Say hello to the MCU Fantastic Four

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dead on Arrival

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      agreed. People still have unhealed scars from the last version that was released.

      Let's just put Zegler in this one to make it obvious how bad of an idea it is.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Personal opinions aside, isn’t it dum to cast Pedro after he bitched and whined to get out of the lead role of Disney’s biggest Disney+ show?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People will see his face now

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop putting Pedro in things

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking mystery meat always cast as Americans

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So accurately

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mistery meat
        his face is clearly northern spanish, probably Vasque, you don't get more pure spanish blood than that

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lad, the surname is French, Basques look like troglodytes because inbreeding.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Whites pretending they’re a pure race is always hilarious to me.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thx for the story israelite

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      normies love pedro

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pedro Pascal
    he is almost 50yo, he could work as Doom maybe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doom and reed went to college together

      Competing with Reed gets him expelled for safety violations

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More like worthless institutions with no pride, no destiny, and no willingness to endure the pain of discovery are easily terrified by magnificent genius.
        They will not forge this world with new fires freshly stolen.
        Quiet your obsessions with Richards, while he tinkers, I will reach for wonders!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Doom and reed went to college together
        Yes I know that, but you just need him in a couple of scenes so they could deage him, yes Reed Richards should be in his late 20s, early 30s, I suppose they'll go with the kids then, they'll have to reboot in less than 10 years.

        Why not get Glenn Howerton for Reed, would be kino

        too old

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keep putting Pedro in things. And COUSIN! WE LOVE TO SEE IT!

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too white

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uhm i'm seeing a distinct lack of diversity here

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how they do headshots now

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pedro just doesn't have the scientist or intelligent face
    doa casting

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly. I thought he's playing The Thing when
      i first heard about his casting

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a scientist
      I believe it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ORALE VATO IM EL SCIENTISTO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >puts on glasses
        >I'm something of a scientist myself

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ricardo Richards

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ricardo Ricardo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ricardo Richards

          Ricardo Richardos

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This
      He was well casted as silent stoic Mandalorian and aristocratic talkative asshole in GoT
      But he just doesn't look like intellectual lab guy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Casting against type has never worked for Marvel outside of Michael Rooker as Yondu and the only reason that worked is because nobody ever heard of Yondu. It hast NEVER worked for a lead Marvel character.(see Iron Fist) I'm not even talking race swaps. I'm talking types.Pedro Pascal is not an autistic science nerd. He's typecast as a swarthy rogue for a reason. This casting is retarded.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another fantastic 4 movie
    >3rd time's the charm, r-right?
    >dogshit casting and capeshit interest evaporating

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3rd time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3rd time

      He doesn't know

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fantastic four is only the frame for doom, they have no villain besides silver surfer (from the sequel) that average people recognize

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe galactus but his only big screen appearance was as a big fart cloud. he could've been hyped as an evil celestial but noone saw eternals.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uh, MOLE MAN, hello?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All white? I'll take it!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should we tell him?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the chick? She looks familiar.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vanessa Kirby

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sultry Vanessa Kirby.

        She's everywhere now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sultry Vanessa Kirby.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She’s a cute
      And you may know her from Kill Command

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sue and Ben are fine, Reed and Johnny are awful

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least there's no blacks

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are those bottom two not the same guy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      greatest Cinemaphile thread of all time

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pascal will be fucking FIFTY when the movie comes out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RDJ was 43 when Iron Man came out, and he was always baby-faced anyway.

      A 50 year old Pedro Pascal is all kinds of retarded in terms of future planning.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vanessa Kirby is going to be 40!

      F4 is supposed to anchor the MCU for another 10+ years? Are they fucking stupid? Is this a joke?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck wants another Fantastic 4 adaptation? They were already mogged by Pixar's parody of them and were never cool to begin with.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody actually wants the Fantastic Four. We just want Doctor Doom and Galactus.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sue and Spider-Man are a better couple than Sue and Reed

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not get Glenn Howerton for Reed, would be kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or danny devito

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly would be, he could be self absorbed enough to justify why Sue is always cheating on him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hi glenn

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the deepfake cut will be perfect. danny as the thing?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It needs to be someone like him who can play an asshole and turn heel for phase 6 or whatever’s next

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Infinitely more appropriate than Pascal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t Chris Pratt beat him out for starlord? Now my boy Glenn is stuck doing shitty cbc slop

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The implication of his cock stretching indefinitely.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He should be Doom. Because of the implication.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And then he fights crime and Doctor Doom again, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration. Fights crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the REED system

        >Research thoroughly
        >Examine data
        >Expand physically
        >Dominate intellectually

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or danny devito

      >Danny as The Thing
      >Dee as Sue
      >Charlie Day as The Human Torch

      Fuck it, I'd watch it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WRONG. Danny is the Villain Dr Doom. That black haired homosexual guy is a Thing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If I had to pick one because of the looks, I'd say Matthew Goode or a similar looking actor. People may reply saying the character must be someone to attract viewers, then why Pedro Pascal would work then?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, they get someone like Cricket as Doom and have mac be the invisible woman completely cutting out Dee because she sucks and looks like a bird.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >well of course not victor, because of the implication.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is Lex Luther in the new Superman film

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See, you're kidding, but Ryan Reynolds is pushing for the Always Sunny cast to do FF4 on Deadpool 3 as a gag.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Johnny should be college aged also why is everyone so ugly

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >human torch isn’t hot
    when the FUCK is wrong with marvel??

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So Kirby is playing Sue/Invisible Woman, Pedro I guess is Reed Richard's. Richie from the Bear is either the Thing or Johnny Storm. I'm not sure who bottom left is

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the Black POCs of Color?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thing is orange.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait for Doom

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just said in a related thread, they could cast Leo or Brad Pitt, but as long as he's tied to this F4 cast, it doesn't matter.

        Casting Pedro as Reed ruined Doctor Doom.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's A Sue Storm movie, Disney will turn Reed into a clown so she can girls boss things.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TBF the other 3 of the FF existed only to play GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT while Sue jobs everyone.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just how Pedro likes it

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that The Thing on the top right?

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    another dead on arrival marvel movie

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Say hello to the MCU Fantastic Four

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are any of them not israelite?

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cranston is Doom. Just announced

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vanessa Kirby is ugly as shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop fucking complaining. She's fine. Always remember in this social climate it could've easily been Leslie Jones.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Stop fucking complaining
        No
        >She's fine.
        She's not.
        >it could've easily been Leslie Jones.
        No, it couldn't've

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember saying this several times during MI, Jesus Christ what a horse of a woman

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    improvement tbh
    spic reed is less offensive than black torch

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Matt smith
    >Adam driver
    >Jake Gyllenhaall
    All turned down this role, why does this spic wanted it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a money whore.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > All turned down this role, why does this spic wanted it?
        Pedro would take fucking any role. Dude has no standards.

        I mean, Matt Smith was in fucking Morbius, though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > All turned down this role, why does this spic wanted it?
      Pedro would take fucking any role. Dude has no standards.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mads Mikelsen turn down Dr. Doom.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well according to the director of F4 Sue Storm is the protagonist and girlboss of the movie and pedro is a huge homosexual and no other actor wanted it

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post your fancasts. for me, it's:
    >Emmy Rossum as the Invisible Woman
    >Jeremy Allen White as The Thing
    >Glenn Howerton as Mr. Fantastic
    >Jake Gyllenhaal as The Human Torch
    >Cillian Murphy as Dr. Doom

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grace Kelly as the Invisible Woman
      Broderick Crawford as The Thing
      River Phoenix as The Human Torch
      Timothy Dalton as Mr. Fantastic
      Oliver Reed as Dr. Doom

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll take it

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sarah Gadon as Invisible Woman
    >Oliver Jackson-Cohen as Reed
    >Stephen Graham as Thing
    >Billy Hargrove as Torch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sarah Gadon as Invisible Woman
      >Oliver Jackson-Cohen as Reed
      Based casting

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gaye sex is the best kind of sex.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a gorgeous man. No homo

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >caring about capeshitslop
    >in 2023+

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible miscast for Reed Richards, everyone else is good.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they keep pushing Fantastic Four, who keeps asking for this, it's horrible every time.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok thanks not gonna watch it. That spic is the worst thing to happen to cinema in years.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will he finally shave that shitty beard?

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pedro Pascal as Reed
    I won't even give it a chance. DOA

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a really gay pop folk band

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be really bummed if this hurts Pedro's career

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He got through the double whammy of Kingsman 2 and Wonder Woman 2

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yikes i didnt know he was in those

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Superhero movies suck and I want to BULLY BULLY BULLY you for liking. You're getting a wedgie and a nuggy, you little nerds! Come here right now!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically if this casting is real I will completely abandon what little hope I had left and just troll the shit out of the MCU in general going forward

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every leading man in Hollywood turned this movie down so they offered it to the one actor who literally doesn't say no to anything.

    This entire cast is so incredibly lame.

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vanessa seems way more of the evil Emma Frost type not the kind mom Sue.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all white
    did blackrock give up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pedro Pascal
      >White

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        even ebtter
        the spics think they are white

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think the Fantastic Four has much of a Hispanic fanbase nor will it just because this homo got cast

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they saw the rise of asian media and panicked
            many such cases
            i applaud their attempt to brainwash society but it was a forlorn conclusion

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >did blackrock give up
              Did you miss the news?
              >https://fortune.com/2023/09/13/blackrock-vanguard-were-once-esg-reversing-course-finance-bob-rubin/

              responded to the wrong person

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        South Americans literally larp as natives, the last thing they want is to be le “white”

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >did blackrock give up
      Did you miss the news?
      >https://fortune.com/2023/09/13/blackrock-vanguard-were-once-esg-reversing-course-finance-bob-rubin/

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it was only 12% last year
        was that 12% almost entirely in video games and media? that number seems very low actually

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are probably just rebranding it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is a biased article, fink said himself that even tho they lost 4 billy coz of ESG they gained 400 billy from ppl interested in pumping up ESG even more.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fantastic Four should be a series, not a movie.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the universe is healing
    can we get some actual black characters like static shock then?
    also i am aware static shock is DC. the question remains.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >snyderverse implodes, unless James Gunn Superman is a massive hit the new dcu likely won’t take off
    >marvels first genuine massive, undeniable flop after a string of modest flops/slightly profitable films that were still disappointments
    >sony marvel universe releasing dredge like “madam web” and “kraven”, venom 2 underperforms

    Is the era of blockbusters being only superhero films finally coming to an end? Will we finally get some more Spielberg esque fun summer movies?

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kirby is too talented to be dragged down into the marvel quagmire. I'm a big fan of hers but I'm fearful. The World to Come was pretty schmaltzy but it's my favorite film I've seen her in.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://comicbook.com/movies/news/fantastic-four-silver-surfer-gender-swapped-rumor/
    PUT A CHICK IN IT AND MAKE IT FUCKING LAME

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >naked girl surfer
      I'm interested

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just how many times have they tried to make a F4 movie successful again? Is this like the 5th one? How many many times can this series bomb at the movies and still come back?

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow i hate it. But to be fair I would have hated any cast.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not Jodie Coomer
    Shame.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"John Krasinski doesn't look like Reed, I wish for a different actor!"
    I fucking warned you fags... it can always be worse.

    Now apologize.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody expected them to cast a mexican as Reed, that would be film suicide

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hi how're y'all doing

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AYO IS THAT COUSIN RICHIE?

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not a black among them
    Nah, none of this is official.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Say goodbye! #FAIL

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MR. FANTASPIC

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who's gonna play the thing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit that's good

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >turd eyes Mr. Fantastic

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're way too old. The state of Hollywood's stock of young actors must be grim

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TOO WHITE.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pascal could work if they make him look white instead of Mexicanmaxxing. The israelite nagger for Ben is an interesting choice. He's a pretty good actor. Vanessa Kirby is starting to wall, but whatever. At least it isn't a negress. Johnny is a miss. Johnny is supposed to be good looking.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which one of those pretty boys is supposed to play the thing? the jessica alba fantastic 4 wasn't great but i think they did the best job with casting of all the attempts. bald buff guy for the thing, chris evans playing a smug prick as the human torch, mr. fantasic guy accurately looked like a dweeb scientist, and jessica alba is a babe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mr. fantasic guy accurately looked like a dweeb scientist
      Mr. Fantastic isn't supposed to be a dweeb. I don't get why the movies keep insisting with portraying him like one. But other than that, yeah, the casting of those movies was better.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >old ugly lady as Sue
    Capeshit really ran out of actors didn't it? That's why Gunn is casting all those nobodies in his Superman film. Cause nobodies are all that's left!

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    great, more game of thrones actors

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seann William Scott (Stiffler from American Pie) for Doom
    -
    He is still a Chad and he could do the whole fragile ego thing excelent

    Or any of the Chads from Lost

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's hilarious how they keep putting pedro cucklord into everything lately, it's cause he isn't white. I'm so tired of this diversity fetish

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pedro overexposure here we go

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more like "here we've been for awhile now."

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >write a script so biased that every star you court passes on it
    >don't even have the money to bribe them
    >role is for a decade+
    >cast an in-house homosexual commie who's 50
    Why the Hell didn't they just get Jon Hamm if they were gonna go for such an old guy? He literally looks younger than Pascal, is a perfect fit for Reed, and would be cheap enough.

    Honestly, I can't care enough about this. The FF truly suck. People only wanted them in the MCU for Doom, Galactus and the Surfer. If we got a hot blonde as Sue it'd had been a bonus. But the brand is just too stale and basic. It's as if you took a basic sitcom and gave them superpowers. That's not 1B level franchise, that's filler. If they had gotten a bunch of Chads and a Stacy then made the movies grand space epics then maybe they'd have managed it. But going with a 50 YO and a bunch of nobodies to save money means they'll lean on the "cutesy" stuff and hope twitter and wine aunts love it enough to watch it multiple times.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the obsession with trying to make FF work onscreen? It fails abysmally every single time. Is the King of Hollywood a huge FF fanboy or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      30-40 years ago FF would be perfect for Disney, not now.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which one is supposed to be the hot bimbo and which one is supposed to be the hot headed chad? I genuinely can't tell from those headshots.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fagtastic 4

    You guys can borrow that... but just know who made it up. You're's truly.

    :^

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that fucking Limmy?

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All bland and boring

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea who the two on the bottom are

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they are all fucking ugly

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would go with Zac Efron for Reed.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom right was kino in Andor. Is he the rock man or the fire man?

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