She can barely speak in a standard american accent, how the frick is she gonna pull off marilyn monroe's accent?

She can barely speak in a standard american accent, how the frick is she gonna pull off marilyn monroe's accent?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i wouldve made her mine if she didnt get defiled by that assclown affleck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *imagines her getting BLACKED*

      We know her body better than our own. She's had her breasts sucked and ass licked on camera

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, I'd live with the fact that I'd be eskimo brothers with Affleck if it meant I got a loving Ana wife. It's a burden I'm willing to bear

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who is that woman

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It looks like dua lipa

          Dumb anons

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >So then I said "sure I'll trade my Medichan for your Haunter!"

            and the fricker traded her haunter holding an everstone

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jennifer Lopez

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like dua lipa

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is Ben literally a homosexual? How do you turn down impregnating this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ben affleck on his yacht having a snooze after turning down jizzing his load into Ana De Armas

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh god, what a champ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Affleck is based as frick. Dude has probably piped at least 10-20 10/10 in his life. homie has seen and lived probably every fantasy. He doesn't give a shit anymore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so you're confirming he defiled her?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You'll be too busy to notice her accent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Accent is part of the fun, anon.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *imagines her getting BLACKED*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i know i do
      all the time

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How is she going to pull of MM's breasts?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shes gunna architect just for the movie

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Americans don't even have transatlantic accent anymore tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Monroe didn't have a transatlantic accent, moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no one really spoke in a transatlantic accent. It was really only used in broadcast media news/radio etc

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's going to be acting the level of an snl skit with her Hispanic accent and a breathy tone exactly like a parody but there will be a dozen articles saying she is brave and powerful as America's tramp.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally who cares about the accent, with the correct amount of explicit sex scenes and nudity it will be KINO.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uh anon, the reason it's getting NC-17 rating is not because of nudity, but very graphic depictions of rape, if you are expecting tasteful nudity in this movie you are gonna be very very disappointed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >people get killed horrifically in saw movies
        >rated r
        >woman gets sexed but wasnt into it
        >NC-17

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, I'd live with the fact that I'd be eskimo brothers with Affleck if it meant I got a loving Ana wife. It's a burden I'm willing to bear

      [...]
      Dumb anons

      Here you go
      Is this film even any good? It just looks like a lame erotic thriller done 20 years too late to actually have an edge

      Place DIRECTLY in the trash.

      That's a man.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she can pull off my dick if you know what i meme

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick cares? It'll be rated NC-17. It's gonna be sweet

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Marilyn Monroe
    >chestlet
    i hate israelites more and more every fricking day

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anyone have the webm of her licking her hand?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Here you go
      Is this film even any good? It just looks like a lame erotic thriller done 20 years too late to actually have an edge

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >j-joi what are u doin

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh good, another Marilyn Monroe movie

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >how the frick is she gonna pull off marilyn monroe's accent?
    That question is 90% of the reason why I'm curious about this film.
    Can you guess the other 10%?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      can someone explain the "chair clattering" meme? if it's from a movie i'm not familiar with it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's from Blade Runner 2049
        Goose gets some bad news and kicks the chair, and the subtitles say "[chair clattering]". Hence it's used to indicate a sudden and deep emotional response wherein anon quickly gets up from his chair as he is unable to cope with the mere thought of a happy life with a woman he loves

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          jesus what was the bad news?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he wasn't a real boy

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He's basically following a case that provides some information that leads him to believe he might be a real boy and his entire life was a lie instead of being basically a replicant produced to serve a purpose, and instead finds out he's not a real boy, and has to come to grips with what does it really mean to be a real human bean, and a real hero.

              This scene is him thinking she is a real boy. The memory creator just told him his memory of the horse is a real memory.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's basically following a case that provides some information that leads him to believe he might be a real boy and his entire life was a lie instead of being basically a replicant produced to serve a purpose, and instead finds out he's not a real boy, and has to come to grips with what does it really mean to be a real human bean, and a real hero.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Casey won.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's a wonky cleavage

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >caylee is the same age as me
          wtf

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Casey got lowkey cancelled and hasn't had much of a career since

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Casey-Affleck dating Ceylee Cowan, fricking 22 year difference, shes 24. Sick frick was 24 himself when she was BORN!!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Before she was born she wasn't even born, the sick frick!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >22 year difference
            >he was 24 when she was born
            ?????

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Double burger chads stay winning

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WHAT A LIFE

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dialect coaches do exist

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God I want to fug her

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why tf did affleck break up with ana to marry an old dilapidated hag like jlo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably just different points in their life.
      Ana was probs too into going out and being seen by cameras where Ben has always been a bit avoidant of that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At the end of the day JLo is probably what he always wanted, but he also wanted a domesticated life and JLo wasn't into that at the time so he settled for Jennifer Garner.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't care less how she sounds. I might as well mute it for what I'm using this film for.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    don't you worry your tiny mind about it, goy, just look at ther breasts, goy

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Place DIRECTLY in the trash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Casey Affleck trying to secretly bin Ben's cardboard cutout of Ana and completely failing to be inconspicuous
      This was the funniest part of the whole thing

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she can pull me off. if you understand what I'm getting at

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she's going to whisper like a googoo gaga little baby who just got dropped on her head

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >standard American accent.
    Anyone can speak like an american bud. Put a y'all here and there it's done.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >speak like an American
      America is huge and has hundreds of different dialects

      For example

      That is pretty much specific to one city in America

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    There's a difference between dialect and language you moron

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fake article

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