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for me? it's columbia
checked but for me its Magenta
>tfw had a girl friend who played magenta at my local RHPS screenings, but i was too pussy to go with her
how different would my life have been if i had gone with her to RHPS?
you'd be having more sex anon. I'm sorry
Dr. X
Will build a creature.
(It’s always midnight somewhere)
oh my science I friggin' LOVE The Rocky Horror Picture show!
have to admit this was kind of a banger.
SCENE ONE
Is it really love, damnit?
the songs immediately go downhill after this one
no, they go downhill after toucha toucha touch me
Eddie is literally the best song in the entire fricking thing you morons.
>be anyone on the cast
>your biggest casting pull is Meat Loaf that nobody has seen in years who was a mega-star
>he catapults the movie to legend status
I still have no idea how the frick they pulled that off with him.
i loved over at the Frankenstein place
I like Frankenfurter’s last song
>Don’t dreeeeeeam it
>Be-e it
so how was the floating lips shit done ?
they got the singing butthole guy from Pïnk Flamingos and painted his ass then they filmed it
basically the same way they do the lips on the spongebob pirate
They took Patricia Quinn (Who plays Magenta and originally sang the same song in the stage production.) painted the lower half of her face black and her lips red and filmed a tight shot of her miming the song. The lips on the poster is of a model named Lorelei Shark.
SCENE TWO:
In which our hero and heroine suffer vehicular inconvenience and seek shelter from a most unusual, yet surprisingly welcoming, place
SCENE THREE:
In which interlopers interfere with celebrations, with probable foreigners with ways different than our own.
They may do some more folk dancing.
Minigame to play while the thread timewarps on: guess the actress by their lips.
Felicity Jones
Natalie Portman
Daisy Ridley
yes.
nope.
nope.
nope, but right era.
Audrey
Daisy
Emilia
No, yes, yes.
Lauren Bacall?
Ingrid Bergman
Getting closer. Right geographical region.
The only other scandinavian actress from that era I can think of is Anita Ekberg
Ana de Armas
Emilia Clarke
Correct on both.
SCENE FOUR
In which the Lord of the Manor appears!
Such sophistication! (And charismatic sexual powr)
I SEE YOU SHIVVER WITH….
i somehow always forget susan sarandon is in this
How could you forget her fantastic breasts?
i preferred columbia's
Antici-
SCENE FIVE!
In which our humble scientist introduces his esteemed guests to
AN EXPERIMENT!
(srsly, no way to behave on his first day)
ack
for me, its the sword of damocles
I had a major surgery years ago and was on tons of opiates, and this song was stuck in my head for hours and hours on end as a gazed at the ceiling every night
Strangely I still like it to this day
>go see this with friends
>film's about some fricking troony trying to build a frick toy
>completely confused as to why the frick this is so popular
Abject garbage.
because you're exactly the kind of normalgay the film is making fun of
>not being a troony homosexual
Oh, I'm so insulted...
Do you wear a "normal people scare me" shirt when you go to your gaming nights with your fat friends and talk about the most recent disney+ episodes?
>being such a smooth brain with /misc/rot you think that's actually what the movies about at all
loving every laugh
>everything I don't like is /misc/
loving every laugh
For me it’s the Duel Duet
For me it's the stage musical opening.
me too, magneta's voice is cute cute CUTE
the entire recorded album of that show is worth a listen, especially the punk version of hot patootie. it's really sad that no good footage exists of the early plays
has anyone gone to one of those midnight showing of this? is it fun?
I've been to about 5 or 6. It's fun but I don't know how PC it's gotten. They used to say some pretty vulgar things at screenings but I don't know if that would fly with the Rocky Horror crowd today. Last one I went to was January 2016
Janet Dr. Scott Janet Brad Rocky
SCENE SIX!
What ever
happened
to
Saturday night?
(RIP Michael Lee Aday FOREVER)
Where's fricking Charles Atlas OP?
HOOOOOOT PATOOOOOOTIE!
HOOOOOOT PATOOOOOOTIE!
I REALLY LOVE THAT ROCK 'N' ROLL!
for me it's magenta.
WAS IT KINOOOOOO??????
SCENE SEVEN!
bawd.
bawd!!!!!
(Can’t find a film version. Huh.)
bawd.
Frrom the day he was born
This song is great but the film is fricking trash. I'd never been so viscerally disgusted by a movie before. And I had such high hopes considering how many otherwise sensible people races about this degenerate dumpster fire or a movie
A lot of people get filtered by the sheer amount of camp in it. It's usually solved by just not thinking about it too much, and focus on things you can relate to. Like your waifu being made 3D and hating your guts, or the silly fun of the dances. It's really about letting loose. Don't let anyone look at it too deeply, otherwise little petshop of horros is gonna be a socioeconomic treatise soon.
>don't think about it too carefully, goy. Just enjoy the music and dancing; don't pay any attention to the lyrics about behaving like degenerate freaks.
it's a genre parody but also follows the format from those old B movies formerly enforced by morality laws imposed on filmmakers - the degenerates die for their wickedness and seduced innocents lament and repent at the end.
Anon engaging in good faith argument with /misc/ is a doomed endeavor. Even if you get him to admit it's a parody of old hays code RKO pictures, he's still going to claim it's degenerate propaganda by the LIBRUL ELITE to groom children (despite it being a micro-budget gonzo film based on a niche play no one had ever heard of).
but I'm also /misc/...
>He's viscerally disgusted by Susan Sarandon running around in her underwear for 60% of the movie
>He's viscerally disgusted by seeing Columbia's nipple in the pool scene
I'm sorry anon it's homosexualry, there is no cure for you.
Laughing my ass off at these filtered chuds.
Oh I definitely still enjoy it, but I'd never let my son watch that kinda shit, and certainly wouldn't take him to a midnight showing with a theater full of pervs in fishnets.
>like Rocky Horror so much at ten I convinced my parents to take me to a midnight showing for my 11th birthday
>got there
>the fans were fricking goblin monster people in drag and sheeeit
>they were pre-partying outside the theater and singing songs about cutting women up and fricking them
>got too spooked
>chickened out and said I didn't want to see the midnight showing anymore
>went to an all-night diner and had a patty melt instead
you have to be a huge gay to like musicals as a kid in the first place
i used to seethe when they had musical parts in cartoons like scooby doo even if it was music i liked
I miss those times, when rock'n'roll made straights and queers be friends, to the point that both made fun of each others together.
"Superheroes", the song in the final sequence, speak also some truth
>I've done a lot, God knows I've tried
To find the Truth, I even Lied.
the only straight people who like this movie are female
I.E. the only ones who don't know shit about b-movie nostalgia.