These. It's a milestone kind of movie. They should probably just be glad that it isn't so bad as to be laughable in hindsight rather than funny. Like, when my kids are 16 they'll probably still think it's funny.
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These. It's a milestone kind of movie. They should probably just be glad that it isn't so bad as to be laughable in hindsight rather than funny. Like, when my kids are 16 they'll probably still think it's funny.
this came out in 2016? I swear it was like 2013 or something
To me it feels the opposite. A bunch of guys just wrote jokes down they came up with, without any sense of needing to hold back. I thought it was refreshing. Not something I would want to watch constantly, but once a in a while, sure.
>And Invincible? >take comic characters and make them black or gay >low budget shit animation >waste everything on high profile actors to voice characters
Bro their wonder woman expy was a lesbian in the comics too, and her first scene was post-sex. They toned her down in the cartoon by having her leave work instead
The best friend character has been gay for like a decade
The boys was fucking shit, preacher had some good changes but then complete bullshit ones, remember when cassidy smelled another vampire and immediately hated him for being a ponce and then killed him by staking him to a church steeple ?
Yeah set rogan decided that they'd spend an entire season fucking each other
For a movie which people keep making the same joke of it not being appropiate for kids, its extremely childish. I can't see how someone can't enjoy it unless they're 11-15, or a retard.
>that zoomer girl in front of me that was clearly being turned on during the orgy scene when I was watching it at a theater
Most uncomfortable I've ever been.
General consensus is that if you're too young to remember 9/11 in clear detail, you're a zoomer. Most people agree that 1995 is the cutoff for someone being old enough to have some kind of clear memory of that event. It's like the Challenger disaster and Gen X, if you're too young to remember the Challenger disaster happening in clear detail, you're a Millennial. >B-but anon those are American events and I'm not an American!
No shit, the whole generational classification structure was only ever meant to refer to American generations as a marketing tactic invented by corporations in the mid-20th Century. If you're not American it literally doesn't apply, and if you think it does you've been so utterly Americanized that you use American terms to describe yourself.
I’m not a fan of gross-out humor and it tried too hard hard to be crass for laughs, but I laughed a few times. The Bagel and Lavash/ Israeli-Palestinian jokes made me chuckle
I think it's a very fascinating movie. The fact that the overall message is not only "religion bad" but also the only real alternative is mindless, self destructive hedonism is extremely telling about Seth Rogen and his friends as people
I think it's a very fascinating movie. The fact that the overall message is not only "religion bad" but also the only real alternative is mindless, self destructive hedonism is extremely telling about Seth Rogen and his friends as people
The message is not "religion is bad" you culture war-blasted christhomosexual. The message is about how governments twist and use religion to serve their own ends
No I'm pretty sure it was religion bad. The entire third act was about Frank insulting everyone who believed differently and they all responded with bullshit rationalizations
Epstein entrusted all the snuff CP films to him so now he pretty much runs the world but since he is funny weed man he just says "make this movie and let me be this dude"
It's such a fucking bizarre thing to think back on. Because I recall everyone hating it. I recalled hating it. It was clearly a stupid, shitty movie made by DUDE WEED man that failed and no one talked about ever again... Except it apparently did great. Critics liked it well enough. It made 7x it's budget, which isn't that impressive on a 19mil budget, but it was clearly enough for Hollywood retards to look at Seth Rogen and think >hmmm... Maybe he can be our animation guy.
And now Seth Rogen, the "permanent teenager", is in charge of every almost every animated thing being made that isn't from Disney or Dreamworks.
The only thing that made me chuckle was the running gag where the villain kept getting cut off by food that sounded similar to what he was trying to say. >Okay so- >Yes? >That's a stretch and you fucking know it, Queso.
This thread prompted me to give it a watch the other night and there is one thing I question. In the beginning when they were singing their song and so, I noticed in the background that there was an in-store coffee shop. And i have to wonder, how do they not know what Humans do? People are buying coffee and I assume some kind of baked good along with it. So I have no idea how Firewater and the other immortals are able to cover that up when it's a daily occurrence. Either that or the art team was just told to create a basic grocery store and they just included the coffee stand because most big chains have a Starbucks or some shit.
I get that, I just find a hard time believing they could cover it up. Not to mention most stores have a hot case where you can buy a corn dog or something. Not to mention most stores offer samples of certain products. Shit is flawed as fuck.
Firewater? I can believe he raids the employee break room and based on the store manager, I can buy a few employees are stronger. Bath salts man tells me the area has a drug problem.
Anon, it's a movie about sausages and food talking and killing people despite being immobile when you see them from the humans' POV.
It's not supposed to make sense, its a Seth Rogen movie after all.
Anyone with a brain in their skull and eyes in their head can tell it's utter shit. Weak visually, weak writing, pure shit story-wise. If you've seen the webms of the milf, you've seen everything in the movie that's worth seeing. Fuck Seth Rogen, he single-handedly made me believe in the israeli Hollywood Cabal, because there's no fucking was such a talentless hack could have gotten so much work otherwise, this isn't simple fucking cronyism at this point.
The original version they showed at SXSW was much better and played well in a festival setting. The alternate ending where they go into the real world and attack Seth Rogen was great.
This is such a 2016 movie
These. It's a milestone kind of movie. They should probably just be glad that it isn't so bad as to be laughable in hindsight rather than funny. Like, when my kids are 16 they'll probably still think it's funny.
this came out in 2016? I swear it was like 2013 or something
Its been 7 years, anon.
Feels way older than that.
what women do with a douche ?
Drain his wallet *badum tish*
Heh
Sometimes when a woman doesn't wash her cunt it gets yeasty and the douche is meant to clean it out.
It tried way too hard
this was how i felt after seeing it. it 'comedic' tone was just too constant no ups or downs or surprises.
To me it feels the opposite. A bunch of guys just wrote jokes down they came up with, without any sense of needing to hold back. I thought it was refreshing. Not something I would want to watch constantly, but once a in a while, sure.
It had some quality double entrendres
I wish Seth Rogen died
>But Preacher and Le Boys...
Both garbage adaptations
And Invincible?
seth rogen, the eternal manchild. thanks to him adult animations will always be seem as newgrounds humor but on a big screen.
>newgrounds humor but on a big screen
I see no problem with this.
>And Invincible?
>take comic characters and make them black or gay
>low budget shit animation
>waste everything on high profile actors to voice characters
Bro their wonder woman expy was a lesbian in the comics too, and her first scene was post-sex. They toned her down in the cartoon by having her leave work instead
The best friend character has been gay for like a decade
The boys was fucking shit, preacher had some good changes but then complete bullshit ones, remember when cassidy smelled another vampire and immediately hated him for being a ponce and then killed him by staking him to a church steeple ?
Yeah set rogan decided that they'd spend an entire season fucking each other
Did we find out if the Seth end up paying the uncredited animators for this shit pile?
It's likely since he didn't really produce anything big for a while afterwards.
For a movie which people keep making the same joke of it not being appropiate for kids, its extremely childish. I can't see how someone can't enjoy it unless they're 11-15, or a retard.
someone can enjoy it*
israelites
>Juice*
The most awful lowbrow shit imaginable. Worse than new Family Guy.
It was a bad movie that I enjoyed
>that zoomer girl in front of me that was clearly being turned on during the orgy scene when I was watching it at a theater
Most uncomfortable I've ever been.
I think you mean horniest you've ever been
>in front of you
>clearly turned on
>zoomer girl
>2016
>zoomer, 2016
no need to lie, homosexual
Imagine being so much of an incel you can't tell when a woman is really turned on.
Early zoomers were aged 16-20 back then, gramps
Anon, zoomers began in 1996.
A zoomer chick watching this movie would have been between 18-20.
Zoomers begin in 1997, retard.
>t. seething zoomie born in 96
Anon, you are an ignorant slab of flesh and waste. Please never breed.
What's the point? One generations start and end have two very different kids
Plus there is location, race etc.
Zoomer on Cinemaphile just means younger than whoever is posting. There's still people calling little babies zoomers.
General consensus is that if you're too young to remember 9/11 in clear detail, you're a zoomer. Most people agree that 1995 is the cutoff for someone being old enough to have some kind of clear memory of that event. It's like the Challenger disaster and Gen X, if you're too young to remember the Challenger disaster happening in clear detail, you're a Millennial.
>B-but anon those are American events and I'm not an American!
No shit, the whole generational classification structure was only ever meant to refer to American generations as a marketing tactic invented by corporations in the mid-20th Century. If you're not American it literally doesn't apply, and if you think it does you've been so utterly Americanized that you use American terms to describe yourself.
Story.
>Fake
Zoomer girl watching Sausage Party in the year of our Lord 2016
>Gay
Didn’t hit on horny autistic girl
>20 year old zoomers weren't watching Sausage Party in 2016
Based retard
>thinking a 20 year old woman went to fucking Sausage Party and got horny from good fucking
cringe retard
I was 20 when sausage party came out and i still haven't seen it.
I’m not a fan of gross-out humor and it tried too hard hard to be crass for laughs, but I laughed a few times. The Bagel and Lavash/ Israeli-Palestinian jokes made me chuckle
I think it's a very fascinating movie. The fact that the overall message is not only "religion bad" but also the only real alternative is mindless, self destructive hedonism is extremely telling about Seth Rogen and his friends as people
to be honest "weed dude" actor always portraits a self destructive behavior in his movies
One day people will realize that he is a depressed genius who's films portray rational choices in an irrational world.
>who's films portray rational choices in an irrational world
God I wish that were me
ngl I am entranced
I hope to GOD she doesn’t shave
The orgy scene is just a parody of the dance scenes most animated movies end with
I don't buy it
>What if food orgy but literal food orgy DUDE LMAO
You just know it was an idea Rogen had when he was high
The message is not "religion is bad" you culture war-blasted christhomosexual. The message is about how governments twist and use religion to serve their own ends
No I'm pretty sure it was religion bad. The entire third act was about Frank insulting everyone who believed differently and they all responded with bullshit rationalizations
Man they really just tried to slap a see-through pussy on there
One of the few good things about old Sausage Party is how much they weren't afraid to sexualize the humans. Then they barely use them.
retarded israelite shit
The ending where they leave for the real world to confront their voice actors made me cackle.
Pal, tone it down with the devil´s lettuce, it´s affecting you.
How does seth keep getting work
I remember hearing that his mom is some big shot but take it with a pinch of salt
Epstein entrusted all the snuff CP films to him so now he pretty much runs the world but since he is funny weed man he just says "make this movie and let me be this dude"
It's such a fucking bizarre thing to think back on. Because I recall everyone hating it. I recalled hating it. It was clearly a stupid, shitty movie made by DUDE WEED man that failed and no one talked about ever again... Except it apparently did great. Critics liked it well enough. It made 7x it's budget, which isn't that impressive on a 19mil budget, but it was clearly enough for Hollywood retards to look at Seth Rogen and think
>hmmm... Maybe he can be our animation guy.
And now Seth Rogen, the "permanent teenager", is in charge of every almost every animated thing being made that isn't from Disney or Dreamworks.
Genuinely awful.
Not funny, not good to look at, not creative.
The only thing that made me chuckle was the running gag where the villain kept getting cut off by food that sounded similar to what he was trying to say.
>Okay so-
>Yes?
>That's a stretch and you fucking know it, Queso.
It has it's moments, that's about it.
The Douche is funny and the animation wasn't bad. It's a 3/10 but watchable.
It got some decent fanart
>Tumblr sexy-men art of Sausage Party of all things
wtf
I have much more
I want to fuck the twinkie
For me it’s the mustard.
Yes, food containers are also sentient, don’t think about it
And condoms, and toilet paper...
Bloody hell...
>Bloody hell
Bloody is right
I thought this was meat, then I finally understood what I was really looking at...
This thread prompted me to give it a watch the other night and there is one thing I question. In the beginning when they were singing their song and so, I noticed in the background that there was an in-store coffee shop. And i have to wonder, how do they not know what Humans do? People are buying coffee and I assume some kind of baked good along with it. So I have no idea how Firewater and the other immortals are able to cover that up when it's a daily occurrence. Either that or the art team was just told to create a basic grocery store and they just included the coffee stand because most big chains have a Starbucks or some shit.
Sausage Party is a stoner comedy first and foremost. Please laugh at the horny wieners and move along.
I get that, I just find a hard time believing they could cover it up. Not to mention most stores have a hot case where you can buy a corn dog or something. Not to mention most stores offer samples of certain products. Shit is flawed as fuck.
And where does he get his weed from?
Firewater? I can believe he raids the employee break room and based on the store manager, I can buy a few employees are stronger. Bath salts man tells me the area has a drug problem.
Stoners*
Anon, it's a movie about sausages and food talking and killing people despite being immobile when you see them from the humans' POV.
It's not supposed to make sense, its a Seth Rogen movie after all.
>It's not that deep
It's not that funny either.
What the FUCK is that!?!?!
Hotd og .
Douche was a good villain
Villain was a good douche
Pusy
Douche carried the movie.
Is her pussy on the front? wtf?
yeah thats why its so funny because she has wide hips and a camel toe its dead funny isnt it ??? hahahaha
No, I mean anatomically why is her puss positioned on the front of her pelvis. Theyre supposed to be a couple inches below their butthole.
What, you think anyone that worked on this shlock knows proper anatomy?
I didn't see this in theaters when it came out. For those that did, how many of the viewers brought their kids with them, and what were the responses?
IM FUCKING TELLING YOU, IT USE TO BE CALLED HOT DOG TIME
I'VE TALKED TO OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT THIS, THEY REMEMBER TOO, DAMMIT
In the leaked script the Douche had an army of rats and the Non-Perishables would have appeared much later in the movie and be more antagonistic
Anyone with a brain in their skull and eyes in their head can tell it's utter shit. Weak visually, weak writing, pure shit story-wise. If you've seen the webms of the milf, you've seen everything in the movie that's worth seeing. Fuck Seth Rogen, he single-handedly made me believe in the israeli Hollywood Cabal, because there's no fucking was such a talentless hack could have gotten so much work otherwise, this isn't simple fucking cronyism at this point.
The original version they showed at SXSW was much better and played well in a festival setting. The alternate ending where they go into the real world and attack Seth Rogen was great.
Wait, you saw it with your own eyes?
The Saving Private Ryan gag was funny
>sometimes they have cock and balls
>other times they get pleasure from a random part of them being rubbed
such a cop out
Mustard or Mayo?
>highest grossing R-rated animated film until Demon Slayer Mugen Train
>Which only got an R rating instead of PG-13 because of anime stigma