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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't speak british-prison-island language
    what the frick is a schlanger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its mad max slang, schlanger is not part of australian english vernacular.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's German slang for a dick.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, then it would have been schwarzschlanger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's when your dick touches the toilet water

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      German pop music

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Schlange is the german word for snake.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s when you swing your flaccid dick like a propeller.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what the frick is a schlanger
      it's when you're about to cum and she starts licking your frenulum with a lot of saliva

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      America was largely a penal colony until independence

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i hate that word penal, it makes me think of penis and therefore patriarchy. for most of my sisters, america is still a penal colony.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only the future state of Georgia

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >America was largely a penal colony until independence
        I think you mean penile colony. It was the main reason we revolted.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Schlanger? I hardly know her

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I take her back to my fortified frick cave and put a baby in her.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd schlang her if you know what I mean my penis in Abby Lee pussy

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I hardly know her

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's one hell of a prolapse

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pic rel borrows your basketball and brings it back all slippery
      Hate when this happens

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        motherfricker

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WTF IM WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW AS IM TYPING THAT AND IM ON THIS EXACT SCENE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, we know. That’s why we posted it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AAAAAAAA

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sit back and enjoy your “kino”, frogposter. We’re almost there. It’ll be over soon

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Furiosa a good film?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a film, yes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's shit, of course I haven't seen it (and I won't)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rlmites liked it so you know its garbage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven’t actually seen it because double you double you dot four channel dot org forward slash tee vee, television and film told me it was anti white men.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s absolutely poggers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am gay.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am a gay man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's basically the same as Fury Road.
      I didn't think Fury Road was partocularly good though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’d put it at a 7/10. If you’re a fan of the franchise you’ll definitely think it’s the worst entry

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Second worst. It was still better than Thunderdome.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It might be. Don't care, not watching it. Done with girlbosses. Especially when they're an ugly 4/10 sickly looking ayylmao.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Cinema is dead

      Who cares cinema is dead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's watchable but it feels like a poor imitation of Fury Road. I was bored towards the end. Furiosa is not an interesting character. Chris Hemsworth was fun as Dementus, it could have been a good movie if Max was the protagonist and he was the villain.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wasnt this called fury road because the main character was furiosa? why did they needanother where the main character is furiosa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No the fury road is where the warboys ride eternal shin and chrome.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did she speak german all of a sudden

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slang moves from language to language like shit from arse.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hit her in the mouth.
    First one is a backhand, and somewhat light, but repeated c**t-mouth will result in a fist.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    two strikes, three and out

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they bring back Theron and the wives for the end of the movie? Would have been kino to do a flashforward and segue directly into Fury Road.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you kidding? Theron is HEAVILY walled

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2015 was only 9 years ago. Some makeup, lighting and vfx touchup could easily handle that.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The redhead is a dime

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the women of fury road all give appalling performances
    every single one of them is terrible
    how is this supposed "feminist" so bad at directing women?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were hired for their looks not that they had any acting ability. Usually this is okay as along as you don't give them any lines as you don't have to pay them actors rates either. Unfortunately they had to give these women lines and made them look even more like moronic dolls.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the whole point is that all of society's institutions and cultural aspects have collapsed and all thats left is war and v8 engines the girls look and talk like flag race girls. they hired dumb instagrammers to play dumb instagrammers

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the whole point is that all of society's institutions and cultural aspects have collapsed
          >humanity runs out of oil
          >a couple of year later people literally forget how to speak
          really miller?
          this is bethesda writing tier

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            isnt that what /misc/ and online pseuds keep claiming that happened in the bronze age

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >suddenly /misc/
              obsessed

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Send her packing. Let the desert take her.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    were they expecting a wreckage brother?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh my god i was wrong it was Australia all along!

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On which side do they have steering wheels in Australia?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      under the driver seat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The outside.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OI MATE FANG IT ! 婊子
    >there are only 3 Mad Max kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the first movie was so boring

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    calls you a schlanger?
    then you HAVE TO BANG HER!!!!

    RAPE correction is the only answer

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    started watching the original

    first scene of the movie there is graffiti which seems partially painted over

    ΓΑΜΙΣΟΥ ΕΑΑΑΣ
    part of it obviously already there and seems changed from ΓΑΜΙΣΟΥ ΕΛΛΑΣ=frick you greece

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SNEEDER

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