>sex scene
>romantic music, excessive kissing, physically impossible position, slow movements
Why does no serious movie have realistic sex scenes? Is it because actual sex looks aesthetically bad?
>sex scene. >romantic music, excessive kissing, physically impossible position, slow movements
I have literally never had sex, i don't know what realistic sex is
It looks a bit monkey-like compared to the movie version I would say.
Is Sex somewhat boring?
depends on your partner
I think it is. I have absolutely no desire for sex anymore. It's like watching junk tv, I might be distracted or even entertained but afterwards I won't feel like it was worth the time. At this point I only have sex because my partner wants to. I'm not sure why I feel this way
Could be depression
I’m 27 with no libido and that’s what I attribute it to
stop watching porn completely. after 3-6 months your brain should be mostly repaired.
stop fapping. if you are having sex at least a couple of times a week, you shouldn't need it.
thirdly, don't ejaculate for a couple of weeks, see how your libido feels.
on top of that, read about foods and lifestyle behaviours that increase testosterone.
you shouldn't be under or overweight.
do lower body exercise every day, walking, running, stair climbing, squats. choose
eat red meat, dark green vegetables.
have enough sunlight, take 2,000iu of vitamin D3 every day.
also work on lowering your stress and having quality sleep in a dark room.
see how it goes for three months, if there is no improvement, go to a doctor and have your hormone levels checked with a blood test.
for the bigger things in life, evaluate what you have - is it pretty good? think about it as you would if someone else was telling you about his life. what do you want to change or improve, better job, learn more skills, be more physical, have more free time? find ways to improve those parts and you will begin to feel better. takes time
Watching others might be, but the real thing shouldn’t be
cf. watching people eat vs. eating something yourself
Really not. You can have sex for four hours and barely see time pass. It's very intense and very fun.
sadly, it's basically the only activity I have with my GF that's fun for the both of us
>t.virgin porn addict
you don't make a woman cum by fricking her like a dog
I do actually
>making a woman cum
who cares about that lol
you will once you start having sex. if you don't make her cum with your dick she'll ask you to finger her until it happens which gets quite tiresome.
>he unironically has never done doggy style
Do incels actually?
Kissing during sex is kino, gay. I've had girls who could frick but were shit kisses. More empathetic girls are generally better kissers
>girl
>empathetic
Get out of your echochamber sometimes.
>kissing someone after they sucked your wiener
bro?
>not french kissing after getting a blowjob
unironically ngmi
i have and it was disgusting
that's why i'm telling you not to
What creatures are you kissing?
Are you afraid of your own dick or something, do you not wash it?
Never had a chick hesitate sucking my dick after plowing her pussy,
>Never had a chick hesitate sucking my dick after plowing her pussy,
>finish fricking my girl in the ass
>she turns around instinctually to suck it
>I stop her
gotta protect her from herself
It's things like this why I still don't hate women. They are degenerates of the highest order when you get them.
Who’s going to protect you from yourself you disgusting sodomite?
I think a lot of people have sex differently, anon. Not everyone fricks like a porn star.
Appeal of sex is intimacy and its hard to show.
I saw it in something in the last few weeks and it caught me by surprise in the feelings it evoked.
i forget which film, but I've almost never seen that
The best sex is five minute missionary. I've received oral sex, tried anal, had hour long sessions and various positions. The most comfortable and pleasurable sex to me is still the five minute quicky.
>but what about her pleasure?
Who?
Haha
>>but what about her pleasure?
>Who?
Sounds like a great way to ensure you don't have sex with them again
Few women actually come from sex, their enjoyment comes from the man orgasming.
>their enjoyment comes from the man orgasming
kek
I thought this is a lie, but after being married for 4 years now, this is true. 10-15 minutes of fricking followed by cumming is nirvana to them.
Same, sodomy and " positions " are overrated as frick and just annoy me.
Women don't care, as long as you're handsome and give them attention they're going to stay with you and love you
If you have a really horny wife/gf with a high sex drive, then you can just lick her clit and she'll be satisfied
If you are having shitty sex then it's entirely on you. Her one job is to lay there and get fricked and you set the pace.
Question for anons? Wouldn’t you be the biggest cuckhold in history if you married an actress who gets fricked by another man in a sex scene?
no
Unless you're Riley Sterns.
It isn't real. Funnily enough, I've had something like this. I'm a stage actor and started a show a few months back where I had a pretty graphic sex scene. My in laws wanted to see it to be supportive so naturally I told them about the sex scene and they didn't care. Since the play though they are all really fricking angry with me, like I cheated on their daughter or something. My wife doesn't give a frick of course but her whole family barely talk to me now
Would you have done the scene with your own mom/grandmom?
If it's just acting it shouldn't matter that you french kiss your mom right?
Yes, and I don’t care what the defenses are. Even a passionate make out scene is cheating and degenerate
One of the few sex scenes I can think of that actually looks realistic is Brittany Murphy getting BLACKED in 8 Mile, since the Black person basically just humps her like a dog humping a cushion
I get that picture.
Damn.... I haven't seen it in over a decade but I instantly recognized it.
MacGruber has the most realistic sex scene
>Is it because actual sex looks aesthetically bad?
Maybe when YOU do it.
...you don't, do you?
Well I've never filmed myself having sex, but in general it doesn't look very good. It looks more animalistic and even undignified.
You wouldn't argue that porn is aesthetically pleasing, would you?
>Well I've never filmed myself having sex
Because you've clearly never had it. No further discussion is necessary with the ignorant.
YWNBAW
I'm a tall and very fat man and my ex girlfriend was 5'1 and 100lbs, when we we filmed ourselves having sex you could barely see her, occasionally you see one of her arms or her ass cheek but for the most part it looked like I was raping a couch.
>think sex is supposed to be some slow, affectionate, passionate thing
>in reality girls just want you to pull their hair and put your fingers in their mouth and slap them and choke them while you pound them at a BPM fit for an EDM track
Cheer up, buckaroo.
Don't be sad. You learned the truth. You know what to do now
yes it's fun acting out primal urges in the safety of the bedroom
you can be respectful about it
Its more fun to be unsafe and disrespectful about it.
Men are the only romantics. Acxept the truth.
>girl asks to talk dirty
>mind goes blank
Every time
>girl asks
Shut the frick up, wienersleeve, you're here for me not the other way around. You're just here as a vessel for my seed, the dirt ground ho to plant it in. I don't want to hear another fricking word out of you except "thank you" when I'm done using you for my own pleasure.
>practise it to say it with impunity, it's an all purpose speech
not my thing
>You're just here as a vessel for my seed, the dirt ground ho to plant it in. I
leave that out
No
homosexual, try to form a relationship and not only frick drugged prostitutes at a club having one night stands.
Well it can be sometimes, but that's with girlfriend, slow lovey dovey they like that too.
But yeah generally larping as dominant primal caveman rapist just flicks some switches in their head. Same with pinning them down or restricting them physically, like bearhug and you pin her arms behind her back. It's like her brain starts to melt.
It's really cool to see a chick turn into an amoral coomer with no inhibitions.
There's plenty of realistic sex scenes, watch Sopranos for example where Tony spastically slobbers and breathes on random whoers.
I prefer laughter honestly
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god i wish that were me
>she still thrusting her hip after his throat was slit.
dare I say... hawt?
hot as frick holy shit
Unbelievable scene. No woman could overpower a man
Its really easy to flip somebody over like that. even someone much bigger and stronger than you.
What was her problem?
She's wearing underrwear.
YASSSS QUEEEEN SLAYYY
https://xhamster.com/videos/rosamund-pike-burning-palms-4619878
that sex scene with her is superior
People who think this is hot should watch repomen.
Why should i have sex if i can just jerk off?
Listen closely.
You don't always have to frick her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you got to make some love
And frickin' give her some smooches too
Sometimes you've got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometimes you got to say hey
I'm gonna frick you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreeeeeetly
>Why does no serious movie have realistic sex scenes?
by realistic, you mean boring?
When it come to 90% of the sex scenes, it's either being portraited in "Erotic" sense or Comedy.
So there is no reason to really put boring sex scene for no reason.
Not entirely realistic but:
>The sex scene from the pilot of House of Cards had them take a breather after cumming. Then the guy goes to pee, while the girl wipes herself off with kleenex.
>In House of the Dragon they showed the time consuming and involved and intricate process that it would take to remove medieval gowns and armor.
I liked these little touches. Helped with the suspension of disbelief.
i had sex and now i have genital herpes
>It is estimated that, in the United States, 47.8% of people aged 14–49 have HSV-1, while 11.9% of Americans in the same age group have HSV-2 (WHO, 2017).
Why does no one ever say anything about this? Jesus christ. Don't give up your virginity, being "pure" is apparently an actual true and physical thing since it means not having STDs which everyone has.
ok i wont have sex!
It's because you're shit at fricking/thread.
But what i described in OP is precisely the opposite of good fricking. Are you mentally challenged?
Getting fricked and having passionate sex are completely different
I will never have Sex i give up at this point
Why hollywood torture people like this way?
>stick your dick into a woman
>cum instantly
what do?
Viagra
Best sex is the first time with any woman. By the second frick you're just chasing that high and you'll never get close to it
Yeah I know what you mean, not even just the sex itself, but undressing her for the firdt time etc
just like drugs
Disagree
The best is the first time with no condom and when you cum inside
Honestly sex with a condom isn't even worth it
I remember when I was dating some bawd from work, we never even mentioned condoms but she was on the pill. I was scared shitless of her getting pregnant so I always came on her stomach anyway
>mousey girl who sat behind me in college history class was obsessed with me
>broke up with her boyfriend specifically for us to go on one date
>ends in romantic bareback sex in my dorm room, I ask where she wants me to cum
>"anywhere you want"
>bust as deeply inside her as possible with the hardest nut of my entire life
I still think about it quite alot. Man I miss being young and cool and having sex
You can still be cool and have sex, just stop eating fatso
this. that first time is unrivaled. creampieing a pussy, especially if the woman has fooled you into thinking she's in love with you and you reciprocate those feelings, double especially if she's bpd and riled you up emotionally just before the act, is the apex dopamine rush for a man.
OP can’t frick
It’s crazy how Hollywood has brainwashed society into thinking sex looks like a crappy Skinemax flick
The absolute BEST sex looks like you hate each other
Maybe Hollywood people are bad at sex. That could explain why most of them are into kids.
>actual sex looks aesthetically bad
Yes. People think sex IRL looks like porn but it doesn't. Porn isn't real sex, movie and tv sex scenes don't represent sex
I remember people always saying that sex isn't at all like in porn.
But then when I finally had sex it was almost exactly like porn.
I've been lied to and now I wonder what kind of fricked up porn most people watch that they feel it's so different
>It is when you are good at sex anon
Realistically I'd say only 25 percent of this board has sex, and generously 10 percent of those are actually chads that can satisfy a woman just by physical prowess.
>Prot-tip girls don't care about the size of your dick, they care about weird shit like your weight on top of them, and using them like a prostitute. That's what gets them off 100% of the time.
>25 percent of this board has sex
I was being really generous.
>It's probably more like 10% and 1% respectively
This is the normie board after all.
I'm in the 1% of people that satisfy women by just being physically near them, I impose on their dreams and pick up where they left off after I passed them by. By virtue, it never fails.
>they care about weird shit like your weight on top of them
Yeah what's up with that? heard two girls say this exact thing being pleasurable for them but in what way exactly? like an autism hug physical sensation thing?
This guy does it perfectly. It's about taking their space and making them feel wanted, like they are the only woman in your world. Like they're controlled by you and dominated.
>>Prot-tip girls don't care about the size of your dick, they care about weird shit like your weight on top of them,
This is what obese dicklets actually believe
>physically impossible position
wtf are you talking about? most movies just do missionary and doggy.
Top Gun beats the hell out of every other sex scene on film, change my mind.
>Is it because actual sex looks aesthetically bad?
Anyone briefly looking through amateur porn knows this
Watch the tv show You Me Her. Not only is it good, but the sex (very tame) feels the most realistic I've seen. It looks a little akward and like they're actually having fun.
I'm only finishing season 1 of 5, so that may change.
There you have pumps and moans
When I was a virgin, I just copied this guy's entire playbook and it worked great. I can't dirty talk in french though.