Marvel has always sucked. I haven’t watched a “super hero” movie since Iron Man 2. They are ridiculous. How can anyone be entertained by it baffles me. Sub 100 IQ dribble.
I dont mind your take but I hate people who watch some of the mcu stuff and act like elitist snobs about the rest. Its all the same, youre not special because you "just like guardians" or "stopped after Endgame" just frick off
I'm glad they let the costumes look a little silly now instead of forcing all the tacticool BS. I know they're not doing it on purpose and it's more just the budget being spread too thin for everything to be given the A+ treatment but it's still nice. Comic books are stupid and the movies should be too.
>m glad they let the costumes look a little silly now instead of forcing all the tacticool BS
I am too, but they typically only bust out the "traditional" costumes when they want to quickly disparage the concept or character, like in Wandavision and with classic Loki in Loki's show.
>I know they're not doing it on purpose
If you set the bar low enough and get everyone used to it you can skip the large budgets and just make bank selling garbage
You better believe it. This is the narrative women are trying to push. The hottest guys that use them as frick meet and dump them are actually incels even though they fricked, it doesn't count because they "tricked" the woman! It's not just here, it's also in that movie with the guy from fricking One Direction playing a crazy incel. All men are bad and they all secretly post on Cinemaphile and listen to alpha male podcasts, that is the only explanation as to why I'm not happily married and keep getting pumped and dumped on Tinder every week.
>Trying to get me to believe that this male model chad looking asian dude is the ringleader of the evil incel website
I see you never seen people that post on /misc/ before
One of the most famous asians in Hollywood right now use to pay to promote AMWF porn ads on /misc/ and was absolutely mind-broken by them. Not even joking. Some people just have massive inferiority complexs, regardless of how warranted they really are.
>she-hulk gets RICED but turns out the guy is working for the evil group that is trying to take she-hulk down
oh wow. We definitely did not see that coming. How can anyone think this is not tripe?
Who the hell decided that weird POV phone shot was okay? Looks like it was done by someone with a fricking giant fetish, except he wanted the giant to be an uncanny CGI creature
My moronic bother does. He's even rewatched episodes. I hear him all the time talking to his idiot friends on playstation, "Its different" "it's like a comedy" "it's not like the OTHER marvel stuff". He doesn't pay for disney tho, so at least there's that.
His favorite show is Bing Bang Theory and Young Sheldon
I started watching Angel near the beginning of season 5 and said the same thing about Lorne. I remember asking my wife literally "do they not realize that guy is green?"
>woman in workplace >constantly on the phone not paying attention
bravo disney
They constantly show us that Jen is fricking abysmal at being a lawyer and is a terrible person, but they play it like she's a fricking saint and the best lawyer ever (she is even nominated for best female lawyer in-universe)
I was under the impression that she's treated that way was because she became She-Hulk, not that she's actually the best lawyer ever or something.
Like the whole reason she got hired by that firm was because of the She-Hulk.
Is this really the caliber of conversations normies have? moronic food truck discussions with emoji replies? I can lecture to a woman for 6 hours how the Industrial Revolution was the worst thing to happen to man kind but I can't find anyone because I need to start talking about fricking food trucks.
>COPYING
I know it's not a Marvel-exclusive thing, but I love when these things assume you're moronic and have no ability to read context so have giant letters on the computer screen say what the computer is doing at any given moment
Marvel should have ended at infinity war, or at least taken a hiatus.
Imagine all those soys crying about the snap and having to wait the IRL time it took for them to fix it
Delusional trust-fund talentless women feminists who were given a writing job to meet a diversity quota because of ESG scoring by a bank that was financing Disney+
>Show: I don't care what losers say about me online!!! >Showmakers: *literally can not stop caring about what so-called losers say about the show online*
Dont even give a shit about her "owning the 4chin haters!!" that CGI looks fricking awful.
How can you watch a show where the main character is a god damn eyesore?
Have MUCucks really just accepted Feige shitting in their mouths and ask for seconds?
>Female character is told she is great instead of showing why she is great >Female character wouldn't be able to handle someone critiquing her to her face because she would assault them for saying mean words.
Bravo Disney.
>There are suddenly lots of people just existing with powers for some reason, so who knows.
Yea this Kinda cheapens Iron Man because he supposedly was the first one and awakened this shit but no, clearly other super powered people existed before him.
He isn't even the first minotaur in the MCU, there is a sorcerer minotaur in Multiverse of Madness
>Bullman >That green Yak man in Kamartaj >That weird blue alien child in Thor 4
It's all so sudden, weird, and unexplained. Is it something that happened in Eternals or Shang-Chi that nobody saw?
I had the great displeasure of watching both Eternals and Shang-Chi.
The only development in eternals (that nobody seems to want to talk about) is there is now an infant celestial who has been frozen/transmuted to marble in the middle of the ocean somewhere with its hand and head poking over the water a good few hundred meters
the shang-chi fantasy realm is some other realm that can be accessed through some chinese forest idk
Are you watching these movies just for the MCU connections? Because Phase 4 wasn't really about that. Shang-Chi and Eternals are almost standalone movies, and that's good. You just had a decade-long series culminating in Endgame, a break is okay.
>Are you watching these movies just for the MCU connections?
yes and no, I wanted to go and shut my brain off for 2 hours and nothing else was showing that I wanted to see
>”Superhumans” that can barely dent a hood >Dude strong enough to leap a dozen feet into the air >but his “charge” is so weak that simply redirecting him only tosses him about a yard
Why dont the well established stars demand better scripts. This goes for ewan mcgregor and tom hiddleston. They seem to like the characters. Why do they settle for being in shit?
I honestly don't get what you are all mad about. It's kinda faithful to Byrne's original She-Hulk minus sexy scenes, it's closer to a sitcom than a superhero show. Not a very good one but still.
the woman who wrote pickle rick is one of the writers, and just like every "empowered career woman" she thinks that just because she needs therapy, everyone does
the woman who wrote pickle rick is one of the writers, and just like every "empowered career woman" she thinks that just because she needs therapy, everyone does
Remember woman want you to be gay friend zone male homosexuals for them. Also notice how she rejected any intimacy until date 3 like sorry woman that shit is on you. These days if you don't frick on the first date woman think there is something wrong with you and ghost you
The idea for the scene is emotional interesting but the execution is dreadful. If this had gone through several rewrites, because it sounds like it hasn’t and was a first draft, you could very easily make a powerfully poignant statement about people only loving one side of you. Instead we get a very cheap and simplistic interpretation of that.
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The idea for the scene is emotional interesting but the execution is dreadful. If this had gone through several rewrites, because it sounds like it hasn’t and was a first draft, you could very easily make a powerfully poignant statement about people only loving one side of you. Instead we get a very cheap and simplistic interpretation of that.
We need to keep in mind that Jen is a fricking terrible person
She has even outright said that she has no interest in EVER helping the Avengers. You know, the people who have saved the world multiple times and literally saved TRILLIONS of lives (probably even quadrillions or quintillions or even more, the universe is really fricking big after all)
I mean, I can get it if she doesn't want to spend her days crimefighting. Sure. But if there's a world-ending threat she still doesn't want anything to do with it. Not even out of self-preservation.
She also deliberately showed up to her friend's wedding in Hulk form because she wanted to take the attention. We also see her constantly goofing off at work (usually related to dating) and being a horrible lawyer in general
>We also see her constantly goofing off at work
I agree with everything, but are you honestly going to tell me that you spend 8 hours a day 100% focused on your job? Frick work
That’s an issue I’ve had with a lot of Marvel writing. One of the few guys who seems to get what heroism is is James Gunn. I say this because one of the subtlest jokes in Guardians of the Galaxy is that they *aren’t* heroes. They’re essentially Seinfeld in Space - horrible people with incredibly selfish motivations. They’re criminals. The sole exception is Groot. In the first movie, the only reason they care about stopping Ronan is that he might destroy the galaxy with the Power Stone, not for the sake of all the other beings who live in the galaxy, but because it’s where *they* live. In the second movie, they’re ultimately only stopping Ego because their own lives are at stake. Hell, even Quill only turns on Ego once he gets angry over how callous he is over Quill’s mother’s death, her death specifically, not the thousands before her.
Honestly the concept behind the scene has potential, but with the context of everything else just is shitty. No one likes your human self because she's frumpy and unlikeable. Not sure who likes she hulk either except she is in shape and actually kind of cute.
Every Marvel Disney+ show does the same "Hey look we put an absolutely fricking ridiculous visual on the screen and it's heckin epic because it's actually from some comic book and we're self-aware about how moronic it looks" thing.
Nah, I dropped it halfway through after the third episode. It was utterly boring throughout all I watched. Non-existent action scenes, a weak nonsensical villain that wasted Ethan Hawke, and Oscar Isaac doing his best lame Marvel quipping as Steven. It didn't strike anywhere close to the tone or style of the comics, and the tone and style it did go for didn't work by itself either.
Moon Knight was the last Marvel Disney+ show I'm gonna bother with. Everything they've put out so far has shown that they have no clue how to actually do good TV. At best they can only come up with something half-decent, like Wandavision or Loki, that still has major glaring flaws. The only show I'll even care about is the Daredevil reboot, and I fully expect them to screw that one up as well when they get to it.
The CGI in this is so horribly bad that I can't believe it. Why anyone would watch this shit is beyond me unless you're just doing it to make fun of it. At least there's some entertainment in that.
I've noticed a huge amount of time in these streaming shows for women is spent on graphics popping up on screen explaining what a characters smart phone is doing.
> villains are literaly "the incels" > they spoiled the SURPRISE BAD GUY via credits three episodes ago and they'll still try to pass it as a gotcha surprise
Mygod, the state of this series.
I wish the empowered progressive writers knew that I only pirate their show because I would gladly jizz on their heroine because both Tatiana Maslany and She-Hulk are kind of coom bait for me.
Every single person who's ever said anything negative about Ang Lee's 'Hulk' - or anything positive about the MCU for that matter - has some apologizing to do.
Honestly, it's sobering to see what a show made by women that is about a woman is all about: dating. That's it. No matter how interesting a woman is, how high-powered her career is, how strong and independent she is, it all revolves around dating.
The capeshit, the continuity, it all exists only to be in service of the protagonist's dating life, how many hot guys she can bang, how many times she wakes up alone, how she isn't as attractive as her alter-ego, and...
holy shit, She-hulk is Dawson's Creek with green skin.
It may not have "demonized" men as bad as it usually does, but literally every male character in the show so far is either a jerk or a joke. The closest we have to a normal, decent guy is Jen's dad.
I thought it was good that they had the little support group
Men are just as emotional as women, they just don't feel the need to project it as much. So seeing men being represented as sensitive and mature was nice
>seeing men being represented as sensitive and mature was nice
Except literally all of them except Blonsky was incredibly heavily gay-coded, flamboyant, and behaved and spoke entirely like women the entire time. You can never just have a normal dude opening up emotionally, they have to act like a complete homosexual or woman, it's frustrating to say the least.
You are forgetting the best part. Jen was the only woman there. That's another thing woman can't handle, sharing the spotlight so of course it was just Jen.
He's completely different. He's some hippie frick who's IMO a bit sanctimonious and even the Abomination design is different
Hulk 2008 may not have been great but frick me they have screwed the character up
He is the same character,
but that character has changed dramatically since the '08 film (spent time in prison and turned into a hippie like
He's completely different. He's some hippie frick who's IMO a bit sanctimonious and even the Abomination design is different
Hulk 2008 may not have been great but frick me they have screwed the character up
After being released from prison he set up a meditation retreat for reformed supervillains.
This is not a crime-fighting show, there is no climactic duel between She Hulk and Abomination.
One of the stipulations about him being released from prison is that he has to wear an inhibitor to prevent him turning into the Abomination.
Roth's character does seem to be fully in control of abomination just like nu-Hulk/She-Hulk.
The reason why She-Hulk visits his retreat is because his inhibitor malfunctions or something.
>Blonsky was such a great villain and the actor was great, not using him again in the movies was such a waste. It's sad seeing him degraded like this.
Marvel either kills of villains or turns them into pacifist pussies like their writers are so bad they can't find a way to keep a villain around and not dead and not a total homosexual. You all should be concerned about Doctor Doom they have not showed yet that they can create a well done villain that is reoccurring.
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>Doctor Doom
He's going to be a Black person homosexual and you will swallow it up like a good goy
So is this episode a misdirect, Blonskys inhibitor goes off, the guy that tried to kill Jen is there, I feel like they want you to think bad shit is happening here but in reality these guys will probably save her in the last episode. The only thing making me doubt is that these writers aren't that smart
Why is Jessica Gao so fricking obsessed with putting characters in therapy and giving them trite monologues and basic b***h armchair psychoanalysis that's presented as if it's all very deep and insightful? Is she just that far up her own ass?
A lot of modern dramatic writing these days has basically just turned into writers doing therapy through their work, because they hear "write what you know" and decide to base everything around their own personal problems
it explains why modern day heroes are psychopathic villains as they're written by people who have a therapis blowing smoke up their ass and convincing them that actually it's everyone else's fault they can't deal with your psychopathic tendencies
I guess that makes sense, yeah. >"Write what you know!" >spend 3-5 days a week in therapy >all you know is going between work and therapy >all character does is go between work and therapy
>writers doing therapy through their work >base everything around their own personal problems
No, I mean literally. Jessica Gao has some raging pseud boner for placing fictional characters into actual therapy sessions and psychoanalyzing them in the most basic and surface level ways with obnoxiously trite monologues that sound like she's trying and failing to imitate her own therapist. Pic related is when she did it in Rick & Morty.
She seems like one of those people who go to therapy for a while and then think they're qualified to armchair diagnose everyone with mental illnesses as if attending therapy makes them a therapist, except she's doing it to fictional characters who can't fight back because she can write them to respond to her obnoxious behavior however she sees fit.
tbh I liked the therapist because this was the time rick and morty was beginning to jerk itself off instead of just being Back to the Future plus Bad Santa.
>Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is, it's not an adventure. There's no way to do it so wrong you might die.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Has Gao ever heard of suicide? Either direct or slowly through things like drug abuse? Or has she considered that maybe Rick coping by being an adrenaline junkie might be a product of managing his mental health poorly?
Poor mental health kills people all the time. What a bizarre thing to say to somebody while also talking about the negative effects of poor mental health.
People who go to therapy normally waste time and money on talking about mundane things for an hour and then come home without having done anything worthwhile. The reason why they keep coming is that it becomes an habit and they develop affection towards the therapist, as a surrogate friend. Those sensible enough know too well that they use their mental fragility to drain their patients of their money. Those who don't tend to fall into the rabbit hole and even do dumb shit like falling in love with the therapist (shit like the crush tony soprano had with melfi is quite common). Ask any psychologist around, they always have lawyers at just one phone call away from suing your ass
the fricking episode literally starts with a scene of tatiana's feet coming into frame as she steps out of the shower. it's so conspicuously happening every episode that even r*ddit normies are pointing it out
That white guy in the middle is kino I just watched a movie with him in it called sundowner it was great and exactly what I'm Gonna do I can't stand England Australia or any other shitty western shithole
It always sucks how people who do a good job with something get promoted out of the thing they're good at and get replaced with someone else who's usually far less competent.
>tell my girlfriend her excessive drinking of red wine every night is not only destroying her mentally and physically but its ruining our relationship >SHE HULK SAID YOUR GAS LIGHTING ME IM GOING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TONIGHT EVEN THOUGH YOU ORGANISED FOR US TO HAVE A NICE DAY OUT TOGETHER
I hate women.
they can write their cringey lines all they want but the ultimate testament to how shit this is (and how they absolutely are aware of that) that they've kept daredevil for the last season, knowing that some people would watch this tragic shit just to see DD
I'm 100% sure that they'll make him look like a complete pussy too - bet themhulk will save him from some frogman homosexual or some other shit and will be like we wuz wimin n shiet
let's face it, all the daredevil fans are gonna cream their pants when he finally appears, As if sitting through all the shitty filler in between was worth it.
I respect them for trolling the people that just want to see Daredevil. We know he's getting his own show like next year so why would you put yourself through this shit just to see a little bit of him? Anyone watching crap just for the cameos deserves to be made fun of to their faces because they're the reason why the MCU is going down the drain. They are the reason why there are entire shows and movies being made for the sole purpose of housing a ten minute long cameo. Stop watching every single piece of shit they put out for that and proving that this strategy works and maybe they'll stop doing it.
yes but those morons will still consume all the shit that comes out of marvel so there's no stopping that now
I respect them for trolling the people that just want to see Daredevil. We know he's getting his own show like next year so why would you put yourself through this shit just to see a little bit of him? Anyone watching crap just for the cameos deserves to be made fun of to their faces because they're the reason why the MCU is going down the drain. They are the reason why there are entire shows and movies being made for the sole purpose of housing a ten minute long cameo. Stop watching every single piece of shit they put out for that and proving that this strategy works and maybe they'll stop doing it.
This show is all build-up and no pay-off. They're going to keep teasing the Jen's blood angle until the last episode and resolve everything in ten minutes.
How the mighty have fallen
Literally the same picture
Sovlful comedy written by people wanting a good time
Corporate nonsense that panders to nerds
Marvel is and was for kids. You want serious shit? Watch DC.
>You want serious shit? Watch DC.
You have to be 18 to post here.
the 3 costumes in the middle always looked shit
Decline was quick.
Capeshit was never good.
I too miss the days when Goyslope was dignified
Marvel has always sucked. I haven’t watched a “super hero” movie since Iron Man 2. They are ridiculous. How can anyone be entertained by it baffles me. Sub 100 IQ dribble.
I dont mind your take but I hate people who watch some of the mcu stuff and act like elitist snobs about the rest. Its all the same, youre not special because you "just like guardians" or "stopped after Endgame" just frick off
Chud
The absolute state of Tim Roth
I'm glad they let the costumes look a little silly now instead of forcing all the tacticool BS. I know they're not doing it on purpose and it's more just the budget being spread too thin for everything to be given the A+ treatment but it's still nice. Comic books are stupid and the movies should be too.
>no no, it's a GOOD thing that our show looks like fricking garbage
Capeshitters, ladies and gentlemen
they are garbage shows to begin with, why do you care what it looks like. you want some sparkles on your turd?
Same I wish these shows went Hercules the Legend Continues/Power Rangers tier with their costumes more.
>m glad they let the costumes look a little silly now instead of forcing all the tacticool BS
I am too, but they typically only bust out the "traditional" costumes when they want to quickly disparage the concept or character, like in Wandavision and with classic Loki in Loki's show.
They are doing it on purpose.
Camp is being culturally appropriated.
>I know they're not doing it on purpose
If you set the bar low enough and get everyone used to it you can skip the large budgets and just make bank selling garbage
Marvel has hobbits now?
Frick you chuds I liked She Hulk, its funny. Probably top 3 of disney+ tv shows
>Chuds
>Likes She Hulk
ngmi
The twist of this week episode is that she-hulk gets RICED but turns out the guy is working for the evil group that is trying to take she-hulk down
burn the rice pay the price
I don't understand how he got her blood from sex. What exactly are they implying here?
He ate her out while on the rag
She a Virgin
She's not, but every time she Hulks out her body fully heals and regenerates her hymen.
Harry go away you fat frick.
Not many here will get that reference fellow boomer.
Trying to get me to believe that this male model chad looking asian dude is the ringleader of the evil incel website was a pretty big laugh.
You better believe it. This is the narrative women are trying to push. The hottest guys that use them as frick meet and dump them are actually incels even though they fricked, it doesn't count because they "tricked" the woman! It's not just here, it's also in that movie with the guy from fricking One Direction playing a crazy incel. All men are bad and they all secretly post on Cinemaphile and listen to alpha male podcasts, that is the only explanation as to why I'm not happily married and keep getting pumped and dumped on Tinder every week.
This giant female cope is only going to get worse in the future. I'm looking forward to it. Rreap what you sow ladies.
I think hes working for Maestro. I wont be surprised if he turns out to be Amdeus Cho
>asian dude is the ringleader of the evil incel website
this homie never seen the asian/hapa subreddits?
>Trying to get me to believe that this male model chad looking asian dude is the ringleader of the evil incel website
I see you never seen people that post on /misc/ before
Dude...
That guy was only 5'9". Chang in the show is clearly over 6 feet. Not even within the same cosmos on the female attractivity meter.
One of the most famous asians in Hollywood right now use to pay to promote AMWF porn ads on /misc/ and was absolutely mind-broken by them. Not even joking. Some people just have massive inferiority complexs, regardless of how warranted they really are.
Which one
doesnt help the more masculine an asian guy looks the more he looks like some overcompensating twink
So there's hope they make She hulk lesbian ?
>she-hulk gets RICED but turns out the guy is working for the evil group that is trying to take she-hulk down
oh wow. We definitely did not see that coming. How can anyone think this is not tripe?
Who are they supposed to be
Mechanical Bull, homie Morbius, Top 5 Worst MCU villain, a Matador, some guy, and a furry cosplayer that never takes off his suit.
>ywn make a woman this giddy to text you
she cute
Who the hell decided that weird POV phone shot was okay? Looks like it was done by someone with a fricking giant fetish, except he wanted the giant to be an uncanny CGI creature
I need an edit of this where she is putting in a vibrator and watching porn like I would do at work if I had a job.
Who the in the actual FRICK is watching this garbage??
perfect goyslop for the unwashed masses
According to all available data, only paid shills watch this crap
My moronic bother does. He's even rewatched episodes. I hear him all the time talking to his idiot friends on playstation, "Its different" "it's like a comedy" "it's not like the OTHER marvel stuff". He doesn't pay for disney tho, so at least there's that.
His favorite show is Bing Bang Theory and Young Sheldon
>His favorite show is Bing Bang Theory and Young Sheldon
Probably autist.
How many Sonic shirts does he own?
he's got like 2 or 3 rick and morty shirts.
>Bing Bang Theory and Young Sheldon
Sorry to hear about your clinically normie brother
>woman in workplace
>constantly on the phone not paying attention
bravo disney
why are they all acting like this green lady is normal
Shut up you fascist scum
I started watching Angel near the beginning of season 5 and said the same thing about Lorne. I remember asking my wife literally "do they not realize that guy is green?"
when does it take place? because if I saw that guy today, I probably wouldn't look twice
this looks like some college students first cgi project
and the project is due tomorrow and he hasn't started yet
They constantly show us that Jen is fricking abysmal at being a lawyer and is a terrible person, but they play it like she's a fricking saint and the best lawyer ever (she is even nominated for best female lawyer in-universe)
That's the modern feminist dream. Be selfish, act horrible, face no consquences, get rewarded.
I was under the impression that she's treated that way was because she became She-Hulk, not that she's actually the best lawyer ever or something.
Like the whole reason she got hired by that firm was because of the She-Hulk.
huh? she is just the same size of that dude
He's a big guy.
>feminist writers shows a woman wasting time at work
pottery
Is this really the caliber of conversations normies have? moronic food truck discussions with emoji replies? I can lecture to a woman for 6 hours how the Industrial Revolution was the worst thing to happen to man kind but I can't find anyone because I need to start talking about fricking food trucks.
I don't think anyone really wants to hear a lengthy and unsolicited diatribe.
stop being autistic
t. would talk about planes
women love talking about food. it's good small talk
Imagine being Marvel/Disney and you can't even make your main CGI character look better than Corridor Digital tier stuff.
Why is she now fricking towering about that Black person next to her?
not* she looks the same size as everyone else
She's sitting and slouching and her weight is pushing the chair down lower than his if you compare the height of their seat backs.
How does she transform anyway
The CGI is Smallville-tier
>emoji
>emoji
>emoji
what grown ass man talks like that
That was her response to him. His text was only words.
is it supposed to be terrifying?
People actually watch this and think it's decent television. Good god.
this is literal rape.
redpill me on what is going on there
>COPYING
I know it's not a Marvel-exclusive thing, but I love when these things assume you're moronic and have no ability to read context so have giant letters on the computer screen say what the computer is doing at any given moment
>now
Marvel should have ended at infinity war, or at least taken a hiatus.
Imagine all those soys crying about the snap and having to wait the IRL time it took for them to fix it
online losers blown out week 7 edition
who writes this shit?
TV writers who spend too much time on Twitter.
>implying human beings with a soul wrote this goyslop
Have grass incel
We need to create the most reddit sentence ever like Y'all need to touch grass my brother in Christ.
Fat Asian women who can't write anything beyond vapid bullshit
Delusional trust-fund talentless women feminists who were given a writing job to meet a diversity quota because of ESG scoring by a bank that was financing Disney+
>Show: I don't care what losers say about me online!!!
>Showmakers: *literally can not stop caring about what so-called losers say about the show online*
the cgi is worse than the ps4 spiderman game
even in female written shows women spend all day on their phone
What does Intelligencia mean in English?
It's another word for Cinemaphile
I don't know what's worse - dialogues or CGI.
Dont even give a shit about her "owning the 4chin haters!!" that CGI looks fricking awful.
How can you watch a show where the main character is a god damn eyesore?
Have MUCucks really just accepted Feige shitting in their mouths and ask for seconds?
She's not an eyesore, she would have been cutting edge GFX in 2012
>Woman gains power
>"If I could find people saying I am bad, I would kill them now."
Wild.
remember fellas, don't text back for 48 hours, they won't be able to stop thinking about you
Do women really wait like this for a text from one guy and get no other contact from anyone at all?
Jen is the mythical femcel.
what do you think?
Tatiana doing her absolute best with this terrible material. I miss Orphan Black.
>literally "say that to my face fricker not online and see what happens
>literally the exact shit that "nice guys" say and feminists rag on them for
It's like they are trying to make her cringe.
>Female character is told she is great instead of showing why she is great
>Female character wouldn't be able to handle someone critiquing her to her face because she would assault them for saying mean words.
Bravo Disney.
God I wish she would "Hulk-Smash" me right now
upload the HECKIN torrent you fricking rats I'm not paying for this slop
Stop being broke.
I spend all my money on asian prostitutes
You should get Latinas instead.
Seems like every episode is getting worse.
is Tim Roth pasted in there? He looks like he's standing in front of a green screen
woman breaks up two men fighting
>Roth acting here as if he is completely surrounded by green screens only, with no other living soul around.
>Also phoning as frick.
MCU just went to complete cheap consume shit.
Also you just know they gave him huge paychek to just be here.
He also just straight up disappears when it cuts to the wide shot her her throwing the dude.
is that a guy in prosthetics in the story or is that a minotaur person that exists in the MCU
There are suddenly lots of people just existing with powers for some reason, so who knows.
The matador seemed to actually have powers, so maybe the bull actually is a bull.
>There are suddenly lots of people just existing with powers for some reason, so who knows.
Yea this Kinda cheapens Iron Man because he supposedly was the first one and awakened this shit but no, clearly other super powered people existed before him.
Bull Man said it was some science experiment gone wrong
He isn't even the first minotaur in the MCU, there is a sorcerer minotaur in Multiverse of Madness
oh shit you're absolutely right
that movie is so forgettable
At least I knew who that one was.
>Bullman
>That green Yak man in Kamartaj
>That weird blue alien child in Thor 4
It's all so sudden, weird, and unexplained. Is it something that happened in Eternals or Shang-Chi that nobody saw?
I had the great displeasure of watching both Eternals and Shang-Chi.
The only development in eternals (that nobody seems to want to talk about) is there is now an infant celestial who has been frozen/transmuted to marble in the middle of the ocean somewhere with its hand and head poking over the water a good few hundred meters
the shang-chi fantasy realm is some other realm that can be accessed through some chinese forest idk
Are you watching these movies just for the MCU connections? Because Phase 4 wasn't really about that. Shang-Chi and Eternals are almost standalone movies, and that's good. You just had a decade-long series culminating in Endgame, a break is okay.
I guess you hate martial arts films?
>Are you watching these movies just for the MCU connections?
yes and no, I wanted to go and shut my brain off for 2 hours and nothing else was showing that I wanted to see
Sickening cgi use, i dont know how anyone stomachs it.
20 years ago, Tim Roth could had been live action Vegeta...
>that hairline
>”Superhumans” that can barely dent a hood
>Dude strong enough to leap a dozen feet into the air
>but his “charge” is so weak that simply redirecting him only tosses him about a yard
It’s just so shit.
Why dont the well established stars demand better scripts. This goes for ewan mcgregor and tom hiddleston. They seem to like the characters. Why do they settle for being in shit?
>imagine going from starring in Tarantino flicks to being in this shit
The absolute state of Tim Roth
He was great in Resurrection recently.
It's funny imagining some MCU fan liking Tim Roth in She-Hulk so he watches The War Zone.
At a certain point you just want to get paid for an easy few weeks work.
that's the wrecking crew? pppfffffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
so hang on. in the webm here
her hair stays in a ponytail but in this webm it goes loose.
interesting.
why didn't her feet break the shoes
is that ibra?
I honestly don't get what you are all mad about. It's kinda faithful to Byrne's original She-Hulk minus sexy scenes, it's closer to a sitcom than a superhero show. Not a very good one but still.
It's just not funny at all. How did they make it so unfunny?
John Byrne She-Hulk went to space in issue like 8. We're on episode 8 of She-Hulk and they can't even afford daredevil
What a load of shit
Literally crying right now omg so emotional
my god the whole show actually is just a therapy session for the writers
That is exactly what happened to Marvel Comics.
wouldn't be surprised
SLAM TIGHT
>You can tell we write comedy by how seriously we take ourselves.
>fat black (guy?) has food in the corners of (his?) mouth
lol very professional
the woman who wrote pickle rick is one of the writers, and just like every "empowered career woman" she thinks that just because she needs therapy, everyone does
Self insert but she still made herself thin.
Why are Californians so obsessed with therapy?
They're all soulless, vapid narcissists and sociopaths. They use it to justify their horrible actions.
Therapist scam for money. Just like big pharma and trans homosexuals
Only for the money
Wait, Blonsky is a counselor now? The frick?
He's been in prison for 14 years
Remember woman want you to be gay friend zone male homosexuals for them. Also notice how she rejected any intimacy until date 3 like sorry woman that shit is on you. These days if you don't frick on the first date woman think there is something wrong with you and ghost you
What was the actual fricking point in bringing Emil Blonsky character back just to do this..
The idea for the scene is emotional interesting but the execution is dreadful. If this had gone through several rewrites, because it sounds like it hasn’t and was a first draft, you could very easily make a powerfully poignant statement about people only loving one side of you. Instead we get a very cheap and simplistic interpretation of that.
It's not emotionally interesting, it's teenage shit that you need to grow out of.
yeah when I was a kid I loved MCU movies and superhero stuff, and I couldn't imagine myself ever not liking it. But it just happened.
I think people who've won lotteries feel like that and that's a major reason why they lose everything.
>you know back in highschool the popular girl
holy frick these writers are embarrassing
>shehulk has to wrestle with her identity because she's a woman
This would be sexist if written by men.
How embarrassing....
We need to keep in mind that Jen is a fricking terrible person
She has even outright said that she has no interest in EVER helping the Avengers. You know, the people who have saved the world multiple times and literally saved TRILLIONS of lives (probably even quadrillions or quintillions or even more, the universe is really fricking big after all)
I mean, I can get it if she doesn't want to spend her days crimefighting. Sure. But if there's a world-ending threat she still doesn't want anything to do with it. Not even out of self-preservation.
She also deliberately showed up to her friend's wedding in Hulk form because she wanted to take the attention. We also see her constantly goofing off at work (usually related to dating) and being a horrible lawyer in general
>We also see her constantly goofing off at work
I agree with everything, but are you honestly going to tell me that you spend 8 hours a day 100% focused on your job? Frick work
That’s an issue I’ve had with a lot of Marvel writing. One of the few guys who seems to get what heroism is is James Gunn. I say this because one of the subtlest jokes in Guardians of the Galaxy is that they *aren’t* heroes. They’re essentially Seinfeld in Space - horrible people with incredibly selfish motivations. They’re criminals. The sole exception is Groot. In the first movie, the only reason they care about stopping Ronan is that he might destroy the galaxy with the Power Stone, not for the sake of all the other beings who live in the galaxy, but because it’s where *they* live. In the second movie, they’re ultimately only stopping Ego because their own lives are at stake. Hell, even Quill only turns on Ego once he gets angry over how callous he is over Quill’s mother’s death, her death specifically, not the thousands before her.
Why are they so inconsistent with her size? Sometimes she's 6'5 and other times she's a foot taller.
Honestly the concept behind the scene has potential, but with the context of everything else just is shitty. No one likes your human self because she's frumpy and unlikeable. Not sure who likes she hulk either except she is in shape and actually kind of cute.
People who watch this show have brains of children.
>like
I like what they're going for in this scene. That's the first positive I can say for this show.
Every Marvel Disney+ show does the same "Hey look we put an absolutely fricking ridiculous visual on the screen and it's heckin epic because it's actually from some comic book and we're self-aware about how moronic it looks" thing.
They've been doing that since the first movies
As usual, women and low test beta males ruin everything.
>This shit got more episodes then kino Moon Knight
Moon Knight was bad too.
None of these Diseny+ Marvel shows have ever actually been good. The closest you could say is the first half of Wandavision
Beginning and middle of Moon Knight was good though. It's the ending episode, and real connection to the wider MCU, that let it down in the end.
Nah, I dropped it halfway through after the third episode. It was utterly boring throughout all I watched. Non-existent action scenes, a weak nonsensical villain that wasted Ethan Hawke, and Oscar Isaac doing his best lame Marvel quipping as Steven. It didn't strike anywhere close to the tone or style of the comics, and the tone and style it did go for didn't work by itself either.
Moon Knight was the last Marvel Disney+ show I'm gonna bother with. Everything they've put out so far has shown that they have no clue how to actually do good TV. At best they can only come up with something half-decent, like Wandavision or Loki, that still has major glaring flaws. The only show I'll even care about is the Daredevil reboot, and I fully expect them to screw that one up as well when they get to it.
Hawkeye was decent. minus the tracksuit mafia or whatever they are called, and kingpin himself
The CGI in this is so horribly bad that I can't believe it. Why anyone would watch this shit is beyond me unless you're just doing it to make fun of it. At least there's some entertainment in that.
This was always marvel
You were just too stupid realize
and it's everything
nooooo not my marvelinoooo. le "look how they massacred my boy" reaction.png. we have to go back to avengerssss
wake up. it was always ridiculous, grown ass men watching superheros on screen like it was something meaningful
Marvel died the day they took a fat shit all over the Silver Surfer.
modern women literally cannot exist without cell service
I've noticed a huge amount of time in these streaming shows for women is spent on graphics popping up on screen explaining what a characters smart phone is doing.
They have to be spoonfed because they're too stupid to keep up with a basic plot.
holy fricking shit.
Imagine you are a marvel show and spend about 1 minute of a 30 minute episode for a "no Service"-Montage.
With all the embarrassingly bad stuff in this show, this is the second time I say to myself "No way this is real."
(first time was the twerking)
Are these characters actual Marvel characters?
Reminds me of Suicide Squad
I think they're all real D-list characters. Porcupine is the one who looks closest to the comics when he's got the mask on
It's a comedy, fricking incel
everything what Netflix did was better than this, i'm even going this far to say that AoS is better than this
The only one I recognize is the one on the right from the Silver Age. The Porcupine, if that even is him. And Abomination of course.
So Daredevil didn't show up again?
What's the deal with Roth's character? Did he show up in shangchi as a his monster form?
> villains are literaly "the incels"
> they spoiled the SURPRISE BAD GUY via credits three episodes ago and they'll still try to pass it as a gotcha surprise
Mygod, the state of this series.
I wish the empowered progressive writers knew that I only pirate their show because I would gladly jizz on their heroine because both Tatiana Maslany and She-Hulk are kind of coom bait for me.
This show is so embarrassing. After some of those previous releases I did not expect Marvel to hit a new low and yet here we are.
It doesn’t take itself serious it hasn’t since iron man
Every single person who's ever said anything negative about Ang Lee's 'Hulk' - or anything positive about the MCU for that matter - has some apologizing to do.
Honestly, it's sobering to see what a show made by women that is about a woman is all about: dating. That's it. No matter how interesting a woman is, how high-powered her career is, how strong and independent she is, it all revolves around dating.
The capeshit, the continuity, it all exists only to be in service of the protagonist's dating life, how many hot guys she can bang, how many times she wakes up alone, how she isn't as attractive as her alter-ego, and...
holy shit, She-hulk is Dawson's Creek with green skin.
We really need a show about fat depressed Thor not wanting to do shit except play video games.
Tbh, this last episode was a lot better than the prior episodes. It doesn't demonize men that badly
It may not have "demonized" men as bad as it usually does, but literally every male character in the show so far is either a jerk or a joke. The closest we have to a normal, decent guy is Jen's dad.
I thought it was good that they had the little support group
Men are just as emotional as women, they just don't feel the need to project it as much. So seeing men being represented as sensitive and mature was nice
>seeing men being represented as sensitive and mature was nice
Except literally all of them except Blonsky was incredibly heavily gay-coded, flamboyant, and behaved and spoke entirely like women the entire time. You can never just have a normal dude opening up emotionally, they have to act like a complete homosexual or woman, it's frustrating to say the least.
Women do not know how to write men.
You are forgetting the best part. Jen was the only woman there. That's another thing woman can't handle, sharing the spotlight so of course it was just Jen.
>The closest we have to a normal, decent guy is Jen's dad.
The tow truck driver seemed pretty based. He didn't say anything or attempt to rape Jen
Did they really green screen a random yard?
filming outdoors costs money, anon! much cheaper to just CGI the background in
need a big large gf
I sneed it
i just want ONE scene comparing a real person with she-hulk's feet, preferably by their face
Holy frick that render of her actually isn't that bad but for some reasons she still looks like a jpeg stuck on top of the frame.
no shadows
This is the worst Wizard of Oz adaptation I have ever seen, you dont even see a half-naked hebe with red boots.
Fricking hell.
Is that the salt bae guy
So does Tim Roth play the same character who got his ass killed in that Edward Norton Hulk movie or is this somebody completely different?
He's completely different. He's some hippie frick who's IMO a bit sanctimonious and even the Abomination design is different
Hulk 2008 may not have been great but frick me they have screwed the character up
He is the same character,
but that character has changed dramatically since the '08 film (spent time in prison and turned into a hippie like
says).
So what's going on with him in this picture?
After being released from prison he set up a meditation retreat for reformed supervillains.
This is not a crime-fighting show, there is no climactic duel between She Hulk and Abomination.
One of the stipulations about him being released from prison is that he has to wear an inhibitor to prevent him turning into the Abomination.
Roth's character does seem to be fully in control of abomination just like nu-Hulk/She-Hulk.
The reason why She-Hulk visits his retreat is because his inhibitor malfunctions or something.
Blonsky was such a great villain and the actor was great, not using him again in the movies was such a waste. It's sad seeing him degraded like this.
NuMarvel already wasted Tim Roth, Owen Wilson and Tom Hiddleston.
>Blonsky was such a great villain and the actor was great, not using him again in the movies was such a waste. It's sad seeing him degraded like this.
Marvel either kills of villains or turns them into pacifist pussies like their writers are so bad they can't find a way to keep a villain around and not dead and not a total homosexual. You all should be concerned about Doctor Doom they have not showed yet that they can create a well done villain that is reoccurring.
>Doctor Doom
He's going to be a Black person homosexual and you will swallow it up like a good goy
always was
All of this nonsense because the Universal keeps refusing to let Disney make another Hulk movie.
I like Tim Roth, it's sad to see him reduced to this
>two of the only black guys are made cartoonishly gay
Patrice O'Neal was right about Hollywood
NGL this was a fun episode. If the entire show was like this and episode 4 with minimal frick men shit it would have been better
So is this episode a misdirect, Blonskys inhibitor goes off, the guy that tried to kill Jen is there, I feel like they want you to think bad shit is happening here but in reality these guys will probably save her in the last episode. The only thing making me doubt is that these writers aren't that smart
I'd feel bad over being tricked into watching this nothing show about women doing boring women things if I hadn't pirated it in the first place.
>How the mighty have fallen
Why is Jessica Gao so fricking obsessed with putting characters in therapy and giving them trite monologues and basic b***h armchair psychoanalysis that's presented as if it's all very deep and insightful? Is she just that far up her own ass?
A lot of modern dramatic writing these days has basically just turned into writers doing therapy through their work, because they hear "write what you know" and decide to base everything around their own personal problems
it explains why modern day heroes are psychopathic villains as they're written by people who have a therapis blowing smoke up their ass and convincing them that actually it's everyone else's fault they can't deal with your psychopathic tendencies
I guess that makes sense, yeah.
>"Write what you know!"
>spend 3-5 days a week in therapy
>all you know is going between work and therapy
>all character does is go between work and therapy
>writers doing therapy through their work
>base everything around their own personal problems
No, I mean literally. Jessica Gao has some raging pseud boner for placing fictional characters into actual therapy sessions and psychoanalyzing them in the most basic and surface level ways with obnoxiously trite monologues that sound like she's trying and failing to imitate her own therapist. Pic related is when she did it in Rick & Morty.
She seems like one of those people who go to therapy for a while and then think they're qualified to armchair diagnose everyone with mental illnesses as if attending therapy makes them a therapist, except she's doing it to fictional characters who can't fight back because she can write them to respond to her obnoxious behavior however she sees fit.
tbh I liked the therapist because this was the time rick and morty was beginning to jerk itself off instead of just being Back to the Future plus Bad Santa.
this is probably what her therapist told her to write
>Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is, it's not an adventure. There's no way to do it so wrong you might die.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Has Gao ever heard of suicide? Either direct or slowly through things like drug abuse? Or has she considered that maybe Rick coping by being an adrenaline junkie might be a product of managing his mental health poorly?
Poor mental health kills people all the time. What a bizarre thing to say to somebody while also talking about the negative effects of poor mental health.
People who go to therapy normally waste time and money on talking about mundane things for an hour and then come home without having done anything worthwhile. The reason why they keep coming is that it becomes an habit and they develop affection towards the therapist, as a surrogate friend. Those sensible enough know too well that they use their mental fragility to drain their patients of their money. Those who don't tend to fall into the rabbit hole and even do dumb shit like falling in love with the therapist (shit like the crush tony soprano had with melfi is quite common). Ask any psychologist around, they always have lawyers at just one phone call away from suing your ass
That’s some of the most vapid, self-contradictory shit I’ve ever read.
Why is Tim Roth performing a Harrison Ford?
And this is "Star Wars" now. Th-thanks Disney.
the fricking episode literally starts with a scene of tatiana's feet coming into frame as she steps out of the shower. it's so conspicuously happening every episode that even r*ddit normies are pointing it out
Is Jessica Gao a lesbian footgay?
>the fricking episode literally starts with a scene of tatiana's feet coming into frame as she steps out of the shower
P I C?
oh.
you have to understand that the director has the 4K master right there, they can just crop and zoom for themselves
hrmmm sounds like I'm taking a trip to their house (in minecraft) to take their diamonds (4k tatiana feet footage)
it's a top-down shot, not like a zoom-in but the idea stands
That white guy in the middle is kino I just watched a movie with him in it called sundowner it was great and exactly what I'm Gonna do I can't stand England Australia or any other shitty western shithole
The MCU now reeks of Victoria Alonso. Feigi hasn't been in charge since after Infinity War.
>Feigi hasn't been in charge since after Infinity War.
Hope so. He's overseen the biggest movie franchise in history with stunning success.
It always sucks how people who do a good job with something get promoted out of the thing they're good at and get replaced with someone else who's usually far less competent.
I don't watch kids shows, but thanks for the update. Be sure to keep watching the show...ironically of course.
>tell my girlfriend her excessive drinking of red wine every night is not only destroying her mentally and physically but its ruining our relationship
>SHE HULK SAID YOUR GAS LIGHTING ME IM GOING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TONIGHT EVEN THOUGH YOU ORGANISED FOR US TO HAVE A NICE DAY OUT TOGETHER
I hate women.
You don't have a girlfriend and women don't watch capeshit.
Maybe stop dating toxic thunderc**ts then. Stop being a pussywhipped simp!
redpill me on homosex african haha
mommy
Jen is cute for a granny.
she's my cute grannymode wife
Why is a white always the leader?
Racist af.
Because of white supremacist patriarchy.
It's racist as frick to imply people of color cannot be powerful leaders.
test
they can write their cringey lines all they want but the ultimate testament to how shit this is (and how they absolutely are aware of that) that they've kept daredevil for the last season, knowing that some people would watch this tragic shit just to see DD
I'm 100% sure that they'll make him look like a complete pussy too - bet themhulk will save him from some frogman homosexual or some other shit and will be like we wuz wimin n shiet
for the last episode*
let's face it, all the daredevil fans are gonna cream their pants when he finally appears, As if sitting through all the shitty filler in between was worth it.
yes but those morons will still consume all the shit that comes out of marvel so there's no stopping that now
I respect them for trolling the people that just want to see Daredevil. We know he's getting his own show like next year so why would you put yourself through this shit just to see a little bit of him? Anyone watching crap just for the cameos deserves to be made fun of to their faces because they're the reason why the MCU is going down the drain. They are the reason why there are entire shows and movies being made for the sole purpose of housing a ten minute long cameo. Stop watching every single piece of shit they put out for that and proving that this strategy works and maybe they'll stop doing it.
why the frick are you morons even watching this shit
This show is all build-up and no pay-off. They're going to keep teasing the Jen's blood angle until the last episode and resolve everything in ten minutes.
>until the last episode
There are only 2 episodes left.
Precisely, and the next one will be even more filler.
They think it’s funny but it’s not. They actually insult you people that watch this
So the villain is a literal who chink? Damn they really don't give a shit anymore.