Seinfeld, kino or bino?

Seinfeld, kino or bino?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    george likes his kramer Hispanicy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a broad newman

      Post your favourite Episode

      The proposal

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no doubt kino

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do you double dip George bros?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      hes kuwabara

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >YURAMESHI DID YOU DOUBLE DIP

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I do
      But I spin the chip so an untainted bit touched the dip

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        thats like putting your whole hand into the dip
        plus you are getting your mouth germs on your hands for the next chip

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That’s like putting your whole cock in the dip

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i take the dip with me. It becomes my personal dip.
      This way i can offer it to others but the implication is that it's contaminated already and it's your choice to take it.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    George really was the character in Seinfeld who asked the audience the real questions, do you or dont you?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      At home, alone, I would.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Post your favourite Episode

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >ep without Kramer
      >favorite

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Kramer is great but it doesnt mean you cant enjoy an episode wtihout him

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >ep without kramer
        >kramer doesn’t care
        >ep without george
        >alexander threatens to quit the show

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like the one where Jerry selfishly takes that guy's space pen

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a bad extra in the show? Everyone hates susan but she annoys George so much its kino

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I hate Jerry’s rival comedian

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Banya or the cost guy
            >you better move this parked car before I bust you up!
            >Jerry! Famous people reacting to traffic through time

            I love both. Esp the mentor going out with Banya kek

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              *coat

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Banya deserved a fucking decapitation

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He was offered it!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >favorite episode is a bottle episode
      Interesting choice

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Bottle episodes are peak kino

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Got any other bottle episode recommendations? Just found out about them recently and I'm oddly fascinated

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Parking garage, the car dealership is kinda, some later episodes feel like they're only at Monks and the apartment, maybe the limo... Set wise but new characters. The baby shower kinda since its mainly Jerry's apartment. But it's mainly just the parking garage Chinese restaurant, and car dealership I think

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite episode is where Kramer trys to bluepill little kids on communism while dressed as santa and also the episode where George starts a trend where everyone starts eating snickers with silverware

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My favorites are any that have schemes involving newman and kramer
      That actor is amazing he's funny as hell in 3rd rock from the sun as well

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The opera

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The older i get the more this hits home

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      if it helps, I have a wife and child and I still feel like I'm doing nothing with my life

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I like to read the /misc/ catalog

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What people considered wasting time in the 90s would be a fulfilled life today

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You could still waste time on the internet in the 90s. You might have paid by the hour for it. Channel surfing was a big time suck

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Seinfeld is overrated

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kino of the highest order and I love Elaine with all my heart she is so cute and lovable

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Elaine is a bitch lol no group of guy friends would include her unless they were all taking turns fucking her

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Try spending some time off the internet zoomie

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I bet you got turned down by someone who looks like her, take a chill pill

          lmao can't tell if terminal simps or females

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Neither bro, but you are clearly an incel

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              okay lol you're right elaine isn't a bitch she's never a petty, catty, argumentative cunt on the show

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                She is those things, but you are clearly an incel

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >state that a character is a bitch
                >nuh-uh incel
                >list the bitchy qualities she possesses
                >well ok but you're an incel
                YWNBAW and you look more like Newman than Elaine chudmoron

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You should like try going outside and talking to real people incel.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Hatchet wound

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You just spend all day thinking about trannies or something? You might be one

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I bet you got turned down by someone who looks like her, take a chill pill

          Neither bro, but you are clearly an incel

          You will never be a woman

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You ever go a night without thinking about trannies?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Only on furry nights.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            good

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I bet you got turned down by someone who looks like her, take a chill pill

          He's right, she's a cunt
          A beautiful cunt but still a cunt, betas

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you got turned down by someone who looks like her, take a chill pill

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You are rewatching Seinfeld, right?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I am actually watching it for the first time. Season 1 and 2 were pretty boring, but I think it got better with Season 3

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        season 1 and 2 are the normie filters

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yea for sure Jerrys standup in the first season was fucking horrible
        They drop it entirely by the end season

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Filtrationized

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            He's right about the stand up
            The show is hilarious, Seinfeld's actual stand up shows are horrible

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Have you seen these filtered anons, have you seen these? They're actually making anons who don't enjoy kino Seinfeld comedy.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          found the dog walking poop slave

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There will come a time where you'll love season 2, even 1 in its own way

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kino but I totally understand zoomers not understanding anything in the 90s. Pre-internet life, going out with friends, not knowing somebodys politics and religious beliefs, actually calling out peoples bullshit in person rather than some passive aggressive facebook post, etc etc

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >not knowing somebodys politics and religious beliefs
      Man i miss when people just kept that shit to themselves

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Seinfeld just makes me happy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      in many ways I am Costanza

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GOAT comedy

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    show me a single funny clip from this retarded show. and no, the soup nazi wasn't funny.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      funny how?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's

      >character is so full of sovl that his catchphrase is merely saying "hello"

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Been my favourite TV show since I was a kid

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bald bros.........

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      L I V E

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    George is my role model
    That guy has life figured out by season 7

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >walks around topless
      >dumps George and drives home in the middle of the night the second she finds out he has a small cock

      I love this crazy slut like you wouldn’t believe. How much would you bet that she found a fat cock to sit on that very night?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you thinking about cock again?

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They are all so lean and all so hairy, this is what life was like pre the interent. Seriously what have we done to the world

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        idk bro they're just hairy because they're gnomish and kramers italian

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No men just use to be hairy before modern Soi

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I still look like that

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          George is surprisingly muscular too. He's stocky more so than fat.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        then stop the sugar lobbyists anon

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    UnCut bros........

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The show was good, but it did get painfully gnomish at times

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >at times
        that's a good one, anon. must be in an understatement mood

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >nothing gets me out of bed
    >better than shitposting in your thread
    >that, that's what you're (you)ing him with? Jerry, that is so crige. It will be on Cinemaphile archive forever, you really want to namefag that
    >Youre right, Janny is like to delete the post

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do you deal with the realisation that Cinemaphile isnt the site you use to use anymore? Even Seinfeld threads just dont feel the same anymore, i just want a classic thread

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Youre here forever pal

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's the Kramer/Newman court scene.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, who was in the wrong here?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      THE MOOOOOOOOPS?

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >is relentlessly cute in your path

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Demeanor???

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    NO SOUP FOR YOU

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >on g-d what's the deal with airline food, but fr tho?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how dare you post a picture of Kramer as a chud

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The only one that looks zoomer is Jerry the rest are millenials especially george with his undercut that no one under 28 has now

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    somebody edited the laugh tracks out
    it literally turns into
    >3 evil garden gnomes fuck up everybody around them show

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Elaine's armpits.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      she cooming?

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