>chris FLOPSworth
lmao how did he turn into box office poison
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[SAD NEWS] Furiosa set to open lower than Dark Phoenix, Morbius, John Carter and Terminator DF.
>chris FLOPSworth
lmao how did he turn into box office poison
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when did this 2ch shit start
hiro takeover
Another money thread.
Boomers learn to pirate and zoomers get spoiled by trailers because low attention span and keep staring at them cellphones n sheit
Fury Roads worldwide opening weekend was $109m btw
Yeah but those were 2016 dollars.
Just looked at that would be $143m today
what the hell happened?
Lets make a Mad Max movie without Mad Max! Hollywood might be the dumbest place in the world right now.
Literally no one cared about the furiosa character besides george miller. Should have just named it something different and advertised it with hemsworth and immortan joe.
Could have been the same exact movie and would have done much better
So what you’re saying is that INCELS (previously known as NERDS) now hate women with such a seething passion that they now totally even refuse to watch movies with female leads?
Holy shit, how do you guys even ever leave your basements? Or do you?
>INCELS (previously known as NERDS)
no. nerds are based
I think it's also partly the fact she looks fricking moronic with that shit on her face
its kind of weird how ridiculously handsome male movie stars always end up having box office bombs. hemsworth, cavill. it's like women just don't care about handsome men at all in movies.
women don't go for action movies to watch handsome men
This
Wtf anon use your head. Male eye candy is there so women have at least one positive experience when watching a movie that doesn't interest them. It was never meant to be a main draw. Same reason there's always panty scenes in romcoms.
Why did John Carter flop? I never saw it, but I thought A Princess of Mars was a good book. Was the movie really that bad?
John Carter was a decent film
Disney barely marketed it
Was supposed to have a sequel
Why would you ask this, now every midwit within 500 miles is going to be rushing to tell you how it's all because of the title.
It was decent. The problem was that they named it just John Carter which was just a generic name for a movie. Sounded like a biopic for a president or something.
Too generic
Every movie he's in lately is garbage. They give him garbage roles now to punish him for being the last straight white male movie star.
GARFED
Imagine making a Garfield movie without Garfield and having Ody as the lead. This is what Furiosa did and Garfield didn't which is why the cat won.
>What do you mean Nermal: A Garfield Saga is tanking?
Garfield isn't doing too hot either, its cheap budget is the only thing saving it
It looks fricking awful and is pure cringecore tryhardkino
Don't forget to adjust for inflation
The Marvels still the best at something
Tldr people don't understand that Chris at his worst is Thor 2 tier, but production execs see the price tag for his contract and assume he must be worth it.
It's like they're desperate to salvage something from the train wreck of the marvel universe after Downey was btfo of the timeline. Hiddleston and Bimberb***h were the only ones capable of keeping audience attention for longer than two seconds but their stuff is plagued with problems as well. Loki and Doctor Strange should basically team up at this point and it would make in universe sense for them to do so.
Literally they have zero other characters for people to care about because they keep killing them off or making them complete jokes of themselves.
Movie is called Furiosa not Dementus
SAD PART IS HOLLYWOOD WILL NOW SAY… SEE, WE TOLD YOU, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE MOVIES WITH WHITE CASTS ANYMORE.
AND NO MORE MOVIES WITH WHITE CASTS WILL GET MADE.
ALL U CHUDS FRICKED YOURSELVES AND YOUR RACE BY BOYCOTTING THIS FLICK CUZ (BOO-HOO) IT HAD A FEMALE LEAD.
UR ALL moronic FRICKING homosexualS.
Don't care, going to be using custom AI for all my entertainment going forward.
You’ll have to wait 6 years before full AI films can be made. That’s the latest projected timeline per the Rand Institute’s latest studies.
Women are far more destructive than minorities.
You now remember Wonder Woman made a shit ton of money