seriously, what the frick was his problem?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blood of numenor was spent.
    he was dysgenic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All the Gondorians are basically dysgenic mutts who are a far cry from the original Numenoreans. It's not a surprise Tolkien based Gondor on Byzantium.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was one of the purest. Probably only Aragorn or Faramir has better blood.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ruler, drunk with power, loses touch with reality and becomes a paranoid megaschizo
    it happens

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It´s not paranoia if they are really out to get you though.

      https://i.imgur.com/AxcBt6e.jpeg

      If i remember correctly he had a palantir and Sauron was broadcasting images of his inevitable doom 24/7 to him slowly poisoning his mind.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Saruman is le evil because...SAURON TOLD HIM TO BE!
        >The Ringwraiths are le evil because...SAURON TOLD THEM TO BE!
        >Denethor is le evil because...SAURON TOLD THEM TO BE!
        >The Orcs are le evil because...SARUMAN told them to be!
        >Sauron is le evil because...uh he just is okay
        Tolkein, the master storyteller

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Akshully, they're all evil because some butthole sang off key in the barbershop quartet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're one of those "the bugs are the good guys" people aren't you?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Calling them "people" is quite the stretch.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're one of those "da joos be keepin da white man down n shiet" people aren't you?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Sauron is le evil because...uh he just is okay
          Sauron's role in the Silmarillion could easily be expanded into its own movie, there's no point in trying to jam it in to a family guy flashback

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's one of the well done tings in the books actually. Denethor fought the war valiantly for years if not decades. He used the crystal ball to gather intelligence to coordinate the defense.
          Once Sauron realised he started feeding him false information of nonexistent armies etc to demoralise him.
          Boromir is at the council to gather allies because Denethor realises Gondor can't win.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, there was no FDA to tell him that staring into a Palantir is bad for him because Sauron usually stares back.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pride, grief, faithlessness

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he fricked Boromir while he slept at night

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sauron was shitposting in his discord and it drove him mad

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the book he was blackpilled from looking into the Palantir and seeing Sauron's propaganda without understanding the context. Basically a metaphor for watching TV.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tolkien
      >Metaphor
      I don't think so.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why they didn't include this in the movie. The script is so fricking terrible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Basically a metaphor for watching TV.
      Based Tolkium

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too much industry and not enough heckin green fieldarinos

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was weak minded. He legitimately cared about Gondor and tried to use the Palantir to see what Sauron was doing but he got mind fricked. They did him dirty in the movie - in the books he's not such a dickhead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He was weak minded
      He was stronger-minded than most, just not strong enough or endowed with enough wisdom to successfully fend off Sauron’s mind games.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The World of Men was in a trillion dollar debt, elves and the Fellowship invested all their savings (about tree fiddy) into lottery tickets and Sauron told him that he's coming to collect the debt soon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty wild that the Elves had a multi-millenium cold war going with Sauron and then just eneded up using multiple generations of men to fight a rearguard war while they abandoned the continent. They really were complete pieces of shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know not of which you speak

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Come sail from valinor pussy ass b***h and say it to my face

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I got the time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When the elves bugged out, what happened to their real estate in Lothlorien and other towns?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sold to asian investors from the east

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Look I'm just saying, you could clearcut Lothlorien and put like 500 houses on that plot. Probably more if you divert the river

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >DESTROY THE DAM, RELEASE THE RIVER
              Takes on a whole new meaning in that context

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was ecoterrorism. Saruman invested a lot of money to develop Isengard. The increased property tax revenue was supposed to pay off the debt in 5-10 years. Instead a bunch of hippies come running in from the woods and destroy all that infrastructure. And in another 10 years they'll petition the elves for increased grant money in compensation for their historical disadvantages, spewing some bullshit about trees bear fruit only in their own time and their own way, whatever the frick that means

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who did Saruman borrow the money from? What was the interest rates and amortization period?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It was ecoterrorism.
                False. Saruman had a mind of metal and wheels he cared not for the environment. Had he not been stopped the ecosystem would have suffered.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Lenlarry Lothlorien
              The leads are weak!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait a minute... isn't there a group of people like that IRL?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if elves were tricked into creating the rings that created the Ringwraiths and sent human civilization into a deathspiral, or created rings for the dwarves that increased their greed and sent dwarven civilization into a doomspiral, but the three rings they got tricked into making for themselves were uncursed and pure and perfect in every way.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel sad watching the elves die at helms deep, thousands of years of a life spent on a defending a foreign people when they could of just bugged out

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I feel sad watching the elves die
          Every bad thing that happened had elves either starting that shit or were deeply involved. I have more sympathy for the races that didn't have a get out of jail free card rather than the one that did.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not just any elves, Noldor.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Haldir and the rest were probably silvan, not Noldor.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's talking about things like the Silmarils. Pretty sure it weren't Vaniar or Falmari who were involved during creation of the rings either.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They weren't there in the books as far as I can recall, only men of Rohan, the white knight, Aragorn, one elf and one dwarf. Elrond's sons fight for Gondor with some troops but there are many more men than elves.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          such a dumb addition. a mass of them show up and just get deleted from existence and never mentioned by anyone again. the films are mediocre action adventure slop saved by great music and costume designs (and novelty factor at the time)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In fairness, Sauron took like 3000 years to be a serious threat again. Even 2000 years in, he fricked off and ran when Gandalf went to Dol Guldur the first time.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is that a checking burning white tree?? I’m going insane!! The west has fallen, millions must die!

    Also he was planning on dueling Sauron or something which was moronic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if he had time he could hammer the tower down in a couple of years

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lack of hubris

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Faramir didn't remember his father's need and bring him a kinky gift

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ABANDON YOUR POSTS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SAGE
      SAGE FOR YOUR LIVES

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Took too much AIPAC money.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did Tolkien so accurately predict boomer mentality?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tolkien was a boomer...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tolkein was born in 1892 you dumb fricking zoomer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone alive before the 70s was a boomer, stupid troony

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone alive before the 2000s isa Boomer, you stupid Boomer

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >tfw 20 year old boomer

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Denethor got fricked in the film. The book explains much more clearly why he went mad. In the book he's also MUCH more competent at intrigue and sees through gandalfs plans instantly.
    Basically in the movies he comes across as a weakling and a mere man. The books portray him as a numenorian.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boromir was treated differently, but I didnt care

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pissin the niiiight awaaay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've never understood this choice. Ok you have to film lord of the rings. There just isn't enough runtime to show everything. Lets have this scene of pippin singing that never happened in the book to waste runtime we can't afford to waste.

      Boromir was treated differently, but I didnt care

      Book Boromir was closer to film Boromir than his father but I think the films would have benefited by including how Boromir had been butthurt all his life about being from the line of stewards and not kings.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just be happy it wasnt made now
        >my homie
        >my brotha
        >my kang

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alfrid Lickspittle won.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These movies were so fricking bad. I kind of liked the first one until the goblin king, but it just got worse and worse after that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You should check out some Hobbit fan edits where they cut it down into one movie. I have the M4 book edit downloaded which is four hours. Still long as frick but not the eight hours the hobbit trilogy normally takes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Id only watch it if it cut out the ridiculous elf dwarf romance. Way to take the steam out of Legolas and Gimli's friendship, Peter

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It does, I recommend it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Id only watch it if it cut out the ridiculous elf dwarf romance

            That elf girl was Jar Jar levels of insufferable and pointless. What the frick was Jackson thinking?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Id only watch it if it cut out the ridiculous elf dwarf romance. Way to take the steam out of Legolas and Gimli's friendship, Peter

          I can kinda just bear watching the hobbit when I adopt the mindset of "if PJ didn't do it they would have gotten someone much, MUCH worse.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We need an edit that adds all the songs back in, imagine the kino.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I just want the deleted scene where Legolas walks in on Evangeline Lily getting gangbanged by the dwarves. I don't get why they heavily implied they all took turns on her while they were hiding out in Laketown but then cut the scene

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Every second of laketown was so awful it made me rethink my entire life

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's because it was 90% B-roll. Apparently the middle third of the second movie was supposed to be an extended sex scene with all the dwarves running a train on Tauriel. They spent the better of a month doing multiple reshoots before they realized it'd never get a PG-13 rating. Even after that, Evangeline Lily insisted they shoot again in case they decided to do a director's cut later.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >fan edits
          Not canon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i've got the maple edit haven't see it yet though

          These movies were so fricking bad. I kind of liked the first one until the goblin king, but it just got worse and worse after that.

          totally agree and there's actually some really nice stuff in the first hobbit - rivendell, dwarf characters etc, but i turly could not stand the idea of a fricking legolas/dwarf/elf female love triangle subplot so that was it. i'm not interested in any super tight autist cuts (god bless your souls however) i just want the really heinous shit removed.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >turly
            see? unbearable

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I liked Thorin, especially before the last movie. I really liked the dinner scene because the first aong was fun and the second song was solemn and out of the book. Bilbo was a good actor for the most part. The Gollum scene was probably the highlight if I ignore the moronic Goblin shit. Overall I liked the first movie well enough, but there wasnt anything good about the other 2 outside of smaug's acting

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The Gollum scene was probably the highlight
              aw yeah and the moment you see bilbo spare him out of pity, that was great.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He is a pitable creature. The ring corrupted almost everyone and gollum had it for 500 years. Even Frodo couldnt resist it in the end. Only my boy Sam was the only one to hold onto it and reject
                It

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And so begins the end of Sauron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stupid fricking Disney eyes saved his life. Poor bastard

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The first Hobbit movie is good, but you can tell there just wasn't enough material for 3 movies. *Maybe* 2 max since there's plenty of extra added stuff they could cut.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just one movie would have been enough. They managed to get a lot of good stuff in with the first animated Hobbit film

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if Hackson got any pushback when he was making the movies? Surely somebody on set told him a lot of his ideas sucked. Ian McKellen breaking down and crying, with Viggo Mortensen not wanting to be in the movies at all, should have been a wakeup call to him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He did, but it was such a chaotic shoot that there was notbing anybody could do. That fat spanish frick left which caused chaos. Jackson, as moronic and flawed as he is, didnt want the project to go down in smoke. He also wanted 2 films but the studio kept interfering

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Doomscrolling Sauron's shitposts hour after hour
    >Can't deal with it
    >Gradually abandon all hope

    I don't really blame Denethor, honestly. It must have been some frick-awful shit he was looking at in the Palantir. You'd be hitting demoralization levels that shouldn't even be possible. Famine turning everyone into gangly, Eugenia Cooney tier skellingtons. Filthy orcs and Haradrim running non-stop rape trains on Gondorian e-girls, etc

    The last straw would be seeing Gondor completely surrounded, with the heads of the city's bravest soldiers raining down, showing that the Sauron shitposts came to pass and it's over. I'd have given up too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where exactly were Gondors armies? Why the frick did Aragorb have to go and grab everyone to come to the defence of the city?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gondor had an army, and several vassal lords showed up with their own soldiers as well, it just still wasn't enough and it didn't help that the evil pirate nation was harassing the coasts so a lot of those vassals had to keep a good bulk of their forces defending their homes. Aragorn uses the ghost army to scare a bunch of those pirates off to steal their ship and get to the main battle. The Elves and Dwarves and other Human nations also didn't send help because Sauron was launching armies at them up north as well. We're only shown the battle at Minas Tirith, but Sauron had a lot of military power and allies and used it to spread his enemies out rather than let them rally together against him again.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aragorn arroves to the field with Gondors army in the books.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Filthy orcs and Haradrim running non-stop rape trains on Gondorian e-girls
      post the doujin link

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Denethor is an example that constant demoralization works even if you think your mind is strong enough to withstand the programming; it's still sinking into your subconscious changing the way you think. Just step away from the palantir, anons.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It took years of palantir indoctrination, his first son getting killed, his capital getting besieged and a grave injury to his second son for him to finally break and go mad. Compared to Theoden he was extremely strong willed.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was convinced that Gondor would run out of tomatoes and he lost his mind

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >1 out of 5 are gay. Why are they mad I keep banging zoomer girls then? Clearly they have a few to spare.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    faramir despite being like a carbon copy of him, was still a good guy that never harbored any resentment to boromir like he did with his father for playing favorites

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >faramir despite being like a carbon copy of him
      False. Denethor desired the ring. Faramir would not take the ring if he sound it on the highway

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So he said.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >So he said.
          And he proved true. He even said so himself that leaving the ring on the highway was easier said than done. It was in his grasp and he refused it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And that was stupid as frick.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              explain.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Men are the easiest to corrupt and he obviously had to have more ambitions than someone like Sam. But he was Tolkien's self-insert so he couldn't have any faults.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >But he was Tolkien's self-insert
                Tolkein is a hobbit he said so himself.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"I am not Gandalf, being a transcendent Sub-creator in this little world. As far as any character is ‘like me’ it is Faramir – except that I lack what all my characters possess (let the psychoanalysts note!) Courage."

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > A british officer in WW1 lacked courage
                I dont believe him

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's just fake humility.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >But he was Tolkien's self-insert

                >But he was Tolkien's self-insert
                Tolkein is a hobbit he said so himself.

                >Tolkein is a hobbit he said so himself.
                Lorelets, please. Remember what is written on their tombstones.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Faramir was always the best guy in that family, but he was too much like Aragorn which Denethor had a bit of a past with and resented. That's the only reason he favored his moronic jock son who just wanted to kill orcs with the boys despite being a clever man himself.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Denethor had a bit of a past with and resented
        Is there any evidence Denethor was aware of Aragorns existence?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He might have gleaned that someone was claiming to be in the royal line and coming to take the throne from talking with Pippin. He did know Aragorn back in the day though, he just didn't realize who it really was then. That was the source of his disfavor towards Faramir and Gandalf.

          Aragorn arroves to the field with Gondors army in the books.

          Yes, he frees up those garrisoned forces along the coast after chasing off the pirates and stealing their ships. That allows him to use the ships to move those forces to Minas Tirith in time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is the setting basically a post apocalyptic setting? It seems like the human kingdoms are in total disrepair

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              just like in real life civilizations rise and fall. tolkein took the history of atlantis and in this story the numorean (7 foot tall atlantean killing machines) colonized all of middle earth but then they degenerated and then they tried to invade the elves and their island kingdom sunk into the sea and all their colonies declined, so the men you see in middle earth are inhabiting the ruins of this civilization. the existing men are varying degrees of ubermench that the numoreans were, like rohirrum and pure gondoreans are like 6 and a half feet tall, but most peoples are degenerated

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He compared them to Egypt and Rome in his letters. Because they were builders obsessed with great works

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Its a dark age, like after the fall of Rome. Gondor is getting beaten back a bit more each day, its sister kingdom to the north crumbled generations ago. The Elves, who are ultimately responsible for all higher culture and advancement, are mostly gone and those that are left live isolated and mistrusted by everyone else. The Dwarves are barely clinging on, and the Hobbits want nothing to do with any of it outside of the farm and their next meal. All that's left are the "lesser men" who at their peak are like the Rohirrim, but mostly aren't much more than a few scattered villages, tribes or small towns here and there.

              >He did know Aragorn back in the day though, he just didn't realize who it really was then. That was the source of his disfavor towards Faramir and Gandalf.
              Is there any evidence whatsoever for this?

              Its in the appendix, if I remember right. During his adventures back in the day he hung out in Rohan and Gondor under a fake name to learn about his fellow men and to become a cool hero so he can marry his elf crush. Part of that was working as a Captain in Gondor, where he was loved by everyone but the Steward's son who got pushed to 2nd place accordingly.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >He did know Aragorn back in the day though, he just didn't realize who it really was then. That was the source of his disfavor towards Faramir and Gandalf.
            Is there any evidence whatsoever for this?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Appendix A discussing “Thorongil” aka Aragorn. It was strongly implied that Denethor suspected who he really was.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Is there any evidence Denethor was aware of Aragorns existence?
          he knew aragorn under another alias, he fought with gondor as a mercenary and his father treated aragorn like the son he always wanted, while denethor got neglected

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >his father treated aragorn like the son he always wanted, while denethor got neglected
            I find this very hard to believe and I'm going to need specifics. Denethors father wasn't an idiot. How could he not know who Aragorn is?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Aragorn just showed up after serving with Rohan for a bit, under a different name, after his family line had been living in the woods or with Elrond for generations. Being a true Numenorean chad, he was everything the people of Gondor idolized. Then he just sort of disappeared on his next adventure and didn't come back until Gondor's darkest hour.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                source.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stewart went insane because he was the only person in Gondor with a normal name.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jej

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tolkein led generations of men to have elf-fever

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hackson being a moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait until you find out he wanted Arwen at Helms Deep

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jackson is a hack who completely fricked over Denethors character. He was wayyy more reasonable in the books

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He kind of rewrote that whole family to be much worse. Boromir is a dick from start to finish, while in the book he's just sort of short-sighted and can't handle anything much more complex than "smash orc!" Faramir is wildly worse in every way until he just sort of snaps out of it. and Denethor is specifically shot to be gross and rude, rather than stern and wise.

      source.

      The Lord of the Rings, Appendix A: Annals of the Kings and Rulers, I: The Númenórean Kings, (iv): "Gondor and the Heirs of Anárion", The Stewards

      In story allusions to this come in a few comments Aragorn makes like not having been to Gondor in a long time and having personally known Eomer's father back in the day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Boromir was great in the flashback, too bad they cut it from the theatric version, I think Sean Bean was really pissed about that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're reaching. Is there a single scrap of evidence that Denethors father knew Aragorn?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I literally posted an exact reference in the appendix that goes into it for you. He served Ecthelion under the name Thorongil and was trusted enough to be made into a significantly ranked military officer for Gondor. He led an assault on the Corsairs and fricked them up good, among other things to inspire the men of Middle Earth and put some fire back into them. This is all leading up to why he was able to be such an effective soldier, leader and ruler. He spent decades exploring and fighting and adventuring before he was ready to tackle his inheritance. Its all in the book if you're going to refuse to believe me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jackson is a hack who completely fricked over Denethors character. He was wayyy more reasonable in the books
      yeah, he didn't really looked down on faramir THAT much in the book, he was rather constantly seething about faramir and how he wasn't sucking his wiener like everyone else and was thinking about the greater good rather than just gondor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't it something like Boromir was what Denethor thought Gondor needed for survival while Faramir was in his eyes too soft and introspective and Faramir's birth proceeded his mother's sickness and death, making Denethor have a forever grudge against him? He really did look down on Faramir in the book from almost the start.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, Boromir was a big strong warrior and the soldiers loved him, which is something Gondor needed at the time. Faramir was honestly just as good, just wiser and subtler, which Gondor needed more. Denethor's weakness was pride, though, and he preferred his thick-skulled champion of a son over the one that could make him look bad if he really tried, only realizing at the very end that he'd been an butthole and should have valued them both for the merits and abilities that exceeded him. Tragically, this is after his mental break where he loses all hope and goes mad in his grief.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Meh, more like it's
            >muh firstborn
            Sure, he loved them both almost the same at some point but some men really are like that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is what I think the book was doing woth Boromir's family.
            It was contrasting two great philosophies. One of martial valor, honor, practicality, worldliness, embodied by Boromir and Denathor. The other of trusting fate, faith, compassion and otherworldliness, embodied by Gandalf, Aragorn and Faramir. One of the most memorable scenes from the books is when Gandalf and Denethor meet and verbally spar, defending their outlooks and how to defeat Sauron. Denethor obviously respects Gandald and sees him as a capable leader, since he allows him to command his forces, but he disagrees with his fundamental philosophy. It's also why he readily accepts Pippin as his squire. He greatly respects someone honoring a debt to their life. He respected Faramir as a son, but didn't think he could rule like Boromir could. He didn't embody the philosophy. He was a "wizards pupil" too caught up in faith. Even though his philosophy got him so far, it led him down a road to despair. He ended up wanting to burn himself, which was apparently some old pagan ritual he was following out of a twisted "honor".

            The hackson movies completely removed that dynamic. I guess they didn't want all that heady philosphy stuff getting in the way. It leads to Denethor being just a power hungry, out of touch leader. But it also leads to him acting in weird, inconsistent ways. Why doe he seem to hate Gandald, but still allow him to command his forces? Why does he not want to call for aid from Rohan? Why does he seem to suddenly care about his son and city enough to go mad?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It was weird to see how much Gondor and Rohan apparently hated each other deapite that not being at all present in the books

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was something of a scarecrow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      memes aside, what a kino performance
      he really was the best scarecrow

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was memeing dawg, it do be kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THATD THE SAME ACTOR?
        Holy shit he was good.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    being a boomer

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The book verson was better. But his problem was just stress from dealing with Sauron using a Palantir without getting corrupted. The guy was saving Middle Earth from an invading army for 80 years while his sons were bleeding for Gondor while Gandalf was smoking weed and Elrond was yapping off on the weakness of men. He was an ashole but there is a good reason. Also some guy from the north that could remove him for power, after all his years of sacrifices for his people, was around.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm frustrated

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stewart went insane because he was the only person in Gondor with a normal name.

      lol

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lead poisoning from pewter tableware

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pecho Frio

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best son dies
    >other son can't do anything right
    He was just a bad father.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Faramir was a scholar and a philosopher more than a warrior. He made the best of a bad situation and saw through the rings temptation

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