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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spartacus was better.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marvelbrain

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      based taste

      Marvelbrain

      cringe Cinemaphile hivemind "taste"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      based taste
      [...]
      cringe Cinemaphile hivemind "taste"

      Spartacus is good if youre looking to jerk off

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was surprised to see Atia be so mean to her.

    >Die screaming, you pig-spawned trollop

    What? Where did all that come from?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jealousy. Atia despite being a Patrician wasn't from a well known family unlike her peers and rivals; that and b***hes be catty.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wasn't from a well known family
        she joined the Julii, the most influential familia in Rome

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember her opinion about Macedonia from earlier

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if you ever noticed but Atia of the Julii is a horrible, spiteful person.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least she loved her kids more than Servilia

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes she did such a standup job raising them

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            One of the greatest emperor that ever lived in the roman empire, yeah she did a good job.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Coulda just said woman.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She stole Mark Antony from her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was mad that Antony was banging cleo instead of her

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like a hassle

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is she a good Cleo?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ugly, psychotic, manipulative spoiled brat. Does that sound like the historic figure.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lE hIsToRiCalLly aCcUrAtE cLeOpAtRa!!! AAAAAAA *onions faces pointing*
    don't care
    love me bobcut caramel sexpots
    simple as

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve noticed these days “simple as” is mostly posted by libtard Black folk. Did it become big on twitter last year?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh no no no this trannie is seething hard lmao
        keep trying to fit in, your colon will never be a vegana

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're an idiot

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it’s definitely shifted recently. It used to be used differently.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seethe Black person fr fr no cap

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what your complaint is.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No way gay

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no short hair is ugly and i dont help ugly people

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude anybody who believes the official story of Antonys death probably believes Hitler committed suicide or that epsteins dead.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cleopatra is for the sexual gratification and colonization of proud WHITE MEN(sex-havers), not seething incel cucks squealing about muh ptolemaic muh fat greasy greeks

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So sexy. Tight youthful skin. Flawless skin, even. Gorgeous skin hue. Fit shoulders and chest. Small perky soft breasts. Gorgeous face. Eyes...strong face. Nice forehead. Short hair suits her too. She's killed millions.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    need tomboy gf

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see how she's a tomboy.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough milk. Give me mommy Atia.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could you imagine? Imagine having sex with the living Isis. Holding onto her naked pale hips and pummeling her in a palace made of marble and sandstone, the sand dunes outside going on for miles. Aggressively pushing her up against a pillar and kissing her honey-flavoured lips, touching your nose upon her pointy nose and biting her royal neck. She lustfully and with a hint of rage pushing back against you and kissing you even harder as you crash onto the low bed. The totally naked female-king winding up against you like an asp, ready to strike.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had sex while fighting for Isis. Pretty based. It was a llama.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >female-king
      Has the world forgotten the word: Queen?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ancient Egypt had no word for "queen". The Egyptians saw female rulers as female-kings.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the show she refers to herself as queen.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok
            but she is a female king

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, hatshepsut even put on the ceremonial goatee. Ptolemaic egypt isnt ancient egypt though.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly the trope of a woman taking the title of King rather than Queen is kind of an old one. In some contexts they have different levels of authority and duty.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dunes outside going on for miles
      in the show at least the palace is in the middle of the city

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting nightwear.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking cringe. You write like a woman.
      Banging xannied out art hoes is not fun btw.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this post reads like an Albert Barese scene in my head

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like an ugly little boy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wow check out this fully vaxxed and boosted moron.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    and what of good solonius?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      David Carradine?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and what of bad solonius?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He can have any woman he wants.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And what of shrewd Solonius?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never seen this show, what makes this meme so memorable?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They all use good as a prefix when addressing Solonius.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        and what of troon solonius?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quality solonius post for true romans, any mockery of israelitelonius and his one god should be kept to an apropriate minimum.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        *one good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, time for a rewatch

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the part where she tells marcs corpse she's sorry makes me feel

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok. But I want a footrub.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Upper or Lower?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was so good about good Solonius?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    we wuzzing or not the actress that played Vorenus wife would have been a much better casting

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Indian actress as a Greek
      No

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        we wuzzing or not the actress that played Vorenus wife would have been a much better casting

        Greek looks can range from nazi wet dream to a gypsy, I'd say her casting was fine

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dated a chick that looked like that and i gotta say, that pussy was absolute trash. one of the worst fricks of my life.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grow hair and boobs first, b***h.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    and what of hood solonius?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the way he would stare, with his rims

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And what of Biggus Dickus?

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    and what of rad solonius?

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Janny Magnus. I have a question concerning your friend and co-janitor. The darling of hostess. Gaius Jannyus Caesar.
    Why does his treadmill remain empty? Why does he not lose weight? His illegal deletions are over.
    Cinemaphile is long since on it's knees. Why does Janny keep our brave posters from their dicky and off topic threads.
    For eight long years he has gorged himself like a wolf on the pockets of heat. And thereby made himself monstrously fat. Why?!
    Why does he ply the mob with inconsistent deletions and blacked threads. Why?!
    Why has he deleted the posts of every anon in this very thread? WHY!
    I'll tell you why he does these things.
    He wants to buy himself a moderatorship
    He wants to destroy our board culture
    AND RULE Cinemaphile AS A BLOODY TYRANT!
    Therefore I move that Jannies tenure as a free agent be terminated immediately, that his powers be disbanded, that he be recalled to the rome thread to answer charges of illegal deletions, heft, redditposting, AND TREASON

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NO U

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am your soldier.

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