Sandman is releasing on August 5

https://twitter.com/Netflix_Sandman/status/1533863190441779201

Mark Hamill will be voicing Merv Pumpkinhead in THE SANDMAN

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This shit looks terrible.
    I wanted to like it but it really just looks terrible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Saving grace is Neil Gaiman’s involvement

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Neil Gaiman is the ultimate low t cuck, both sexually and metaphorically. When he's not rewriting classic european tales by turning them into obnoxious woke fests he's busy slurping the wiener of whatever production company is adapting his work.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no clue what the frick this is but it looks terrible

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Supernatural already did sassy black Death

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man that show went downhill. Good moments, but wtf why is the CW so shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Compare this to the scene from s5:

        Supernatural 1-5 are without a doubt always going to be the best seasons, no arguments there

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the show was super comfy but the whole angels vs demons dragged it down
          obscure monster of the week episodes were fun

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >obscure monster of the week episodes
            Any new show doing this? I can't get into Evil. Not sure if the Winchesters will give us MOTW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Compare this to the scene from s5:

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Name an author more insufferable than Gaiman, the only one I can think comes close is King at this point.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Being in an ~~*open marriage*~~ with that turbodyke prostitute musician broke him, I think

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        someone told me she’s publicly stated she fricks other guys too lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >she’s publicly stated she fricks other guys
          Yes, that's what open marriage means. It's peak cuckoldry and I don't know what Gaiman was thinking. Apparently they fight a lot

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >and I don't know what Gaiman was thinking.
            Well initially he got to frick all the alt college girls who liked Sandman but given how the cultural zeitgeist is always changing I think the last time he got pussy off that was like 2013.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >she’s publicly stated she fricks other guys
          Yes, that's what open marriage means. It's peak cuckoldry and I don't know what Gaiman was thinking. Apparently they fight a lot

          >On marrying Palmer, he took her middle name, MacKinnon, as one of his names.
          kek this might be the biggest b***h homie ever

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Gaiman is a very beta guy. He's got an excellent work ethic and sufficient mastery of prose but he always lets himself get walked over. He's got nary a threatening bone in his body. He's very lucky.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that turbodyke prostitute musician broke him, I think
        Amanda Palmer SCREAMS bpd. That shit will break any man.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >broke him
        Dunno, he's seen like a natural cuckold.
        All his works have cuckoldry on it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gaiman once criticized the people on tumblr for being "addicted to outrage." Those were his exact words. That was a while ago, given how tumblr attitudes have expanded it's possible he feels that way about lots of progressive activists in general now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The author of the Kovacs trilogy is a self-confessed militant feminist, as per his Twitter bio. He got banned by Twitter long ago for flaming anti-semites, according to him. He probably got flagged as a verified groomer or something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Michael Moorwiener

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Name an author more insufferable than Gaiman, the only one I can think comes close is King at this point.

      Terry Goodkind takes the crown.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ah shit I read some of his books, weird bdsm stuff, edgy atheist grandpa who happens to be at war with the literal devil at the time and fricking gollum shows up being posessive at one point.
        Absolute garbage my god.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Patrick Rothfuss
      J.K. Rowling
      and let's not forget Chuck Wendig

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Amanda Palmer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gaiman just seems like a sell-out. King is legitimately insane.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Garth Ennis and to a lesser degree Mark Millar. Especially the former injects a lot of his opinion and personality in the stories and seems to try way too hard often. Hainan is fine if you ignore what he became.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      garth ennis or whatever sjw writer for shitty series

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw friend lent me Sandman Vol 1 years ago
    >still haven't read it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based
      frick comics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dangerously based.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sneedman

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of the only comics I ever wanted an adaptation of and it gets relegated to some netflix mystery meat series.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, no. I canceled Netflix and I have no interest in watching this. Whatever shall I do.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ezra Miller as Kylo Ren as an emo homosexual.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know it really feels like they’re dabbing on us when not only is Death being played by a negress on this show, and not only when they’ve already cast Jenna Coleman on the show, but when they’ve also cast her as fricking John Constantine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love jenna

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait bro….what?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she's playing Johanna Constantine, an 18th century ancestor of John

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's also playing John's parts in present day.
        Apparently WB didnt want John in a show because theyll have their own Constantine show in the future, and this was a workaround or some shit
        Either way coleman will be based

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          well, shit. that kinda fricks up the lore because john is coming off everything that happened in swamp thing and that dictates every— oh wait, i forgot, netflix doesn't give a shit about any of that

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ?
            They can just make her come from the same shit offscreen?
            She's not the same character, she's playing both the ancestor and the descendant.
            She is literally just John but a chick instead of a bloke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Johanna Constantine is an actual character from the comic book, you moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mommy...

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sandman
    oh cool
    >on ~~*netflix*~~
    uhhh
    >Death is some ugly sheboon
    and im out

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your Sandman bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hey Morpheus, why the long face?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >muhfuggin peachy keen bix nood, nawmsayin?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Black
      >And ugly
      >And too old
      >AND not even a goth
      What the FRICK is this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a shitty CW show about supernatural buddies who have a lot of relationship drama.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You just made me lose a lot of interest in the show. I'm still gonna watch at least Episode 1 but it looks way cheaper than I hoped.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    neil gaiman is a literal israelite cuckold who watches other men frick his disgusting pig prostitute of a wife

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No offense to anyone who likes it, but is Sandman like Twilight (or another YA book series) for boys? Basically, something people are obsessed when they're like 12-17yo and just forget when they start to read better stuff. Something similar happened with fans of Game of Thrones.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're wrong. sandman is also for girls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nope, Sandman is more like Book of the New Sun, maybe? e.g. deep lore and worldbuilding, but not everything is always explained directly, and it's usually serious subject matters
      I wouldn't have enjoyed reading Sandman in my teens, I read the novels when I was in my 20s and still felt that they didn't really capture my interest then, but they grew on me in my 30s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >but is Sandman like Twilight (or another YA book series) for boys?
      Nah, Sandman has very little romance in it and is mostly about a bunch of ancient gods being c**ts to each other.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's mature thought-provoking life changing book for mature big boys who read mature stories.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Twilight but for gay 15 year olds.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Refugees welcome gay too. Glad I don't read comic books.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >property who's identity is set in a specific time and place but it needs to be MODERN so they ignore that
    >will be nothing but excuses for shitty political commentary that overpower everything else

    I've basically already seen this show 20 times, I don't need another one.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >replacing pic related with some random sheboon
    I'll pass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      looks fine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Goth black chicks are great... but ghere is something demented that some producer saw a chalk whige character and thought the role should go to a black woman. ait seems unfair to the actress that they slotted her in for a literal white character.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What looks fine? All I see is a black stain in some grass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this, fricking blackwashing

      plus disneyslave reddit actor Mark Hamill is no good sign either

      its programming again

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should have been a CGI or 2D animated series.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is a sandman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No dude your thinking of soundman easy mistake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A comic. But you should read Lucifer instead. Which also got a TV show and it was horrid.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Lucifer comics were great but it kinda pissed me off that they always had to come up with some bullshit to nerf him because he was too OP.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mr sandman…bring me a dream

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At this point I don't even care about death being some ugly black lady, everything about this just looks and feels off. There's nothing surreal about any of the screenshots I've seen, it has zero whimsy and looks like yet another "we're aiming for the teen female audience who will see pretty actors and go SQUEE" series from Netshits.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is sadman lol? is it good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what the frick is sadman lol?
      it's about the Dream, the personification of a universal function that performs the task of imbuing living things with dreams, nightmares, ideas, and fear
      >is it good?
      yes, read Preludes and Nocturnes, the Doll's House and Dream Country at least.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As a Euro comicgay, it's one of the few American works worth a damn.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gaiman is a bong, though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ehh, doesn't count, it's part of the DC Vertigo verse and the artists are Americans.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I double that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's gay shit for hipster boomers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >thing you like gets a Neflix adaptation
    Is there a worse fate these days for a fan of anything? Luckily I'm not too invested, but a friend of mine is crazy about this comic and now my heart breaks for them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Is there a worse fate these days for a fan of anything
      Imagine my joy learning that the Netflix Bone series was cancelled. I'd rather wait another 20 years for a good adaptation than have it Neflixified and forgotten

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Getting a good adaptation that gets cancelled.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lucifer on Fox

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked the graphic novels and I liked the audio novel as well. I don't like this though. Even if they got the cast right, they wouldn't have the budget to create the sets needed to depict all the surreal cool shit like hell, flashbacks, the dreaming, etc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >graphic novels

      it's a fricking comic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there are a shit ton of words, some pages are more words than art so I don't consider it a comic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If it's a comic why ain't it funny, clever boy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Uhh it is plenty funny

          there are a shit ton of words, some pages are more words than art so I don't consider it a comic

          rarely does the text exceed the standard amount of comic speech bubbles

          you sound like the type of mouthbreather who prefers to eat McDonald's instead of Michelin-star tasting menus because "they're too expensive" or something

          >food analogy
          lose some weight, fatty

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you sound like the type of mouthbreather who prefers to eat McDonald's instead of Michelin-star tasting menus because "they're too expensive" or something

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The whole thing should have been animated.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf i thought this was a Chris angel thread from the thumbnail

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >death
    >black
    What I really need now is Faile from The Wheel of Time being black in S2. To really die inside.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Gayman's best work is a comic book
    >gay blacked cuckflix adaptation
    so gross

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like young adult crap, and i wouldn't be surprised. Netflix always does that shit, they adapt everything for teens. It's fricking stupid.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    From Netflix? Frick. I had always wanted an adaptation of the graphic novels, but now i just know it's going to suck. Fricking netflix.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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