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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Have you read Dune?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be Wayne
      >hear that Momoa is compared to Turd and his character to Dune is brought up
      >be an omega Dune turbo nerd during college
      >know exactly what happens to his character
      >smirk, bring it up and be ready to obliterate her
      actual fricking chad. And I will say it with you anon, Patriarchy wins again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        One of the defense's "Expert" witnesses tried comparing AH to a bunch of A list actors and the guy in the OP, one of Depp's lawyers, shut her down immediately. You should just watch it on youtube, it's hilarious.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She didn't know who Alice Eve was

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Amber was never A-list, kek. She has been firmly C-list until Johnny pulled strings to get her in Aquamaaan. The most you can say is that she was on the path to becoming B-list, or she would have been if she could actually fricking act.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Goddamn I'm watching this now and this b***h knows absolutely nothing about anybody's career

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Link pls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In cross examination of Amber's movie expert, who compared her career to Momoa's, he said are you aware that his character comes back and will be in the rest of the movies? in reference to Dune.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          duncan idaho dies in the first book though. so unless they plan on adapting literally every other book, no, no he won't.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao yes he will.
            Or does he not come back until the 3rd?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He comes back in 2 and has a pretty big role where he fricks a e-girl

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you mean Alia or Ghanima?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ghanimlia

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's 3, then.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                murbella

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Lmao yes he will.
              they're still adapting the first book. the next actual movie he will not be in it whatsoever. So again, unless they adapt every other book, he won't be back. i have a hard time believing they'll adapt them all, if any time soon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We live in the era of endless series of sequels and prequels, anon.
                We WILL SEE the giant worm.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i frickin hope so

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you reckon they’re bright enough to know how hated KJAs books are, or will we see Ultimate Kwisterich Hadderach Over 9000 Idaho?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Denis has stated he plans to do at least 3 films, the third covering Dune Messiah. So yes he will be back

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he admittedly didn't really play a large role in messiah though. he just kinda fricked alia and had robo eyes and just kinda stood around and then got his genetic first life memories back somehow and that was it. hardly "main character" material in that book.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        b***h was saying that Jason's part in Dune is minor and not huge. Chad lawyer, that read Dune, basically tells her he comes back as the overarching main character of the entire 6 installment series.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well that is not exactly correct, anon. Not only did he not say that, but Duncan Idaho is not the main character of Dune, for frick's sake.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How about you go frick yourself.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Duncan Idaho is not the main character of Dune
            he's not the lead in every book, but he does return in a prominent role in every book

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lol you are a stupid fricking b***h. Shut the frick up.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Daily remember that he got "Amber Turd" into the court records no less than 4 (four) times

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what about willy wonka?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ngl i got filtered by him at first
    sincerest apologies mumblegod

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Motherfricking wizard annihilator if I ever saw one. This dude is next level. He's way too dangerous, literally dismantles "experts" and their complex web of lies within in seconds. And the calm and patient way he does it was unbelievable. I would be shitting my pants if I was a lawyer or "witness" who had to be grilled by him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously, every time he took to the podium he always came out on top and embarrased whatever defense witness he was talking to

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Any video examples?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Asking as well, too lazy to keep up with this shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Asking as well, too lazy to keep up with this shit

        There aren't any really short "gotcha" moments I can think of with him. Other than maybe this one where he out nerds Amber's movie expert
        https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4uZpPa8G2T8

        You'd have to watch his entire questioning to appreciate his routine. He comes in like a bumbling idiot to make the experts feel at ease but then he starts asking harder and harder questions until they're on tilt. Then he just lets them talk when they start sperging out. He also throws in a little shitpost type question or two. Like asking about #AmberTurd and this Willy Wonka one:

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The first I saw walking into the court was when dr muffins first testimony. Dude just walked in like a Fricking CHAD

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >big fan of justice
    >me too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=741

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >#amberheard
    >you a fan of justice though, right?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >when you need to answer the question

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This guy was as memorable as Zimmerman trial hi-jinks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He has tardive dyskinesia if anyone's wondering what that weird facial spasm is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If that's true home come that was the only time he did it? He was on the stand for hours and only did that weird facial spasm once.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He did it multiple times.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            proof or it didn't happen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mild to severe, you can also take meds against it
          >Meds against side effects of other meds
          Sounds ridiculous, I know.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Someone's been writing his own scripts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Was he a diversity hire for Amber's team?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't know. Depp fans review bombing him (he's some kind of therapist)was pathetic though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never taken Adderall, have you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1.21 GIGAWATS??

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why was Dr. Doofenshmirtz in this trial?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ace Attorney witness animations.webm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the psych patient pretending to be a psychiatrist?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Skinwalker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino moment.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A-ah huh uh-m listen, did... did Amber huh... take a shit on the bed?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never seen a man with a stutter like that have such a fricking confident personality
    truly amazing guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      to this day I keep wondering if his stutter is just a farce to trick his opponent into letting their guard down

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is a court technique, and an old one, my first boss taught me, I now try to pass it to the young kids in the office but they just don't get it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gives me hope

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw he goes Ah!

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You do know who Captain Kirk is right?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Have you seen Superman?
    >What does the S symbol on his chest mean?
    >Do you know the name Clark Kent?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >did you know that his character comes back?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Approaches the stand
    >Spoils the plot of Dune
    >Refuses to elaborate
    >Leaves

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based Wizard Destroyer.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao, she's so angry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So would you needing to pledge 13 million

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The mountain of evidence she supplied did great. Just not for her lol. I'm glad he won.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Have you heard of Patrick Wilson?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so much about her is revealed by such a simple and innocuous question. in 3 years(and for $60k) she couldn't take the time to research her client's only movie which was also at the crux of her argument about loss of income

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Research
        She couldn't even be bothered to watch the opening credits. Debatable whether she watched the whole movie even once

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like his technique

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Amber TURDDD?
    why'd he have to put so much emphasis on it bros?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there like a best of compilation?
    >26 fricking days of trial footage
    Without commentary please.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      probably in a few days

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How would you know that? Who's working on that?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the trial's just finished moron, people aren't going to have a good compilation ready hours later.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Stfu, moron, nobody asked you for your uninformed opinion.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Is there like a best of compilation?
              someone asked here
              >>26 fricking days of trial footage
              this is why there won't be
              it's called common fricking sense you spastic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Doesn't know how to green text
                have a nice day, newbie

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                cope and sneed, brainlet

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          someone, somewhere is. this trial has been clickbait mania for a frickload of random ass people on youtube. there will be one eventually.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      law and crime channel has short clips.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing will compare to the live shitposting experience. One of the greats, but not the greatest.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Ben Chew always make this face?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      too busy winning millions of dollars to worry about opening his mouth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This man won a trial while carrying a stuffed llama in his pocket in court.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >his name is Ben Chew
        >chews candy right in Turds face

        New King of Cinemaphile

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he be chewin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Should be down a little and smilier.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I only have this other version here. I'm not a wojak collector, sorry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      what's wrong with his mouth?

      [...]
      >when she pulls the hearsay objection

      He's busy figuring out how the keep Johnny Hockey in Calgary

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek, gotta love an real life shitposter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's just a snarky guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ben Chew
      >chews
      Just one of the hundreds of plot points that will get this script laughed out of every studio in 30 years.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile would call it unrealistic yet it happened IRL.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think the crying thing happened.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It definitely did.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Proof?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Whose the stuttering lawyer

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            OP's pic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The guy in the OP, Wayne Dennison. He seems to specialize in tearing apart "expert" witnesses.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            wayne dennison. the guy in the OP pic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The OP pic guy. He's like a real life Columbo, pretends to be a confused bumbling guy but always manages to make his target look like a fool.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Don't plagiarize me assh*le

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I swear I've never seen that comment. I watched Columbo yesterday so it feels fitting.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Phoenix Wright if he real

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The OP guy, his name is Wayne. He stammers a bit when talking to witnesses but it isn't as bad as some people make it seem.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >no muffin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its his name

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he feels like an ostrich contemplating pecking her if she stops walking by

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its just how he is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What is love, baby don't hurt me no more!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      what's wrong with his mouth?

      Underbite

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >38 years old
      Is this the one of the five latinas in the world that doesn't look like shit past 22?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, she is Colombian and Cuban, genetically, not Mexican.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, so odds are she's like 99% Spaniard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being her husband having to read all the camille x depp fanfic on the internet lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She fricking destroyed everyone she questioned. What a monster.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >she will never cross-examine your dick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Anon you wrote on /misc/ that your penis is 7" long but on Cinemaphile that it was only 4" long, when in fact it is 3". Can we please pull up exhibit 69?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      omg queen frfr ong absolute boss girl.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >god wanted to cope a feel

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MESS WITH CHEW(s)
    YOU LOSE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CAN'T israelite THE CHEW

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spiegel bros....I don't think it's safe enough yet for us to be seen out in public

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We all know that he is a skinwalker who took the place of the real Dr. Spiegel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      im a spiegelbeagle

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >compares Amber to Chris Pine
    >Was not even aware Chris Pine was Captain Kirk in the nu-Star Trek trilogy making him the main character of a successful movie trilogy
    >”o I’m not a star trek person”
    THATS BASIC FRICKING KNOWLEDGE THAT TAKES A SECOND OF GOOGLING. SHE GOT PAID $1000s FOR HER TESTIMONY WTF.
    Like frick Amber but man she got robbed blind by these “experts” she hired.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She had like 50 of those moments
      Her only prep seemed to have been looking at the credits page for justice league

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >off by 1
        Her credibility was shattered when he got her on the Batman question. She was more certain that George Clooney was Batman than Christian Bale and Robert Pattinson.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CAREFUL BROS
    theres a janny afoot

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there isn't a deal i haven't made

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This dude was the best witness. He's in the fricking trenches.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking loved this guy. Pure kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He really ought to be the new king of Cinemaphile. Or at least recognized as such because he clearly already is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he was the best witness by far. he knew exactly what roles jason momoa had and how many episodes etc. ambers lawyers were speechless when he said with facts that amber is not on the same level like jason
      he was worth every dollar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he knew exactly what roles jason momoa had and how many episodes etc.
        unlike the court "expert witness" for turd who charged her 60k and didnt even know the actors on aquaman
        hahaha

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >i didn't watch baywatch
          >oh uhh yeah...stargate too
          >oh yeah he WAS on game of thrones wasn't he?
          >b-but he wasn't the main character in dune

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        who is he? i want to watch this part of the trial.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Richard Marks. If you don't hate Cinemaphile his testimony is fascinating to listen to.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Richard Marks. If you don't hate Cinemaphile his testimony is fascinating to listen to.
            the whole fricking trial was fascinating to listen to, lots of the inner working of hollywood, things like "q-scores" which most of the homosexuals here LIKE THE homosexual MODS AND JANNIES never knew about
            god im still salty about getting banned 10 times for posting on-topic posts

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            thank you, anon.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              make you you watch asll of them. he had several appearances

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Loved this guy. I enjoy listening to his testimony before bed.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GIGANTIC
    NAKED
    BILLBOARD

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the dealmaker and nope vape driver are both clinically underrated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't know. I don't even remember what I had for breakfast.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      god this entire 6 weeks was amazing, ill never forgive the mod for banning this here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >vaping on a zoom call to a court while driving around town
      kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Judge's reaction was kino.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and seeing as how this is my last day on Cinemaphile after realizing its been compromised, im going to post "lol" instead of "kek"

          LOL

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Rick moranis new career?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >last day on Cinemaphile after realizing its been compromised
            ?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a compilation of all the best moments?
    Go ahead and shill your own youtube for all I care.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      naw, ive got better things to do , like funpost with the bros who were getting banned here in the trenches trying to follow this on Cinemaphile

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >camille literally shaking from excitement after winning

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Is she married because is so her husband is about to get the greatest sex of his life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She is married to me, yes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lucky...

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i liked it overall but i don't think it ever reached the peak of week 2 when johnny mumbled in front of a microphone for 5 hours
    also claiming best girl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >when johnny mumbled in front of a microphone for 5 hours
      hahaha
      one particular day he was coherent before a 15 minute break and came back slurring so hard he was incomprehensible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >coffee mug
      >tea bag
      bravo

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Wayne?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I would've been a better expert to call to the stand than this b***h
    It feels like she's never watched a movie in her life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Funniest of all is that they both kept flirting with each other.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not seeing it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She was infuriating. I swear even the most degenerate lifeless coomergay basement dwellers who post Hunter Schafer here would do a better job of knowing hollywood than she does, and she gets paid massive bucks to do her job.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Any Cinemaphile anon that tunes in at least once a day and reads about Hollywood drama would wipe the floor with her. The wealth of information you pick up from the shitposts and memes is staggering, even for simple things like learning actors' names. Except she has this as a career...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't she just get paid to say what you want as a witness?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i feel like amber got lots of bad advice from "friends"
      its why she ended up elaine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no, but i've seen the movie
      >ugh...

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      smiled

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cast her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh god this b***h is so insufferable. the wide faced c**t from erin brockavich

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Just read the manual duh???
      >Chad Wayne: oh you mean this manual? Let's take a look shall we?
      >Nooooooo not like that
      He's the best, I fricking kneel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >enough of the johnny drama. lets talk about the weird guy in the 70s and his crazy movie movie idea called star wars. let me tell you how we made deals back in the day

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gets trump re-elected

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >end of society
      >men going to be the losers
      just like the fall of assyria and thousands of other societies
      LOL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What is this. The femcels on crystal cafe getting hotheaded?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sistas?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Huh?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol it's whiteoid's squabble. Why would nigress care

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Candace McDuffie
      >Black
      huh?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This trial was the biggest kino of the past 10 years and the jannies denied us. I will bump every offtopic thread on this shit board

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BASED bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual troony jannies wouldve stickied if Johnny had lost

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be Johnny Depp
    >go to brownrudnick dot com
    >Pick Ben Chew
    >Pick all cutie lawyers
    >Refuse to elaborate
    >leave
    I'm thinking based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depp has been friends with Chew for years. I'm pretty sure he already represented twice now. Both wins, of course.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought Depp as a Liberal Hipster gay. But this trial has opened my eyes on his character and the BASEDness in him

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why did you call Johnny Depp an idiot?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >is it your practice to call people idiots?
      >is idiot a professional opinion?

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw work at a firm in the same building as Brown Rudnick
    >the branch that's here apparently sucks wiener
    I hope Camille comes and visits one day anyway....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Amber should've hired Quinn or Gibson. Then we'd have some fireworks. Elaine was moronkino though.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The CHAD Lawyer
    >Destroyer Of "Experts"
    >Stammers his way out of Objections
    >Spoils storyline
    >KINO MIC DROP
    Yeah, I'm thinking he's/OurLawyer/

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else feels like it would have been kino if Rottenborn was on Deep's team instead?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It would be interesting to watch each team represent the other person now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not law kino unless the bad team has one talented and savage lawyer

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros?

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