>scars you for life and gives you a crippling fear for insects

>scars you for life and gives you a crippling fear for insects

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick bugs. All my homies HATE bugs.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The flesh eating plants were scarier imo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >run screaming out of the room, get clowned on for years about flowers being scary

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We're never going to have practical effects again, are we?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No. The future is all pixels rendered by pajeets

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no
          Fury Road was the last good film I've seen with real effects

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if practical effects brought you to this CGI slop, of what use were the effects?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frickin skeets man
    I hate em

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to think craneflies are giant mosquitoes and would kill them for it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      iirc they use their appearance to eat mosquitoes.
      I still kill those frickers if they get close, the risk of them potentially flying in my face far exeeds that of a couple more mosquitos

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Crane flies don't eat mosquitos.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Crane flies don't eat mosquitos.
          I used to let them live inside while I sleep, it was comfy thinking a giant insect behemoth was wrecking c**t mosquitoes while I slumbered and I would release them in the day for their noble service

          what the frick man I don't even know what's real anymore

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        craneflies are physically incapable of eating, they just frick, lay eggs and die

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Their pupae are based. They look cool with a crimson hue, and wiggle all around when you touch them.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I found one like this but green, it poked at me a little to deter being eaten

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Any idea what it was?
              Pic related is a moth

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No clue! It looked a lot like your image but the green was brighter

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >it poked at me a little to deter being eaten
              did it work?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wasn't going to eat the little guy anyway... but it was on the road, just asking to get run over

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I remember finding these things when I was little, they would wiggle around and buzz/squeak if you poke it. Those beetles that click and jump if you turn them on their back are cool too

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't like it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I want to bite it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Reminds me of Zoidberg when he comes out his shell

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    I being 6 year old was cool & hung with the older crowd. Many tests n trials. I freaked them out...

    A man discovers ants

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    movie?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This movie from ages past
      Is one you should go watch fast

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jumanji

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Does nothing, because even as a child I realised that movies are fictional, and I'm not a giant homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast this morning?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When I get hungry, I get mad, and when I get mad, I get racist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Do people actually get trauma and fears from these movies?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks your path*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did nature mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did nature mean by this?

      >for my next creation, a horrifying insect that gorges itself on the blood of its victims
      >and by the time you find that strange lump on your back or behind your dog's ear, it will already have had its fill, isn't that cool?
      >it also looks like something HR Giger would design
      >oh and it also spreads brain rotting disease

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did nature mean by this?

      >parasites are... le bad!
      >*takes infant calf from its mother, cuts its nuts off, keeps it in a small pen to be slaughtered, siphons the infant's milk from the mother's breast, rapes the mother to keep it pregnant and repeat the cycle*
      But yeah ticks are le bad for sucking a bit of blood.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care about the blood, it's the diseases it carries that I find questionable

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >u think thing is bad? Well here OTHER THING that is bad!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        'Man is what he is, a wild animal with the will to survive, and (so far) the ability, against all competition. Unless one accepts that, anything one says about morals, war, politics—you name it—is nonsense. Correct morals arise from knowing what man is—not what do-gooders and well-meaning old Aunt Nellies would like him to be. The universe will let us know—later—whether or not Man has any "right" to expand through it'.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any movies about bat rabies?

    >bats are everywhere
    >can hide in tight spaces
    >they fly
    >their teeth are so sharp they can bite you without you noticing it
    >a lot of bats have rabies
    >if you get infected you need to get several doses of an expensive post-exposure vaccine
    >incubation period can take months and in some cases even years so you are living in fear
    >if you get it it's deadly 99.9% of the time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cujo was bitten by a bat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        looks comfy down there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        luv me bathole

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *makes you burn your house and all your clothes*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These smell like cinnamon if you crush one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these things gave me a phobia of traveling and going to the theatre

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just don't stay in any shitty motels. You probably have bed bugs, fleas and splooge/prostitute pussy fluid on the sheets.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he made you bite?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I once let a mosquito land on me and drink as much as it wanted. The moronic kept going until he popped. Frickin loser

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I question the truthfulness of this claim.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you’re quick you can sort of pinch around where they’re biting and they’ll pop because they can’t pull out

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sometimes I do this for a few seconds but only because I know it's already pulled off the initial bite and I want to focus my rage to ensure I strike true

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Locusts are the thing that I hate. Spiderbros don't bother me unless they are huge enough to make that swishing sound when they walk. Moths are annoying as frick though.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do bugs and parasites and germs have to be so fricking annoying? They don't even do anything. It makes me angry how a person, someone with an intelligence and consciousness who feels things, creates things can be taken out by what's essentially a program that just replicates itself for no reason. At least we humans make kino. What do these pests do?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      life is a molecular thresher

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They don't even do anything.
      Bees and butterflies pollinate flowers of all the plants that we eat every day. Flies eat up corpses and literal shit, they're nature's own garbagemen. Not sure about other insects but ants seem organized and helpful in some way

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Other animals don't care about your kino. Livestock don't think it's okay that you're killing and eating them because of Star Wars and porn.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        implying they wouldn't enjoy Farm Wars and udderXXX.com

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What connection do Star Wars and porn have with the chicken I had for dinner?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 29 and still shit myself like a b***h if a giant moth gets into my room. I guess if someone filmed it, it would be cringe kino but it does make me want to genocide every one of the frickers off the planet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get scared of most bugs, only centipedes. And that's just because I got bitten on my finger by a big one when I was little

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Centipedes were sent from a hell dimension to strike fear in the hearts of humans.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Men shouldn't be scared of bugs. That's for women and children. Centipedes don't scare me, actually never did. I used to put them in jars and make them fight other bugs when I was 6. idgaf.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              if you are a dude and afraid of insects you are a limp wristed bottom frickboy

              I've kept scorpions and tarantulas. I'm not scared of creepy crawlies, but if I see a centipede it's getting booted into the stratosphere.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if you are a dude and afraid of insects you are a limp wristed bottom frickboy

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Centipede is like an armored snake/worm thing, very overpowered compared to regular bugs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eusocial wasps are the most overpowered bug. Centipedes ain't shit. Even dragonflies bow before the wasp's power.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw a bee arrives on the scene

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        haha goos scare monke

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Insects are unpredictable and moths are big.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the way they fly around in circles makes me dizzy as well. quite often I've knocked things over trying to take them out

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are correct, moths are coming to tentacle rape you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick is a bug that replicates itself without reason ANY different in ANY way from human beings who also replicate themselves without real reason or purpose?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because we ponder our misery in between bouts of sensory autopilot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >without real reason or purpose?

        are you blind?

        humans discover other planets
        fly into space
        make technology
        make art
        even help animals

        we are a miracle of the universe. i dont know how people can be so cynical about humanity.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most humans don't do any of that shit. They sit in front of the tv with beers.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they also keep society running
            clean the toilet, make clothes, make food, assemble everything for the engineer

            insects and germs dont do SHIT. none of them. there are no gigabrain insects making cool stuff

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah because they don't need to. They don't have our proclivities.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >insects and germs dont do SHIT
              If they all disappeared over night the earth would experience a global ecological collapse. You might not think they serve a purpose but their existence is important for keeping the planet going.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Social insects like termites, ants and wasps are pretty cool

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Termites work out at the library.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you had more trees and thickets around you there would be more birds to eat the bugs. Nature works when you let it. You suffer not because of nature, but because of the disturbance of nature.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I remember reading that having a pet bird used to be extremely common back in the day

          They have the emotional intelligence to form loving bonds with humans, and their long lifespans made them great companions

          Owning a bird, used to be the equivalent of owning a dog, in term of popularity

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Factory farmed chickens are the hero we need, but we don't deserve them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is how normalgays feel about you BTW

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least I don't spread disease and pestilence. Not yet, anyways

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he never had crabs
          ngmi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Parasites work as a deterrent to certain animal populations going out of control and causing ecological collapse. As the population of the hose species increases the easier the parasite spreads, as they die down the harder it is for the parasite to reproduce causing balance.
      Their whole existence is dedicated to regulating specific problems.

      God you’re so stupid I wish you were dead, and you think you know fricking everything because you have autism and you reduce the world into something you can comprehend

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how many parasites are in you right now?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I caught and released a couple of black widows in my garage yesterday. I know I probably should’ve just killed them but they’re pretty and didn’t do anything to me. Any kinos for this sort of behaviour?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kinda stupid anon. if they survive they'll just beeline for another comfy dark space nearby and their descendants might life to kill your child or pet
      any poisonous spider within city limits is getting the stomp

      your kino recommendation is Eight Legged Freaks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Black widows are less dangerous than people usually think, but yeah I had to debate it internally. I’m more worried about possible egg sacks hiding and maybe, just maybe, the spiderlings will forgive me for ejecting their mothers and adopt me as their parent. It could happen right?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only dumb women pretend to have phobias and trauma

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a single frick about insects, spiders, fricking anything no matter how big outside. But once they're inside my room I panic, even if they're of the smaller variety. Why is that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason you jump when someone sneaks up on you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't freak out when you see Black folk outside in their natural environment, but if one was in your room you'd squish it, same concept.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*TZZzzzzzzzZZzzzZzzZzzzzZzZzzZZ's directly in your ear for 12 hours a day*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crane flies are the worst for that shit. They fly like they're drunk and have the navigation skills of a blind toddler.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's from this isn't it

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather have the bite tbh
      neat tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At least mosquitoes have the courtesy to not hurt like a b***h when they bite you.

          And deerflies are even worse than horseflies because they like to bite your face for some fricking reason, and will circle around your head trying to land on your cheek. wienersuckers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you now realize that people have pubes to keep the bugs away from the important bits
      What did God mean by this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't stop pubic lice.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I will have to take your word for that

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*crawls into bizarre areas of your house and dies there in your path*
    I hate having to hoover these c**ts up all the time. I don't even know where they come from.

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