Salty as fuck capeshitters

Salty as fuck capeshitters

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >grauniad
    don't post tabloid shite like that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you retarded? Peter Bradshaw is a middle class 60yo English guy not a capeshitter. The standard English middle class person hates anything fantasy or sci-fi.

      It's a broadsheet, retard. Still full of shit when it comes to certain things, though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's broadsheet in name only
        not interested in a tarq's opinion in any case; you and your ilk destroyed the country

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Meds

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >meds
            the go to response of every leftist when they’re losing the argument.
            go fuck yourself retard.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's not wrong.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Avatar make mentally ill people so angry? You see it all the time on this board. A single pro-Avatar post and they start typing paragraphs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It reminds them that their taste is shit.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the soundtrack, I like the visuals (floating rocks, mechas) I unironically like the story (it's simple, nothing complicated).

    I don't get why there are so many people that hate this movie and are in a crusade to spread "how bad it is" on the internet. Like, this is an original IP with a director that still cares about making movies. I don't understand the massive love for Disney/StarWars/marvel and the massive hate for Avatar.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the movie, but wasn’t impressed as much as everyone else because I was already familiar with FernGully which is very similar.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To me it is more pocahantas rather than fern gully.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Always seen it as a fern gully ripoff myself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To me it is more pocahantas rather than fern gully.

        Always seen it as a fern gully ripoff myself

        I know its bait , every time its bait , they know exactly how to trigger me . sending me into a spree

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >redemption of the lier in a minority community cliche sucks
          >NO, IT IT'S MY BELOVED CAMBELINO'S MONOMYTH
          I guess you like capeshit related youtube bloggers

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >counter clockwise
          fuck your gay little chart

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The mismatch between the bleeding edge visuals and high tech on display, and the simple Nickelodeon tier story and characters, is a big part of the problem. Avatar attempts to be very sophisticated visually but its script, dialog and story are quite basic and unengaging unless you are 12

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I unironically like the story (it's simple, nothing complicated)
      there it is, the mindless brown cattle of the future has spoken

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a lot of movies are good because they dont try to overcomplicate things. It's why most movies are shit nowadays where every movie tries to subvert expectations. I recently watched Django. The villains are obviously villains in the wrong and the heroes are obviously heroes in the right. And there's no retarded subplot. It was a fun and engaging movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've never hated it exactly, but there was a lot of bad blood generated from when it was actually new. It created a new subset of furries who honestly believed they were fucking otherkin na'vi and were shitting up the internet with that garbage.
      Naturally garnered a lot of hate, so the movie did too by extension, and that's never faded out even if most people forgot that shit happened.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a white man’s burden movie, and nobody likes that shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Simple stories are great, but the whole native good colonizers bad trope had been stupid for like two decades before this movie came out. Movie might've been better if they showed the benefits of humans coming to Pandora, but because this is America the
        Invading force has to be cartoonishly evil.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    .com

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol fucking Guardian always baiting hateclicks
    Never forget their Thomas the Tank Engine article
    >when the good engines pump out white smoke and the bad engines pump out black smoke – and they are all pumping out smoke – it's not hard to make the leap into the race territory

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, and it was widely mocked in the comments section.
      its culture journalists are idiots to a fault but its readership is mostly decent.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry that black is the universally accepted color for evil.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I agree it sucks but why is he reviewing a 13 year old movie? No one felt the need to review A New Hope when The Force Awakens was coming out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It just got re-released

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you get your tickets anon?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never saw the 3D version when it originally came out, I'm excited to see it in 4K IMAX.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just got back from watching it. the world will once again know king cameron

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People doubt based Cameron. How many times must he teach them this same lesson?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow james cameron must be very tall

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        late growth spurts due to vegan diet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        late growth spurts due to vegan diet

        Nah, he was always a tall fucker. What's up with his teeth, though? Is he a chain smoker or what? Shit's nasty.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's the natural color of teeth, he probably just doesn't whiten them. also he's standing next to avatars. those things are 9 ft tall

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know, man, they seem pretty damn yellow to me. Maybe it's the all vegan diet or something. I know natural teeth aren't retarded blind-your-eyes white like they do in burgerland, but this is way too yellow.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my 90% animated movie is better than your 90% animated movie that came out twenty years ago.
    Marvel drones are really pathetic. FYI avatar has always been shit and just an animu ripoff.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a massive rise in antisemitism on this board.

    Can't wait for you guys to face the legal system.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the movie is literally made for you to go see it in IMAX
    that's the whole gimmick

    I think some people miss the point

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I also watched it in 3D. First and last movie I ever watched in 3D, don’t think I’ll do it again. It’s not that impressive. My parents had a 3D TV and I never saw an entire movie with it, I just tested it.
      I guess I’m just not a big enough film geek.

      >“Not everybody is a film geek like I am where you sit down you put the glasses on by yourself and you just watch a whole movie which is more what the theatrical experience is. So, it kind of got out of step,” said Cameron.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the movie blows chunks, almost every mcu movie is better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. watched it in 2D

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Basically they’re mad because there’s no trans people in it?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't care, will be renting out the whole cinema to watch the next avatar.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Journalists truly can’t wait to shit on Way Of Water. Lmao.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved the first one, this chick I was seeing didn't like it so decided to keep my dick in her mouth for the whole film. I came three times before I had to stop her

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh cutting edge technology
    >No blue pussy or nipples in movie
    Why even bother

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are mentally ill people so obsessed with this mediocre flick forgotten in the dustbin of history?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm pretty sure every james cameron's movie since and incuding titanic has been shat upon by critics prior to opening, and later becoming the biggest movie ever up to that moment.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty based, to this day I don't understand an obsession with this flick. One of the weakest of Cameron's work.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Avatar was 6/10 at best. Never understood the totally organic hype for it and now this sequel that is ten years too late

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Salty as fuck capeshitters
    Pretty much, same critic

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