Say it with me one last time, lads
Say it with me one last time, lads
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— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
Say it with me one last time, lads
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
>Have you read Dune?
>be Wayne
>hear that Momoa is compared to Turd and his character to Dune is brought up
>be an omega Dune turbo nerd during college
>know exactly what happens to his character
>smirk, bring it up and be ready to obliterate her
actual fucking chad. And I will say it with you anon, Patriarchy wins again.
QRD? I missed this part.
One of the defense's "Expert" witnesses tried comparing AH to a bunch of A list actors and the guy in the OP, one of Depp's lawyers, shut her down immediately. You should just watch it on youtube, it's hilarious.
She didn't know who Alice Eve was
Amber was never A-list, kek. She has been firmly C-list until Johnny pulled strings to get her in Aquamaaan. The most you can say is that she was on the path to becoming B-list, or she would have been if she could actually fucking act.
Goddamn I'm watching this now and this bitch knows absolutely nothing about anybody's career
Link pls
In cross examination of Amber's movie expert, who compared her career to Momoa's, he said are you aware that his character comes back and will be in the rest of the movies? in reference to Dune.
duncan idaho dies in the first book though. so unless they plan on adapting literally every other book, no, no he won't.
Lmao yes he will.
Or does he not come back until the 3rd?
He comes back in 2 and has a pretty big role where he fucks a e-boi
Do you mean Alia or Ghanima?
Ghanimlia
That's 3, then.
murbella
>Lmao yes he will.
they're still adapting the first book. the next actual movie he will not be in it whatsoever. So again, unless they adapt every other book, he won't be back. i have a hard time believing they'll adapt them all, if any time soon.
We live in the era of endless series of sequels and prequels, anon.
We WILL SEE the giant worm.
i fuckin hope so
Do you reckon they’re bright enough to know how hated KJAs books are, or will we see Ultimate Kwisterich Hadderach Over 9000 Idaho?
Denis has stated he plans to do at least 3 films, the third covering Dune Messiah. So yes he will be back
he admittedly didn't really play a large role in messiah though. he just kinda fucked alia and had robo eyes and just kinda stood around and then got his genetic first life memories back somehow and that was it. hardly "main character" material in that book.
Bitch was saying that Jason's part in Dune is minor and not huge. Chad lawyer, that read Dune, basically tells her he comes back as the overarching main character of the entire 6 installment series.
Well that is not exactly correct, anon. Not only did he not say that, but Duncan Idaho is not the main character of Dune, for fuck's sake.
How about you go fuck yourself.
>Duncan Idaho is not the main character of Dune
he's not the lead in every book, but he does return in a prominent role in every book
Lol you are a stupid fucking bitch. Shut the fuck up.
Daily remember that he got "Amber Turd" into the court records no less than 4 (four) times
>what about willy wonka?
ngl i got filtered by him at first
sincerest apologies mumblegod
Motherfucking wizard annihilator if I ever saw one. This dude is next level. He's way too dangerous, literally dismantles "experts" and their complex web of lies within in seconds. And the calm and patient way he does it was unbelievable. I would be shitting my pants if I was a lawyer or "witness" who had to be grilled by him.
Seriously, every time he took to the podium he always came out on top and embarrased whatever defense witness he was talking to
Any video examples?
Asking as well, too lazy to keep up with this shit
There aren't any really short "gotcha" moments I can think of with him. Other than maybe this one where he out nerds Amber's movie expert
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4uZpPa8G2T8
You'd have to watch his entire questioning to appreciate his routine. He comes in like a bumbling idiot to make the experts feel at ease but then he starts asking harder and harder questions until they're on tilt. Then he just lets them talk when they start sperging out. He also throws in a little shitpost type question or two. Like asking about #AmberTurd and this Willy Wonka one:
The first I saw walking into the court was when dr muffins first testimony. Dude just walked in like a Fucking CHAD
>big fan of justice
>me too
?t=741
>#amberheard
>you a fan of justice though, right?
>when you need to answer the question
This guy was as memorable as Zimmerman trial hi-jinks
kino
He has tardive dyskinesia if anyone's wondering what that weird facial spasm is.
If that's true home come that was the only time he did it? He was on the stand for hours and only did that weird facial spasm once.
He did it multiple times.
proof or it didn't happen
ok
Mild to severe, you can also take meds against it
>Meds against side effects of other meds
Sounds ridiculous, I know.
Someone's been writing his own scripts.
Was he a diversity hire for Amber's team?
Don't know. Depp fans review bombing him (he's some kind of therapist)was pathetic though
Never taken Adderall, have you?
1.21 GIGAWATS??
Why was Dr. Doofenshmirtz in this trial?
Ace Attorney witness animations.webm
Why is the psych patient pretending to be a psychiatrist?
Skinwalker
kino moment.
A-ah huh uh-m listen, did... did Amber huh... take a shit on the bed?
I’ve never seen a man with a stutter like that have such a fucking confident personality
truly amazing guy
to this day I keep wondering if his stutter is just a farce to trick his opponent into letting their guard down
It is a court technique, and an old one, my first boss taught me, I now try to pass it to the young kids in the office but they just don't get it
gives me hope
>tfw he goes Ah!
>You do know who Captain Kirk is right?
>Have you seen Superman?
>What does the S symbol on his chest mean?
>Do you know the name Clark Kent?
>did you know that his character comes back?
>Approaches the stand
>Spoils the plot of Dune
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves
Based Wizard Destroyer.
Lmao, she's so angry.
So would you needing to pledge 13 million
The mountain of evidence she supplied did great. Just not for her lol. I'm glad he won.
>Have you heard of Patrick Wilson?
so much about her is revealed by such a simple and innocuous question. in 3 years(and for $60k) she couldn't take the time to research her client's only movie which was also at the crux of her argument about loss of income
>Research
She couldn't even be bothered to watch the opening credits. Debatable whether she watched the whole movie even once
I like his technique
>Amber TURDDD?
why'd he have to put so much emphasis on it bros?
Is there like a best of compilation?
>26 fucking days of trial footage
Without commentary please.
probably in a few days
How would you know that? Who's working on that?
the trial's just finished retard, people aren't going to have a good compilation ready hours later.
Stfu, retard, nobody asked you for your uninformed opinion.
>Is there like a best of compilation?
someone asked here
>>26 fucking days of trial footage
this is why there won't be
it's called common fucking sense you spastic
>Doesn't know how to green text
have a nice day, newfag
cope and sneed, brainlet
someone, somewhere is. this trial has been clickbait mania for a fuckload of random ass people on youtube. there will be one eventually.
law and crime channel has short clips.
Nothing will compare to the live shitposting experience. One of the greats, but not the greatest.
Why does Ben Chew always make this face?
too busy winning millions of dollars to worry about opening his mouth
what's wrong with his mouth?
He chews. A lot.
He's missing lips entirely.
>when she pulls the hearsay objection
This man won a trial while carrying a stuffed llama in his pocket in court.
>his name is Ben Chew
>chews candy right in Turds face
New King of /misc/
he be chewin
Should be down a little and smilier.
I only have this other version here. I'm not a wojak collector, sorry.
He's busy figuring out how the keep Johnny Hockey in Calgary
kek, gotta love an real life shitposter
he's just a snarky guy
>Ben Chew
>chews
Just one of the hundreds of plot points that will get this script laughed out of every studio in 30 years.
/misc/ would call it unrealistic yet it happened IRL.
I don't think the crying thing happened.
It definitely did.
Proof?
Whose the stuttering lawyer
OP's pic.
The guy in the OP, Wayne Dennison. He seems to specialize in tearing apart "expert" witnesses.
wayne dennison. the guy in the OP pic
The OP pic guy. He's like a real life Columbo, pretends to be a confused bumbling guy but always manages to make his target look like a fool.
Don't plagiarize me assh*le
I swear I've never seen that comment. I watched Columbo yesterday so it feels fitting.
Phoenix Wright if he real
The OP guy, his name is Wayne. He stammers a bit when talking to witnesses but it isn't as bad as some people make it seem.
>no muffin
That glance and laugh they gave each other when the schizo doctor started talking about processing speed was pretty funny. Even people in the courtroom thought this trial was hilarious.
its his name
he feels like an ostrich contemplating pecking her if she stops walking by
its just how he is
>What is love, baby don't hurt me no more!
Underbite
>38 years old
Is this the one of the five latinas in the world that doesn't look like shit past 22?
Well, she is Colombian and Cuban, genetically, not Mexican.
Oh, so odds are she's like 99% Spaniard
imagine being her husband having to read all the camille x depp fanfic on the internet lol
She fucking destroyed everyone she questioned. What a monster.
>she will never cross-examine your dick
>Anon you wrote on 4chan that your penis is 7" long but on /misc/ that it was only 4" long, when in fact it is 3". Can we please pull up exhibit 69?
omg queen frfr ong absolute boss girl.
>god wanted to cope a feel
MESS WITH CHEW(s)
YOU LOSE
CAN'T garden gnome THE CHEW
kek
Spiegel bros....I don't think it's safe enough yet for us to be seen out in public
We all know that he is a skinwalker who took the place of the real Dr. Spiegel.
im a spiegelbeagle
>compares Amber to Chris Pine
>Was not even aware Chris Pine was Captain Kirk in the nu-Star Trek trilogy making him the main character of a successful movie trilogy
>”o I’m not a star trek person”
THATS BASIC FUCKING KNOWLEDGE THAT TAKES A SECOND OF GOOGLING. SHE GOT PAID $1000s FOR HER TESTIMONY WTF.
Like fuck Amber but man she got robbed blind by these “experts” she hired.
She had like 50 of those moments
Her only prep seemed to have been looking at the credits page for justice league
>off by 1
Her credibility was shattered when he got her on the Batman question. She was more certain that George Clooney was Batman than Christian Bale and Robert Pattinson.
CAREFUL BROS
theres a janny afoot
>there isn't a deal i haven't made
This dude was the best witness. He's in the fucking trenches.
I fucking loved this guy. Pure kino.
He really ought to be the new king of /misc/. Or at least recognized as such because he clearly already is.
he was the best witness by far. he knew exactly what roles jason momoa had and how many episodes etc. ambers lawyers were speechless when he said with facts that amber is not on the same level like jason
he was worth every dollar
>he knew exactly what roles jason momoa had and how many episodes etc.
unlike the court "expert witness" for turd who charged her 60k and didnt even know the actors on aquaman
hahaha
>i didn't watch baywatch
>oh uhh yeah...stargate too
>oh yeah he WAS on game of thrones wasn't he?
>b-but he wasn't the main character in dune
who is he? i want to watch this part of the trial.
Richard Marks. If you don't hate /misc/ his testimony is fascinating to listen to.
>Richard Marks. If you don't hate /misc/ his testimony is fascinating to listen to.
the whole fucking trial was fascinating to listen to, lots of the inner working of hollywood, things like "q-scores" which most of the gays here LIKE THE gay MODS AND JANNIES never knew about
god im still salty about getting banned 10 times for posting on-topic posts
thank you, anon.
make you you watch asll of them. he had several appearances
Loved this guy. I enjoy listening to his testimony before bed.
GIGANTIC
NAKED
BILLBOARD
the dealmaker and nope vape driver are both clinically underrated
>I don't know. I don't even remember what I had for breakfast.
god this entire 6 weeks was amazing, ill never forgive the mod for banning this here
>vaping on a zoom call to a court while driving around town
kino
Judge's reaction was kino.
and seeing as how this is my last day on /misc/ after realizing its been compromised, im going to post "lol" instead of "kek"
LOL
Rick moranis new career?
>last day on /misc/ after realizing its been compromised
?
Is there a compilation of all the best moments?
Go ahead and shill your own youtube for all I care.
naw, ive got better things to do , like funpost with the bros who were getting banned here in the trenches trying to follow this on Cinemaphile
>camille literally shaking from excitement after winning
Is she married because is so her husband is about to get the greatest sex of his life.
She is married to me, yes.
lucky...
i liked it overall but i don't think it ever reached the peak of week 2 when johnny mumbled in front of a microphone for 5 hours
also claiming best girl
>when johnny mumbled in front of a microphone for 5 hours
hahaha
one particular day he was coherent before a 15 minute break and came back slurring so hard he was incomprehensible
>coffee mug
>tea bag
bravo
>Wayne?
>mfw I would've been a better expert to call to the stand than this bitch
It feels like she's never watched a movie in her life
Funniest of all is that they both kept flirting with each other.
I'm not seeing it.
She was infuriating. I swear even the most degenerate lifeless coomerfag basement dwellers who post Hunter Schafer here would do a better job of knowing hollywood than she does, and she gets paid massive bucks to do her job.
Any /misc/ anon that tunes in at least once a day and reads about Hollywood drama would wipe the floor with her. The wealth of information you pick up from the shitposts and memes is staggering, even for simple things like learning actors' names. Except she has this as a career...
Doesn't she just get paid to say what you want as a witness?
i feel like amber got lots of bad advice from "friends"
its why she ended up elaine
>no, but i've seen the movie
>ugh...
smiled
cast her
oh god this bitch is so insufferable. the wide faced cunt from erin brockavich
>Just read the manual duh???
>Chad Wayne: oh you mean this manual? Let's take a look shall we?
>Nooooooo not like that
He's the best, I fucking kneel
>enough of the johnny drama. lets talk about the weird guy in the 70s and his crazy movie movie idea called star wars. let me tell you how we made deals back in the day
>gets trump re-elected
>end of society
>men going to be the losers
just like the fall of assyria and thousands of other societies
LOL
What is this. The femcels on crystal cafe getting hotheaded?
Sistas?
Huh?
lol it's whiteoid's squabble. Why would nigress care
>Candace McDuffie
>Black
huh?
This trial was the biggest kino of the past 10 years and the jannies denied us. I will bump every offtopic thread on this shit board
Same.
BASED bro
gay chud jannies wouldve stickied if Johnny had lost
>be Johnny Depp
>go to brownrudnick dot com
>Pick Ben Chew
>Pick all cutie lawyers
>Refuse to elaborate
>leave
I'm thinking based
Depp has been friends with Chew for years. I'm pretty sure he already represented twice now. Both wins, of course.
I always thought Depp as a Liberal Hipster fag. But this trial has opened my eyes on his character and the BASEDness in him
>why did you call Johnny Depp an idiot?
>is it your practice to call people idiots?
>is idiot a professional opinion?
>tfw work at a firm in the same building as Brown Rudnick
>the branch that's here apparently sucks cock
I hope Camille comes and visits one day anyway....
Amber should've hired Quinn or Gibson. Then we'd have some fireworks. Elaine was retardkino though.
>The CHAD Lawyer
>Destroyer Of "Experts"
>Stammers his way out of Objections
>Spoils storyline
>KINO MIC DROP
Yeah, I'm thinking he's/OurLawyer/
Anyone else feels like it would have been kino if Rottenborn was on Deep's team instead?
It would be interesting to watch each team represent the other person now.
It's not law kino unless the bad team has one talented and savage lawyer
bros?