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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Normal words but a dog guy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah Bryan is and talks like one of those intellectual pseuds

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    what about chicks with girl dogs, do they scissor?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They use girl dogs to bait and switch boy dogs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bowtie and a strap on.
      You think I'm kidding, but people are actually transitioning their pets.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >You think I'm kidding, but people are actually transitioning their pets.
        meds NOW chud

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Its true I saw a TikTok where a troony fed her dog estrogen pills wrapped in ham

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    Reported to the FBI. This shit is illegal. Do not click on this tracker link.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    what happens if they get pregnant?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The unfertilized egg has many defenses against cells that do not mesh with it’s proper channels - like human sperm do. However dogs have a sperm count that is both an order of magnitude larger than a humans AND are larger in size. This means a large volume of the dog sperm will meet the egg and numerically overpower the defenses. The egg then can become fertilized as the sperm is just familiar enough to be accepted. However immediately on fertilization the zygote dies as it’s chromosome matches are completely incompatible.

      But technically, for the briefest of moments, the woman has been fertilized by the dog. And given the sheer volume and size of sperm, if a woman is ovulating at the time she is likely almost guaranteed to have been fertilized.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What if there's a woman who's body doesn't kill the zygote? Would we get human dog hybrid? Isn't that also just a matter of time and nature will adapted to that?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No, because it’s less about the zygote being killed by her body, the volume of sperm are able to handle that - it’s the fact the chromosomes don’t match at all. The zygote essentially kills itself

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            couldn't you make a dog with the right sperm chromosomes?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What if she had sex with a chimpanzee? Would those be compatible enough?
            >in b4 racist jokes

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              racist jokes

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What if there's a woman who's body doesn't kill the zygote? Would we get human dog hybrid? Isn't that also just a matter of time and nature will adapted to that?

            The unfertilized egg has many defenses against cells that do not mesh with it’s proper channels - like human sperm do. However dogs have a sperm count that is both an order of magnitude larger than a humans AND are larger in size. This means a large volume of the dog sperm will meet the egg and numerically overpower the defenses. The egg then can become fertilized as the sperm is just familiar enough to be accepted. However immediately on fertilization the zygote dies as it’s chromosome matches are completely incompatible.

            But technically, for the briefest of moments, the woman has been fertilized by the dog. And given the sheer volume and size of sperm, if a woman is ovulating at the time she is likely almost guaranteed to have been fertilized.

            You say that, but animal-human deformed spawns exist and have been recorded throughout history

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >human dog hybrid
          Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only truth.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I want to see a woman knotted up by a dog is that too much to ask?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    Hispanic meme
    stop being 5'3 and maybe some woman will date you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The insecurity this post exudes is hilarious. I miss the 90s when we could make racial jokes without some white or black homosexual taking it seriously and getting upset.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this site was never for brown people

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >furiously pressing F5 so you can reply
          Yeah totally not insecure lmao

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone I reply to is the same person
            it's to go back Hispanic homosexual

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >two insecure ytoids exist
              Ya I believe that

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why has there never been an episode where one of Brian's girlfriends gets arrested for bestiality

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    thanks for proving all these memes come from the same /LULZ/ browncels

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a white gay male radical feminist and I also make BBC and dogpill posts because I hate white women

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yes hating women is the root of most incel posting

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I have had sex with around 50 men so I don't think I qualify as an incel.

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