Seriously, how many years does he have left?

Seriously, how many years does he have left?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why people willingly shove alcohol in their bodies on a daily basis. It's literally toxic. It kills your livers. It rots your teeth. It dries your skin. Gives bad breath and doesn't even taste good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't understand
      you live a privileged life

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not really, I grew up poor I just never had an urge to try drugs or alcohol. At least stimulants like coffee have a purpose and don't wreck your system.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you must be over 18 to use this website

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          don't pretend like you're better than us.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not, except I'm addicted to porn and I can't kick it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i'm not even addicted. you're just a boring homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I can stop anytime, I swear!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i did, and have, numerous times.
              i drink only on weekends, often with my friends, which i have, because i'm not a boring c**t like you.
              also assuming you're also

              I'm not, except I'm addicted to porn and I can't kick it.

              , i also managed to kick porn addiction a year ago. something you'll never manage.
              homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i also managed to kick porn addiction a year ago
                How?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                massive projection here

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i did, and have, numerous times
                You know that's textbook addictive behavior, right?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              wait, are you American?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              >get told he's an alcoholic
              >gets aggressive

              >briehomosexual
              >also a straight edge loser with no friends or life experience
              what a weird coincidence

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                these morons can't accept the fact that there's a middle ground between straight-edge homosexualry and full-blown addiction

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't have a problem, y-you're just boring!
            The copeiest cope to ever be spoke. Every addict says this shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              did you even read my post you complete invalid? i've gone months without alcohol. i go days at a time without drinking. does that sound like the behavior of an addict to you?
              i drink recreationally, with my friends. if you personally equate this to an addiction it speaks volumes of how dull your life is

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hard to believe you when you sound like a literal drunk right now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lmfao be quiet you dumb ass Black person

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you getting so upset about it then? It just sounds like you're trying to convince yourself that you don't have an issue by getting angry at people on the internet. You need help. Get it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you're a boring bastard my man, you need help to stop being such a boring moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There's the usual
                >you're a boring person
                Does drinking make you feel like you aren't boring? Do you have to drink to feel exciting or socially worthy? You've got a problem, guy. There us help if you want it. But you have to want it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Does drinking make you feel like you aren't boring? Do you have to drink to feel exciting or socially worthy?
                no. i don't need alcohol at all. as i've stated numerous times, i'm sober 90% of my waking life. i like to drink with friends because it makes for an enjoyable social experience.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Due, being drunk 10% of your life is really bad. You understand thar, right?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so you're not only exceptionally boring, you're also obnoxiously pedantic
                you're probably one of these redditors that points out the absurdity of bikini armor for the 10 billionth time. don't you have some rick and morty to watch? frick off

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Again, you're getting very upset by something that you've stated multiple times isn't true. The topic of you having a drinking problem does have some merit to it from your reactions. You object too much.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                look
                i don't object over your decision not to drink
                i object over your failure to understand why people enjoy drinking, and your ridicule of people who do
                your militant criticism of alcohol and people enjoy it spells only one thing: you're a friendless manchild who hasn't partaken in one of life's basic pleasures - getting hammered with your friends. either you lack friends, or you're a palatelet you can't tolerate the taste
                you accusing me of being an addict is a cope in and of itself. i'm sorry if you can't see that
                i'm going to stop monitoring this thread now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                More personal attacks and excuses?
                You need help. Please get it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know you're going to read this. :3

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          im not addicted to alcohol. im usually the driver so im often opting out of drinks at the party. i dont even stock up on it for the house despite me always kicking myself for not having any liquor available for cooking.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1. Genetic predisposition (if your dad's a drinker, you'll likely become one too)
      2. Peer pressure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this but with soda. i love me some rum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It rots your teeth
      No it doesn't, not taking care of your teeth will rot your teeth. This is just shitty anti-alcohol propaganda.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't even taste good
      homosexual. Rum, beer and scotch are great

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. disgusting NEET who can't afford anything except bottom shelf vodka (at best).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      watching Mike deteriorate over the years helped me quit drinking. he looks like a corpse now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Alcohol ages you and frick up your skin
      >Rich Evans is the only not drinking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Feels good

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    7 to 8 max.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they refuse to discuss lower decks yet have the VA come on the show lol wut

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >YA KNOW WHAT'S MISSING IN THIS FAMILY ADVENTURE MOVIE? INTERRACIAL GAY SEX!
    >OH MY GOD IS THAT A MAN ATTRACTED TO A WOMAN!? NOT GAYS! NOT GAYS! THIS HET FREAK IS AFFLICTED WITH TERMINAL NOT GAYS! THIS IS LITERALLY GAYBOY GENOCIDE!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In his financial disclosure for Q1 2022 Mike Stoklasa revealed that he has been holding $750.000 worth of Netflix stock. Throughout Q1 and Q2 2022, Red Letter Media Inc. published several praiseworthy reviews of Netflix original films and series and has on several occasions promoted the video streaming model of media publishing. Does no one else find this at very least curious, if not downright unethical?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there is nothing wrong with being unethical

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    a board about internet celebrities

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i buy a 5 dollar bottle of wine everyday

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      G'DAY MATE

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    however many it is before George Lucas snaps and crams Jar-Jar Binks action figures into Mike's anus until he dies

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He needed to die in the womb, for all our sakes.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Digits and he gets the coof this year

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Booooo

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We may never know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is wierd how zach and mike are now linked in the metaverse now. how long till oney is just doing pinketto with these old fricks

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