morons just using the computer to find "generic happy hu-white family" and not doing any leg work

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Many such cases

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't think that's it, because when use that search term, it comes up with a bunch of chinks, nogs, pajeets and halfbreeds

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          all I can think is it's in some clipart database somewhere not google or bing search results but something that comes bundled with some sort of photoshop software, someone added it as a goof

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this board constantly talking about this dude? Possibly more than any other killer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because that bodycam and interrogation footage is pure unfettered kino movies couldn't come up. It's a crazy thing to be living in such times where you can see something like that from your computer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >look it up
        >it's 2 hours long
        >it's only part 1

        how the frick do you invest yourself in this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just watch the jcs videos

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    theres so many women into this case.
    theres even a whole subculture about ghosts in the house

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This house is the new amityville. The husband of the family who bought it pleaded guilty to harassment under the domestic violence act and there was also a child abuse charge against a child in the house but that was dropped. Seems the Millers are getting divorced. Mrs. Miller asked the judge to change the order so the husband can only come to the house when she is not there.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah they love this shit

      my favorite is meredith

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literally all women in the comments kek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they get so fricking mad that this lady doesn't like shane-anne

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was Shanaaan a Tiktok user? I could imagine her being terribly addicted to it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FB
      TT wasn't used yet but she would have been

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shannan was way more attractive than his anal bawd

    Both facially and body wise

    What was he thinking?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no anal
      >annoying personality
      >constant humiliation
      A man can only take so much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just don't get it man.
      Sh'anana never opened up her brown portal to him. Once Chris tasted that sweet nectar he was a changed man. He could never go back to normal sex. Anal changes a man. It awakens something inside.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is joking when they say his b***h wife deserved it for not doing anal right?

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