Seinfeld, kino or bino?
george likes his kramer Hispanicy
>it's a broad newman
Post your favourite Episode
Post your favourite Episode
no doubt kino
Do you double dip George bros?
>YURAMESHI DID YOU DOUBLE DIP
But I spin the chip so an untainted bit touched the dip
thats like putting your whole hand into the dip
plus you are getting your mouth germs on your hands for the next chip
That’s like putting your whole cock in the dip
i take the dip with me. It becomes my personal dip.
This way i can offer it to others but the implication is that it's contaminated already and it's your choice to take it.
George really was the character in Seinfeld who asked the audience the real questions, do you or dont you?
At home, alone, I would.
>ep without Kramer
Kramer is great but it doesnt mean you cant enjoy an episode wtihout him
>ep without kramer
>kramer doesn’t care
>ep without george
>alexander threatens to quit the show
I like the one where Jerry selfishly takes that guy's space pen
Is there a bad extra in the show? Everyone hates susan but she annoys George so much its kino
I hate Jerry’s rival comedian
Banya or the cost guy
>you better move this parked car before I bust you up!
>Jerry! Famous people reacting to traffic through time
I love both. Esp the mentor going out with Banya kek
Banya deserved a fucking decapitation
He was offered it!!
>favorite episode is a bottle episode
Bottle episodes are peak kino
Got any other bottle episode recommendations? Just found out about them recently and I'm oddly fascinated
Parking garage, the car dealership is kinda, some later episodes feel like they're only at Monks and the apartment, maybe the limo... Set wise but new characters. The baby shower kinda since its mainly Jerry's apartment. But it's mainly just the parking garage Chinese restaurant, and car dealership I think
My favorite episode is where Kramer trys to bluepill little kids on communism while dressed as santa and also the episode where George starts a trend where everyone starts eating snickers with silverware
My favorites are any that have schemes involving newman and kramer
That actor is amazing he's funny as hell in 3rd rock from the sun as well
The older i get the more this hits home
if it helps, I have a wife and child and I still feel like I'm doing nothing with my life
>I like to read the /misc/ catalog
What people considered wasting time in the 90s would be a fulfilled life today
You could still waste time on the internet in the 90s. You might have paid by the hour for it. Channel surfing was a big time suck
Seinfeld is overrated
kino of the highest order and I love Elaine with all my heart she is so cute and lovable
Elaine is a bitch lol no group of guy friends would include her unless they were all taking turns fucking her
Try spending some time off the internet zoomie
I bet you got turned down by someone who looks like her, take a chill pill
lmao can't tell if terminal simps or females
Neither bro, but you are clearly an incel
okay lol you're right elaine isn't a bitch she's never a petty, catty, argumentative cunt on the show
She is those things, but you are clearly an incel
>state that a character is a bitch
>list the bitchy qualities she possesses
>well ok but you're an incel
YWNBAW and you look more like Newman than Elaine chudmoron
You should like try going outside and talking to real people incel.
You just spend all day thinking about trannies or something? You might be one
You will never be a woman
You ever go a night without thinking about trannies?
Only on furry nights.
He's right, she's a cunt
A beautiful cunt but still a cunt, betas
You are rewatching Seinfeld, right?
I am actually watching it for the first time. Season 1 and 2 were pretty boring, but I think it got better with Season 3
season 1 and 2 are the normie filters
Yea for sure Jerrys standup in the first season was fucking horrible
They drop it entirely by the end season
He's right about the stand up
The show is hilarious, Seinfeld's actual stand up shows are horrible
>Have you seen these filtered anons, have you seen these? They're actually making anons who don't enjoy kino Seinfeld comedy.
found the dog walking poop slave
There will come a time where you'll love season 2, even 1 in its own way
Kino but I totally understand zoomers not understanding anything in the 90s. Pre-internet life, going out with friends, not knowing somebodys politics and religious beliefs, actually calling out peoples bullshit in person rather than some passive aggressive facebook post, etc etc
>not knowing somebodys politics and religious beliefs
Man i miss when people just kept that shit to themselves
Seinfeld just makes me happy
in many ways I am Costanza
show me a single funny clip from this retarded show. and no, the soup nazi wasn't funny.
for me, it's
>character is so full of sovl that his catchphrase is merely saying "hello"
Been my favourite TV show since I was a kid
L I V E
George is my role model
That guy has life figured out by season 7
>walks around topless
>dumps George and drives home in the middle of the night the second she finds out he has a small cock
I love this crazy slut like you wouldn’t believe. How much would you bet that she found a fat cock to sit on that very night?
Why are you thinking about cock again?
They are all so lean and all so hairy, this is what life was like pre the interent. Seriously what have we done to the world
idk bro they're just hairy because they're gnomish and kramers italian
No men just use to be hairy before modern Soi
I still look like that
George is surprisingly muscular too. He's stocky more so than fat.
then stop the sugar lobbyists anon
The show was good, but it did get painfully gnomish at times
that's a good one, anon. must be in an understatement mood
>nothing gets me out of bed
>better than shitposting in your thread
>that, that's what you're (you)ing him with? Jerry, that is so crige. It will be on Cinemaphile archive forever, you really want to namefag that
>Youre right, Janny is like to delete the post
How do you deal with the realisation that Cinemaphile isnt the site you use to use anymore? Even Seinfeld threads just dont feel the same anymore, i just want a classic thread
Youre here forever pal
For me? It's the Kramer/Newman court scene.
Realistically, who was in the wrong here?
>is relentlessly cute in your path
NO SOUP FOR YOU
>on g-d what's the deal with airline food, but fr tho?
how dare you post a picture of Kramer as a chud
The only one that looks zoomer is Jerry the rest are millenials especially george with his undercut that no one under 28 has now
somebody edited the laugh tracks out
it literally turns into
>3 evil garden gnomes fuck up everybody around them show
For me, it's Elaine's armpits.
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