Severus Snape but anime

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll donate $2,000 to the first person who could post an anime that isn't cringe. Protip: no one will win

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Naruto isn't weeb anime. Its a mainstream animated series

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cope. Anime is anime

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not a moron weeaboo anime though. Its actually decent. Hot chicks enjoy it as well

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            don't care. You're still a weeb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pay up, Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did I win?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        YES!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pay up, Black person

      >anime can't be kin-

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Here, as requested, a non-cringe anime:

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shigurui

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Barefoot Gen.
      Not saying it’s good, dumb Japs deserved it, but it’s not cringe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meglobox

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >All those trash/troll answers
      Here you go

      I accept Paypal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pay the man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cory in the house

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sword of a Stranger

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Moribito/Guardian of the spirits. DM me for my paypal homosexual. Bonus the spear lady has massive jugs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      K-On!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally so bad some autist decided to burn the people who made it alive

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kyoani has never made an anime for adult men. It's for autistic children and moronic girls

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Itachi wasn't a simp at least

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what are some anime where the protagonist has a cool hat

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Have eyes known for genjutsu.
    >Be the best user of genjutsu to exist
    >Kurenai still tries to use genjutsu on him.
    >Only time he ever smiled.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Kurenai still tries to use genjutsu on him.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was equally as moronic yes

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no super high budget remake of Naruto that has great animation at all times, no filler, and all stroy retcons make sense from the start.

  7. 2 years ago
    Sage

    >spam of tranime threads out of nowhere
    seems 100% organic, nothing to see here

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, Snape’s motives actually make sense.

    Itachi literally tortures Kakashi for 72 hours but lulz he was only pretending.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked how they kept changing the Uchiha massacre story to the point of where it just doesn't make any sense by the end.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They lost me when they tried to paint a guy who killed his own mother as the villain.
      That’s like, the most irredeemable thing you could possibly do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *as a misunderstood hero

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he did it for the village 🙂

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If your mom was Hitler you would be the bad guy for not killing her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hiruzen too. The whole thing is huge incompetence. I wish the series would actually show Konoha being the bloodthirsty maniacs they are. Hiruzen would rather genocide the Uchiha than have then go live in the Hidden Cloud or something. They could have even used Obito's Kamui to escape the village unseen. But no, they have to do the "what it means to be a shinobi" bullshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *as a misunderstood hero

        >One of the most Kino moments in the entire Show
        >Badass cool Ninja cries and trembles at the thought of having to kill his parents
        >Only finishes it when his fathers tells him to follow the path he choose
        >"didnt like it"
        well that's what having shit taste is like

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If he was such a badass, he would have taken out the Hokage and the elders with his Dad. There are great shinobi wars like every 10 years, he didn't prevent shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He prevented other Countries from invading due to their showing weakness when the capital gets taken over by the police.
            He was always focused on the bigger picture and new that such action could lead to a new major war.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's paranoid thinking. Plus, if infighting is going to cause other countries to invade, then why doesn't them losing one of their strongest clans also cause the same problem?
              Also, he never straight up tries to fight the fake Madara that is trying to start a major war. Can Itachi only stop wars when he's slaughtering women and children? lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Uchiha have always been borderline Warmongerers, they wanted complete control of the capital of one out of 3 major Countries.
                All of which are constantly at war to a degree (literally the trigger for Pain and his Plan) and only haven't gone full out because they are afraid what the other will do.
                They have their nuke equivalent with the 9-tailed Beasts and each of these countries has at least one.
                Now comes along the Uchiha Clan, taking over the City in which the most powerful of these Beasts resides, with it widely known that they are able to force their will onto said Beasts.
                And after all that you want to tell me that the Land of fire wouldn't have to start a civil war to get said capital and super Weapon back.
                Or that the surrounding countries wouldn't start an all out invasion out of fear or at least claiming it to be.
                The Uchiha being killed is also dangerous but not remotely comparable, also they are just one of the more important clans in a City with a dozen or more.
                Lastly, he was supposed to work as a snitch, not to kill enemies of the state.
                Especially when he can't even be sure that he is taking out the top dog instead of just some lacky and more importantly if he can defeat them at all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he was supposed to work as a snitch
                But he didn’t actually relay any information at all

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                TF is he supposed to do, send a letter?
                He likely send small bits of highly important information on the people in the Akatsuki and their overall plans and goals.
                It is also never explained where all the more detailed info from Bingo Book and whatnot come from.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The only one who ever had any real intel on the akatsuki was jiraiya, and judging by the time the two of them fought they were not cooperating with each other.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The only one who ever had any real intel on the akatsuki was jiraiya
                Just ignoring half my comment, great.
                >and judging by the time the two of them fought they were not cooperating with each other.
                You talking about that time when there was another Akatsuki member standing right next to Itachi, also ignoring that it was revealed only a handful of people knew about Itachi, at his own request.

                The Uchiha are part of Konoha just like the Senju. In anything, the Senju cause the problems by always having to be in charge.
                Also, civil war lol. How long would that "war" last, seeing as two S tier Ninja took out the entire clan like it was nothing. It would be Fugaka, Itachi, and Shisui vs the entirety of Konoha, shit would last an afternoon.
                He didn't do anything in his lifetime to hinder the Akatsuki. Only after death did he do anything and it was to Kabuto of all people.

                The Uchiha are highly emotional and when getting their emotions twisted become highly irrational, that's why they aren't in charge.
                Every powerful Uchiha besides Itachi went mental sooner or later.
                >2 of the most powerful fighters in generations of a clan took out said clan while everyone was sleeping in the safety of their homes.
                >Many of them not knowing of the overthrowing plans and those who did arrogantly assuming that no one could find out.

                Hmm I duno how that could possibly happen.

                You do realize most of the Military power in Naruto comes from the Capitals and their inhabitants, especially the Hokage.
                The rest of the country is mostly NPCs and some noble dicks.

                SNITCH, NOT ASSAASSIN.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The Uchiha are highly emotional and when getting their emotions twisted become highly irrational, that's why they aren't in charge.

                They get emotional about frivolous things I agree like, say, being mentally tortured by your brother after he killed your family or being forced to kill your best friend. Fricking pussies.

                >You talking about that time when there was another Akatsuki member standing right next to Itachi, also ignoring that it was revealed only a handful of people knew about Itachi, at his own request.

                What information did itachi leak to konoha that did anything helpful?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Or how about:
                >End the war between the Senju and Uchiha, creating the Leaf.
                >Be so nice to let the Senju be Kage first.
                >Oh look, the second Kage is a Senju
                >Oh look, the third Kage is a Senju
                Madara was right.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They're not in charge because the Senju keep themselves in charge. How else could Tsunade become Hokage of all people.
                You're moronic if you think the Uchiha clan that got wiped by two guys could take on Konoha. You're like Sasuke when he he formed Taka and cringely thought he was going "to destroy the Leaf". You're too focused on what the show is telling you to believe and not what is actually occurring. Senju = good, Uchiha = bad is the most braindead shit ever. Fugaka showed no signs of madness by the way. All of his gripes were legitimate.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Uchiha are part of Konoha just like the Senju. In anything, the Senju cause the problems by always having to be in charge.
                Also, civil war lol. How long would that "war" last, seeing as two S tier Ninja took out the entire clan like it was nothing. It would be Fugaka, Itachi, and Shisui vs the entirety of Konoha, shit would last an afternoon.
                He didn't do anything in his lifetime to hinder the Akatsuki. Only after death did he do anything and it was to Kabuto of all people.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'd like to add, Naruto's talk no jutsu is probably the most underrated part of the show. Just imagine if Fugaku and Hiruzen just talked it out and figured out a solution. Or make Fugaku hokage, he's not maniacal like Madara. The Senju really do try and keep their own in positions of power, it's pathetic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There are way worse things in Naruto.
                Like getting Eternal Mangekyo when you take a close blood relatives eyes.
                Brothers could literally just trade them and become a dozen times stronger.

                I am willing to defend some of the story and Itachi's ark, but Naruto started as a cheese with some Plot holes and Shippuden ended as a Blackhole with Gundams.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Forgot to add, Fugaku was entirely complicit in using the 9 Tails to fight everyone, since he would have been the one in control of it.
                Doesn't sound like a peaceful leader to me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Claiming you can control the 9 tails and actually doing it are way different things. Complicit implies he actually did it, he just theorized it. It's easy for the Senju to be peaceful when they're in charge of everything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What would have been better?
      a.Itachi was just a psycho that kills his family with no redeeming quality
      b. Madara justufrickery make him do it.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >brainwashes you with his pretty eyes to be loyal to the village
    Heh… nothing personnel.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The same Shisui who was merked by a few Root members? Lol you all don't give Konoha enough credit. It's Kishi's fault though, half the show is jerking off Uchiha abilities.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Series should have ended after the Pain arc and then just followed it up with a 1-on-1 finale focusing on Naruto vs Sasuke. As fun as the whole Obito-Madara clusterfrick was, it was still a clusterfrick.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KISAME WE'RE LEAVING

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best moments were still Chuunin Exams.

    Neji making the sound ninja shit their pants when activated his eyes
    Lee taking off the weights
    Shikimaru saving frick this I'm done
    Guy doing a 1 nanometer push on a guy so hard that he blew through a wall
    Asuma bodying a team of sound ninjas
    Ape summon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick you Lee is one of the best parts about the show

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Black person do you English?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Best moments were still Chuunin Exams
      Absolutely correct

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      more like the show/manga peaked there. after that it's just an HP knock off. Did we ever confirm if kishi lift everything off HP or is this one of those S drawings coincidences where they just happen to write a similar story?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Itachi died a virgin

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