>sell me this watch

>sell me this watch
How do you respond?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This watch wouldn't be sold to the likes of you

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The man who wore it killed a woman and got away with it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So its an accomplice to murder and I could be sent to jail for owning it?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give me that fricking watch you b***h

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's exactly the kind of watch you'd want to wear, I know this for an observable fact

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ok.
    >What time is it?
    >"I don't know."
    >Buy this watch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ok
      >what time is it?
      >"I don't know, nor care"
      >b-b-buy this watch???

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Fine then. I'll just keep it.
        >[puts your watch in his pocket]

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its still on my wrist, friendo

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >then you must have bought it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not from u

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You thoroughly lost that exchange on every point. You're no salesman.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sell me this watch
    >...
    >"Sorry, it's not for sale"

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're already wearing it, convince me I didnt just sell it to you.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    buy it or your gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Woah buddy i can only get my money out of my wallet so fast

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy this pen or I'll be fricking your sister tonight. Say hi to her for me, by the way.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you dont buy this watch right now at 100% markup I will make 50 euphoria threads on Cinemaphile every day.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy this watch or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy the watch or so help me... The last person didn't buy the watch and look what happened to her.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What time is it?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what time is it lmao made you look didn't i

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I w-will... just put down the gun! Why do you have Denny's coupons? OH GOD

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you don’t get the mandated watch you will lose your job and cannot travel.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There will never again be movies like that because of woke culture

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A B C
    ALWAYS
    BE
    CHAMBERING

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