>saturday night

>saturday night
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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just got back from the cinema, duh.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because going out makes me feel depressed.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I've spent the past 6 months going to bars and licking a schizophrenic girl's butthole afterward and I need a break.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its fricking freezing out

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You tell me. What ought I be doing?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sick

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's very cold outside and i'm stoned rotten

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude
      Weed
      Lmao

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick off you joyless c**t

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, it's like, okay

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all the stoners write like Black folk

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      DUDE WEED me too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm ignoring my girlfriend to get drunk and watch movies, just like I did yesterday.

      Based, I might smoke too.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m smoking thc diamond sativa and doing my bible study of the book of mark

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm on the orange mimosa. Good times

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Peachy lychee here son

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same and soon to be same.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey! I resemble that remark

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm here every night.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      so tonight is like any other night?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have been up since the crack of dawn

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the middle of fricking January. I'm broke and it's freezing outside.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched The Northman and it was glorious kino

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its over

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the thread

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had to get druk man I had to

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          frickin waingro

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He’s a cowboy looking for anything heavy

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    getting /druk/ as frick and dropping a bunch of heavy stuff on the floor, my roommate will finally know I'm a alcoholic

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm working tomorrow

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is this strange power that 'Come on Eileen' holds over drunk people?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Long time ago I had mates and we danced to this in the club. Usually this song came around 2 or 3 by which time we were quite shitfaced-we began drinking at 9 at the latest-so we just danced on our own or occasionally tried to get chicks to dance with us. Never bore any fruits. Still, now that I'm all alone, I look back on those times very fondly.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keep giving it socks to this song. That tune was how I met my girlfriend and she somehow still tolerates me to this day

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying it's me and not some bot I programmed with my exact opinions

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S TURN IT UP A NOTCH DRUKBROS
    IF YOU DON'T RESPOND TO THIS POST YO MAMA DIES

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not my Mammy! She's a saint

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have Covid but outside of that I’m feeling great. Haven’t jacked it to porn since last year and dry January is ezpz. Kinda want to keep going and take some time off of drinking

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Covid , what are you GAY

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah got it from kissing your dad

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm tired from working a 52 hour week and being sleep deprived working 3rd shift and going to classes. I'm going to make a pizza, drink a few beers, and watch some football with my cats. Maybe I'll watch a movie later and go to bed around midnight.

    I hope you all have a wonderful, safe, and blessed Saturday night.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m having sex with my boyfriend tomorrow :3
    I usually hang with my friends at least once per weekend. My alone time is important to me and I don’t feel bad for using Cinemaphile and playing vidya because my life sucks outside of that and it makes me happy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adult diapers

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m a top buddy boy
        Just straight breeding for me

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Old, poor and ugly; all my friends have families; and I'm too ashamed and embarrassed to swim through a sea of rejection in order to change it.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's cold as frick. There was some talk about heading to the bar but driving home after a couple is dodgy enough without the roads being iced over.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Writing my novel. I'm almost done with the second to last draft. I don't care if it's shit as I'm only really writing it for my grandmother before she dies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't care if it's shit as I'm only really writing it for my grandmother before she dies.
      Shouldn't that give you incentive to make it not shit?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she mused

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep at it Anon. The struggle is real, but it's worth it in the end.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be like 14 frickin degrees outside tonight, bro.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's snowing outside. I'm vaping some Pink Kush and having a beer.
    Gonna eat some leftover chinese food later and maybe watch a movie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just watched Fright Night (2011) remake with a pint of rum & rock shandy, some Critical Kush and a hot water bottle and i've never felt more satisfied.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      puff
      that
      weed

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My girlfriend hasn’t realized that we’re dating yet

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    to get litty

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dry january. Don't feel like going out because drinking is what makes other people interesting.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gf won't let me buy booze

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its Saturday?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      sunday
      it's over

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just worked for 2 weeks straight and tonight is the first night I don’t have to go to work tomorrow so I’m chillin

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm chilling with my bros (you guys)

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