Selena + Chef: HBO Max renewed the series for a fourth season

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have next to zero interest in seeing this

    Fat. Ugly. Disgusting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The weeknd and bieber can cum into a different 10/10 every hour of their lives. the fact that they both lost their minds for a 4/10 Hispanic will always be insane to me. that pussy must feel otherwordly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Suggests she's not a 4/10 and you're just an idiot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          suggest you're an incel virgin with terrible taste who has never touched a woman in his life. she looks like any fat fricking beaner you can find filling shelves at any walmart in houston. you clearly have no idea about the women these celebrities deal with/can frick.

          She definitely was a 10/10 at 18.

          >that
          >a 10/10
          you kids are cute. if that thing is a 10, then tell me what adriana lima or jennifer connelly at 18 were.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lol ok, incel

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I have low standards, therefore you're an incel
              What is this type of cope called?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                being a normal heterosexual
                what do you call your bitter incel cope? lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Most normal men aren't into giant landwhales, but you have low standards because you (correctly) perceive yourself as a low value man.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Damn that’s some incel projection you have there lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                projecting pretty hard, anon. value yourself more.

                The low value incel recoils from the truth
                >I-its normal to like giant fat hamplanets
                >I AM NOT COPING!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The low value incel recoils from the truth
                meant for

                Most normal men aren't into giant landwhales, but you have low standards because you (correctly) perceive yourself as a low value man.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The low value incel
                You already admitted that was you, anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lol you're still projecting

                >N-no u!
                Lol. Lmao, even.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no you!
                That’s all you’ve been doing, incel

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >N-no you are the one saying no you!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ironic post

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lol you're still projecting

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Based homosexual embracing his hatred of women.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Based incel pretending to be attracted to hamplanets as a cope because normal girls won't talk to him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                projecting pretty hard, anon. value yourself more.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You’re projecting way too much.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The low value incel recoils from the truth
                meant for [...]

                Pretending to be attracted to giant fattasses is a cope for low-T incel men, simple as.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >low-T incel
                So... you?

                Who do you consider attractive?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Who do you consider attractive?
                Brie Larsen.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >N-no u!
                Low IQ, low-T incel pukes up the same response yet again
                >Who are you attracted to
                This may surprise you, but outside of Shartmerica most women aren't morbidly obese

                Sounds like you're projecting your shit taste. Definitely incel behaviour.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Maybe if I say "projecting" enough, he'll stop making fun of me for settling for landwhales because I have low self-esteem

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Maybe if I say "fat" enough, he'll stop making fun of me for being an incel because I have low self-esteem

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >N-no u!
                Low IQ, low-T incel pukes up the same response yet again
                >Who are you attracted to
                This may surprise you, but outside of Shartmerica most women aren't morbidly obese

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you dodging the question?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >incel can’t into sexy girls
                kek explains a lot

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >obese
                >sexy
                Lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >incel hates women so hard he hates look at sexy ones
                LMAO

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Obese
                >Sexy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >obese
                Projecting again.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Maybe if I say "fat" enough, he'll stop making fun of me for being an incel because I have low self-esteem

                >obese
                Projecting again.

                Low-value chubby chasers absolutely seethe when they encounter any man who doesn't validate their fetish.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >man
                kek

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >anon is obsessed with calling strangers low-value
                Awful lot of projection there, anon. You have value, and it's not in trying to tear down others.

                Why do you get so upset when someone mentions that you settle for obese women because normal women don't want you?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're projecting your personal issues pretty hard, anon. What makes you want to lash out at strangers? Why are you even in a thread about something you don't like?

                I'm interested to see your answers. Will you be honest, or will you project more? Let's find out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Repeating the word "projecting" over and over isn't an argument, anon. Maybe the landwhale you settled for can explain that to you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >rejects honesty
                >chooses to attack strangers more
                What turned you against others, anon? I don't want to speculate, I want to hear from you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're really upset that people made fun of you settling for obese women in this thread, aren't you?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >people
                Anon, the voices in your head aren't other people. Who was the girl who rejected you? What made you so bitter towards women and men who have sex?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >an argument
                That’s cute you want one when you’re spazzing out and not making one lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >anon is obsessed with calling strangers low-value
                Awful lot of projection there, anon. You have value, and it's not in trying to tear down others.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            King of the Homos

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Damn he triggered you hard.

            /misc/ incels seem embittered by pretty Latinas.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >reddit spacing
              have a nice day right now.

              itt:landwhale chasers with below-ground standards think some lardass border-jumping Hispanic is "a ten". the absolute state on Cinemaphile incels.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >reddit spacing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She definitely was a 10/10 at 18.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >those legs
          >10/10
          no

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Incel

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              cry moar Selena

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          7.5 is the highest I'll go

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          definitely a 10

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just a cooking show or what? Also she got pretty chubby, watching only murders shes pretty chubbs there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She’s chubby as hell in the pics I’ve seen. Still cute tho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that makes her hotter
        I want to see everything jiggle

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Her new found chub makes her look incredible.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Patrician taste. That's the best she's looked in ages, if not ever.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I prefer dietician taste. Goddamn that's one nasty looking beaner.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The only reason Selena Gomez was thin after 19 was due to her polycystic kidney disease.
          Now with a fresh donor kidney she is now becoming the chubby goblina she was meant to be.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Y’all know where she’s from, right?
      Charles Barkley tried to warn you.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the pic

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >plump-kino
    Now you have my attention.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god dang those mexican milkies are finna make me act up fr

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hot mama
    someone be a good Cinemaphile citizen and post her hottest pics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      still waiting on this you worthless shits

      god dang those mexican milkies are finna make me act up fr

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        stop talking like a Black person and maybe someone will figure out what you're trying to say.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What in the world? Got any more of these?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I do

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What do you think it tastes like?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Like pee.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thank God mamacita embraced her curve

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How can some women still look beautiful when they're fat? Doesn't make sense

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She has babydoll looks and her breasts get outright fricking huge when she puts on weight.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want a chubby latina gf so bad, bros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/zIclOcS.jpg

      More kino incoming, bros.

      No you don’t

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i would absolutely date that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          don't be a simp, bro

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            not a simp. just know girls like that have a lot to offer (kek).
            you treat those girls right and they will do anything for you.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              She will constantly be looking for other men

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                To some degree every girl does that.
                Good thing I'm the best though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                unless you have ten wieners and infinite stamina you're still gonna be cheated on. good luck

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do you have any idea where that's been? That b***h has burned coal at LEAST 5 times. Seriously, sometimes you guys depress me. Do you have dads? Where were the positive male role models in your lives' that were supposed to tell you why you shouldn't ever stick your dick into women that look like that?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no one:

            absolutely no one:

            americans: SEX WITH BLACK GUYS!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You don't understand, it's becoming an epidemic over here in the states. White women having sex with blacks is literally "in style" right now. Like the big 80s hairstyles or crop-tops, being able to say you've been with a black dude is almost a milestone for a lot of girls these days.

              (Uber driver here; I've seen it and heard it discussed among them. Most of you wouldn't believe just how straightforward women are about their degeneracy. It's mind blowing)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why is that a problem unless you're racist

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's part of the appeal, knowing how much she's been blacked

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        after the nukes, i would take her into the plains and start a new native american society based on her. i could feed a whole tribe, she would be the tit monster goddess matriarch of the village

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this is just making me want one more

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not only could you slam frick her to saturn (if you can spread each 20LB ass cheek), and give you regular full effort blowjobs, you can revert to a 5 year old and bask in watermelon-size tit-energy. euphoric

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            t. virgin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        chubby people must smell bad. lot more sweat pores + more surface area to clean
        bitches like probably need 15-20 minutes just to scrub their boobs and cleavage. their vegana and buttholes must trap a lot of sweat with all that fat rolls.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nah every fat b***h I ever dated actually smells way better than the Grimes looking art hoes, they know they're lardasses so they have to compensate everywhere else so skincare and hygiene is really on point.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She will learn to crave breastfeeding me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        her pussy drips enchilada sauce

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >obligate her to get fit while occasionally eating delicious high calorie meals
        why not

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Need big boobgf

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The show is extremely comfy, but Selena really needs to stop eating the entirety of the meals by herself.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    youll never keep up with a hispanic girl
    their sexual appetite is bottomless. they want to cum 7 times a night every night and if you dont perform they immediately start scrolling online.
    dont say i didnt warn you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not true

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        just got done with one and yes it is true
        touch grass

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cool sample size bro

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            just got done with one doesnt mean i never had one before.
            nice comprehension skills, you deluded simp. go ahead and go through that pain, i dont care.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              thanks i will

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oh forgot to mention if you're below 6'2 don't bother trying because you don't have a chance.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i honestly don't know what kinda latinas you've been dating, bro

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                any online. they all act more or less the same.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            thanks i will

            i honestly don't know what kinda latinas you've been dating, bro

            Why is it that the people who have the least sexual experience always act like they know the most?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically. I had a latino gf some years ago during our first night we had sex for like 4 hours.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >youll never keep up with a hispanic girl
      True dat. Dated a cuban girl who I schtupped 4 times a day and she took it like a champ, never complained one bit.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >latina gets fat
    A tale as old as time

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't take her seriously anymore after seeing her piss in a cup and drink it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >drink it
      homie what

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lying, incestuous, drunk, queen of the casting couch, abortion and breast implant getting, ewok and Speedy Gonzales look-alike, hairy twat, negative ass and cancerous breast having, born into poverty from an underage illegal mother, wigger loving, dog fricking, unborn sibling murdering, beached whale, herpes infected, pedo prostitute prostitute prostitute prostitute!

    >What? Oh brother. He’s little. He’s like my little brother. That’s weird to me.

    Lies!

    >I said, ‘Dad, I want a promise ring.’ He went to the church and got it blessed. He actually used me as an example for other kids. I’m going to keep my promise to myself, to my family and to God.

    Lies!

    >Selena Gomez Tries To Get More Boyfriends!…much younger ones that is.
    >Selena Gomez tries to lay down the charm on a little boy as he stops by one of her signings at KMart for her new Dream Out Loud collection.
    >The 19-year-old actress shared in the video, “One of my favorite things to do at my meet and greets anywhere is if there is a little boy under the age of 10, I like to make them feel very awkward. It’s the cutest thing in the whole world.”
    >Selena added when one was so embarrassed he walked away, “What can I say? I scare the boys away (laughs).”

    Pedo!

    >Turns out that Not So Innocent was the queen of the quickie when it came to oral

    Fake, lying prostitute!

    >I was like, 'I want to be in your movie' and he auditioned me for like an hour or two hours and it was awesome

    Casting couch prostitute!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what is your problem?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My girlfriend was a huge Selena Gomez fan and she dumped me, and I blame Selena's music and lifestyle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >scaring the potential gay boys away for simping a girl at ten, making them straight later in life

      based?

      she's like the sir alec guiness of pop music

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        keyed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      keep posting, you're repulsive and people need to know that christgays unironically think like this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dilate

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Latinas are very loyal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bullshit /misc/ meme.
      theyre not loyal at all unless youre super alpha and threaten to beat their ass.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "CHEF" ?? SO they put her in a show called Chef and she got fat, how about we pitch her a show called " JOGGING ".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She'll lose the breasts, though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >jogging

      Then she'd just end up getting shot by local homeowners.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah she aint that kind of jogger

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post fatlena

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dream of being with a women who looks like this.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dated a girl like this for a couple years but fricked it up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Happens to the best of us.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a month after we split i came back here. felt weird.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Never found her face attractive.
    >Puts on a little weight and suddenly has massive breasts.
    >Now I'd frick her.

    Go figure.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Selena is looking better than ever. Giving me Vanessa Hudgens in Spring Breakers vibes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you do realize Selena was also in Spring Breakers?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I see she's moving on to bigger rolls

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Selena Gomez in Waverly Place was my childhood crush.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She will the next BIG star, they said

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this happen to cute latinas...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the show. She's cooking 3-course meals that her elderly housemates won't eat and her friends leave right after she's done.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It happens to 95% of cute latinas the nanosecond they turn 25.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Creampie her now

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED to see her pregnant

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Be the change you want to see in the world anon

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    watching her now and seehing how she destroyed her body is so fricking hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she didn't destroy her body she just put on some weight

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is the gamble you take when you start dating a latina

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This is the gamble you take when you start dating a latina
        The one thing I hate is when girls show you a picture of themselves before they got fat in a desperate attempt to get you to date them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have zero empathy for fat women.

          Some girls are 6'3, some have busted asymmetrical faces, some are brown. But if the only thing standing between you and being attractive is six months of not shoveling junk food into your mouth, don't expect anyone to feel even remotely bad for you when Chad's not interested.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >those birthing hips

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had a fat mexican girl with that exact same body chasing me for awhile, then she married an ex-con and quit calling me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish she wasn’t obviously insecure about her weight gain because she keeps trying to hide it with ugly clothes like in the pic here. Imagine her in a two piece bikini on the right bros..

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had a Latina wife for whom 70% of her body fat went to her breasts.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish she was this sexy in the other episodes, nothing else nearly as revealing

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick, she looks actually better after gaining a little more weight.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mas tetas en el edificio. Am i rite boyos?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she cute

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She’s filling in nicely

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she is hot in all forms

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FOUR fricking seasons and not a single piece of coom material? WTF!

    Nobody watches celeb cooking shows for recipes. Some prostitutes just don't get it. That's why ya gotta respect the ones that do.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      10/10

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