Which god gave her THOSE powers?
Shazam
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Which god gave her THOSE powers?
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
shaZAMN
it shouda been shaDAMN
uh aren't all these shazam people kids turned into adults with magic?
Legal is legal my friend.
they make two jokes about this in the movie.
as in shazam stays a kid while she transforms into her adult form and /ss/ then happens?
Shes an adult so she just gets the costume and powers
The jokes are about 2 shazamlets trying to fuck thousand year old goddesses while being underage
James Gunn is a pedo
Except for this one. Mary's the exception, she's college-age in her human form and basically looks the same but bustier.
The black girl is like 8 though and turns into Megan Good. Definitely had some weird feelings about her.
So that’s the excuse?
She turned 18 and doesn’t have an adult form like the rest of the kids
Is she young enough to play wonder woman
Yeah I hope she plays wondy in the Gunniverse
I’ll actually be able to jerk off in the theaters for once
well she looks younger than galgadot that much is for sure
also yea she would have been perfect ww
You think panties materialize with the rest of her costume?
Greek gods didn't wear panties
SHAKAHZARMILKERSAM!!!
It's gay that her skirt is basically Wonder Woman's. It ages the character.
>Character has average breasts and shows a tiny bit of skin just above the knee
>/misc/ spergs out and starts coming
Y'all gotta get outta the house fr
tiny bit of skin is pretty big for a hollywood movie in 2023
hi, thanks for replying to my post. im trans btw not sure if that matters.
Mtf or ftm tho?
Thanks for sharing, anon.
Legs > Breasts
post proof
Id like to go to your world where these are average breasts
You already live in it, the problem is they’re usually attached on top of jabba the hutts body, it’s easy to have big fat tits if the rest of you is big and fat too.
sometimes you have to take the good with the bad.
No, fatsos do not count as having big tits.
I used to think like this too, avoiding the fatties but when you finally slip between the milk of even a fatbitch, all your fears and tribulations melt away (until u cum). as long as their pussy aint fucked its cool. after that 1st experience I take milk anyway I can get it
You disgust me you absolute troglodyte.
>average breasts
those are pretty big
>those are pretty big
Yeah if you're a middle schooler who hangs around ugly or pre-pubescent girls all day.
weird projection, janitor
niguer you don't know what you're talking about
lie down before you hurt yourself
+ A decade younger than Gadot.
+ Actually cute and nice.
+ Fucking big tits.
+ Extra: can act.
My sides... Flick is shit but the garden gnome skeleton got mogged hard by Grace.
+ she can speak english
the success of Gadot is a monument to the power of garden gnomeery.
they didn't just give her an acting career even if she's worse than Cara Delevingne, they also were able to make people think Gadot is incredibly beautiful and sexy...
to cast her as Wonder Woman of all fucking roles, it's like a show of force.
"we can cast a literal skeleton to play a woman that's supposed to be both muscular and sexy AH AHAHAHAHA"
they COULD have cast an actress that was right for the part.
they CHOSE NOT TO
Why doea she look pregnant?
ah we wanted to announce our first child in the right way and you ruined it. good job mate
doesn't look pregnant to me.
ugly and prepubescent looking tits are all hollywood tends to hire
there are moments or seconds where it looks incredible
taylor swift in blank spaces when shes on the ground and fully extends her body, her legs are incredible
imma need an image chief
?t=158
she's sitting and does a flashdance move
modest is hottest
if you aren't interested in zettai ryōiki then you are obviously homosexual, and your opinion doesn't matter
>y'all
>outta
>fr
Yet here you are..
In femimist woke 2023 Hollywood this might as well be full porn
>average
made to paizuri shotas
normalfags are much more degenerate than us, they normalized whoring. the fuck are you on about?
> fr
you fucked up
The god of fertility.
I actually want to go see it but I don't have any friends or anyone to see it with
Yeah, my local kinoma also has a no incels policy and even a penis inspection booth.
I used to fret about this until a movie I really wanted to see was in the cinema a few years ago, and I finally went alone.
It was fine, the autistic nervousness goes away once the movie starts
You are an embarrassing human
>framing her tits with the artillery
Intentional, or subconscious expression of sex related trauma?
Does one of the A stand for Aphrodite?
It stands for AWOOOOGA
Duh
Imagine trading
>Speed, Stamina and Courage
for
>Grace, Fligth and Beauty
Hey they do this in comic books too where the female heroes get tied up by tentacles
bitty
>that issue of Multiversity where the femcel uses Shazam powers to become GigaStacy and seduce guys
Wow! She has tits! Just like every other woman on the planet. Just like every other woman. You guys need to find some hookers
Which god gave xer THOSE powers?
still an improvement
mogged
niguer please, learn to discern movie tricks from reality. they can reduce or amplify the perception of boobage as needed.
fuaaark
indeed
good-ness GRACIOUS
america is so gay that make those tits flop!
really interesting movie
>moment one of set of boobas disappear from screen
>a new pair of booba appears
Did Guy show up and goose her?
Reminder, the writers didn't like that Mary reacts so demurely to this so they write a follow up where she beats up Guy in revenge.
This isn't the page in question, but a separate instance where he's beat up by her evil version. I just couldn't find the page I was describing and am too lazy to go into my archive for it.
I have no idea what's happening in these frames.
He's talking to those guys, they look unhappy.
Then those two chicks walk up behind him, the green-haired one has a look of shock and constipation on her face for some reason.
Then they step in front of him for no apparent reason to talk to the guys he was talking to, and the black-haired one flirts with them or something.
Then he pushes past them with a smug shit-eating smirk, presumably because they interrupted his conversation.
Then the green-haired one has a spaz-fit while the guys he was talking to restrains her.
I don't get it.
Just realized she's the main girl from Fall. Based, yet another reason to watch this. Fuck haters.
both girls in Fall had nice titties
I think the movie should have been called Drop instead of Fall
as in HUGE TITTY DROP
I honestly don't get it but you're still a damn legend! Grab yourself some stubbies and a pack of menthols!
fr fr
>stuck on a tiny platform a gorillion feet in the air
>>are you okay?
I mean it's good to know that the person you're stuck with is still sane haven't snapped
I liked how the movie had the time for a clothed bra removal scene.
>Shazam power turns you into your prime age
>Males turn into guys in their thirties
>Girls turn into girls that look college age
Whoa. Really make you think
comunity college maybe
It's going to be impossible to concentrate when she's on screen. Not that I imagine anything complex happening that I need to follow closely.
I'm 60% sure those are implants. She must've had at least nice B cup fat distribution and a good surgeon to get that look. They have too much of a 'shelf' at the top to look like a normal droop of breast tissue.
What? She has no shelf at all, they droop a lot.
Before I saw this set of photos
I thought she had nipples that point straight down.
That's why I said 60% - gonna have to hit up some forums later to look further, but either way they're nice.
Like everyone said - damn shame we're stuck with Gadon still even with a reboot. DC is just finished, its such a clusterfuck, and we can all blame Hamada at the end of the day, it was never Snyder's fault.
>Gadon
I meant whateverherfuckingfaceis, it's late on a Friday and I have no critical thinking skills, and the autist that spam this site has made me finally have a slip of tongue. G-whatever.
Who else remembers the Ratcatcher 2 shill that spammed threads about her in hopes of getting you to watch the suicide squad but failed because no one watched it?
I bet OP is the exact same guy and this movie will fail just as the last one lmao
I watched both of the movies, not for the girl and didn't pay
I NEED a cute big breasted gf. I am INCREDIBLY horny and lonely.
Aphrodite?
Rachel Zegler >> Jenna "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome" Ortega
Hesat, ancient Egyptian goddess in the form of a cow. She is a god of milk and bounty. Mother of Anubis, so you just know.