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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Pulp Fiction
    >Long
    I have no idea what it's runtime is but it flies by.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. Sit down
    2. Watch the movie
    3. Get up when it's over

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    huh

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Designate an old drink bottle to piss in.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Movie cant be that good if you have to figure out how to watch it

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I do shifts of around 15 minutes cycling in and out to watch the movie between Twitch streams and Youtube essays about the movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Break up long movies into multiple 20 minute sessions with lots of youtube and tiktok between each marathon.

      You low attention span zoomer homosexuals make me sick. No wonder everything sucks now.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw trying to watch Irishman

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Set aside an afternoon or evening to watch long films. Make a special meal or order take-out beforehand so you can eat and watch at the same time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      can americans really not go 2 hours without stuffing their face with shit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He’s saying wait to watch the movie until dinnertime and eat something nice you pole smoking euro

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        70% of them are overweight or mobidly obese. what do you think?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        t. anorexic europoor

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I literally can't watch anything without eating. Sitting in front of the tv and stuffing my face are so closely related now that they're inseparable for me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch at 200 % speed and play with your phone.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take your meds

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    unless it's over 3hr 30m, it should be fricking easy to watch the movie. I take maybe one short break at halfway point if I felt like it.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch mystery recapped
    Marathon the wikipedia plot summary

    Tripled my kino intake. I now watch 5 movies in my lunch break

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    watch it at 1.5x speed

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Break up long movies into multiple 20 minute sessions with lots of youtube and tiktok between each marathon.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >crank speed up to 1.4x
    >pause and take frequent breaks, especially when you feel tired
    >position yourself so you can see the screen and your phone at the same time, so you don't have to keep looking away
    >find someone who's already seen the movie to watch it with you so they can explain plot points when you missed them

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I check the year it was made, anything long made after ~2010 is long because the director is a pussy who couldn't stand to cut any of his precious film he worked so hard making, rather than the story being big enough to warrant the runtime.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch 20 minutes and if it's not interesting shut it off.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm always confused at this issue. People make time to wake up, start their job on time, go hang out with friends, look at porn, play video games, argue of facebook, instagram, and Cinemaphile but then when they find out the movie isn't 90 minutes they scream bloody murder. When I find out a movie is longer than 90 minutes, I check my personal schedule for either the day or the next couple of days and make time around it

  19. 2 years ago
    Nigger slayer

    I can only watch godfather and heat.
    Avengers lord of the rings, pulp fiction are all boring

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Lord of the Rings is boring

      Get the frick out of here homosexual and go back to Napoli and such dago wiener

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Im from iran lol and that movie sucks donkey balls. I fell asleep rewatching it.
        >A midget, his fat lover, and a crack addict get rid of a ring in a long ass journey with boring politics and nerdy dungeons and dragon magic shit going on.
        It's for nerds just like star wars

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I didn't enjoy movie
          ok

          • 2 years ago
            Nigger slayer

            >forgot to add my name
            It's overrated and nothing special.
            Godfather 1 and 2 is peak cinema it cannot get better than this.

            Die hard, predator, snake in eagle's shadow, universal soldier, rambo, undisupted, ongbak, bloodsport, rocky, demolition man all mog lord of the gays franchise.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              entry level pleb

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Im from iran
          Opinion disregarded

          • 2 years ago
            Nigger slayer

            Im the true descendant of the aryans

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Name ten successful Iranian scientists and I'll kneel.

              • 2 years ago
                Nigger slayer

                Edit
                Abd al-Hamid al-Katib (?–756), founder of Arabic prose along with fellow Persian
                Abu al-Qasim Muqane'i (10th century) physician
                Abu Dawood (c. 817–889), Islamic scholar
                Abu Hanifa (699–767), Islamic scholar
                Abu Said Gorgani (10th century) [1]
                'Adud al-Dawla (936–983), scientific patron
                Ahmad ibn Farrokh (12th century), physician
                Ahmad ibn 'Imad al-Din (11th century), physician and chemist
                Alavi Shirazi (1670–1747), royal physician to Mughal Empire of South Asia
                Amuli, Muhammad ibn Mahmud (c. 1300–1352), physician
                Abū Ja'far al-Khāzin (900–971), mathematician and astronomer [2]
                Ansari, Khwaja Abdullah (1006–1088), Islamic scholar
                Aqa-Kermani (18th century), physician
                Aqsara'i (?–1379), physician
                Abu Hafsa Yazid, physician
                Arzani, Muqim (18th century), physician
                Astarabadi (15th century), physician
                Aufi, Muhammad (1171–1242), scientist and historian

                Most of the scientists and contributions of the islamic golden age were persians, barely arab dogs

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'll be honest I've heard of one of those (al-Khwarizmi) but just because I'm into programming. The rest are literal whos.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >le islamic golden age
                ripping off ancient greeks is your biggest achievment lmao
                kys Black person

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So why did you let yourself get conquered by the Arabs?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                who?

              • 2 years ago
                Nigger slayer
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              maybe one of your great grandmas was a descendant of the aryans before getting raped by dozens of turko-mongolic tribes lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          there are no politics nor gays.

          • 2 years ago
            Nigger slayer

            No, the politics of the human kingdom, elf stuff and all that lame shit.
            Good for tolkein with his world building, but it's fricking boring,

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Heat is the most dull shit I’ve ever watched

      • 2 years ago
        Nigger slayer

        That means you're a homosexual

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jack off break every time a woman shows up

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you absolutely must watch it, Satantango is the only movie that genuinely benefits from watching at a speed greater than 1x.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get off you're damn phone

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The older I've gotten the more I've found myself watching movies in halves. I used to laugh at RLM's Jay complaining about movies over 2 hours, but I get it now. Unless it's a LoTR or Harry Potter rewatch my brain just can't deal with it.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched pic related in one sitting just because I wanted to automatically win any time "what was the longest film you've watched" comes up.
    This was 3 years ago and that conversation still hasn't come up yet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hey anon, what’s the longest movie you ever watched?
      I probably win, Seven Samurai was 3 1/2 hours long!

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tiktok has actually fricked a generation Jesus christ

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sneedwatching @ 1.35x speed

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    me and my girl just text each other while we watch lol
    also just random Tik toks help the time go by faster
    I watched all those dudes movie, “Akira kurosawa” like this, you could say I’m a bit of a cinephile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >has a gf
      >dabs all over Ahacka Kurohacka
      incredibly based

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I watch sátántangó???? . .

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get a bottle of wa’ah not far from my couch
    >sit down and watch the movie
    >pause the movie if I have to piss

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically admire ADHD zoomers who can watch 3 different things at once while being on their phones too
    When I was a kid my parents would always start doing random shit around the house when we were supposed to watch a movie
    >oh let me do the laundry
    >ah I need to sort some documents
    >crap I need to do the dishes
    >let me have a business conversation real quick
    >oh is the movie over already? damn I missed it again can you tell me what happened?
    makes me wonder if low attention spans are genetic or learned behavior
    even now when I decide to watch a movie with them I have to take their phones because they keep checking their emails every 5 min or googling random trivia about actors or plot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My parents do this whenever I try to spend any time with them and it is very annoying. And now they ask me why I don't spend any time with them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have kind of tamed my father to be afraid I wont be watching a single movie with him again if all he does is anything BUT watching the movie
        my mother is a stubborn b***h aka woman so I have given up on her

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fast forward when I feel I'm getting the gist. I've tried not to, but my hand keeps reaching for the controller.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >t. anorexic europoor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Like a fricking accordion

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spend the day outside and don't look at your phone more than 5 times

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the only way to watch a film is by leaving your phone off in another room, thats the only thing stopping you from concentrating

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am able to watch movies without checking my phone. Why aren't you?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the original uncut version of das boot in one sitting.
    Come at me.

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