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>billy riding his bike bobbing his head to the Air I Breathe
KINO
JIGGY DOES IT AGAIN
Looks like kino's back on the menu boys
>hey doctors the Jig is up
Chills went down my spine
>I promise you officers, I SAW this coming from a mile away
How do they do it?
THE AIR THAT I BREATHE
Goddamn I love Saw movies
Why are their trailers such kino too? Jigsaw wasn’t a great movie but the trailer song and cut was kino
>Mexico
What country will Jiggy start Jigging next?
Russia
>Hello Putin, I’d like to play a game
Mads Miklelsen as Putin
This will probably be the first movie I go to the theatres to see in 15 years.
What was the last movie you saw in the theater anon
The Woodsman
Starring Kevin Bacon
I did not care for the humanising of a pedophile
new IT part 1
pineapple express
The first Avatar. No wait…Gravity.
I will only go to the theater to see something that can’t be replicated by home electronics. When I got a 3D TV, I stopped caring about 3D movies in theaters.
They will have to make VR headsets for movies or make a holodeck or something for me to go to movies again.
>Gravity
I remember seeing this in theaters with my dad and afterwards he took me to GameStop and got me GTA 5 which has recently released. Damn that was a good day
Sounds like a good memory anon. Cherish it and be glad you don't have a shitty drunk for a dad like me
lol my moms the alcoholic in this family, but she’s not violent or anything
Avatar:The Way Of Water
>never go to the cinema because no friends and i feel awkward going alone
>will go for saw x
Anything for the Jiggster
it's ok anon your pals on Cinemaphile will be going too then we can all discuss it on here after.
We should all wear a red armband with a hindu symbol on it (oppenheimer reference) so we can easily spot each other.
>and i feel awkward going alone
Thought I was the only one
The guy who made this must be so damn happy right now.
My uncle works for Nintendo and he told me the twist in Saw X is John Kramer is revealed to have been throughout the entire series. The real Jigsaw is his brother
Cosmo
>nearly 1.3M views now
sawbros we are so fricking back
eminem got old
>Tobin Bell: "I've got lines ready" if Danny Glover ever responds
That’s an awfully hot coffee pot that will spill over your face if you don’t remove your testicles in 30 seconds
underrated
>mfw i saw the pig mask
Let's be honest bros the MOST they could charge him with is coming back to life!
HOFFCHADS WW@??!
Hold the line, bros.
Demoralization shills will say be died, but have faith.
CAN'T KEEP THE HOFFINATOR DOWN
WE NEVER LEFT, BRO
>A professional soccer player until hobbled by shinsplints
imagine hoffy lifting the worldc up trophy for the US...
is this a meme here
He's just a legitimately beloved character. The Hoffman saga is pure kino.
only modern horror icon you say?
noboby watched this shit, too gory and niche to ever get a big fanbase
>Saw thread
>too gory to get a fan base
homie wat? If anything he won't get a bigger fan base because Terrifier 2 was boring as shit. But somehow zoomer normies know he exists.
fair
Saw is gory but outside of Saw 3, it's kind of what I'd call safe gore. It doesn't go hard enough to make you actually grossed out and it's usually so over the top that it's funny and not spooky.
What bits in 3 got you?
I honestly felt like it had some of the most tasteful stuff. The brain surgery was actually oddly beautiful, like something you'd see in an informative documentary or training video. Now, I will say, The Rack was fricked.
The Rack and Pig Guts
We actually see John designing this in the trailer, thought it was a neat little nod
Not that guy but this trap in saw 3 made me cringe
Looked like the most painful thing imaginable
Yeah, that's The Rack.
If he did survive that he’d probably be in a wheelchair or have to have a fake arm or leg after it. Also like matthews can you really break your leg and foot like that and fix it later? He did it kind of in a spot that looks hard to fix
Biggest issue art has is hes too generic and without rules, logic or sense
>no twists
>no real character motivation
>no consistency
I enjoyed his movies but he’s never gonna be iconic the same way Jigsaw is
>no twists
He's a slasher villain that used a gun. I dunno, I think that's kinda neat.
Hes a killer immortal clown. He’s something you’d imagine a committee coming up with for generic horror movie
He make jigsaw piss and shit his pant in capitol city
How would Jigsaw handle Art?
>"Art, for years you have stalked, maimed, and killed young women. Today that ends. I have suspended you in a glass cage underwater. All you have to do to raise the cage and open the door is simply say 'I'm sorry' in the next three minutes. If you fail, the chain holding the cage will release, sending you to the ocean floor, but not to a depth where the cage implodes, at which point your coffin will be completely covered with 10 tons of sand. You may be immortal, Art, but today you find out there are fates worse than death. Your time starts.... now."
Lmao they shouldnt have killed him in the third fricking movie, now he is too old
I'm pretty sure everyone is regretting that decision at this point
Though they had ample opportunity to revive him in Saw 4 and didn't
They could've just done a prequel trilogy if they wanted to. He was already an acknowledged serial killer in the first movie.
>dying cancer patient looks old
How unbelievable
>character puts a tape in a tape player
>zoomers mutter in confusion and leave the theater
ipods existed in 2003
jiggy is just old school and stubborn
You know cassettes outsold CD's last year, right? Cassettes are to zoomers what vinyl was to millennials.
Will they make John Kramer alive after the events of saw 3?
If they're smart they will. Just offer no explanation. He's just back people will frickin love it.
The autopsy scene in Saw 4 was specifically done to say
>Yes, he's dead and there is 0 chance of him coming back.
Yeah it was a brave choice but a dumb one in retrospect.
It’s still better because the alternative is
>money hungry studio does some bullshit about him faking his death or surviving end stage brain cancer and having his throat cut so they can make a sequel
I honestly enjoy all the saw movies. The fact jigsaw is DEAD in most of them. Yet has this lingering presence vis his voice on tapes and in flashbacks is interesting compared to a lot of horror franchises. There are lasting consequences in this story
They need to just bring him back with no explanation like who cares he's awesome. Frick reality make kino
>I told you I cannot die
He told you mfers so yes of course.
I would listen to Tobin Bell read the entire dictionary.
Wait, so this Mexico medical company just scams dying people into thinking they can cure them?
Why was Jigsaw dumb enough to fall for this? He’s meant to be some genius
>He’s meant to be some genius
Not really. He's a good engineer, but that doesn't make him a genius.
He is literally shown countless times predicting people’s actions like some psychic. And they say he was an expert engineer and studied psychology in university.
He also was very well informed regarding his illness and medical options as we see in that movie where he takes down the guys who ran his health insurance business
I’m just saying they better have a very convincing scam in this movie (the one woman who claims she was cured is part of the scam I bet, who also gets tested by jigsaw too) or jigsaw will look dumb as frick
He let himself get scammed so he can test them
Or he just had a vulnerable moment.
What's going on here? It's clearly the original bathroom, but this is an unseen trap. We've seen the bathroom in later movies, and it only has Adam, Zep, and Xavier's bodies, which means this scene either takes place before the original, and the body is then moved, or it takes place after Saw 3D. Or the person in the trap makes it out.
Theories??
It also looks cleaner than we've seen it before though that might just be because it's a new set
>Theories??
They've been making the story up as they go for so long they've likely forgotten any continuity past like Saw 4.
That's 100% Zep's leg+boot on the left.
>Zep's leg looks relatively non-decomposed
>Bathroom looks less dirty than in later movies
>Hoffman in the background
Maybe Hoffman saves Adam after Amanda tried to kill him, swapping him out for a separate dead body?
If they save my boy Adam via retcon I will see this movie 10 times
He literally won his game and died anyway
>adams task is to just stay alive past a certain time
>stays alive past the time
>LOL U DIE ANYWAY
But for what purpose? Is he going to take on the mantle too? Guy was just a photographer who did whatever for a quick buck, doesn’t feel like he’s have much reason for being reintroduced
Like how they used Gordon to explain some of the surgical traps, they could use Adam to explain how John/Hoffman researched some of the later targets with his private investigating
>Adam ends up becoming the 'villain' of the story
>Amanda, Gordon and Logan are the good apprentices
>Hoffman is the evil apprentice and he rescued Adam to be his successor, a failsafe to avenge him if he ever dies
>Adam has a grudge against Jigsaw for fricking him over because of the key thing
>Amanda about to kill Adam
>Hoffman rescues Adam and grooms him to be his accomplice/successor
>Hoffman dead, Amanda dead
>Logan killed by Adam in Saw 11 as the shocking ending
>Saw 12 will be Adam vs Gordon, the two guys from the first trap in the first movie, now Gordon has taken Jigsaw's mantle and Adam is an angry vengeful killer hellbent on wiping out Jigsaw's legacy by killing all his successors
This would be kino.
Too bad they didn’t cast a first-line actor as Adam in the first movie. They’ll never bring back that nobody.
He’s literally the guy who co-created the franchise
Oh, no wonder the acting was so community theater tier.
Honestly Adams acting wasn’t bad in saw 1. Especially considering he’s not a real actor. Cary Elwes scenes crying about his family looked way worse. Adam just came across as kind of a simple dude
Most laughable scene was him faking his poisoning death. But how the frick are most people gonna fake that realistically in this situation?
This will be the reveal of John Kramer and Adam sti being alive.
True Gordon could convince Adam to get photos of people they did the guy who loses his leg in jigsaw the same way where he figured everything out but was still left to die. I still wonder what’s up with the bathroom and underground tunnels and how no one ever found it. It had to be in use since it’s a sewage plant and some houses have doors that lead to it
I've only seen the first Saw. Are the rest enjoyable or is this a "so bad it's good" kind of thing?
2 is honestly awesome. 3 is almost as good. The rest are enjoyable but it starts to become more unbelievable with all the twists. Have not seen the spiral or jigsaw ones.
So bad it's good. Everyone agrees Saw is complete garbage but extremely fun. No one legitimately thinks Saw is well written or anything.
They're really dumb but they're fun dumb. Like it's fun to think of how you'd survive specific traps and it's fun to think about how they'll shoehorn Tobin Bell into the next movie while trying to maintain the most convoluted/ridiculous canon possible.
The writers have pretzeled the franchise into pretty much the most convoluted series of movies ever, if you liked the twist from the first one and can deal with one at the end of every movie then watch them
Saw 1 and 2 are kino
Saw 3 is pretty good but is the one that completes the transformation into schlock
Saw 1 is a low budget thriller mystery
Saw 2 is a higher concept, bigger budget movie. But it’s fascinating because it’s the only movie we get jigsaw as THE main character and see Tobin Bells performance at peak. The story is cool as frick too
First and second. Third is..okay. After that its grim I dropped the series.
It's a soap opera. You'll only enjoy the series as a whole if you're a fan.
Otherwise,
>Saw
>Saw 4
>Saw 6
Are okay as standalone.
Don’t forget saw 2. Peak Jigsaw
>If you know the human mind, it leaves nothing to chance.
you have to understand that every sequel is a sequel to 2, which was supposed to be a different movie than Saw altogether
It is pretty interesting because
>Saw 1 has Jigsaw pretty openly being just a psycho killer with no real morals (he slashes a cops throat for doing his job of investigating things, and tells Zep to kill an innocent woman and child to live)
>saw 2 has him as a person with much more ideological purpose, he also sets things up there and from then on to ensure kids and the innocent are actually safe. Like the detectives son and the dudes daughter in Saw 3
Yeah bad shit happens to good people and there’s unwinnable traps later but those are all from people other than jigsaw. Either against his wishes or after he’s dead
I wonder if there were behind the scenes politics going on. Like the studio realized they had a franchise on their hands, so they had to make the one consistent/recognizable character some sort of anti-hero.
>if there were behind the scenes politics going on
They got pitched the Saw script and the proto Saw 2 script at the same time, thought they were too similar and picked Saw, shelved Bousmann's script, then when Saw was successful they edited Bousmann's script into being a sequel. I don't even think there originally was a "Jigsaw" type character in the script, whatever character the replaced with Amanda was the villain. The nerve gas house scenario was apparently in the original script but a lot of surrounding stuff was chopped up or added in by the Saw writers.
Like
Said
Saw 2 was originally a script for a stand alone thriller movie. They just rewrote it a little to incorporate jigsaw as the villain because the central concept of guy toys with police as people are stuck in a death trap was already pretty similar to the hugely successful Saw
Also, fun fact. The Collector movie was ALSO based on a script initially written as a prequel for Saw
>The original script, titled The Midnight Man, was at one point shopped as a spin-off prequel to the Saw franchise, as an origin story for the villain John Kramer / Jigsaw, but the producers opposed the idea and dismissed it, leading to the script getting reworked to an original story
Good movie and the sequel was fun as frick too. Recommend it
I didnt know this movie existed, thanks for the recommendation
The Collector is decent but I'm glad they didn't make it an official prequel. The brief backstory they made for Jigsaw in the movies fits the character better.
Yeah. I know it’s overplayed and memed on but Jigsaw is a much more interesting villain than the standard precisely BECAUSE of his motivations and backstory
Jigsaw GENUINELY believes he is helping people and saving people. And when we see him in his prime arguing philosophy and shit. It’s interesting to hear. We know it’s bullshit ultimately but it’s easy to see why people have sympathy for him
Certainly sets him apart from generic psycho who kills for pleasure or unknown purposes like most movies or slasher villains
I thought the collection was pretty bad. Took away from the more serious tone of the 1st movie and made it more comedic and laughable like the first trap.
The idea of a robber stumbling into a sadistic murderer's trap is something I wished more movies would do.
Basically agree. I enjoyed the Collection too but it’s like it became capeshit with how over the top it was
The collector was awesome. Also agree that the idea of some burglar stumbling into an insane serial killers activities in a hose full of death traps was cool as frick
Also love how competent they made the protagonist. He’s a professional thief and it shows in how smart and skilled he was at evading the killer, figuring out ways to hide, move around, stop traps etc
Also he was played by Josh Stewart, AKA that guy from the Bane scene
The actual killer, the Collector was creepy but not explored much. From what I remember all we discover from the first movie is he’s a killer and he collects things. Like, a lot of things. Including people sometimes
>Saw 1 has Jigsaw pretty openly being just a psycho killer with no real morals
I really wish we could have had a real Saw sequel and Darren Lynn Bousmann could have got his original script done with whatever these sequel did. Best of both worlds.
i love this franchise, but i still haven't had any desire to watch spiral, should probably watch it at some point. all the other ones were fun though, looking forward to X. hoffman best boy
They just can't get rid of John Kramer, can they?
>Hello, anon. I want to play a game. Ever since the Saw™ X trailer released you have been trying to generator pictures of me doing silly things, like dabbing, with an AI. AI "art," of course, steals the work of hardworking furry artists and cobbles it together into a Frankenstein's monster of an abomination.
>For this, you must learn to value hard work or something.
>In front of you is a pinecone. You must stick that pinecone up your ass in 30 seconds or your browser history from your last edging session will be sent to everyone that knows you irl.
>Live or die. It's your choice.
>>In front of you is a pinecone. You must stick that pinecone up your ass in 30 seconds
>camera zooms out
>it's the goatse guy in the trap
>Adam is forced to take the pictures
>"Oh, uh, I'm gonna send Billy in with a bigger pinecone. You'll have to stick *that* one up your ass."
>billy comes pedaling in with a comically oversized pinecone on his head
Why link the trailer with less views show off the gorillions man
Every trailer shall have millions of views. mwahahaha
What's everyone's "THAT trap" that they just can't watch?
Mine is the fishhook in Saw 3D.
needle pit
Yeah that one fricked me up as a kid
This one is scary as shit to me for some reason.
This was good just because it was so simple. We saw what the trap did to a mannequin head with no gore. And the tension of the time running out makes it terrifying
Seeing it ACTUALLY HAPPEN to Hoffman and Jill in the later movies was just over the top
ngl it was kinda based how Hoffman overcame it
I consider that one of the best scenes in the franchise.
I love how both Hoffman and this detective determined to bring him down were put in “unwinnable” traps. And managed to brute force a way to survive.
I loved both Strahm and Hoffman, but I have no idea why they cast actors who looked so similar. It made the fight scene a bit confusing the first time I watched V.
Facial blindness is a symptom of autism.
I rewatched the glass coffin scene on youtube once and a lot of the comments were people talking about how the fast paced scenes made it harder to tell who was who when they initially watched, but yes I am probably autistic.
The trick he used to escape, would that actually work in real life?
I'm a doctor and honestly the pen wouldn't stick.
Yes, so long as the pen was sharp enough and the ink cartridge we removed to act as a straw pretty much, he could breathe through it
I feel like it could work theoretically. But in reality
>the amount of oxygen you can take in through a pen sized hole and breathing manually is pretty small
>you’d be bleeding in that area, which would be in the pen a little, and make you choke and cough on your blood as you breath it in
>we aren’t shown how long he’s stuck like this. But if it’s even 1 hour it’s hard to imagine him maintaining it
So yeah I think it’s possible, but you’d need to be super lucky and precise and also have people find you ASAP
>the wikipedia page for tracheotomies mentions Saw V specifically
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tracheotomy#Society_and_culture
do you think anyone has ever tried to re-create this in real life? I mean reverse engineering a bear trap and then finding a way to attach it to something like a watermelon?
The pendulum from part 5 isn't the nastiest but it always stuck with me the most for some reason.
It always bugged me that he did exactly what he was supposed to and still died
I get that it wasn't a fair trap but I don't like it still
Hoffman doesn't play by the rules. At least Jiggy gives most people a chance.
Jigsaw didn’t make that trap remember. Hoffman did. And he did it specifically to murder someone who killed his sister so he could have the cops blame jigsaw
It's kinda tame, but pic related.
Any situation where I'm stuck and can't move will make me freak out and probably have a panic attack. Then imagine your body weight pulling down on your wrists.
Wasn't there a trap where someone had to cut out their own eye? Eyeballs are probably my weak spot. I nope the frick out if there's any torture involving eyeballs.
In Saw 2, a key is embedded in the lower eyelid of a subject, but the trap goes off before he can cut it out.
Angel Trap scarred me as a kid and had me horrified at the thought of going anywhere near the movies for years after, it was less brutal than I remember but it’s still awful.
Not that kind of bad but one that really bothered me was the finger trap in spiral. It’s unfair too.90 seconds isn’t long enough to do it, the guy would have to get out of the tub still,the screaming and the electrocuting with the fingers pulling is over the top. They had to cut most of it from the movie. The loud buzzer in theaters was cool though
You think Tobin still has sex? Like, there has to be some girls who want a ride on the Jigwiener, right?
His wife is only 34. It’s pretty gross. He groomed her
A 34 year old girl!
That was the point lmao the character 'adam' is meant to be a poor actor how did you miss that joke???
He could probably do the comic con guest scene and frick all the teenage cosplayer girls he wants.
I promise you that he can get as much goth pussy as he wants until the day he dies because, for some reason, the Saw series is considered goth and it's not uncommon for goth chicks to have the billy puppet tattooed on themselves somewhere. Usually right next to their Jack Skellington and Death's-head moth (Silence of the Lambs, which is also considered goth for some reason) tattoos.
t.goth
Daily reminder they tried to do a Saw cinematic universe starting with Spiral.
Why’d they cast such a younger actress to play Jigsaws ex wife Jill?
I can’t tell if Jigsaw was meant to be younger but looked older due to cancer or he’s some Chad with a much younger wife. He was some fancy rich engineer so I guess it wouldn’t be crazy
Also I guess the pregnancy plot wouldn’t work if she was like 50 and we are supposed to believe she was pregnant at 45
According to the official timeline
>John Kramer was born in 1954
>died in 2006
He was 52 years old when he died. Tobin Bell meanwhile was born 1942. And is 80 years old now
You just have to assume he aged poorly and the cancer made him look worse I guess. But even in the pre cancer flashbacks he looks old lol
This video goes through the timeline of him till part 3. They have another on Hoffman for 4-7
bitches like to get jiggy with it, simple as
so trve
She was friends with Mark Burg iirc
Alright lads, how do you fix the Saw franchise?
Hard mode: you can only make changes to the series after the event of John Kramer's death.
Hell mode: All the movies remain canon and you can only control future movies.
>fix
It’s kino. Doesn’t need fixing
Saw XI is Hoffman testing Logan, Dr. Gordon and his two sidekicks, and the guy from Spiral
Hoffman survives the end of 3D and becomes the new Jiggy. That's it. That's all they need to do.
Kill the two ocs from jigsaw and spiral. Have Hoffman finally return and frick up Gordon. End the series with the twist everyone's been waiting for. 10 minutes of pure flashbacks at the twist.
Does Saw 3D hold up to the other films? It's the only one besides Spiral that I haven't seen.
Yeah, I'd say it's better than Spiral. Also has one of the few traps that are set in a public place.
It has the legendary flashback outfit. Give it a watch.
It's good, but has anyone here seen it in 3D? I've only ever watched the 2D version and am curious how well Saw worked in 3D.
it has the best traps imo
Saw 3D was made by the same guy who is making this one, so you can check it out. Although I preferred part 4 which is also by him.
He made Saw 6, 4 was by Darren Lynn Bousman who made Spiral.
So far, all the directors are in rotation, aside from the Jigsaw ones. But I found that part kind of underwhelming.
>all the directors are in rotation
except for the only 2 that matter
I have yet to check out Malignant, was it any good?
it's good in the sense that it's not very good at all but you'll watch it anyways for some reason even though you already know everything that's about to happen. it's as good as "I still know what you did last summer"
The first one is the best written one, but in terms of actual direction, it's not significantly better than any of the rest. Lionsgate employed the right kinds of directors for the most part, there weren't any glaring flaws in any of the sequels from a technical standpoint.
every movie feels like it's in the same universe because it's all edited by the guy who's directing this next one. I don't think enough credit goes to editors.
"You are in a room with your arms handcuffed behind your back. Madonna is also in the room with you but is tied to a table, laying on her back, her arms and legs bound to the tables legs. The room is small, painted black with only a single 40 watt lightbulb illuminating the room from above. There is a door but it's locked. In order to unlock it you will need the key. The key is inside Madonnas pussy, so you will need to use your tongue to get it out while she has not been washed for 3 days and has urinated and defecated all over herself, the table and the floor while the oxygen in the room will run out soon.
Why are you here and in this situation? One time I told a joke and you laughed but I knew it was a fake laugh done out of pity.
Live or die.
Your choice.
!!!FACT!!!
Literally the only unappealing part of that is the woman being Madonna.
Change her to Eva Green and I'll be doing I'll be tongue deep in her with a raging hard wiener and asking for seconds.
>Literally the only unappealing part of that is the woman being Madonna.
That's the twist, she's Jigsaw and this is the only way to get someone to eat her pussy!!!FACT!!!
What city are the Saw movies even supposed to be set in?
Shermer, Illinois. Jigsaw is Kevin Mccallister as a grown up.
Edge City. Saw X is going to have a cameo with Stanley Ipkiss.
San Juan, Puerto Rico. Ever notice how easily Jigsaw tans?
It's deliberately never mentioned in any of the previous nine movies. This is the first one to actually name the setting.
Gotham City
In canon the city was never referred to directly IIRC. It it’s clearly some mix of Detroit and New York. It has a ton of abandoned buildings
I believe some references to it being called Angilo City exist if you look at documents in the movies and stuff
He’s been dying from cancer for 20 years. Jesus Christ.
Saw X is a prequel to part 2.
so be honest... realistically....would any jury convict him? is there a case to be had against John Kramer?
No. Technically everyone in the movies committed suicide, because they could've escaped but chose not to. It's like trying to convict a train driver because some laid down on the tracks and got hit.
It’s still kidnapping and murder. Engineering a situation in which there’s a chance someone can die and then they actually die?
They’d get you on homicide charges.
No these are games. It's not a crime if it's a game.
If they couldn't convict Al Capone for anything other than tax evasion, then they'd never be able to convict John Kramer when everyone who had information either died or became loyal to him.
Why would it even make it to Trial? Jigsaw is only helping these people. He's like Tony Robbins.
M3gan is not going down without a fight. Even Tom Cruise realized AI is the biggest villain of them all currently. See you by 2025 boomer.
Saw can jump on the AI trend too if they wanted. Just put artificial intelligence in Billy the puppet and let him run amok.
Even if Saw doesn't do the job, FNAF will wipe the floor with M3gan
I want more robo-dicky too bud
181 million is admittedly more than any individual SAW movie has grossed, but this one is shaping up to be the most hyped in forever, let’s see what happens I guess
As far as box office is concerned, I don't think anyone will top IT. 700+ mil is insane for a horror movie. I guess the closest is Joker, but it's not really a horror movie.
So this will be a soft reboot after Saw 2, right?
not a reboot, just an in-between
>It's a prequel/sequel
Why can't someone just bring Jiggy back to life?
I’m probably gonna see this but damn this entire thread feels like bot posts
Just because people are positive about the movie?
Because it’s a franchise for NPCs
QUICK! Which one is the hottest?! Make your choice!
hoffman, as if there was any doubt
Jill Tuck and her milk truck
Young Costas and Cary mog everyone else.
Cary had that cute boyish look to him
It's the first time I realize it was actually Cary. He's still not a bad looking dude but those enchiladas took their toll.
Damn, thought this was a younger Bear Pitt from the thumbnail for a second
Check out Robin Hood: Men in Tights if you haven't, it's pretty funny
I only somehow just realized that Lawerence is the guy from Robin Hood Men in Tights
Will the giant Jigsaw robot be deployed this time?
They really blue balled us not having it activate before
Remember that one time at work you didn't use my proper pronouns?
For that I have attached a key to the end of a piece of barbed wire and said key is now inside your scrotum. You may have noticed that the barb wire runs directly from the tip of your wiener into your mouth with the end coming out of your butthole and attached to the crank in front of you that your hands are locked to. That crank must be turned in order to dislodge the key from the inside of your wiener. Once the key is in your mouth you can use it to free your hands and while you're doing this the room will slowly fill with water containing piranha and electric eels from the hole in the wall that the crank opens.
Live or Die, make your choice.
!!FACT!!!
>hello zepp starts playing
never gets old
Still makes me laugh that the Hello Zepp track has the fricking characters name spelt wrong but they kept it the same for every remake or remix
His name is Zep btw. It’s even in the credits
Just wait for the big reveal in Saw X when we meet the real Zepp. Everyone thought it was a misspelling, but it was foreshadowing.
The line isn't even "Hello, Zep" either.
It's "Hello, Mr. Hindle, or as they call you around the hospital, Zep."
For me it's this remix
>has the funding and ability to abduct 20 people at the same time
>abducts random drug addicts and their families to torture
>does not abduct and torture israelites
In retrospect. Why didn’t he just saw through the rusted pipe his leg was chained to?
He went to college
In retrospect. Why didn’t he just fly the eagles out of the chain?
Why didn’t they just use a Phoenix Down on the dead guy?
How funny would it be if they used the gun and killed Jigsaw?
He planned for that.
>gun in room only has one bullet
>zepps gun Adam grabs is useless because jigsaw just zaps Adam with his remote that shocks him
It’s still possible though. It has one bullet.
When you can anticipate the human mind, nothing is left up to chance
- Jigsaw
Did Jigsaw groom Amanda?
Nah, he never really wanted her. *She* wanted him.
Obviously. That's a synonym for recruiting someone either way.
She wanted sex not him so no
Hoffman has to be alive, right? Dude broke his hand and ripped his cheek open to survive the bear trap, there's no reason why a chain would stop him
These films may not be high art but I still love them all the same. I remember watching theory videos about Gordon being alive and a jigsaw apprentice when I was like 10. I even watched those saw claymation youtube videos kek
Have you watched any of the fanmade short films? There's a really bad one that some guy made and had friends give good reviews on imdb. I laugh whenever I remember it.
>~7 minutes of actual content
>still has a flashback montage ending
>Tommy Wiseau presents SAW
Nah but that vid is pretty funny. I was just an autist obsessed with the traps so the claymation guy making unique traps scratched an inch between movies
I have no idea what's going on with the eye tubes, but you just know it's going to be good
He’s pouring spicy marinara sauce down them, it’s called the subway special trap
Apparently the tube are going to vacuum the eyes out. Sounds gnarly.
Hell yeah
Pink eye machine, hot sweaty farts ejected straight from Goatse’s prolapsed anus
>remove the tumor from my head before (insert complicated trap) kills you
Am I smarter than ALL of the Saw writers?
That's literally the plot of Saw 3 dummy
Didn’t they do this in one of them? She had like a shotgun collar on that would explode if his heart rate stopped
Jigsaw wasn’t trying to get cured in Saw 3. Just kept alive long enough to finish his final game with Amanda to make sure she was a good person to carry on his work
If they had the skill to remove tumors they probably wouldnt be running some scam in mexico
>Saw 3 was about a white man who gets revenge on a liberal society that turns a blind eye to Dindunuffins
Are all the saw movies based and redpilled?
I didn’t know John Boyega was in Saw 3 wtf
based on that scene alone, he's a better actor than boyega
Is it just me, or is there zero suspense when they put people like this ugly nog in the trap?
Most of us are rooting for his death.
Let’s just say it’s not just (you)
Please god let twisted pictures and lionsgate or whatever spend all their money shilling Jiggy X on the board like WB did with Barbie
He’s literally me!
>you stole an exam, AJ
>in 60 seconds, a bear wearing a military uniform will enter your bedroom and tear your dick off
>mommy isn't here to scare it away this time
looks better than any of the sequels he's dead in. at least they're finally ditching the stupid jigsaw apprentice shit that's been plaguing the series since 2.
damn I posted this before seeing frickin moronic Amanda at the end of the trailer. guess it's gonna suck after all
Amanda was his apprentice very early on so why wouldn’t she be there?
like I said, I think all the apprentice shit is lame. I don't give a frick about them. It doesn't make any fricking sense and they turned a serial killer into the leader of a terror cell. it was interesting in the first movie when they had the vague idea of "the jigsaw killer", now it's an army of jigsaw killers. might as well unironically have the big john kramer robot at this point it'd be just as silly.
There's a twist in every saw movie including the new ones, and they already showed Kramer being back...perhaps it'll be the one fans have been thinking of since the beginning.
Which is?
Adam is alive
And doing what? Jerking off to his voyeur photography?
Kramer had a twin. That's the one who died.
Considering it's a prequel to Saw 2, I doubt they'll go that route.
How big of a mistake did they make killing off John in like Saw 3 or whatever? Nobody has given a shit about the billion replacement killers they've had since then.
Nobody cared about the psycho b***h
Nobody cared about the guido detective guy
Nobody cared about the war veteran guy
Nobody cared about the BLM guy
There's a reason they have to retcon him into every new movie as doing something before he croaked
People genuinely liked Hoffman though. c**t was the Terminator.
I like the aspect of Jiggy pulling the strings from beyond the grave, but yeah, a lot of the apprentices sans Hoffman didn't hold up. I guess that's why they're bringing him back.
I don't know. It's kind of like insidious where they killed off the old woman but kept re using her later as a ghost or in prequels. Their deaths were what made the original movie great to begin with.
>thot cheats on two guys
>they cooperate and decide to let her die
Name a more based franchise than Saw.
Girl here, I want Hoffman to sit on my face
His cheeks are kinda sweaty femanon he does a lot of exercise
Yes
I wish
No
Btw I selfinserted as Jill in pic related, she is so lucky. Brb need to read some fics
Be honest, femanon
What is your absolute limit with Hoffman? What would you say no to if he was a little different with the things he likes?
No limit, he is just too hot
Hi. My name is Hoffman.
t. hoffman
don't worry dude I'm sure you'll get a spin off some day
Post evidence.
I'm now curious if girls post about Hoffman in lolcow's husbando threads.
What's the lore behind Cary Elwes never wanting to do anything with Saw?
They didn't pay him his money.
Why?
The producers didn't want to give him the 1% of their profits he was promised in his contract. I guess they were just greedy.
It's a paycheck picture for him, and I'm pretty sure he thinks he's too good for Saw.
He's still riding high off of Princess Bride and Robin Hood.
He's not a fan of endless sequels and reboots.
Can't say I blame him, although I view Saw as more of an episodic soap opera at this point. All of this could've spanned a several season tv show.
Bros, how do I make sure I age as well as Cary?
He looks better now than he did a few years ago because he lost weight
Who would win?
The Se7en killer would be a better match up for Jiggy
The connection is a cancer diagnosis turned both into psychos....
How much prep time does Walter have?
>Can I have a glass of water
>Sure
...
>This... is not water!
It has to be set somewhere around New York or New Jersey since it’s shown places like pic related that probably lead out to the ocean and the crime makes it seem like a bad area
That’s a lake
Can we talk about the bullshit reasons Jiggy put people to the test? Like what the frick Zep did nothing wrong
>The reason why John decided to test Zep was because he noticed that Zep was wasting his life with dreams of becoming a doctor, dreams that were never going to come true because Zep never attempted to fullfill his goals and instead enviously hated those who had succeeded more than him (like Lawrence Gordon)
Zep was a loser incel who got what he deserved. Also he enjoyed it. He did shit he wasn’t even asked to do like listen to Gordon’s wife and daughters heartbeat
Also fun detail most people overlook
>doctor Gordon gets creepy phonecall to his hotel room when he’s about to bang the nurse
>”I know what you’re doing doctor”
We are misled into thinking this was Jigsaw. But listen to it again and it’s clearly Zep. This was BEFORE he was poisoned too so he was just being a creepy stalker who hated Doctor Gordon
Why did they never get zepp back? Even jigsaw couldn't find his real name. He was just ok killing a mother and her kid to save himself? The hospital wouldnt be able to cure the poison in him? Why was he acting creepy listening to their hearts if he was being forced to do it? It's cool his name is in every theme though
Adam is probably worse. He's basically a freelance photographer/private investigator. It's a legit fricking job. People want to find out if their spouse is cheating on them or not. Then Jigsaw decides, nah frick you, you're going in a trap.
Amanda’s actress kicked ass in the blob remake and is hot in a show called becker
Will he ever be charged?
Saw 4 was pretty good. It was fast paced a lot like an cool event movie, the scene transistons, and it was the last one to really have that look and feel before saw 5 started the modern hd look
I liked them all to varying degrees up until and including 3D. The last two felt rather underwhelming, but this one might be good since it will have more Jiggy and it's a prequel to 2.
>Jiggle me this Jigster
>What has 3 arms, 4 legs and 5 buttholes
My mom on Friday nights
He tried so hard and got so far but in the end it didn’t even matter. 1 minute isn’t long enough to do anything but he was supposed to survive but they changed it
Weird that this professional major musician agreed to play a white supremacist who dies in like 2 minutes
Dudes a dork.
Imagine him trying to make a creep video with his doll while hes setting up his games and remote controlling it on the tricycle while sitting in the room next door giggling to himself.
I want a Saw movie directed by Chris Cunningham
The final trap in Saw X is going to be Jignig putting an Autoblow on the main character and literally drain his balls until they shrivel up while NewMFX videos play on an 80 inch tv screen in front of him.