Severance Season 2

Season 2 will suck because nothing is left to be done. They'll just reunite their outies and innies and that's the end of that. It's over. They couldn't even bother to keep the baby in the dark. There's no logical explanation that could resolve everything. It wouldn't be satisfying. We don't need a Season 2. Everything has been revealed. I simply couldn't even come up with a single way to continue the show. Not even a joke. Not even something that clearly isn't a proper follow up.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but hear me out on this: what if Helly gets naked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oooh breasts. Never seen those before. It's like 40 degrees and I could go see them in real fricking life right now by simply visiting a local lake or go to the beach. Wow.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > It's like 40 degrees and I could go see them in real fricking life right now by simply visiting a local lake or go to the beach.
        Why would women be baring their breasts in cold weather?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          C

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what beach do you go to that let's you see helly's breasts whenever you want?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    same could have been said after LOST season 1 before season 2 came out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they already said they have enough material for like 3 more seasons
    get ready for lost 2.0

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lost 2.0 without the writers' strike? Don't threaten me with a good time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >two more seasons of Helly and that cute mulatto girl

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we didn't even need season 1 to be 9 episodes, the middle was a fricking drag to get through, the episodes not directed by Ben Stiller kind of sucked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dunno. I kinda enjoyed it. Maybe deep down you're right though. I guess anime has made me a patient man.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        for me it wasn't about patience, it was more about the show losing grip of itself in those episodes. But I guess even the Stiller eps kind of have that problem.
        I feel like the entire show is just way too polished and decides when it wants to be weird or quirky. Tonally and stylistically the show is just all over the place, sometimes its super understated and dry, other times it feels like its trying to be a Wes Anderson film but even quirkier. I found it kind of annoying at how try hard it felt.

        it feels so calculated. I guess I'm unironcially calling the show dishonest, but its not like its a bad show, I still enjoyed it but it puts up this irritating facade of being artsy when it is not.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I saw the trailer and don't plan on watching. Why are their minds being blanked?

    • 2 years ago
      afatoldman

      They aren't being blanked, their memories are separated by location. While at work (innie) they don't remember the outside world (outtie) and vice versa. Ostensibly for security.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why but I have the feeling they're not going to address anything and will start the season showing the cast working at lumon as if nothing happened, the innies asking themselves what happened and the writers stretching the drama not showing anything until near the end of the season. Classic mr robot/lost/the leftovers maneuver

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lets be real though. From a meta-narrative this would probably be the best solution. It would leave us, the audience, frustrated. And they'd just groundhog day their way through it.

  7. 2 years ago
    Helly autist

    Helly

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >They couldn't even bother to keep the baby in the dark.
    What?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Threadly reminder that Devon's husband Ricken is actually Rick N. He and his entire bookclub are innies who were somehow released outside.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got 5 episodes into season 1 and hated it, turned it off when they went into the room with baby goats....when exactly does the show get good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      episode 8 and 9 are the best. 5 and 6 are kind of a drag. but if you don't like it by episode 5 you probably won't be too excited by 8 and 9. consider yourself filtered by stiller

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not trying to be a jaded c**t, but nothing has really happened in the first 5 episodes. The acting is good, it has a creepy vibe, but is going nowhere and has explained absolutely nothing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the main events occur in 7, 8 and 9 with there being a big twist/reveal in 9. but the show is not heavily plot driven. i'd just power through episode 6 and enjoy the last 3 episodes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In the last ep (and end of the penultimate one).

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Leaker here:

    Season 2 will deal with Severanception. You can have multiple layers of innies. That's where the red elevator leads.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      please dont give them ideas like this, fricks sake man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what about the shrink ray?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lies. It will be Severance World and the story will be based around a shrink ray

        What are you morons talking about

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The innies get shrank/shrunk/shrinked(?) in the elevator to the basement. Thats why they used that weird camera effect., its hard to miss.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            "No."

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Who are you quoting?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lies. It will be Severance World and the story will be based around a shrink ray

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE WHATI F THE OFFICE WAS LIKE GROUNDHOG DAY
    skipped

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Groundhog day is a good movie. I watch it every year around christmas while on my workout. The working out adds to the experience.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Season 2 show art just leaked

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >still dont know the purpose of the company
    >still dont know why they faked his wife's death
    >still dont know why the black guy is a mega-wagie
    >still dont know the shape of helly's nipples
    nothing was answered

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      dont know why they faked his wife's death
      Wait what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        speedwatcher

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I get the general idea of severing the innie from the outie, but why do Lumen need to shrink the workers? Is it to keep the rent cost down for office space? They could just do work from home instead, no?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nightmare for logistics, a dollhouse is the simpler solution

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