Dead on Arrival
agreed. People still have unhealed scars from the last version that was released.
Let's just put Zegler in this one to make it obvious how bad of an idea it is.
Personal opinions aside, isn’t it dum to cast Pedro after he bitched and whined to get out of the lead role of Disney’s biggest Disney+ show?
People will see his face now
Stop putting Pedro in things
Fucking mystery meat always cast as Americans
his face is clearly northern spanish, probably Vasque, you don't get more pure spanish blood than that
Lad, the surname is French, Basques look like troglodytes because inbreeding.
Whites pretending they’re a pure race is always hilarious to me.
thx for the story israelite
normies love pedro
he is almost 50yo, he could work as Doom maybe.
Doom and reed went to college together
Competing with Reed gets him expelled for safety violations
More like worthless institutions with no pride, no destiny, and no willingness to endure the pain of discovery are easily terrified by magnificent genius.
They will not forge this world with new fires freshly stolen.
Quiet your obsessions with Richards, while he tinkers, I will reach for wonders!
>Doom and reed went to college together
Yes I know that, but you just need him in a couple of scenes so they could deage him, yes Reed Richards should be in his late 20s, early 30s, I suppose they'll go with the kids then, they'll have to reboot in less than 10 years.
Why not get Glenn Howerton for Reed, would be kino
Why not get Glenn Howerton for Reed, would be kino
Keep putting Pedro in things. And COUSIN! WE LOVE TO SEE IT!
uhm i'm seeing a distinct lack of diversity here
I hate how they do headshots now
Pedro just doesn't have the scientist or intelligent face
Exactly. I thought he's playing The Thing when
i first heard about his casting
>I'm a scientist
I believe it
>ORALE VATO IM EL SCIENTISTO
>puts on glasses
>I'm something of a scientist myself
He was well casted as silent stoic Mandalorian and aristocratic talkative asshole in GoT
But he just doesn't look like intellectual lab guy
Casting against type has never worked for Marvel outside of Michael Rooker as Yondu and the only reason that worked is because nobody ever heard of Yondu. It hast NEVER worked for a lead Marvel character.(see Iron Fist) I'm not even talking race swaps. I'm talking types.Pedro Pascal is not an autistic science nerd. He's typecast as a swarthy rogue for a reason. This casting is retarded.
>another fantastic 4 movie
>3rd time's the charm, r-right?
>dogshit casting and capeshit interest evaporating
He doesn't know
fantastic four is only the frame for doom, they have no villain besides silver surfer (from the sequel) that average people recognize
maybe galactus but his only big screen appearance was as a big fart cloud. he could've been hyped as an evil celestial but noone saw eternals.
Uh, MOLE MAN, hello?
All white? I'll take it!
Should we tell him?
Who is the chick? She looks familiar.
Sultry Vanessa Kirby.
She's everywhere now.
She’s a cute
And you may know her from Kill Command
Sue and Ben are fine, Reed and Johnny are awful
At least there's no blacks
are those bottom two not the same guy
greatest Cinemaphile thread of all time
Pascal will be fucking FIFTY when the movie comes out
RDJ was 43 when Iron Man came out, and he was always baby-faced anyway.
A 50 year old Pedro Pascal is all kinds of retarded in terms of future planning.
Vanessa Kirby is going to be 40!
F4 is supposed to anchor the MCU for another 10+ years? Are they fucking stupid? Is this a joke?
Who the fuck wants another Fantastic 4 adaptation? They were already mogged by Pixar's parody of them and were never cool to begin with.
Nobody actually wants the Fantastic Four. We just want Doctor Doom and Galactus.
Sue and Spider-Man are a better couple than Sue and Reed
Or danny devito
Honestly would be, he could be self absorbed enough to justify why Sue is always cheating on him
the deepfake cut will be perfect. danny as the thing?
It needs to be someone like him who can play an asshole and turn heel for phase 6 or whatever’s next
Infinitely more appropriate than Pascal
Didn’t Chris Pratt beat him out for starlord? Now my boy Glenn is stuck doing shitty cbc slop
The implication of his cock stretching indefinitely.
He should be Doom. Because of the implication.
And then he fights crime and Doctor Doom again, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration. Fights crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends
the REED system
>Danny as The Thing
>Dee as Sue
>Charlie Day as The Human Torch
Fuck it, I'd watch it.
WRONG. Danny is the Villain Dr Doom. That black haired homosexual guy is a Thing.
If I had to pick one because of the looks, I'd say Matthew Goode or a similar looking actor. People may reply saying the character must be someone to attract viewers, then why Pedro Pascal would work then?
Nah, they get someone like Cricket as Doom and have mac be the invisible woman completely cutting out Dee because she sucks and looks like a bird.
>well of course not victor, because of the implication.
He is Lex Luther in the new Superman film
See, you're kidding, but Ryan Reynolds is pushing for the Always Sunny cast to do FF4 on Deadpool 3 as a gag.
Johnny should be college aged also why is everyone so ugly
>human torch isn’t hot
when the FUCK is wrong with marvel??
So Kirby is playing Sue/Invisible Woman, Pedro I guess is Reed Richard's. Richie from the Bear is either the Thing or Johnny Storm. I'm not sure who bottom left is
Where are the Black POCs of Color?
Thing is orange.
wait for Doom
Just said in a related thread, they could cast Leo or Brad Pitt, but as long as he's tied to this F4 cast, it doesn't matter.
Casting Pedro as Reed ruined Doctor Doom.
It's A Sue Storm movie, Disney will turn Reed into a clown so she can girls boss things.
TBF the other 3 of the FF existed only to play GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT while Sue jobs everyone.
Just how Pedro likes it
is that The Thing on the top right?
another dead on arrival marvel movie
>Say hello to the MCU Fantastic Four
Are any of them not israelite?
Cranston is Doom. Just announced
Vanessa Kirby is ugly as shit
Stop fucking complaining. She's fine. Always remember in this social climate it could've easily been Leslie Jones.
>Stop fucking complaining
>it could've easily been Leslie Jones.
No, it couldn't've
I remember saying this several times during MI, Jesus Christ what a horse of a woman
spic reed is less offensive than black torch
All turned down this role, why does this spic wanted it?
He’s a money whore.
> All turned down this role, why does this spic wanted it?
Pedro would take fucking any role. Dude has no standards.
I mean, Matt Smith was in fucking Morbius, though.
Mads Mikelsen turn down Dr. Doom.
Well according to the director of F4 Sue Storm is the protagonist and girlboss of the movie and pedro is a huge homosexual and no other actor wanted it
post your fancasts. for me, it's:
>Emmy Rossum as the Invisible Woman
>Jeremy Allen White as The Thing
>Glenn Howerton as Mr. Fantastic
>Jake Gyllenhaal as The Human Torch
>Cillian Murphy as Dr. Doom
Grace Kelly as the Invisible Woman
Broderick Crawford as The Thing
River Phoenix as The Human Torch
Timothy Dalton as Mr. Fantastic
Oliver Reed as Dr. Doom
I'll take it
>Sarah Gadon as Invisible Woman
>Oliver Jackson-Cohen as Reed
>Stephen Graham as Thing
>Billy Hargrove as Torch
>Sarah Gadon as Invisible Woman
>Oliver Jackson-Cohen as Reed
Gaye sex is the best kind of sex.
What a gorgeous man. No homo
>caring about capeshitslop
Terrible miscast for Reed Richards, everyone else is good.
Why do they keep pushing Fantastic Four, who keeps asking for this, it's horrible every time.
Ok thanks not gonna watch it. That spic is the worst thing to happen to cinema in years.
Will he finally shave that shitty beard?
>Pedro Pascal as Reed
I won't even give it a chance. DOA
Looks like a really gay pop folk band
I'll be really bummed if this hurts Pedro's career
He got through the double whammy of Kingsman 2 and Wonder Woman 2
yikes i didnt know he was in those
Superhero movies suck and I want to BULLY BULLY BULLY you for liking. You're getting a wedgie and a nuggy, you little nerds! Come here right now!
Unironically if this casting is real I will completely abandon what little hope I had left and just troll the shit out of the MCU in general going forward
Every leading man in Hollywood turned this movie down so they offered it to the one actor who literally doesn't say no to anything.
This entire cast is so incredibly lame.
Vanessa seems way more of the evil Emma Frost type not the kind mom Sue.
did blackrock give up
the spics think they are white
I don't think the Fantastic Four has much of a Hispanic fanbase nor will it just because this homo got cast
they saw the rise of asian media and panicked
many such cases
i applaud their attempt to brainwash society but it was a forlorn conclusion
>did blackrock give up
Did you miss the news?
responded to the wrong person
South Americans literally larp as natives, the last thing they want is to be le “white”
>it was only 12% last year
was that 12% almost entirely in video games and media? that number seems very low actually
They are probably just rebranding it.
This is a biased article, fink said himself that even tho they lost 4 billy coz of ESG they gained 400 billy from ppl interested in pumping up ESG even more.
Fantastic Four should be a series, not a movie.
>the universe is healing
can we get some actual black characters like static shock then?
also i am aware static shock is DC. the question remains.
>snyderverse implodes, unless James Gunn Superman is a massive hit the new dcu likely won’t take off
>marvels first genuine massive, undeniable flop after a string of modest flops/slightly profitable films that were still disappointments
>sony marvel universe releasing dredge like “madam web” and “kraven”, venom 2 underperforms
Is the era of blockbusters being only superhero films finally coming to an end? Will we finally get some more Spielberg esque fun summer movies?
Kirby is too talented to be dragged down into the marvel quagmire. I'm a big fan of hers but I'm fearful. The World to Come was pretty schmaltzy but it's my favorite film I've seen her in.
PUT A CHICK IN IT AND MAKE IT FUCKING LAME
>naked girl surfer
Just how many times have they tried to make a F4 movie successful again? Is this like the 5th one? How many many times can this series bomb at the movies and still come back?
wow i hate it. But to be fair I would have hated any cast.
>not Jodie Coomer
>"John Krasinski doesn't look like Reed, I wish for a different actor!"
I fucking warned you fags... it can always be worse.
nobody expected them to cast a mexican as Reed, that would be film suicide
hi how're y'all doing
AYO IS THAT COUSIN RICHIE?
>Not a black among them
Nah, none of this is official.
Say goodbye! #FAIL
who's gonna play the thing?
Holy shit that's good
>turd eyes Mr. Fantastic
They're way too old. The state of Hollywood's stock of young actors must be grim
Pascal could work if they make him look white instead of Mexicanmaxxing. The israelite nagger for Ben is an interesting choice. He's a pretty good actor. Vanessa Kirby is starting to wall, but whatever. At least it isn't a negress. Johnny is a miss. Johnny is supposed to be good looking.
which one of those pretty boys is supposed to play the thing? the jessica alba fantastic 4 wasn't great but i think they did the best job with casting of all the attempts. bald buff guy for the thing, chris evans playing a smug prick as the human torch, mr. fantasic guy accurately looked like a dweeb scientist, and jessica alba is a babe
>mr. fantasic guy accurately looked like a dweeb scientist
Mr. Fantastic isn't supposed to be a dweeb. I don't get why the movies keep insisting with portraying him like one. But other than that, yeah, the casting of those movies was better.
>old ugly lady as Sue
Capeshit really ran out of actors didn't it? That's why Gunn is casting all those nobodies in his Superman film. Cause nobodies are all that's left!
great, more game of thrones actors
Seann William Scott (Stiffler from American Pie) for Doom
He is still a Chad and he could do the whole fragile ego thing excelent
Or any of the Chads from Lost
it's hilarious how they keep putting pedro cucklord into everything lately, it's cause he isn't white. I'm so tired of this diversity fetish
Pedro overexposure here we go
more like "here we've been for awhile now."
>write a script so biased that every star you court passes on it
>don't even have the money to bribe them
>role is for a decade+
>cast an in-house homosexual commie who's 50
Why the Hell didn't they just get Jon Hamm if they were gonna go for such an old guy? He literally looks younger than Pascal, is a perfect fit for Reed, and would be cheap enough.
Honestly, I can't care enough about this. The FF truly suck. People only wanted them in the MCU for Doom, Galactus and the Surfer. If we got a hot blonde as Sue it'd had been a bonus. But the brand is just too stale and basic. It's as if you took a basic sitcom and gave them superpowers. That's not 1B level franchise, that's filler. If they had gotten a bunch of Chads and a Stacy then made the movies grand space epics then maybe they'd have managed it. But going with a 50 YO and a bunch of nobodies to save money means they'll lean on the "cutesy" stuff and hope twitter and wine aunts love it enough to watch it multiple times.
What is the obsession with trying to make FF work onscreen? It fails abysmally every single time. Is the King of Hollywood a huge FF fanboy or something?
30-40 years ago FF would be perfect for Disney, not now.
Which one is supposed to be the hot bimbo and which one is supposed to be the hot headed chad? I genuinely can't tell from those headshots.
You guys can borrow that... but just know who made it up. You're's truly.
is that fucking Limmy?
All bland and boring
I have no idea who the two on the bottom are
they are all fucking ugly
I would go with Zac Efron for Reed.
Bottom right was kino in Andor. Is he the rock man or the fire man?
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