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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sneedfeld

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No Chuck for you!

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kramer’s peaches

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i live where those peaches come from and I never heard anyone talk about them outside of seinfeld and my dad reference the episode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kramers pretzels.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Calzone one has an winning edge with Kramer using the oven and a drying machine.

      I love how Kramer drops the peach on the counter.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's Kramer arguing with the Italian guy in gibberish and then tapping his foot on the counter.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Calzone one has an winning edge with Kramer using the oven and a drying machine.

        I completely agree with you and I love how Kramer uses a shitload of coins to try to pay for his jeans being warmed up in that episode because it reminds me of me because I have a shitload of coins in my house and I often use those coins to buy things just to get rid of those coins, much to the annoyance of retail wagies.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based coinman

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >much to the annoyance of retail wagies.
          What? You're basically doing them a favor- they'll have a shitton of coins to make change for those $x.99 prices etc

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it'd have to be the calzone. Not to say the other food is bad, it's just that George does such a good job describing its deliciousness.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eggplant just sounds gross in a calzone to me but im kinda basic with my calzones

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you had deep fried eggplant?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, but I did stay at a hollyday inn, and I have seen those videos where an african gets a lit tire put around their neck.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Try an eggplant parmesan sometime, very good.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        eggplant parm stromboli/stuffed bread at a pizzeria is the breasts, never tried it in a 'zone though would probably be good with that ruh-gott (ricotta for you non eye ties) kinda similar in taste to a eggplant rollatini

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >eggplant parm stuffed bread
          shop rite (if youre an east coaster) makes a bangin one, they make pretty good italian foods for a grocery store bakery

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can confirm.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I miss this shit
            nobody outside of the east coast knows how to make a fricking sandwich

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              apparently not even yourself

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're not even tasting eggplant at that point, just grease and carbs. May as well leave it out altogether.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >eggplant
        I've never had eggplant in a calzone either. If I'm gonna have eggplant it'll be a simple eggplant Parm sub. But the concept of an eggplant calzone sounds good to me

        I've only eaten calzone in one place and it was pretty much just a pizza folded over.

        >pizza folded over
        you're not wrong. It's an alternative pizza experience.

        This
        >The pita pocket prevents it from dripping! THE PITA POCKET!

        This anon gets it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've only eaten calzone in one place and it was pretty much just a pizza folded over.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > it was pretty much just a pizza folded over
        That’s what it is. Though better calzone uses ingredients that cook a bit differently inside that bread oven. You get a juicier texture on cheese and mushrooms or veggies because you’re saving the moisture, versus cooking it dry with a broiled top.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This
      >The pita pocket prevents it from dripping! THE PITA POCKET!

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JAMBALAYA

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the marbled rye

      tie between these

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the marbled rye

      we dip the marbled rye into the soup nazi's jambalaya and solve the jerry-newman dispute once and for all

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which dispute?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe not a dispute but mutual animosity.
          The man himself breaks it down in this interview.

          ?t=77

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the marbled rye

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I almost choked to death laughing when I first saw that scene.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beat me to it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SHUT UP YA OLD BAG

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She really was kinda being a b***h 2b tbh

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            $50 for a loaf of bread? Yeah she was just being a b***h. Greatest generation my ASS.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the first one that came to mind

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Junior Mint of course.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kenny rogers chicken

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mr marbles being a living dummy is the best part

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Terrified Jerry whispering "...Mister Marbles..." never fails to crack me up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they really had me convinced that the chicken was delicious irl, newman eating it was delectable

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Porn addicts are even more pathetic than drug addicts.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It turns out it's a real restaurant. But in Southeast Asian.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The american restaurants went bankrupt; filipinos, however, love anything American so they’re keeping it alive!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I go to the Philippines ever few years to frick ladyboy prostitutes and I noticed how big RC Cola is over there. Like there are RC Cola ads fricking everywhere, almost as big a Coca Cola.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It started out in America. First ones were on the south and they were pretty widespread for a while.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone looks so happy, must be good chicken

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      industrial """""chicken""""" loaded with steroids and antibiotics? nah thanks. enjoy your cancer

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everything causes cancer, moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love these

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I tried to stick to the better ones rather than dumping all of them

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the abolition of man and woman

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when Jerry starts to copy Kramer personality is one of my favorite Seinfeld moment ever

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    George is right, Pepsi is way better than any wine.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. And the shrimp was the best food.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      crazy how much im like George of all characters considering ive been a drug and alcohol abuser since I was 13 and hes based on Larry who seems to have done less drugs and alcohol than almost any famous person

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Crazy how American addictis always inject their bullshit into the most mundane conversations as though being a loser gives them some kind of earned perspective

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i was gonna make fun of you for being a sheltered foreigner but ill just say yes i do in fact have a perspective that not many people can understand especially because so many drug abusers become absolute fiends and those aren't even remotely similar to us professional addicts

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Spoken like every single self important recovering addict I've ever met.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Larry who seems to have done less drugs and alcohol than almost any famous person

        he doesn't so drugs because he's addicted to Cheryl Hines' ass instead

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Larry is an ass man.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hey ass-y

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would be the one telling him I'm very excited about the Pepsi.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably either the calzone or the soup nazi. The Junior Mint episode is also a classic.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the big salad and the whole alternate universe plot

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the eclair george ate out of the trash can

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The trash eclaire is by far the most memed so clearly it must be the best.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    iduno you guys, I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the cured meats.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The trash eclaire is by far the most memed so clearly it must be the best.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cartwright.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where George can only have sex while eating.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where George mixes sex and food

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. If I find me a chick with a sense of humor we're totally gonna frick while eating Jersey Mike's

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would she need a sense of humor about that? It should make her soggy if she's worth a damn

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know the Chunky who left those Chunkys!

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY were those pretzels making him so fricking thirsty?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Salted pretzels.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ANOTHER ROUND OF STRAWBERRY FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS!!

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one where George is a turbo autist over Twix.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I started eating twix because of that episode, they're great.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    george's shrimp wienertail

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when george mixes sex and food
    HO HO YOU ARE HOT TONIGHT

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The israelite fears the eggs and lobster

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chocolate bobka

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's babka. Babka and kasha (kasza) are traditional Polish foods and because of Seinfeld everyone think they're israeli.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf there's like over a dozen food related episodes mentioned here and they're all absolute kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like Poppie could make a pretty mean pie if it tasted "perfect" even with poopie Poppie particles

      I'd never considered how many incorporated food before this thread, really is a shit ton

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hygiene aside, that duck sounded like it would be amazing

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is even more succulent than I had hoped.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Jerry doesn't realize that all restaurants are disgusting
        he has eaten far worse without even knowing

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't that the reason Audrey refused to eat the pie at Monk's?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's heavily implied that's the case, because George does the same head shake when he knows the meal in another restaurant has been poisoned.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's not implied at all since she goes back and eats pie there later in the episode

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >LOOK TO THE COOKIE
        >It's like David Duke and Farrakhan down there.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this the same actress that plays the eva girl in the limo?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Huh, so it is

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the first poppie episode is the correct answer.
        it starts out with jerry upset his date wouldnt taste pie.
        he thinks its weird and then all of them go on to be in a situation where they dont want to taste the pie.
        poor george got that suit and upset the chef. he chose to lose the job offer rather than become violently ill. I wonder if that was the right call

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Turns out it was a show about food all along.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Swordfish fron Mendy's

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now that's a meal!

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's not a pizza until you pull it out of the oven!
    >it's a pizza from the minute you pound your fists into the dough
    bravo, bravo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ngl, I saw this ep the other day and it finally realised what the pizza making scene was about. Not sure how I missed it, since they're fricking talking about abortion in the episode.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I finally*

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all the diner food, the chicken salad sandwich sounds so good

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shout out to the big salad.
    picrel

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the one where Jerry accidentally kills his new GFs dog, and then Jerry and Kramer eat it to try and hide the evidence. I'm surprised that one didn't come up in the finale.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP said best plot-central food, not food-central plot. And that was a dream episode. They did reference it in the clip show, though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now I want to see a peep show crossover. imagine george and mark trying to see who is the most pathetic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what would super hans and kramer get up to?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          super hans would want to take in all the sites, so they'd go to the 9/11 memorial

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Streaming all of curb at

    Bongstream.live /tree

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pog

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snickers bar with fork

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i am eating my desert. how do you eat it, with your hands?
      That's gold Jerry.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saw somebody on the street eating M&Ms with a spoon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You saw me, Black person. And you're lucky you survived the encounter.
        Next time you see me eating me M and Ms, you better pray I don't sense the b***h radiating off you and rape that hole

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          M&Ms are for pussies. Chads eat skittles

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I always thought Skittles eaters looked like b***hes. To be honest, the kind of guy who thinks eating Skittles looks cool is probably the kind of twink homosexual that I'd frick if I met him in a dark alley. I can just imagine myself overpowering him, growing erect as he quivers in fear of a real man. I could probably secure both his wrists with one hand, and pull his pants down to his thighs with the other. I'd enter him missionary, to complete my dominance of him.
            See, men enter each other from behind bent over like animals blindly following their instincts. But a woman, a woman you enter while facing her. You look her in the eye to watch the look in her face as she takes your length. I'd do the same with this gay. I'd slip myself inside his tight hole, and jackhammer that shit until his prostate was throbbing with pleasure. Honest to God, it would give me perverse pleasure to watch his eyes roll into the back of his head as I flooded his boyhole with cum, and then went back to my life of enjoying spoon-fed M&Ms as a dank midday snack

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Enjoy your titanium dioxide chad

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                meant for

                M&Ms are for pussies. Chads eat skittles

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What if I eat Reese's pieces

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you aight white boy

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what about Nerds. i could eat that with a spoon maybe. i haven't eaten candy in a coons age though

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I eat peanuts with a spoon while playing vidya so I don't get grease and salt over my peripherals

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i am eating my desert. how do you eat it, with your hands?
      That's gold Jerry.

      Best subplot of any episode. Love the way it spreads around the whole town.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The shrimps for George's jerk store set up. Its so unnecessary.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm thawing some frozen shrimp right now!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a gag like that doesnt stand out to me in the episode but thinking back the image of the huge shrimp on the table and george stuffing his mouth is one of the funniest things i can imagine

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats why I love it, it isn't the main focus nor explicitly mentioned by anyone, yet it makes the entire scene and technically "is" central to the plot. Its the only "food" in seinfeld that makes me laugh simply for being there.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jery get uber eats
    >gerge get doordash
    >elan get takeaway
    >kram is doordash driver

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>elan get takeaway
      But that was literally an episode. When she couldn't order because they'd only deliver to the other side of the street she was on. And she pretended to live in a janitor's closet.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But in this episode she actually gets her takeaway.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm American, but I have never seen this candy. I first heard of it through Seinfeld. Maybe it's an East Coast thing.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always wanted to try the black and white cookie

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seinfeld always puts me in the mood for a Snickers/Twix, fried chicken, eclairs, and typical NY diner fare

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also a nice Rye loaf

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason eating takeout always puts me in a Seinfeld watching mood even though it doesn't even happen that often in the show.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't work in the rain

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kramer buying high quality mango

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shower salad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hey buddy

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the Pez

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Newman declaring war on Jerry for ruining the "non-fat" yogurt

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Newman wins in the end

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always wanted to go to Dinky's Donuts to see Joe DiMaggio

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not the best but to this day I will say
    >Ovaltine? Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round - they should call it roundtine
    to myself whenever I see Ovaltine IRL

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Abus restaurant

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a JUNIOR mint!

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anytime Sue Ellen Mischke aka the bra-less wonder aka the heiress to the Oh Henry candy bar fortune made an appearance.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bra-less wonde
      But she's wearing one in the pic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As a shirt

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Should've been called the shirtless wonder, no?

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Feels like an Arby's night.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >assaulting a customer
    We got him boys

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    George eat garbage

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    snickers

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black and white cookie

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would say the succulent duck except for poppy rubbing his dick on it.

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Mango as an erectile dysfunction cure is up there.

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could Kramer have gotten away with taking just one or two lobsters? There’s no way anyone would have noticed right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cleaning out the entire trap was a bit much.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The israelite fears the eggs and lobster

      also lobster, but for the manhands jerry dated

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to the soup nazi. what do you homosexuals want?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One soup for me, please

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Large mushroom barley, with bread.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crab bisque or Mulligatawny.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mulligatawny is fun to say.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sure is. It's the "salsa" of soups.

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a Drakes coffee cake, the big ones

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's your big boy.

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He should've taken the eclair out of the trash and placed on the counter. Then after checking that the coast was still clear, eat it from the counter like it was there all along.

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kramer complains about fruit
    >gets banned
    >asks Jerry to buy him fruit
    >Jerry also gets banned
    What the frick was Kramer’s problem?

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the muffin tops by far
    top of the muffin TO YOU
    no one wants the tops
    newman eats it

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cinnamon babka > chocolate babka

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stupid Seinfelds missing Mrs. Costanza's paella

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Estelle's bologna sandwiches looked nice. No idea why no one wanted any, especially Kramer

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When Jerry and George and Kramer fought over which pizza really was the Original Rays in "The Slices."

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mountain climbing PB&J

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      historically inaccurate

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fusilli Jerry

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know where I can watch seinfeld online, to avoid having to download every season?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      123series (dot) nl (slash) tv (slash) seinfeld-0007

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks man, the site I was using seemed to have been taken down or something.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://watchseinfeld.com/episode-watch/seinfeld-3x16/

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cinnamon babka is no lesser babka

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f mutton
    >no results

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      came here to post this
      also came here to post the hottest girl, the awkward pause scene gets me BRICKED

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would anyone eat a calzone when panzerottis exist?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, looks like an Italian empanada

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        panzerotti are just calzones that are fried and have more spice

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Its fat free its so good for you!
    Timeless

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >soup
    >not a meal
    you're not one of THOSE, are you Cinemaphile?

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eating lunch with co-workers is a nightmare. I'm already spending the entire day with these fricks, can't I get an hour of peace?

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that time Jerry said Salsa

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Elaine wants to have sex again and all you wanna do is watch the game in peace

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >let's break up
      >okay

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ovaltine

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