I often imagine that if Seinfeld had not been canceled, the stories would've gotten incredibly ludicrous as it progressed, culminating with season 15's multi-episode story arc of the gang going to Mars
>he GAPED me Jerry >he gaped you? >wide as the grand canyon >i can't believe this... was he spongeworthy? >he didn't even try for that hole jerry, just bent me over, face down in the mattress and gaped me as wide as a sinkhole >i swear if he jumped in he could have ended up in china! >i can't believe you got gaped >by the time we were done, his whole apartment hallway reeked of ass
(george enters) >Whats going on? >Elaine got gaped >Jerrryy don't tell him that (georges stares and breathes heavily) you were gaped? I can't believe this >Whats the problem >do you know how long l've tried to gape a woman? >I'm lucky if I can spread at all!
(kramer bursts in) >elaine got gaped on the first date!
(kramer bends down and sniffs) >oh yeah, that's a gape
Elaine has to use her contraceptive sponges sparingly
Kenny Rogers opens a chicken restaurant across from Kramer’s apartment
George likes to eat calzones
Jerry’s girlfriend breaks up with him when she sees him scratching his nose, mistakenly thinking he was picking it
Kramer gets banned from a fruit shop
>Kramer falls into the sewer with George but actually likes it >starts spending time in there on purpose >"I'm tellin ya Jerry, it's a great place to reflect."
he comes across the “mole people”
>mole people?
>mole people, Jerry
>*George’s desire to go back to the sewer increases*
>they made me their king, Jerry, I was their God!
And they never show the mole people, but they are voiced by Larry David
>GEORGE COME BACK
>George falls in love with a mole lady
>mole lady?
>yes a mole lady, Jerry
>no, I don’t care for moles. That’s a deal breaker, biff
Simpsons did it, Simpsons did it!
Nobody gives a shit about SIMPsons.
Don't have a cow, man
>and has to escape
...has to?
i choose NOT to escape the sewers
Elaine meets a really handsome guy but he's two inches shorter than her. She later dumps him when he reveals he's also younger than him.
fund it
I often imagine that if Seinfeld had not been canceled, the stories would've gotten incredibly ludicrous as it progressed, culminating with season 15's multi-episode story arc of the gang going to Mars
Costanza buy iPad
jery falls into the backrooms
Elaine gets raped
elaine gets gaped
>he gaped me, Jerry!
frick it i’ll post it let me get my laptop
>he GAPED me Jerry
>he gaped you?
>wide as the grand canyon
>i can't believe this... was he spongeworthy?
>he didn't even try for that hole jerry, just bent me over, face down in the mattress and gaped me as wide as a sinkhole
>i swear if he jumped in he could have ended up in china!
>i can't believe you got gaped
>by the time we were done, his whole apartment hallway reeked of ass
(george enters)
>Whats going on?
>Elaine got gaped
>Jerrryy don't tell him that (georges stares and breathes heavily) you were gaped? I can't believe this
>Whats the problem
>do you know how long l've tried to gape a woman?
>I'm lucky if I can spread at all!
(kramer bursts in)
>elaine got gaped on the first date!
(kramer bends down and sniffs)
>oh yeah, that's a gape
>george isn’t turned on by the story but instead feels inadequate
whoever wrote this got it right
Tfw Larry David lurks Cinemaphile
Elaine has to use her contraceptive sponges sparingly
Kenny Rogers opens a chicken restaurant across from Kramer’s apartment
George likes to eat calzones
Jerry’s girlfriend breaks up with him when she sees him scratching his nose, mistakenly thinking he was picking it
Kramer gets banned from a fruit shop
Elaine gets "the ick"
that term reminds me of their nasty “down there” parts
Kramer starts streaming
Kramer calls a chat member a Black person and tells his mods to ban him while streaming.
He was 100% in the right.
>Kramer falls into the sewer with George but actually likes it
>starts spending time in there on purpose
>"I'm tellin ya Jerry, it's a great place to reflect."