Seriously though, how did this happen?

Seriously though, how did this happen?

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers aren't as obsessed with staring at sweaty buff men as fags in the 80s

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I want to be cum in him.
        sounds pretty gay dude

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No need to quote yourself anon.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          obsessed

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol 80s fags rekt.

      The actual answer is that everyone was juiced as fuck in the 80s. They also expected you to work out until you at least looked like you could kick someone's ass.
      Then Keaton batman came out and they realized you can just shoot around a 5 foot nothing manlet beating on men 100 lbs heavier and no one will complain.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keaton was short but he worked out and prepared a lot for that role. More than most Batman actors if I recall correctly.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      boomers are closeted homosexuals

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Current Hemsworth mogs all those gays. More jacked than Dolph and taller than the rest of those midgets. Also the Rock.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dolph was actually a skilled martial artist though on top of being large with muscles, which makes him cooler

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't he also have a PhD

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Close. He has a masters degree but not a PhD. Still impressive. Meme is slightly off, but close enough (spent a year studying chemical engineering at Washington State but didn’t graduate there).

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >karate
        Cringe and gay. Hemsworth would heem him guaranteed

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's cool, didn't know Hemsworth was into boxing. But it's not as impressive as actually winning tournaments like Dolph.

          Even old Dolph could heem Hemsworth tbh

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice video of Dolph getting his ass handed to him I guess lol

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Better than no videos of Hemsworth fighting

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Zoomer doesn't know who Oleg Taktarov is

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >implying some dude who was in a bad Predator movie in 2010 is some sort of millennial icon

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A pity there isn't an ounce of masculinity in his roles

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry that women like funny guys, chudcel

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      name a watchable movie with the rock since the scorpion king? he peaked in wwf.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fast 5

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prime Dolph mogs Hemsworth so hard it's not even funny. Heightmog, physiquemog, facemog, framemog, martial artsmog.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being like 2 inches taller than prime arnold isn't going to save you from being mogged lmao.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No wonder so many millennial men are gay

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think seeing muscular men turns someone gay? Anyone who's actually straight knows that not possible, makes you wonder why you think that can happen, huh.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it doesnt turn people gay. They're already gay to begin with and since that's "in" right now they put gymrats in movies to attract the gaydience. Like you!ah4gw

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        For a true homosexual patrician, smell > looks

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        well this guy's definitely not in denial

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Muscular men turns people gay
      What absolute gay thinking.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    People used to go to see movies on the strength of the brand associated with an actor. “Let’s go see the new Schwarzenegger flick”. Now they go based on the strength of the brand itself “Let’s go see the new Marvel movie”. People fell in love with Iron Man not because they gave a shit about the character from the comics but because Favreau and RDJ brought him to life in a fresh, fun, and interesting way. Every subsequent MCU movie basically tries to recapture that lightning in a bottle

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      An witnesss the landscape it brought.
      Looks like having an actor with star power who had all the interests in starring in good roles in good movies that suits his strenghts was always a powerful quality filter

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        M8 the 80s stars in the OP have all been in some awful movies. Even Arnie who generally picked his movies well had some serious stinkers. If anything they destroyed their own brands by having inconsistent quality and a general drop in overall quality in the 2000s.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >brought him to life in a fresh, fun, and interesting way
      I can smell the rddt smell from here, take a shower

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    onions.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously though, is there any actor today that could make for a great Conan?

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Harrison Ford
    >Christopher Reeve
    >Tom Cruise
    >Michael Keaton
    Hardly elite specimens vs
    >Henry Cavill
    >Dwayne Johnson
    >Chris Hemsworth
    >Huge Jacked-Man

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Henry Cavill
      charisma vacuum
      >>Dwayne Johnson
      hollywood whore
      >>Chris Hemsworth
      capeshit victim
      >>Huge Jacked-Man
      capeshit victim

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok, and?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Christopher Reeve
      he is an elite specimen though

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Step aside 80 roid dinosaurs, a new junkie rises. Dave Bautista is another honorable mention from the MCU. You just chose the twinkiest modern manlets for the bottom panel and you know it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >crosshit
      >skipped legs

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you gay for buff men?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You may not like it anon, but this is peak masculinity

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anyone not like doing coke and banging whores two at a time

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Belgians?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      But what about that time you got a boner Jean Claude?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        chad move

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      In my country, many many years back, people took this clip and put some garbage gypsy music over it as if he was dancing to it. Years later he came to the country and unironically danced to those garbage gypsy songs as he got high and drunk and took was telling the gypsies "no social media" as they filmed him and put the videos up on facebook. The first instance of meme magick.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superhero movies have them relying on their powers, which are fantastical and often use lots of CGI. Their own bodies aren't as important unless the character is like Drax or Thor and needs to look big and impressive. Compare that to 80s action heroes where they were martial artists or soldiers.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shirts aren't a luxury anymore

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The gnomish war against masculinity.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE FUCK, BUT 4chancels TOLD ME EXPECTATIONS FOR MENS BODIES IN HOLLYWOOD THESE DAYS IS UNREALISTIC

    BUT NOW YOU ARE TELLING ME WE ACTUALLY HAVE LESS BUFF MEN IN FILMS??????

    HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE SOMEONE HELP ME

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      4chan literally never said that you chud

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women like twinks though??

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cherrypicking. Actors are more juiced than ever, even in roles that didn't require a lot of action

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe, but action movies generally aren't as cool now

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before the 1990's, the idea that experience, wisdom and power were the defining traits of what a man was suppossed to be. In reality this waa mostly a projection of what men wanted to be but rarely actually displayed in real life.
    What companies and advertisers then figured out is that while experience, power and wisdom were things that people wanted, ultimately what ended up getting more momey was advertising to the youth. The youth also want to be wise, be powerful, but they didn't want to be experienced, they couldn't be. The ideal man of modern society shifted away from experience into a youthful spirit. A man who knows and has everything without needing to experience it firsthand. Which meant that muscles and super machismo didn't correspond to wisdom or power, but only corresponded to expeirence.
    Essentially the youth are victims of massive advertisement and corporate ploys to squeeze every ounce of money out of their parents and their own selves, and it worked and it continues to work to this day.

    The ideal man in the eyes of scoiety is not an experienced man, but a youthful one.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      To add onto this, experience isn't a universal trait that advertisers can rely on. But youth is a universal trait that everyone has. The more universal the trait the more that advertiser and corporations can sell you products

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Simple, you cherry pick examples to push a false narrative to trick gullible anons into believing your bullshit by spamming these threads every other week.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Twinks and daddys are on fashion now. The age of the buff guy is over

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like the age of manly men (and feminine women) is over. And it shows

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Holland has a nice ripped body. Also you forgot Hemsworth and Evans

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    1, Cumberbatch and Ruffalo aren't action heroes
    2, they left out captain america and thor
    3, they left out shirtless tom holland

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    But Hulk is fucking buff.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    None if those are action stars.
    They're guys on green screen.
    Jason Statham is a real action star who can do martial arts, his own stunts, and is actually in shape.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      based Stafe appreciator

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Implying Superhero films count action films
    Keanu Reeves is basically zoomed Chuck Norris. Really zoomers like normal looking dudes who are unassuming but can go ape when the time is required and buff operator looking guys like Ben Affleck and Chris Hemsworth.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah zoomers are gays, we know

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least use a good Van Damme Picture.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Estrogen in every food source + onions milk

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No more steroid abuse

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