Shazam

Which god gave her THOSE powers?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shaZAMN

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it shouda been shaDAMN

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    uh aren't all these shazam people kids turned into adults with magic?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Legal is legal my friend.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they make two jokes about this in the movie.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        as in shazam stays a kid while she transforms into her adult form and /ss/ then happens?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Shes an adult so she just gets the costume and powers
          The jokes are about 2 shazamlets trying to frick thousand year old goddesses while being underage

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        James Gunn is a pedo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Except for this one. Mary's the exception, she's college-age in her human form and basically looks the same but bustier.

      The black girl is like 8 though and turns into Megan Good. Definitely had some weird feelings about her.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So that’s the excuse?
        She turned 18 and doesn’t have an adult form like the rest of the kids

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is she young enough to play wonder woman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I hope she plays wondy in the Gunniverse
      I’ll actually be able to jerk off in the theaters for once

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      well she looks younger than galgadot that much is for sure
      also yea she would have been perfect ww

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You think panties materialize with the rest of her costume?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Greek gods didn't wear panties

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SHAKAHZARMILKERSAM!!!

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's gay that her skirt is basically Wonder Woman's. It ages the character.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Character has average breasts and shows a tiny bit of skin just above the knee
    >Cinemaphile spergs out and starts coming
    Y'all gotta get outta the house fr

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tiny bit of skin is pretty big for a Hollywood movie in 2023

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Legs > Breasts

        Id like to go to your world where these are average breasts

        >average breasts
        those are pretty big

        hi, thanks for replying to my post. im trans btw not sure if that matters.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Mtf or ftm tho?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for sharing, anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Legs > Breasts

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        post proof

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Id like to go to your world where these are average breasts

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You already live in it, the problem is they’re usually attached on top of jabba the hutts body, it’s easy to have big fat breasts if the rest of you is big and fat too.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          sometimes you have to take the good with the bad.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No, fatsos do not count as having big breasts.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I used to think like this too, avoiding the fatties but when you finally slip between the milk of even a fatbitch, all your fears and tribulations melt away (until u cum). as long as their pussy aint fricked its cool. after that 1st experience I take milk anyway I can get it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You disgust me you absolute troglodyte.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >average breasts
      those are pretty big

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >those are pretty big
        Yeah if you're a middle schooler who hangs around ugly or pre-pubescent girls all day.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          weird projection, janitor

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          niguer you don't know what you're talking about
          lie down before you hurt yourself

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            niguer please, learn to discern movie tricks from reality. they can reduce or amplify the perception of boobage as needed.

            https://i.imgur.com/My1bOw2.png

            Which god gave her THOSE powers?

            + A decade younger than Gadot.
            + Actually cute and nice.
            + Fricking big breasts.
            + Extra: can act.
            My sides... Flick is shit but the israelite skeleton got mogged hard by Grace.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              + she can speak english

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              the success of Gadot is a monument to the power of israeliteery.
              they didn't just give her an acting career even if she's worse than Cara Delevingne, they also were able to make people think Gadot is incredibly beautiful and sexy...
              to cast her as Wonder Woman of all fricking roles, it's like a show of force.
              "we can cast a literal skeleton to play a woman that's supposed to be both muscular and sexy AH AHAHAHAHA"
              they COULD have cast an actress that was right for the part.
              they CHOSE NOT TO

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why doea she look pregnant?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              ah we wanted to announce our first child in the right way and you ruined it. good job mate
              doesn't look pregnant to me.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ugly and prepubescent looking breasts are all hollywood tends to hire

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there are moments or seconds where it looks incredible
      taylor swift in blank spaces when shes on the ground and fully extends her body, her legs are incredible

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        imma need an image chief

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ?t=158
          she's sitting and does a flashdance move

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      modest is hottest

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if you aren't interested in zettai ryōiki then you are obviously homosexual, and your opinion doesn't matter

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >y'all
      >outta
      >fr

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yet here you are..

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In femimist woke 2023 Hollywood this might as well be full porn

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >average

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        made to paizuri shotas

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      normalgays are much more degenerate than us, they normalized whoring. the frick are you on about?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > fr
      you fricked up

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The god of fertility.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I actually want to go see it but I don't have any friends or anyone to see it with

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, my local kinoma also has a no incels policy and even a penis inspection booth.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I used to fret about this until a movie I really wanted to see was in the cinema a few years ago, and I finally went alone.
      It was fine, the autistic nervousness goes away once the movie starts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You are an embarrassing human

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >framing her breasts with the artillery
    Intentional, or subconscious expression of sex related trauma?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does one of the A stand for Aphrodite?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It stands for AWOOOOGA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Duh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine trading
        >Speed, Stamina and Courage
        for
        >Grace, Fligth and Beauty

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hey they do this in comic books too where the female heroes get tied up by tentacles

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bitty

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that issue of Multiversity where the femcel uses Shazam powers to become GigaStacy and seduce guys

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wow! She has breasts! Just like every other woman on the planet. Just like every other woman. You guys need to find some hookers

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Which god gave xer THOSE powers?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      still an improvement

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mogged

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      niguer please, learn to discern movie tricks from reality. they can reduce or amplify the perception of boobage as needed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        fuaaark

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          indeed

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            good-ness GRACIOUS

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            america is so gay that make those breasts flop!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      really interesting movie
      >moment one of set of boobas disappear from screen
      >a new pair of booba appears

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did Guy show up and goose her?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder, the writers didn't like that Mary reacts so demurely to this so they write a follow up where she beats up Guy in revenge.

      This isn't the page in question, but a separate instance where he's beat up by her evil version. I just couldn't find the page I was describing and am too lazy to go into my archive for it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea what's happening in these frames.

      He's talking to those guys, they look unhappy.
      Then those two chicks walk up behind him, the green-haired one has a look of shock and constipation on her face for some reason.
      Then they step in front of him for no apparent reason to talk to the guys he was talking to, and the black-haired one flirts with them or something.
      Then he pushes past them with a smug shit-eating smirk, presumably because they interrupted his conversation.
      Then the green-haired one has a spaz-fit while the guys he was talking to restrains her.

      I don't get it.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just realized she's the main girl from Fall. Based, yet another reason to watch this. Frick haters.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      both girls in Fall had nice breasts

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think the movie should have been called Drop instead of Fall
        as in HUGE TITTY DROP

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I honestly don't get it but you're still a damn legend! Grab yourself some stubbies and a pack of menthols!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          fr fr

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >stuck on a tiny platform a gorillion feet in the air
            >>are you okay?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I mean it's good to know that the person you're stuck with is still sane haven't snapped

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I liked how the movie had the time for a clothed bra removal scene.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Shazam power turns you into your prime age
    >Males turn into guys in their thirties
    >Girls turn into girls that look college age

    Whoa. Really make you think

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      comunity college maybe

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be impossible to concentrate when she's on screen. Not that I imagine anything complex happening that I need to follow closely.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 60% sure those are implants. She must've had at least nice B cup fat distribution and a good surgeon to get that look. They have too much of a 'shelf' at the top to look like a normal droop of breast tissue.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What? She has no shelf at all, they droop a lot.
      Before I saw this set of photos

      >average

      I thought she had nipples that point straight down.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's why I said 60% - gonna have to hit up some forums later to look further, but either way they're nice.

        Like everyone said - damn shame we're stuck with Gadon still even with a reboot. DC is just finished, its such a clusterfrick, and we can all blame Hamada at the end of the day, it was never Snyder's fault.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Gadon
          I meant whateverherfrickingfaceis, it's late on a Friday and I have no critical thinking skills, and the autist that spam this site has made me finally have a slip of tongue. G-whatever.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who else remembers the Ratcatcher 2 shill that spammed threads about her in hopes of getting you to watch the suicide squad but failed because no one watched it?

    I bet OP is the exact same guy and this movie will fail just as the last one lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I watched both of the movies, not for the girl and didn't pay

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED a cute big breasted gf. I am INCREDIBLY horny and lonely.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aphrodite?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rachel Zegler >> Jenna "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome" Ortega

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hesat, ancient Egyptian goddess in the form of a cow. She is a god of milk and bounty. Mother of Anubis, so you just know.

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