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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s one of the most brilliant, cunning and strategic minds in the seven kingdoms I was telling you about

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt George wrote it this way.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't write anything at all. He was playing with drones and RC cars and when they asked him about this he went "Huh? Uh huh sure, whatever."

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't write anything lol

          I mean what he's jotted down in his notes so far, it isn't this shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't write anything lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/t1dmrEF.jpg

      SHANSHA PLEASE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >heh you thought I was talking about Arya but I was actually talking about you, Lord Baelish!
      this scene was max cringe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for you

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick I miss /got/ sometimes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am still angry we didn't see it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When did sansa get raped? Frick I don't remember GoT at all

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When she married Ramsay.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She didn't. She just didn't enjoy her wedding night and normies went insane.
        It was funnier in the books when it was Fake Arya who married Ramsay and he made Theon eat her out to prime her pussy.
        >If she's not wet and willing by the time I'm done disrobing I'll cut out your tongue and nail it to the wall, Reek.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        On her wedding night to Ramsay, but you don't see anything. It's just implied.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She didn't. Ramsay was a flaming homosexual. The show would have you think otherwise, but the hatred Sansa felt towards him was actually all because he refused to frick her. Instead, he spent all his time playing with Theon's wiener.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In the books he made her frick the dogs. Which is weird because I thought they were all supposed to be female dogs.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >female
            He cut off all their wieners too. His obsession with wiener has no bounds. It was hidden pretty well until you see the way he looks at Jon Snow the first time. His wiener was top prize.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I cant be the lord of anything

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you now remember the absolute outrage when sansa got raped
      Did they go too far? This is the same show a dude got his peen tortured off a couple seasons earlier.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The bigger hypocrisy is that Dany clearly got raped by Drogo (odd choice because she distinctly wasn't raped in the books), but people didn't mind that and Drogo is a popular character. But when it happened to Sansa everyone lost their shit.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          after getting raped by drogo, Dany was able to appreciate his good qualities (his gigantic muscles, his capacity to bring her untold riches through conquering) so she decided to have willing sex with him, and rode on top of him. then they fell in love. the fact that this is accepted by women as a plausible story should tell you everything you need to know about the average woman. they want to get raped by chad, because women secretly love rape if it's an attractive person. ramsay wasn't ugly, but Sansa didn't have a maid that said "hey you know if you do BDSM shit and nipple play with Ramsay you could get him to respect you and you can torture random peasants together" instead of just...crying (which Ramsay probably loved, deflowering his ancient enemy's sexy daughter)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they literally could have salvaged that trainwreck of a show by making him absolutely evil and a puppet master and explain all the dumb shit away
      but nope, shit to the end

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, him warging everyone for his own means (and having Sansa/Theon raped for his own viewing pleasure) would have vastly improved the show. Unfortunately it was never used.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sansa I-ACK!!

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so looking forward to the ai powered fan edits we will get of classic shows and the end of Hollywood

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maario Naharis

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Legends never die

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a meme denied his (you)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The last GOT meme standing. A true underdog tale

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Valar morgules

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >to this day, he keeps the peace of mereen while his queen conquers westeros

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was he thinking as he died

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He based!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why did I hang around winterfell for so long

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was probably wondering why his entire plan to marry Sansa off to Ramsay made zero sense and how he seemed like he had zero plans after she married him and how completely out of character that was.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Non-memingly WHY was Sansa given to the Boltons? What did littlefinger gain from that?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I genuinely don't see any reason. It would have made sense if he married her off and then planned on killing Ramsay in order for Sansa to take over Winterfell, but then he didn't do that. The only actual evidence we have of anything is that he had a cuck fetish and wanted to see Ramsay frick her. That's literally it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He gained nothing. Dumb & Dumber merged her plot with Fake Arya from the books. Fake Arya was given to the Boltons to marry Ramsay in order to secure the Lannister regime's legitimacy in the north.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They could have just modified the storyline so that Sansa works with Littlefinger to wed a fake Sansa to Ramsay while she remained incognito or something. It would have been too late to use Jeyne Poole at that point, but they could have just made up some random common girl or the daughter of some obscure lesser lord. Sansa has to watch this poor innocent girl, doomed only by her low status in this cruel world, be subjected to this horrible fate, and have some inner conflict about whether she's really going to go along with Littlefinger's sociopathic scheming, even if she can learn her own lessons in cunning and subterfuge from him. Hell, you can even keep it as fake Arya and the end result will be pretty much the same. There's a lot of ways you could have taken this plot line, and even stray a bit from the books, and STILL have it make more sense than the nonsense D&D presented instead.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It really irks me when random anons on Cinemaphile come up with better adaptations on the fly than what we got on the show.
                Not on you. On Dumb & Dumber.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this ugly goblin so smug?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She ruined the entire show for me. It's not even 100$ Maisie's fault. Whoever the frick decided she's this universe's one punch man should be shot.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >100$
          meant 100%

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what is it with you people always correcting the least confusing typos? relax

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She ruined the entire show for me. It's not even 100$ Maisie's fault. Whoever the frick decided she's this universe's one punch man should be shot.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A great expansion by MrBTongue: https://youtu.be/ek2O6bVAIQQ

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >my only regret... is that I'm dying now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/t1dmrEF.jpg

      SHANSHA PLEASE

      >That guy who thought he was a faceless man and got like a million views.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was getting caught a part of his plan?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I BRING YOU LOVE

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that video
        holy fricking cope…

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shansha, I thought you'd have been happy with the rape! It made you super smart and tough and now you're even gonna be queen! I thought you'd make me your right hand man and trusted advisor!

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit felt like it was right by one of those fix-it fanfiction authors. It was so fricking bad I'd be embarrassed of writing it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're not embarrassed by this post? did you mean written?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ESL bro?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHANSHSA PLEASE I'LL WORSHIP YOUR FEET GODDESS SHANSHA NO NO DONT FART IN MY FACE PLEASE BRAPPSPSHSHSHSHSHSH

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now his name is Stinky Finger

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And what of good Solonius?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lady Shansha forgive me, i'm a bit confused...

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chudbros rise up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blows my mind how Euron is not a fan favorite character. I already liked him when he was introduced but he became my best friend when he slaughtered all the sand bawds. Thank God they were finally out of the show.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's much different (better) in the books

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So it’s just bookBlack folk being gay? Because Euron is cool even if he’s worse in the show.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Book Euron is supposed to be REALLY cool.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              People shit on AFFC but the Ironborn chapters are just awesome. I'd love to see what Victarion and Euron do next.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I liked the Ironborn chapters but I hated the Dorne chapters.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd also really like to see what happens with Marwin. I re-read the books a couple years ago and I was surprised to see Mirri-Maz Dur mention him in book 1.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think the twist is Marwyn IS a part of the master conspiracy, it’s written in a way to seem like marwyn is a rogue maester who doesn’t agree with their goals but really he does agree, he just thinks the current generation at the citadel is too passive and cowardly to make any real progress, and he will work to eliminate Danny and her dragons with his vast knowledge of the arcane

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's not cool. At all. He's a joke clown and silly comicbook villain that does not fit whatsoever into Game of Thrones.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are supposed to think he is a fraud at first, but TWOW sample chapter reveals not only is he legit, he is much worse than people think. He has ancient evil magic up his sleeve and is about to unleash hell.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SALSA PLEASE! DONT TRUST THE BUCCAL FAT SURGEONS OF WINTERFELL...SALSA...NOOOH!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the horror

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *rawr*

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was littlefinger the most ruined character in all of got?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Him or Tyrion

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still maintain it was Robb.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would honestly argue that Varys' death is even more abhorrently stupid than Littlefinger's.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's true, I think at that point people just stopped caring and Varys was given a slightly more dignified and reasonable death that didn't involve that smug goblin ninja.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Varys was given a slightly more dignified and reasonable death
          I actually disagree. Despite how horrendous Littlefinger's death is, one can still make sense for why the writers wrote the scene the way they did. They thought they were being clever by making Littlefinger's downfall happen due to him being outschemed by the Starks after he outschemed Ned and Catelyn. The way it happened was downright moronic but I can understand the thought process behind it. I genuinely don't understand what the frick they were thinking with Varys. You turn arguably the smartest and most cautious character in the show to a complete fricking idiot just to throw him away in the most meaningless death imaginable. It's inexcusable no matter what way you look at it. There is no logic to anything Varys does in Season 8.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They clearly meant to introduce Aegon but dropped it, so Varys and his eventual downfall make little sense. Still, I think Varys had it slightly better because to his credit, he anticipated that Dany was going to cause trouble and he was right. How he came to that conclusion was stupid, but he at least had a point. Littlefinger was presented as an ambitious and intelligent schemer but at the end of the day his plan made absolutely zero sense and in no way aligned with his goals.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think the show ever hinted at adapting fAegon. As for Littlefinger's intelligence, it's hard to say since D&D clearly had no fricking plan for his endgame. In the books, Littlefinger is honestly smart but most of his success comes from him being a lucky bastard dealing with incompetents. It has been very much implied in the Alayne chapters that eventually he's going to get his comeuppance big time because he's too smart for his own good.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's true, I think at that point people just stopped caring and Varys was given a slightly more dignified and reasonable death that didn't involve that smug goblin ninja.

        Does anyone have the webm of Conleth Hill throwing down his script in disgust and Gwendoline consoling him?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Varys deserved a shit death. Frick him.

        >abandons ned stark to die and won't help at all
        >acts like a power player but doesn't do shit
        >his whole endgame is to bring the targs back, even tho he b***hes about how the lords don't care about the common folk
        >spends his whole time pretending to be scheming while barely doing shit at all

        if he didn't die here...then when? Dany came and fricked kings landing. Vary's master secret plan got over 9000 people killed. Did he even have a good plan? What was the point. He was a dumb gay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >acts like a power player but doesn't do shit
          off the top of my head he's the reason tyrion escapes and its implied he intentionally lead him into killing tywin. also, in the books he kills tywin's brother and maester pycelle

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jaime
      >"I never cared about the innocent"
      >This is being said by the same guy who murdered the mad king because he was about to burn Kingslanding

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if I was a betting man, I would bet stannis wins
    Reminder George had set up the fake ayra married Ramsay and stannis killing the boltons and d&d ignored and rewrote in the final draft.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frickable thighs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >jizz stains
      SHANSA PLEASE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a troony without makeup on

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    While we're talking crowd pleasing TV morality, did it bother the hell out of anyone else that Sansa had Littlefinger executed immediately after he saved Winterfell?

    I get that he was the world's biggest c**t in general but it seems jarring that he finally got his comeuppance after the single most heroic thing he ever did

    Now that I'm thinking about it, the "Gandalf at Helm's Deep" moment is always reserved for bad guys in GoT isn't it? Littlefinger, Stannis at the wall, fricking Tywin at the Blackwater

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh, you seem to have messed up one of those examples and listed a good guy

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When will the next book be finished?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Talk me out of buying the 4K set for $125.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you could torrent it for free

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just buy seasons 1-7. For season 8, turn your TV off and stare at it for 10 hours. Thank me later.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's never finishing the series. It's time to let go, pals. It's painful, I know.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That means Stannis wins, and so do we.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        On this topic, why did the show hate certain characters so much? Stannis and Edmure are the two biggest examples of this, but I'd add in Mance too. I genuinely don't get it and I wonder if it comes down to them disliking the actors and punishing them in some way. That Barristan's actor implied this is the only evidence I have but it's the only explanation that makes sense.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I wonder if it comes down to them disliking the actors and punishing them in some way
          Yarp. You got it one. D&D should be flayed living.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stannis literally had a super hot lady who worshipped him who was also magical and gave him effortless win after win. He also never faced any consequences for his reprehensible actions. He was the biggest mary sue in the entire show.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Red Witch is like a succubus draining Stannis life force to kill Renly and the guy who commanded Storm's End
            >Lost at Blackwater
            >Killed his daughter for snow to melt, loses anyways

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The only time Melisandre helped him win was at storm's end.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a witch that will abandon him for Jon and might even try to sacrifice his daughter to resurrect him, seeing how Stannis will handle and react to that should be interesting

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Man frick Edmure, nutted in his Frey b***h while his whole family died a few meters away. I hope Lady Stoneheart ambushes the Lannisters taking Edmure to Casterly Rock and decapitates Roslin and brains Edmure's half-frey baby on a rock in front of him.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That wasn't his fault, he had no idea what was happening because he was fricking. The bigger issue is that he tolerates his wife after he found out she knew about the RW, he's at fault for that

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          D&D are israelites that hate honorable white man

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any day now.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t give a frick about your dead friend George, finish the books, you’re gonna be rotting next to him soon and all anyone will care about is your series. Fricking get over yourself fat frick, I’m actually going to desecrate your grave

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did she mean by this? Was it 2deep4u bullshit like sending a message to god?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she didn't fly so good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If he wanted to push me out of the castle, he'd surely shoot me first

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The sansa arya fighting arc is so fricking dumb and pointless just to lead to his shitty fricking death almost literally anything would have been better
    even nothing
    literally nothing except the final scene where she kills him
    would be way less stupid

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sovl

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was Balon the absolute worst king?
    >proud like a targaryen but has nothing to be proud of
    >belligerent but with frick all plans aside from short term opportunism
    >hates the people who beat him when he was the one who started the fight
    >"what is dead may never die!" (dies)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah in the books he's also moronic,why would you give away the chance to ally the stark and gain independence just so you can hold some useless land in the north shores ? The moment the north its defeated either stannis or the lannisters would kill him easily

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they used to rule large swaths of the riverlands and were only stopped by the targaryens. They probably think that they could get back to this point now that there were no dragons to stop them

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they used to rule large swaths of the riverlands and were only stopped by the targaryens. They probably think that they could get back to this point now that there were no dragons to stop them

        Balon's been seething for a decade by that point. He's a moron motivated by revenge and the ironborn are all morons for following him. He'd be the dumbest moron in Westeros if not for Victarion, Damphair and Theon, so it must be genetic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah Robb had a good deal.

      >Get your son back
      >Get permission to burn Lannisport again which is richer and closer than fishing villages in the North
      >Get to be a independent king

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, in the books he's basically just a plot device to frick over Robb/the North

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he talk so weird?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think they just let him do whatever he wanted. After season 3 he's doing the same silly evil voice all the time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whats this from?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://e-hentai.org/g/1563010/d986e2819c/

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He quickly realized it was a stupid show and decided to have fun and talk in a stupid voice. I can't blame the guy. He's not the only actor who eventually just gave either.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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