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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You’re right George, the israelites deserve it, and we’re going to give it to them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LUCAS CALLS FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF ISRAEL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LUCAS CALLS FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF ISRAEL

      Lucas was seduced by the dark side.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Many such cases

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In retrospect, this was exactly what Star Wars fans deserved.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yep. I'm only surprised he didn't do it sooner.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Becomes Disney's biggest private shareholder.
        >Get billions of dollars.
        >Over the years prove, beyond a shadow of the doubt, he was the soul and brain of the franchise.
        >Disney fricks up the entire IP, still hasn't even recouped their losses from the purchase.
        >Not a single movie is better than your worst movie, anything even remotely praised are the products Disney had least involvement in.
        >Disney's CEO is such a fricking boomer that he figured out video games can make money... in 2023, while Lucas did it since the 1990s, and was heavily involved.
        >Merchandising is down the toilet.

        That was a fricking master stroke.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly it was.
          Prequels were a mess but he’s completely vindicated now.
          Disney absolutely ran Star Wars into the ground, they have completely obliterated a cultural touchstone.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You never should've directed the prequels

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically tho
      he should have codirected or something i guess
      either way he needed different writers for this shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      correct. He is lucky so many talented people were around him, handling him for ANH. Luckier still that this fat homosexual got all the money, without ever doing any work, or anything beneficial. In a just world, he would be hung by his neck until he was, dead, dead, dead.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not even sorry, watching the Star wars dumpster fire has been a hell of a ride and quite entertaining.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jenny's review of the the SW hotel disaster is the best SW media of the Disney era.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black personlover

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    K I N O

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Matte paintings > CGI slop

      Ralph McQuarry was a fricking god.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know the prequels used miniatures and paintings, right?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. You know the prequels didn’t manufacture a single set of actual clone trooper armor right? You know the collage you posted is complete green screen slop right? That’s why it looks like a cheap soap opera.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you so upset?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The prequels are ugly movies and it’s laughable when someone posts a collage like it’s some beautiful work of art.

              The entire love story between anakin and padme is a throwaway scene of them riding fat cgi dinosaurs and reciting the most cringe dialogue ever written.

              Compare that to how Han and Leia’s love story bloomed and you will realize why your movies will and always will be shit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Calm down before you pop a blood vessel.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are literally seething
                relax boyo

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not that Anon but if you've seen the BTS for ROTS you'll know they put a frick ton of practical and digital work into some of the environments like Utapau and Mustafar. They are absolutely works of art.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why do prequel cucks pilpul like israelites
              >makes an argument
              >gets refuted and BTFO
              >why are you mad? Define white, chud!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > prequels didn’t manufacture a single set of actual clone trooper armor right?
            That can’t be true

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's not, i've seen behind the scenes footage of Temura in clone trooper gear

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Disney gave us the first Lucasfilm live action actual Clone Troopers being actors in costumes. It's bothered me since I was a kid that the clones were all CGI.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SLOPPA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      an overrated actor, a correctly rated (dead career) actor, and a bunch of visual effects guys who are credited in a roster of names that takes like 20 minutes to display.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have a point?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah smoothie: it's not kino.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your reasoning isn't very good.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the movies are really bad and a bunch of cool background visuals doesn't change that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think Revenge of the Sith is really good. What are you gonna do about it? Cry?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah man i'm going to shit and cum impotently because you like a bad movie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good movie* 🙂

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                objectively worthless, incredibly bad movie. laughably mishandled. atrocious. an embarrassment.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cry more.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                RotS is a pretty good movie. The only issue with it is that you need a lot of context for it to be as great as it is. ANH on the other hand is a great standalone movie if nothing else came after it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ANH is the only one that was made to be standalone so yeah

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek only 3 people in the audience

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its me, myself, and i

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it looks like the theater nanny is harassing one of you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kino.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THX 1138 is his only good film

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black person! What do I win?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pipperonis

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can only say sorry so many times George! I was wrong, the whole narrative that Star Wars succeeded IN SPITE of you was bullshit and always was. Okay, happy now?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick George Lucas. The prequels are shit and always will be. Redlettermedia was right about everything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mom look! I posted it again!

    • 3 weeks ago
      L.T.

      >Redlettermedia was right bout everything

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jar Jar Binks was unforgivably gay and moronic.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gungee

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New Hope was good after it got heavily re-edited, tons of lines done in rewrites/ delivered with the actor's backs to the camera etc. wasnt allowed to direct ESB, good, but some bits are strange ( ice cave tacked on to explain hamills substantial injuries from the car accident) RoTJ is bad. Raiders and Last Crusade are both decent, fun adventure fare. George can write with heavy oversight, but on no account should he be allowed to direct.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >New Hope was good after it got heavily re-edited
      that's literally every good movie ever made

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >RoTJ baaaaad
      Why is the incorrect view so commonly held?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because the ewoks are lame and they used that as a way to bash the entire movie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because Star Wars fans are moronic and immature.
        >Ewoks? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FRICKING SHIT MOVIE
        >Child Anakin? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FRICKING SHIT MOVIE

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those homosexuals always pissed me off growing up. I grew up with the OT and saw the PT as it was coming out and also loved it except for most of AotC. Maybe when the boomers die off we can have good Star Wars again

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Agreed. AOTC has the least interesting plot, aside from Anakin stuff on Tatooine.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh and I think the ending lightsaber duel in AOTC is the weakest.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The duel itself is lame since Yoda is CGI and Lee was either an old man or also CGI. The little bit of Anakin 1v1 with Dooku is a little kino with the red and blue lighting on both of them

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Maybe when the boomers die off we can have good Star Wars again
            Hate to tell you this but George Lucas is an ACTUAL boomer. You're actually mad at Gen X manchildren (I know boomer is like a catch-all for old people now it's just that it's still wrong)

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I mean when people like Kathy and Iger die. George also doesn't have the time left on his clock left to deal with this either. He chose the wrong successors.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                True although it's still something of a mystery as to who or why we ended up in a situation where George Lucas's own sequel trilogy outlines were rejected and he was pushed out of the project. We really don't know who made that call and why. I know Kathleen Kennedy's an easy target but we really don't know how much of that was her call or even if that was her call at all.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                George swindled 70's Hollywood and they swindled him back 30+ years later. He thought these people were his friends and sadly they won in the end after they gained his trust.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah everything you said about New Hope and Empire is bullshit. New Hope got re-edited, AFTER George fired the original editor (John Jympson) because the way he was cutting the footage together was fricking dull and when George asked him to cut it in a different style he refused. Hence why it needed a re-edit but George was HEAVILY involved with the 2nd edit and even cut some scenes together himself (the TIE fighter battle is his work.) So yeah, A New Hope was good after it got re-edited... by George Lucas and his new team of editors. But it's pretty close to George's script, tons of other movies have been WAY more restructured in post, the only unusual thing about ANH is that he fired the first editor, that's all.

      >tons of lines done in rewrites/ delivered with the actor's backs to the camera etc.
      People who say this have never actually read the script of Star Wars. Here's the prison break. Wow, am I glad they reworked this in post.
      >wasnt allowed to direct ESB
      He was self-financing the movies from Empire onward. That's just not true. He chose to step away from directing but it was his project. What the frick are you talking about?

      You know, I still don't love the prequels (although I maintain Attack of the Clones is the really bad one and the other two are just mediocre-to-okay) but I don't get why people just LIE about George's involvement in Star Wars. They're literally some of the most well documented film productions in movie history. It's SO EASY to prove this shit wrong but for some reason since it's so easy no one bothers to actually verify any of the nonsense they're saying. It's such horseshit

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good job george, you ruined your legacy and made stars lame and gay, you're truly a pioneer

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you lived long enough to see a clumsy attempt at rehabilitating the Prequels

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steiner’s assault didn’t happen. He couldn’t mobilize enough forces.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Traitor.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never doubted Lucas

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The series peaked at Empire. Return of the Jedi was a step back. The "remastered" OT with all the stupid shit added was another step back. The prequels never matched the OT.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If George never fricked up the prequels Disney would've never bought Star Wars

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >writes three extremely profitable films that bring Star Wars to a whole new generation
      >this is a failure

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have nothing to apologize for. i've always loved the prequels like most of the people who saw them when they came out. i don't let some reddit video sway my opinions like some NPC

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ahsoka was a mistake.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need the IP count back. Since they got rid of it, samegayging by prequelgays has gone up by at least 500%.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonynous

      I miss the IP count as well. They're making this site less usable everyday.
      t. Prequelgay.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We could have had so many more video games if George didn't sell and Lucasarts didn't get shut down. That's the worst part about everything.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The prequels were better than the yidsney woke garbage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least the PT had an aesthetic, good sound, great music, cool battles and a decent story even if the dialogue was rough. The ST tried to turn Star Wars into the MCU and failed miserably.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think any of the battles were cool in the prequels because gungans are stupid, the bug people look lame and they made wookies into tarzan

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ohhh remember the space battle with the stupid looking star destroyers and the ugly separatist ships that looked ugly because we needed a ten mile high elevator scene

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want more Wars and less Jedi gay shit in my Star WARS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you complained about Andor not feeling like Star Wars

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    child anakin is shit and the movie was a boring slog because of it

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doing photographs of talented directors must be a nightmare. You know for a fact the guy knows more about angles, lighting etc. more than you do, and will point out every minute error you make.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i liked when he didnt want frank oz to do the voice in empire and he was like
    >i don't want miss piggy voicing my jedi master
    lmao

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fat

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IV>V>VI>III>I>II >Lucasarts SW games
    >>>>>>>>>>>> everything else and I won't change my opinion

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    his hair is FABULOUS

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LIKE POTTERY, IT RHYMES

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Padmé!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You now realize that those giant ass suitcases her and Anakin are carrying in Episode II are entirely full of her various outfits and nothing else.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She recently walled. It's over.
      It's sad for everyone when a israeliteess walls. They seem to hit it so much harder than anybody else.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    H A C K
    A
    C
    K

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I AM SO SORRY GEORGE
    YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG
    PLEASE COME BACK ALREADY

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't write nothin' down, so I'll keep this short and sweet. You're weak. You're outta control. And you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everyone else

  41. 3 weeks ago
    L.T.

    >good strory/world writer
    >SFX pioneer
    >cannot guide actors to save his life
    >second takes? what are those? (George lucas, 1999)
    >terrible director
    >godlike narrative OST enjoyer
    >gets railed by a mob of gen x chromosome collectors with RedLetterMedia wiener up their ass (seriously, watching those reviews in retrospective they basically created the model for disney starslop)
    >gives up
    >sells all of it to mordor (Hollywood Disney) for 4 billion
    >first thing he told disney after the deal "good luck"
    >2024
    >the absolute state

    He is a mediocre director with golden ideas and genuine passion for the craft.
    He cared, even when shifting from artist to autism regularly.

    He was good, and i thank him for what he did, i will take a good story and lore with sloppy execution over genuine nothing. I like the fat frick.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prequels still suck
    Return of the Jedi sucks
    Empire strikes back is only good because of twist it stole from Dune and The Magic Serpent.
    A New Hope is only good because it plagiarized Dune and Kurosawa films. Once George ran out of material to plagiarize star wars got terrible
    Sequels suck, but star wars was always terrible franchise

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Prequels still suck
      >Return of the Jedi sucks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WoW, that's very homophobic meme anon. You sure your wife is ok with it?

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    White Slavers. If you have seen this, then you have been visited by Yoda and israelite goblin snacks will be placed outside your home.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is /TV obsessed with George Lucas

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because he was the chosen one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its an effective bait

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's legit one of the most interesting guys in the history of hollywood and everyone loves Star Wars (even though we also kinda hate it too)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      REVENGE FOR JAR JAR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just want to know how many plaid/checkered shirts the guy owns. Like. does he have multiple different plaid shirts? Does he just buy one plaid shirt but in bulk and is constantly wearing new ones of the same make? What does George Lucas's wardrobe look like? It's been bugging me for years now and I still don't know the answer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      greatest artist of out time.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GEORGE!

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no oscars?

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is known.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He literally did nothing wrong and OT-only fans are gay as frick.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like Star Wars blowing up with normies was a fluke. All six movies are very weird and experimental for their time. Most people miss the underlying themes even in the original trilogy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      star wars was always big, sure a lot of nerds liked it but normies probably bought more of the merchandise for their kids

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ehh... it's not like Star Wars is THX or anything. If you want to see Lucas doing weird, experimental sci-fi watch THX 1138. Star Wars was George intentionally aiming for mass appeal.

      I don't entirely disagree, I think people underestimate what a weird and interesting guy George is and just how deep his sources of inspiration actually run but Star Wars (and especially A New Hope) was always just him trying to make the ultimate kids movie on some level

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Most people miss the underlying themes even in the original trilogy.

      What themes? It's a flick derived from Dune,Kurosawa movies, Flash Gordon and few other sources

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just because disney sucks even more dick that doesn't exonerate you

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't make this unlikeable asswipe your protagonist next time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a good actor. It's not his fault George can't write.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MAHCLUNKEY

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i farted while looking intensively at this picture

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Say what?

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your movies are trash.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry, George.

    I had a friend who worked in SoCal as a manager at a Toys R Us and he saw George Lucas maybe 10 times in 5 years? He said Mr. Lucas mostly bought Legos.

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