Oh I'm so, so sorry George. I don't know why I ever agreed with the people that made Space Cop. We were all so terribly wrong and we didn't deserve you.
>Say it.
The beard doesn't hide the wobbly turkey flap under your chin George, I'm sorry but someone needs to say it. You look foolish for even trying.
Haven't you watched Seven Samurai? That's literally where he lifted it from, it's a riff on an old samurai thing. And anyway they're allowed to have sex, they're just forbidden from making attachments. Didn't you watch the movie?
I've never been a fan of Star Wars, but watching the fandom implode and the fans go out in rage and hopelessness has been really fun.
I still feel bad for the ones still clinging to hope
No matter what, with no exception, every single thing will get worse and worse. And then you'll die. Life peaked, a while ago, and it'll never turn around. You are on the eternal decline and there's nothing you can do about it.
PERDÓNAME, JORGE
You sold off to the mouse
H.A.C.K
maclunky
Oh I'm so, so sorry George. I don't know why I ever agreed with the people that made Space Cop. We were all so terribly wrong and we didn't deserve you.
>We
You.
I CAN ONLY SAY SORRY SO MANY TIMES GEORGE! Forgive me. I still don't think Attack of the Clones was very good though but hey, nobody's perfect
Only 1/6 of your tries was good. You're a terrible storyteller and all your ideas were derivative. You are however a good businessman.
i'll never say it
Phantom menace sucked
You sold your baby to white slavers
Red Tails
HOLY SORRYINO PLS COME BACK
ur a cool guy George. Thank u 4 all the childhood memories
Sold the franchise because he was mad that Boomers dont liked the Prequels
>THX
>Temple of Doom
>Howard the Duck
>Willow
>Red Tails
>Strange Magic
These were all bad or mid. There's plenty of evidence for Lucas being a hack even if you want to pretend the prequels were good.
>Say it.
The beard doesn't hide the wobbly turkey flap under your chin George, I'm sorry but someone needs to say it. You look foolish for even trying.
>Say it.
ONE_WHITE_MAN > ANY_DIVERSE_COLLECTION_OF_TALENTLESS_ABNORMALS
Why, he's the one that sold Star Wars.
It's his fault, everything.
Frick you George, you never should have sold
Why did you make the Jedi an emotionless, sexless cult that all dress the same and have a temple on the capital planet?
Haven't you watched Seven Samurai? That's literally where he lifted it from, it's a riff on an old samurai thing. And anyway they're allowed to have sex, they're just forbidden from making attachments. Didn't you watch the movie?
Also they are literal warrior monks. Monks are almost universally supposed to be celibate.
Frick George Lucas. The prequels are shit and always will be. Redlettermedia was right about everything.
like fricking clockwork
watch the RLM reviews
CRUST
I've never been a fan of Star Wars, but watching the fandom implode and the fans go out in rage and hopelessness has been really fun.
I still feel bad for the ones still clinging to hope
No matter what, with no exception, every single thing will get worse and worse. And then you'll die. Life peaked, a while ago, and it'll never turn around. You are on the eternal decline and there's nothing you can do about it.
>Say it.
Okay: I have outgrown Star Wars. I hope today's kids are enjoying it as much as I did when I was that age.