Sausage Party

What was the Cinemaphilensensus? I thought it was a pretty funny movie

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is such a 2016 movie

    • 6 months ago
      Smaugchad

      It tried way too hard

      These. It's a milestone kind of movie. They should probably just be glad that it isn't so bad as to be laughable in hindsight rather than funny. Like, when my kids are 16 they'll probably still think it's funny.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      These. It's a milestone kind of movie. They should probably just be glad that it isn't so bad as to be laughable in hindsight rather than funny. Like, when my kids are 16 they'll probably still think it's funny.

      this came out in 2016? I swear it was like 2013 or something

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its been 7 years, anon.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Feels way older than that.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    what women do with a douche ?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drain his wallet *badum tish*

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heh

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes when a woman doesn't wash her cunt it gets yeasty and the douche is meant to clean it out.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It tried way too hard

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this was how i felt after seeing it. it 'comedic' tone was just too constant no ups or downs or surprises.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      To me it feels the opposite. A bunch of guys just wrote jokes down they came up with, without any sense of needing to hold back. I thought it was refreshing. Not something I would want to watch constantly, but once a in a while, sure.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It had some quality double entrendres

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Seth Rogen died
    >But Preacher and Le Boys...
    Both garbage adaptations

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Invincible?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        seth rogen, the eternal manchild. thanks to him adult animations will always be seem as newgrounds humor but on a big screen.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >newgrounds humor but on a big screen
          I see no problem with this.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And Invincible?
        >take comic characters and make them black or gay
        >low budget shit animation
        >waste everything on high profile actors to voice characters

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro their wonder woman expy was a lesbian in the comics too, and her first scene was post-sex. They toned her down in the cartoon by having her leave work instead
          The best friend character has been gay for like a decade

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The boys was fucking shit, preacher had some good changes but then complete bullshit ones, remember when cassidy smelled another vampire and immediately hated him for being a ponce and then killed him by staking him to a church steeple ?
      Yeah set rogan decided that they'd spend an entire season fucking each other

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did we find out if the Seth end up paying the uncredited animators for this shit pile?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's likely since he didn't really produce anything big for a while afterwards.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    For a movie which people keep making the same joke of it not being appropiate for kids, its extremely childish. I can't see how someone can't enjoy it unless they're 11-15, or a retard.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      someone can enjoy it*

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    israelites

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Juice*

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most awful lowbrow shit imaginable. Worse than new Family Guy.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a bad movie that I enjoyed

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that zoomer girl in front of me that was clearly being turned on during the orgy scene when I was watching it at a theater
    Most uncomfortable I've ever been.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you mean horniest you've ever been

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >in front of you
      >clearly turned on
      >zoomer girl
      >2016
      >zoomer, 2016

      no need to lie, homosexual

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being so much of an incel you can't tell when a woman is really turned on.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Early zoomers were aged 16-20 back then, gramps

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, zoomers began in 1996.
        A zoomer chick watching this movie would have been between 18-20.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zoomers begin in 1997, retard.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. seething zoomie born in 96

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, you are an ignorant slab of flesh and waste. Please never breed.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              What's the point? One generations start and end have two very different kids
              Plus there is location, race etc.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Zoomer on Cinemaphile just means younger than whoever is posting. There's still people calling little babies zoomers.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers begin in 1997, retard.

        General consensus is that if you're too young to remember 9/11 in clear detail, you're a zoomer. Most people agree that 1995 is the cutoff for someone being old enough to have some kind of clear memory of that event. It's like the Challenger disaster and Gen X, if you're too young to remember the Challenger disaster happening in clear detail, you're a Millennial.
        >B-but anon those are American events and I'm not an American!
        No shit, the whole generational classification structure was only ever meant to refer to American generations as a marketing tactic invented by corporations in the mid-20th Century. If you're not American it literally doesn't apply, and if you think it does you've been so utterly Americanized that you use American terms to describe yourself.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Story.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fake
      Zoomer girl watching Sausage Party in the year of our Lord 2016
      >Gay
      Didn’t hit on horny autistic girl

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >20 year old zoomers weren't watching Sausage Party in 2016
        Based retard

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thinking a 20 year old woman went to fucking Sausage Party and got horny from good fucking
          cringe retard

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was 20 when sausage party came out and i still haven't seen it.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not a fan of gross-out humor and it tried too hard hard to be crass for laughs, but I laughed a few times. The Bagel and Lavash/ Israeli-Palestinian jokes made me chuckle

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's a very fascinating movie. The fact that the overall message is not only "religion bad" but also the only real alternative is mindless, self destructive hedonism is extremely telling about Seth Rogen and his friends as people

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      to be honest "weed dude" actor always portraits a self destructive behavior in his movies

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      One day people will realize that he is a depressed genius who's films portray rational choices in an irrational world.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >who's films portray rational choices in an irrational world

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              God I wish that were me

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's a very fascinating movie. The fact that the overall message is not only "religion bad" but also the only real alternative is mindless, self destructive hedonism is extremely telling about Seth Rogen and his friends as people

        ngl I am entranced

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope to GOD she doesn’t shave

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The orgy scene is just a parody of the dance scenes most animated movies end with

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't buy it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What if food orgy but literal food orgy DUDE LMAO
        You just know it was an idea Rogen had when he was high

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The message is not "religion is bad" you culture war-blasted christhomosexual. The message is about how governments twist and use religion to serve their own ends

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No I'm pretty sure it was religion bad. The entire third act was about Frank insulting everyone who believed differently and they all responded with bullshit rationalizations

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man they really just tried to slap a see-through pussy on there

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the few good things about old Sausage Party is how much they weren't afraid to sexualize the humans. Then they barely use them.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    retarded israelite shit

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ending where they leave for the real world to confront their voice actors made me cackle.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pal, tone it down with the devil´s lettuce, it´s affecting you.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does seth keep getting work

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember hearing that his mom is some big shot but take it with a pinch of salt

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Epstein entrusted all the snuff CP films to him so now he pretty much runs the world but since he is funny weed man he just says "make this movie and let me be this dude"

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's such a fucking bizarre thing to think back on. Because I recall everyone hating it. I recalled hating it. It was clearly a stupid, shitty movie made by DUDE WEED man that failed and no one talked about ever again... Except it apparently did great. Critics liked it well enough. It made 7x it's budget, which isn't that impressive on a 19mil budget, but it was clearly enough for Hollywood retards to look at Seth Rogen and think
    >hmmm... Maybe he can be our animation guy.
    And now Seth Rogen, the "permanent teenager", is in charge of every almost every animated thing being made that isn't from Disney or Dreamworks.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely awful.
    Not funny, not good to look at, not creative.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing that made me chuckle was the running gag where the villain kept getting cut off by food that sounded similar to what he was trying to say.
    >Okay so-
    >Yes?
    >That's a stretch and you fucking know it, Queso.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has it's moments, that's about it.
    The Douche is funny and the animation wasn't bad. It's a 3/10 but watchable.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It got some decent fanart

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tumblr sexy-men art of Sausage Party of all things
      wtf

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have much more

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to fuck the twinkie

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it’s the mustard.

      Yes, food containers are also sentient, don’t think about it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        And condoms, and toilet paper...

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bloody hell...

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Bloody hell
            Bloody is right

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought this was meat, then I finally understood what I was really looking at...

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous
  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread prompted me to give it a watch the other night and there is one thing I question. In the beginning when they were singing their song and so, I noticed in the background that there was an in-store coffee shop. And i have to wonder, how do they not know what Humans do? People are buying coffee and I assume some kind of baked good along with it. So I have no idea how Firewater and the other immortals are able to cover that up when it's a daily occurrence. Either that or the art team was just told to create a basic grocery store and they just included the coffee stand because most big chains have a Starbucks or some shit.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonyrnous

      Sausage Party is a stoner comedy first and foremost. Please laugh at the horny wieners and move along.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I get that, I just find a hard time believing they could cover it up. Not to mention most stores have a hot case where you can buy a corn dog or something. Not to mention most stores offer samples of certain products. Shit is flawed as fuck.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          And where does he get his weed from?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Firewater? I can believe he raids the employee break room and based on the store manager, I can buy a few employees are stronger. Bath salts man tells me the area has a drug problem.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Stoners*

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, it's a movie about sausages and food talking and killing people despite being immobile when you see them from the humans' POV.
          It's not supposed to make sense, its a Seth Rogen movie after all.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not that deep
        It's not that funny either.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the FUCK is that!?!?!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hotd og .

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Douche was a good villain

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Villain was a good douche

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pusy

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Douche carried the movie.

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is her pussy on the front? wtf?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah thats why its so funny because she has wide hips and a camel toe its dead funny isnt it ??? hahahaha

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I mean anatomically why is her puss positioned on the front of her pelvis. Theyre supposed to be a couple inches below their butthole.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          What, you think anyone that worked on this shlock knows proper anatomy?

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't see this in theaters when it came out. For those that did, how many of the viewers brought their kids with them, and what were the responses?

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM FUCKING TELLING YOU, IT USE TO BE CALLED HOT DOG TIME
    I'VE TALKED TO OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT THIS, THEY REMEMBER TOO, DAMMIT

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the leaked script the Douche had an army of rats and the Non-Perishables would have appeared much later in the movie and be more antagonistic

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone with a brain in their skull and eyes in their head can tell it's utter shit. Weak visually, weak writing, pure shit story-wise. If you've seen the webms of the milf, you've seen everything in the movie that's worth seeing. Fuck Seth Rogen, he single-handedly made me believe in the israeli Hollywood Cabal, because there's no fucking was such a talentless hack could have gotten so much work otherwise, this isn't simple fucking cronyism at this point.

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original version they showed at SXSW was much better and played well in a festival setting. The alternate ending where they go into the real world and attack Seth Rogen was great.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, you saw it with your own eyes?

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Saving Private Ryan gag was funny

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sometimes they have cock and balls
    >other times they get pleasure from a random part of them being rubbed
    such a cop out

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mustard or Mayo?

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >highest grossing R-rated animated film until Demon Slayer Mugen Train
    >Which only got an R rating instead of PG-13 because of anime stigma

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