Secret Wars (1984)

Did you read it? What did you think about it?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you first OP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously my favorite part was Dr. Doom's antics, although I don't understand how the device he built from Klaw's body was supposed to absorb the energy that Galactus was going to consume. I also wish the conflict between Storm and Professor-X was a bigger part of the X-Men's storyline.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boring tbh. I have no idea people want this to be adapted.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it.
    It's a bit simplistic, and there is a lot of padding in the middle, but...
    1) Quick start
    2) Teams are using tactics
    3) X-Men are wild-cards in the conflict
    4) Black-suit Spidey is introduced
    5) One of the best Doctor Doom stories ever
    6) Awesome fight between Spider-Man and the X-Men.
    7) Hulk lifts a mountain

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How woke is it? I don't really read things unless I can extract out of context rage pages out of it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >1984
      >woke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wolverine and Magneto announce that they are nonbinary, then everyone stops fighting and celebrates, the Beyonder teleports the entire city of San Francisco to the planet and hosts a massive parade for 3 issues.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why does this actually sound like a plausible modern Marvel story?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't and your just trying to let your victim complex override reality

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a bit where Rhodes asks Mr. Fantastic if he's surprised that the person in the Iron Man suit was black, but Mr. Fantastic says he didn't care.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think it's enough to outrage peddle? My discord is tired of helping me do Cinemaphile raids so I'm on my own for now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      spider-man teaches beyonder how to shit and then they make out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dr. Doom and Galactus are defeated by realizing that their white privilege is poisoning their minds and they give all their power to Captain Marvel and She-Hulk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As unwoke as it gets

      watching Spidey walk all over the X-Men was itself worth the price of admission.

      I was team X at the time but this was righteous

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    watching Spidey walk all over the X-Men was itself worth the price of admission.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Publishers benefit the most from this, they earn extra money from tie-in products and can still have more control over the creative process. It's really bad for writers as they are forced to tie their story with the main event.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just like SJWS trying to force critical race theory into schools

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The original Secret Wars didn't have additional tie-in comics created for it, it just caused some status quo changes for books, most of which were things like Spider-Man's alien costume, Ben staying behind on Battleworld, and She-Hulk moving from the Avengers to the F4, that the writers seemed to be on board with. The only real exception was Shooter using Secret Wars to force Colossus to break up with Kitty on the grounds of Jesus Christ, Claremont, she's 14.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The series is best known for the toys

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But the comic itself wasn't all about promoting the toys, it didn't feature any of the vehicles or the playset. The only real toy shilling it does is to feature the new costumes for Spider-Man and Doctor Doom. The second wave of toys was mostly made up of characters that the comic didn't even feature.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Some characters received preferential treatment there.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >But the comic itself wasn't all about promoting the toys, it didn't feature any of the vehicles or the playset.
            It would have been funny if it had.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I thought Contest of Champions was the toy one

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They both were, one of the big toy companies had bought marvel and wanted them to do a comic featuring all of the most popular heros so they could release them all under a single line

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To Claremont's credit he integrated this into the plotline and made it work.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was a legacy of the period of the writer/editor. I’m not much of a shooter fan, but he did the right thing there. Some guys just can’t be trusted. In his defense, Claremont probably saw similar relationships while he was growing up. My own mother married at 17.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I read it 14 years ago, I liked it, art was OK, I liked villains characters more than heroes, Molecule man was top notch.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    which one?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was fun, albeit failed to really do much with the villains outside of Klaw and Doom. But then again it was a glorified toy commercial.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked what happened with Molecule Man too, and I fapped to Enchantress.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I read it when it came out. Not the worst thing Shooter wrote but it was mercenary plotwise: he wanted toy companies to make figures to compete with DC's Super Heroes line, but manufacturers told him they wouldn't commit to making a large number of figures unless he could guarantee kids bought the entire line. When he asked "well how do I do that," they told him to make a title that crossed over someone from every other title. And so the crossover event cancer began.
    Lots of good stuff came out of it: Spider-Man's black costume, splitting up Peter and Kitty before the Comics Code Authority had to get involved, highlighting The Wrecking Crew, Doom having his most important character arc, and Volcana awakening my love for thick maternal ladies. Also Titania.
    It's a genuinely enjoyable read.

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