What do you need a pen for? What kind of pens do you typically use? This pen is perfectly fine for average use, but if I knew more about the things you write I could recommend an even better pen
>ok so im going to murder you but the only thing im going to use is this pen >if you buy then pen ill never murder you >you have 45 secconds to make an offer i cant refust without moveing your lips
>"look at this pen" >"now, make me an offer for it" >"I'm going to start screaming until you make me an acceptable offer" >start screeching and screaming until he makes an offer
Simple as
He did though. When he taught all those dorks at the penny stock place how to scam people. It was about taking something they know is boring and worthless, then talking it up with fancy snazzy language like it's the next big thing and they're getting an amazing deal, even to the point of pure fabrication and fraud. He's a shit person and it's the same reason no one can trust ads and there's so much spam these days. Everyone of these morally bakrupt people trying to trick you so they can get there's and normal people just get a headache of mistrust and annoyance.
Assuming that I am targeting the urban demographic, I would run an ad that says something like "Yo this a pretty good pen homie, you should buy it."
Pick whichever gorilla is the most famous one at the moment, pretend that they know how to read and write, and bam you did it
>in the next 5 minutes your gunna need that pen to write my contract >now im not selling you a pen im selling you a dream >this is the american dream >that i can buy some hunk of shit that nobody needs and 5minutes later itl be worth 500k a year >now you can buy the pen or ill walk out of this room
>Sell you this pen? >You think I'm some kinda salesmen? >I'm here to amuse you? >Is that what I am to you? >How bout I take this pen and shove it up your ass
The building shakes, the ground rumbles, and from the sand I summon a 10,000 seat New Dehli click farm.
Each one has a couple dozen sock puppets. They find and tag celebrities with that pen and leave fake 5 star Amazon reviews among a MLM pyramid scheme.
I sell a million pens for every star in the sky. Commodity markets dry up. We reach peak oil. Humans starve. Earth dies.
>See this pen Cinemaphile? >"Yea" >What can it be used for? >"Writing" >Writing like wha, like cheques, notes and wage slips?" >"Yea, I guess"
Well Cinemaphile, if you buy this pen, we can FINALLY fill out the jannies wageslip, THUS solidfying the DOUBLING of their wages, because after all, they deserve it.
>pens are used for writing, am I right in saying this? How's your internet holding up btw >"oh shit, my internet went down" >Right.... And when was the last time you wrote out the N word.
>pens are used for writing, am I right in saying this? How's your internet holding up btw >"oh shit, my internet went down" >Right.... And when was the last time you wrote out the N word.
>okay >you see that napkin >I want you to write frick Black folk and frick jannies on it >I don't have a pen >throws pen down on table >supply and demand
Take this pen and shove it up your ugly ass. That's right, shove it up your ugly ass. Then write me a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfricker!
He didn't do anything wrong. Dumb people gave him their money but it's not like he forced them at gunpoint to do so. All he told them is they might get some money back but he didn't guarantee they'd be rich and put it in writing or anything.
The ballpoint design dispenses ink quickly and precisely making for faster writing ability and saving you lots of time compared to the cheaper options. The comparatively fast write time of the pen makes for less hand cramps and an a cleaner appearance on the paper.
jews have conspired to keep this pen out of your hands
Black folk have said that the permeance of pen is white supremacy
the indian fears the pen
but i am before you
It's the pen Leonardo DiCaprio had in Wolf of Wall Street.
Using this pen will make your dick bigger.
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I dunno. Im a lil skeptical on that. I'm gonna have to talk to my wife about it.
What do you need a pen for? What kind of pens do you typically use? This pen is perfectly fine for average use, but if I knew more about the things you write I could recommend an even better pen
i'd hire you as a sales rep tbqh
>may I see it?
Then just keep it.
No, how about YOU sell ME this watch
>ABC
>Always
>Be
>Selling
>ABC
I didnt get this one
Of course you didn't
>A - always
>B - be
>C - celling
It's a biology joke. Basically if your cells stop replicating you die
sir, you are allowed to try them on, but you cannot leave the store until the watch is paid for.
This pen will make it so the rest of your life is the happy part after the credits of a movie.
Pens are for people who don’t make mistakes, but since your here take a few pencils for your parents. No charge.
Sell me...these dubs.
Im not buying those, haha.
Here's mine, I'll give them to you for... FREE.
chekum
Amateurs.
Embarrassing
WITNESSSED AHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Ehummm*
*coughs*
Very Nice
meant for
as well haha
>not checking bog trips
You homosexuals are playing a dangerous game
check my counteroffer
>ok so im going to murder you but the only thing im going to use is this pen
>if you buy then pen ill never murder you
>you have 45 secconds to make an offer i cant refust without moveing your lips
d d did i go to jail?
>hey want to join the pen 15 club
so easy
>"look at this pen"
>"now, make me an offer for it"
>"I'm going to start screaming until you make me an acceptable offer"
>start screeching and screaming until he makes an offer
Simple as
EEEEEERRRRREERRHHHHH
I hate this grifter Becuase he never actually showed how to sell
He did though. When he taught all those dorks at the penny stock place how to scam people. It was about taking something they know is boring and worthless, then talking it up with fancy snazzy language like it's the next big thing and they're getting an amazing deal, even to the point of pure fabrication and fraud. He's a shit person and it's the same reason no one can trust ads and there's so much spam these days. Everyone of these morally bakrupt people trying to trick you so they can get there's and normal people just get a headache of mistrust and annoyance.
Hey! Check out this L337 gamer pen.
fr fr, no cap, sheeeesh, mongus, on god...
Assuming that I am targeting the urban demographic, I would run an ad that says something like "Yo this a pretty good pen homie, you should buy it."
Pick whichever gorilla is the most famous one at the moment, pretend that they know how to read and write, and bam you did it
>in the next 5 minutes your gunna need that pen to write my contract
>now im not selling you a pen im selling you a dream
>this is the american dream
>that i can buy some hunk of shit that nobody needs and 5minutes later itl be worth 500k a year
>now you can buy the pen or ill walk out of this room
"You can have it for free"
Now imagine if it were an oil pen full of weed man but you can still write with it
Give me all your money and I won't stab you to death with this pen.
robbery chads rise up
Hello sir. Would you like to make a direct contribution to the No More LGBT Org?
We hand out a free pen to every individual who makes a contribution.
>Sell you this pen?
>You think I'm some kinda salesmen?
>I'm here to amuse you?
>Is that what I am to you?
>How bout I take this pen and shove it up your ass
you had one job
you've already bought it like the moron you are
The building shakes, the ground rumbles, and from the sand I summon a 10,000 seat New Dehli click farm.
Each one has a couple dozen sock puppets. They find and tag celebrities with that pen and leave fake 5 star Amazon reviews among a MLM pyramid scheme.
I sell a million pens for every star in the sky. Commodity markets dry up. We reach peak oil. Humans starve. Earth dies.
>This pen is for sale if your interested. Let me know if you have any questions, I'll be over here.
That is what sales should be. Frick pushy sales people
But you already own it.
For every pen you buy 15% of the proceeds goes to support taking food and clothing away from poor African nations in need.
>See this pen Cinemaphile?
>"Yea"
>What can it be used for?
>"Writing"
>Writing like wha, like cheques, notes and wage slips?"
>"Yea, I guess"
Well Cinemaphile, if you buy this pen, we can FINALLY fill out the jannies wageslip, THUS solidfying the DOUBLING of their wages, because after all, they deserve it.
who and for to do I believe??
I can not for to know..
>pens are used for writing, am I right in saying this? How's your internet holding up btw
>"oh shit, my internet went down"
>Right.... And when was the last time you wrote out the N word.
If you need to write something this pen will perform that function.
How many do you want?
>okay
>you see that napkin
>I want you to write frick Black folk and frick jannies on it
>I don't have a pen
>throws pen down on table
>supply and demand
he's creating urgency..!
I like Henry Zebrowski but hearing him talk about ‘being on the set with Leo’ was painful
No. It's not for sale.
I'll kick you squaaa in the nuts if you don't
Oh, sweet. Free pen. Thanks man.
Take this pen and shove it up your ugly ass. That's right, shove it up your ugly ass. Then write me a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfricker!
FRICK YOU BALTIMORE
She sat on it for 2 seconds
The pen made her bogged? No thanks!
I had an interviewer ask me something similar for an entry level sales job at electronics store. Fricking homosexual.
I once applied for a job at Applebees and the manager slid a piece of paper over and said here's what we can offer you and the paper just said 8
Should have turned it sideways, slid it back across, and said, "This is what it would take," and walked out.
kek
it has the unique property of only writing the N word
BUY THE FRICKING PEN, YOU FRICKING wienerSUCKER MUTHAFRICKALALAAAAAAA
it's an anti-tiger pen
Do me a favor write down your name on my forehead
If the pen you followed brought you here what good was the pen?
It was in my anus moments ago.
PENS, PENS, GET YOUR PENS, FRESH FROM THE PEN FACTORY, PENS, PENS, I GOT PENS!
I took your pen. You can have it back for $20
A guy outside will pay you $1 million for your signature. You don’t have a pen? You can buy this one for $10.
Nah you wouldn't want this pen... It's more of a Shelbyville pen.
BUY THIS PEN NOW OR DON'T REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP NO IMMUNITIES ESPECIALLY IMMUNITY DOG
this pen kill israelites
>"i could kill a man with this pen"
this pen kills fascists
>MICWOPWOCESSAS
Owning this pen is the only way to prove that you're not a baby.
>this pen will single handedly bring down all of the israelites then banish them to hell
>are you man enough to pick it up?
>>are you man enough to pick it up?
This pen was in Christina Hendricks' butthole.
Buy the pen or I will stab you with it
He didn't do anything wrong. Dumb people gave him their money but it's not like he forced them at gunpoint to do so. All he told them is they might get some money back but he didn't guarantee they'd be rich and put it in writing or anything.
The ballpoint design dispenses ink quickly and precisely making for faster writing ability and saving you lots of time compared to the cheaper options. The comparatively fast write time of the pen makes for less hand cramps and an a cleaner appearance on the paper.
jews have conspired to keep this pen out of your hands
Black folk have said that the permeance of pen is white supremacy
the indian fears the pen
but i am before you