>sharks are the enemies
>nothing features the real big boy motherfrickers, orcas
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>sharks are the enemies. >nothing features the real big boy motherfrickers, orcas
That’s because they are whales, you stupid homosexual. Why did globohomosexual gay-terms like “ocra” have to replace Killer Whale?
Cause they are actually Dolphins who kill whales. Originally called Whale Killers.
They're dolphins you fricking moron. Jesus christ fricking amerifat education. Fricking kys stupid homosexual
Dolphins are whales moron.
that's like saying rats are bears
No it's like saying rats are rodents
read a fricking book you dumb frick
"Killer Whale" is such a badass name
This, it's just one of those names, like a tyrannosaurus rex or a crocodile or falcon such awesome sounding names that are fun to say.
Then you have
>pig
>moose
>buffalo
>yak
>elk
>squid
All the goofy stupid animals sound stupid and the cool animals sound cool.
Rhinoceros that's a cool one.
>elk
>goofy
Check yourself, b***h ass homie
Pigs have boar, swine, and razorback.
It's a mistranslation. It's supposed to be Killer of Whales since they're actually dolphins.
>Why did globohomosexual gay-terms like “human” have to replace Killer Ape?
Idk anon
lmfao
>Why did globohomosexual gay-terms like “ocra” have to replace Evropan terms like "grampus"?
You're literally an old man screaming at clouds. When anything changes you get scared and upset, regardless of the reason.
>anything changes
there are some things that are just fine the way they are, until a mentally ill homosexual decides to change it for no reason other than to make people seethe
But he’s right though
I know. hate that shit. they're KILLER WHALES. frick off with this orca shit.
orca is literally their latin name you moron, you may as well be annoyed nobody calls them grampuses anymore
they've been increasingly referred to as orcas since the mid 20th century
If you want to actually argue about meme globohomosexual naming, complain about people calling them "blackfish" because they can frick right off
can you stop pretending to be moronic on an anonymous imageboard please.
>Why did globohomosexual gay-terms like “ocra” have to replace Killer Whale?
Orca is the latin species name. Since they're now endangered, media avoids the common name since that would make them seem less sympathetic. Why would anyone care if "killer whales" go extinct (they wouldn't)
they should call them
>blubber-puppers
>oreo-friend-whales
>totally friendly seal annihilators
or something equally lame to get the funko-pop audience on their side.
They aren’t whales. It was a moronic name to give them in the first place
dolphins(dolphinidae) are toothed whales(Odontoceti) which are cetaceans
Scientifically yes, whale encompasses a large amount of aquatic life including dolphins, but colloquially whale refers to actual fricking whales like blue whales or sperm whales.
>sperm whales
Those guys like people, too, as long as you're free diving. They don't like SCUBA gear.
that's because they're toothed whales like dolphins, it's the big baleen frickers that are antisocial and don't have pods
Of course they have pods moron
he was trying to get a sniff but she kept turning
Sperm whales make clicking noises so loud they paralize every animal around them. The sound is so powerful it can break all your bones just by being near them, so they avoid making those clicks near humans
They like us
>They like us
Which is strange considering historically we are their sole predator, besides some larger sharks going after young calfs.
>Sharks could be here he thought. I HATE sharks.
Excellent bait mate
they are dphins, whale killers
>Every Kyogre thread on /vp/
It's a mistranslation, they're "whale killers", because they hunt whales, among other things.
Wanted that whale dick.
any good sites to watch tvs and movies? the site i use is down
Except fricking Orca dummy
This there was a 1977 Jaws ripoff movie called Orca.
Epic trailer
music by ennio morricone
It was better than Jaws
they don't make em like this anymore boys
Kino trailer
I'd have brought my entire extended family to watch this if it were premiering now
That was one pissed off porpoise.
I don't trust these frickin' things
>no recorded attacks on humans in the wild
yea, cuz they're smart enough to dispose of the evidence.
sure "big ben" or whatever saved a bunch of people from drowning. Uh huh. believable.
he was probably just astroturfing so they can get away with more shit once people stop suspecting them of marine-crime.
Why would orca whales care about "covering up evidence"?
>oy vey mammoys, we're the good guys, whales are the real killers (rubs fins)
But there is
yea gonna call BS on this
orcas are perceived as smart, so that automatically excludes any anime or vtuber shit. should pick a better animal like a hagfish or something
once again mogged by a shark
yeah, no. Chloe exists. Cope
854k is clearly a smaller number than 4 million
>numbers numbers numbers
Why the frick are holobronies like this?
Not when you're dealing with data
Free Willy convinced amerifats that KILLER whales are the good guys
We call them Freedom Whales now
TOP KEK
Fricking hell.
But they are.
They're fricking serial killers.
Look up the doc "Invasion of the Killer Whales" or maybe you can find just this segment online but a pod of like 15 killer whales genocides an entire breeding colony of narwhal numbering in the hundreds.. they killed them all and didn't even leave one. The film makers were emotional and throwing up over it.
I'm dead ass look it up. Frick killer whales
Damn they sound like another smart species on earth that also murders animals for fun.
Animals killing other animals is natural.
Narwhals look moronic sounds like they were trying to do us a favor
Orcas are fricking bros
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_whales_of_Eden,_New_South_Wales
It's incredible these things exist. Just look at that mouth.
>You're such a bro with your whales that when you frick up and hurt one to the point he dies you build a fricking museum for him
RIP Old Tom. Gone but not forgotten
"The Law of the Tongue" is whalerkino
Just beautiful
no cap? for real?
I can't believe that people who cry and vomit over animals being animals and nature running it's course are the same species as us. What went so wrong in our history that we became this weak, sensitive group of cowards?
believe it or not it started with women's suffrage
I'm now imagining an orca with a Stalin moustache
Pretty soon we'll have robot sharks that we'll have to deal with
>main chick was supposed to survive but test audiences liked the black cook better so she gets eaten at the last second
This flick was kino.
The Chad great white and the virgin orca
Uhm it's actually the other way sweaty
>never attacks humans
Dumb orcagay
imagine taking 6 months to make this image
>always decripted
lmao
And no one that read that thought it was wrong. Americans are so fricking dumb, this ain't even my first language.
>intelligance
>decripted at
>fragil
>artic
>LAUGHTS
Did a Black person write this shit?
>cant digest human meat
what moron made this
They can be the villain and the hero, that's how deep their character is.
And yeah they're so hard they actually went back into the ocean where things were harder, and they were still apex.
I actually saw them when they were still at Sea World. It beached itself at the front of the pool and spit at a woman. She was drenched from head to toe. It laughed and went back in the water.. everyone applauded. Then it jumped like 20 feet in the air making an arch.
holy frick learn to write English
I think orca in the wild don't attack humans because they recognize us as another apex superpredator like them and thereby know not to frick with us. Real recognize real, granddad.
Sharks are pretty smart, actually. Groups of Great whites had been recorded using group hunting tactics.
Everything has been recorded using group hunting tactics.
Orcas BTFO Great Whites, dumbass.
I watched a pod of orcas torture a sea lion to death for 40 minutes one time while I was fishing on the ocean. I don’t think any other creature enjoys killing and dispensing pain and punishment like and orca. They shook the seal so bad they probably broke every bone in her body
Someone post the webm where the seal gets yeeted a hundred feet in the air
Thats how they teach their young to hunt
Except cats.
Also, are you the greenland anon?
Imagine being an orcagay or a beargay lmao
Have sex
moron think a gorilla could beat a grizzly when he would slice his face and he would run back to africa
If you took a given gorilla and a given bear the bear would win every time.
But take the king Kong of gorillas (not actually 20 feet tall, just the most bad ass filthy gorilla that ever lived) and it would smoke any bear for sure.
>But take the king Kong of gorillas (not actually 20 feet tall, just the most bad ass filthy gorilla that ever lived) and it would smoke any bear for sure.
It would be a hell of a fight that’s for sure
Where do you guys think a 13+ foot long Siberian Tiger would fit into the equation?
I'd like to see a horror movie with the main antagonist being a serial rapist dolphin
These guys are untapped horror kino.
Imagine a Poseidon Adventure type movie but in a giant indoor aquarium being chased by these things with flickering lights and shit.
Or lost at sea crashing on croatian islands and being stalked by them while you try to get to shore after wrecking on rocks like a mile from shore.
Come on, random indie company get on it.
>croatian islands
>orcas
THey used to frick with humans until we got guns and started shooting them then they stopped.
Vicious but smart things.
>dude orcas are actually extremely peaceful and would never eat you, there are no recorded attacks in nature
what is some other libtard nonsense supported by """"the science""""
Its true. Orca's lose their shit when thrown in captivity, but in the wild they're real chill in regards to humans.
Its a like recognizes like scenario. We're kindred spirits, the psycho mass murderers of our respective biomes.
What did I think of it?
This is one time I had to take the hippies’ side
people will get hung up on the fact that it was made by CNN or that it's clearly biased (it's a scathing critique of sea world) but let's just focus on the amazing fricking footage and eerie narration
?t=6
that one was brutal
>Trainer Ken Peters prepares for a "rocket hop" with Kasatka, a 5000 pound killer whale
>"rocket hop"
>5000 pound killer whale
I've seen Blackfish before but I've only now appreciated the rank absurdity of that sentence and the inherent comedy of this situation. 'Hey let's take a BIG FRICKING ANIMAL THAT WEIGHS AS MUCH AS A CAR and PLAY WITH IT LIKE A DOG. What could go wrong?"
Very good. One of the few clearly lefty hippie docs that I actually agree with.
Pure unadulterated kino. Basically a male orca gets bullied by female orcas and becomes so deranged that he kills multiple trainers and passes on his psychosis to his offspring.
Definitely worth a watch. I don't agree with most what the lefties and happies want for us all but when it comes to the topic of animals they clearly are right. You can't expect a animal this size be hold in captivity and especially in something that would be like putting a human in a snake terrarium, not to completely lose their shit.
There's a scene toward the end of Island At The Top Of The World that features a killer whale attack.
Why don't Orcas attack humans? They should know a lone boat is at a pods mercy. However it seems they always give a wide berth when it comes to even a small boat.
because they're AYYs
Orcas are extremely intelligent and know that zipperheads hunted them. They don't know that the boat doesn't have harpoon guns on it so they don't take their chances.
>However it seems they always give a wide berth when it comes to even a small boat.
I would guess that most of them are smart enough to know the dangers of a propeller. They have no problem swimming right up to a kayak or paddleboard. I think Luna swam into a propeller to commit suicide because he was lonely and depressed. Socializing with people just wasn't enough. He needed Orca frens.
They probably understand that they will get killed if they attack a human
Nah, they just dont give a frick
Because of the implication
orcas have very specific diets that is based on their "culture" meaning they learn from the previous generation what to eat
none of them learn to hunt humans, so they probably just stay away even though they might think we were edible
not worth the risk considering they are the apex predators and will probably not go hungry anyway
bears are like that too, they can kill and eat humans but most stay away unless they're desperate and/or feel threatened
Polar bears are one of the few animals on Earth that see humans as food. It's why the old hunter adage for bears goes like this:
>Black, fight back
>Brown, get down
>White, good night
You either have a high-powered pistol or preferably rifle cartridge or you get eaten, simple as.
>high-powered pistol
unless you're talking about this, a pistol isn't going to save you.
>What is a .50AE IMI Desert Eagle
>trusting anything Israeli
When hunting in bear territory I've seen guys pack revolvers to deal with them. Big old .500 Smith and Wesson motherfrickers. Revolvers never jam like semi autos, they fire just as fast for the first shot (and you're only getting one because bears are fast) and the mag can't fall out (happened once in Wyoming to some poor guy)
I know there are way better guns than a DE around, but this being Cinemaphile and not /k/ I talked about the most famous one
Also, that poor Wyoming frick
A .44 Rem Mag, .50AE, .454 Casull or similarly large caliber pistol will kill anything on 2 or 4 legs in North America (really the only thing they will have trouble with are the megafauna of Africa). In Greenland, the Danish snow rangers or whatever they're called are issued bolt action rifles and Glock 20s chambered in 10 mm Auto, so if 10mm is considered good enough to fend off polar bears, the above calibers are more than enough.
its this all their behaviour is learned because they live so long, they're able to pass down knowledge
and hunting humans is not part of their culture
it would be just like them seeing a starfish, just something you ignore
What if there was a pod THAT LEARNED
never gunna happen for heaps of reasons
What if a pod starving due to GLOBAL WARMING AND COMMERCIAL FISHING happens to stumble on a shipwreck
they do.
I would've found this pretty funny in 2010 but it's very stale in current year ngl
because the orcas aren't doing enough? i know. i'm upset about it too.
zoomer pls stop, you're giving /misc/ comedy a bad name
If anything it's even funnier. Orca are doing more for the white race than whites themselves and I guarantee you they do it
purely out of amusement because they observed that the dark-skinned naked apes can't swim nearly as well as the light-skinned ones.
Have they ever even tipped a boat over or is this just your fanfic?
>he doesnt know
see
It's pretty well documented and very unusual considering most wild orca chill when around humans and/or even help each other mutually hunt fish.
>It's pretty well documented that they haven't
Cool, I figured as much but thanks for the confirmation.
They respect us and give us tribute.
>"Hey human want some rock CD's?"
The e-girls have gotten to the sea life!
Most whales learned to avoid boats because humans can kill them. That's partly why they sometimes help humans. They know humans have intelligence to kill them so they avoid hostility.
Orcas are nice creatures if you don't imprison them, any intelligent animal would kill people if imprisoned, at least humans would.
>Between the 16th and 19th centuries, giraffes were often called kamēlopárdalis, literally camel-leopard, becuase they looked like a camel with a leopard's spots, before the word giraffe was loanworded from arabic
what is this giraffe shit, they're fricking CAMEL LEOPARDS
That is the name of giraffe in greek to this day.
>When this film was playing it's initial engagement at the Fox Village theatre in Westwood (adjacent to UCLA) executive producer Dino de Laurentiis stopped by the venue several times to check the grosses. On opening night, he predicted it might out-gross the film that "inspired" it, the original Jaws. By the end of its first week, it became clear that not only would it not gross nearly what Jaws had done, but that it would likely not even make back it's production budget. In response to this realization, de Laurentiis loudly and emotionally wailed to the theatre's manager: "Why! Why nobody like my whale!?!"
>"Why! Why nobody like my whale!?!"
kek
>wailed to the theatre's manager
KINOTERRY
>dorkas
Orcas are definitely more deadly, but they have basically never attacked anyone.
Unlike dumb sharks who mistake people for seals or whatever.
Sea mammals frighten me. There's so many reports of dolphins or whales being friendly with people, or downright assisting them that it seems so extremely unnatural to me. Add on the fact that they're intelligent and can easily outmaneuver you in the open water, it just gives me the feeling of being powerless
when was the last time you watched jaws?
A couple of years ago. I can happily report that it is still a fantastic movie.
>orcas
>enemies
Holy based
Truly the white man's friend.
>You watch the land, I'll watch the sea.
>nothing features the real big boy motherfrickers, orcas
They don't attack people in the wild.
They're mammals and therefore sympathetic
Like most children, I was interested in dolphins. My uncle told me they were just gay sharks.
Don't you mean dolphins? They are kill and rape other dolphins for fun
how come their akin is so smooth and pristine while some whales are full of scars and mollusks
It's so they are more attractive to humans, which is evolutionarily advantageous as it means we will give them food in an attempt to frick them.
because sperm whales do battle against colossal squids that have hooks and shit built into their tentacles
Why do they fight?
sperm whales eat them
squids don't want to be eaten
kaiju stuff
to protect gilfs.
Because of a woman
It's kaiju stuff you'll understand in time.
I cannot wait until we manage to get footage of this.
I want to watch a leviathan and a kraken fight
frick are these things real?
They are.
Orcas are genuinely terrifying. They are smarter than elephants and arguably more powerful. Their social complexity is probably matched only by humans but they are so difficult to truly compare to us due to the disparate habitats we evolved in.
there is absolutely nothing on this earth that strikes more fear into me than killer whales
They don't attack people and they look kinda cute while sharks are deadeyed fish with glass shards for teeth
is that a dolphin it ko's?
Absolutely mogged.
>"Know your place, homosexual."
Honestly amazing that such a large animal can generate so much thrust to propel themselves so high up in the air and out of the water. That dolphin probably got its spine severed
i thought orcas and dolphins would be bro's considering they're related
guess not
dolphins are seaBlack folk, raping and killing for fun
Just pause at Minute 0:04 and 0:05
GG SCRUB LRN 2 DODGE
why did he do it, bros?
the dolphin was just trying to have a good time...
Orcas putting rapefins in their place.
Str vs Dex
Orcas don't hurt humans
For me its Giant squids
Why is there alaways a random Orca thread on Cinemaphile?
Orcas are mammals, so not really a fish
Because there isn't a single recorded fatal orca attack in the wild, ever. "Killer" whales lol