She-Hulk

>Jen is just better at everything than Bruce because.. she just is

I love Jen and don't mind her being better, don't get me wrong, but this sort of approach will make her come off as a c**t, characters that don't struggle and don't need development aren't likable

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Came here to post this, I wish that was me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No ass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Man, this is a bad rendering, terrible modeling work, there are no hips the butt is weird, this is worse than I imagined

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is what happens when you leave only women, dykes, Victoria Alonso and gays to make the work and leave men and real arbreasts out, the result is this disaster, my friends, the criticism about She-Hulk's CG will be a nightmare for Disney

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope she power downs in her sleep & feels gross afterward.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They know their audience...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That feel when I know a true Amazonian type and I want that more than anything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ABOGADA SOLTERA
      CON TODOS SE ACUESTA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait they actually kept her a straight, man thirsting woman? You lie to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Time for your 4pm dick flattening"

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stupid sexy murdock

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not my She-Hulk

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's just fan art of her being frickmeat.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, Frickmeat is her middle name

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you posting this unrelated character?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Soul

        Soulless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leotard will remain banned as long as Feige is around

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the yellow suit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yep

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wait that's DD not Batroc? Those colors say Batroc the leaper.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FEELS LIKE I'M WEARING NOTHING AT ALL

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Feet bros, our time has come.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's younger and didn't go through the horrible injury Hulk got from using the glove.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i took it as she just doesn't have the Hulk's rage issues?

    would be nice for a solo Hulk thing to explore those issues but contracts lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought her rage was turned into lust issues?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine a she-hulk that fricks her foes into submission.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She does emotionally blackmail people through sex. Does that count?

          Yeah, and she was a bawd

          Nah She became a turobawd after 9/11.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hulk wins by having a much better CG model.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No hips, these MCU artists don't know the human body and don't know how the hips and fat thighs work when a woman is sitting down

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jen is just better at everything than Bruce because.. she just is
    Yes because MCU Prof. Hulk is not a rage monster and what fuels Hulk's strength? Anger and rage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's what makes the people b***hing about it come off as normie fricks who don't even understand the characters they're b***hing about.

      There's also the obvious idea of Bruce getting jealous and that letting Hulk back out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MCU prof hulk just has a higher base strength eith no real ability to grow. Jen can grow

      Rage hulk is limitless strength

      Mr.Fixit is a blue collar grey hulk with higher strength ceiling then prof hulk and strength = rage but lowered

      Maestro is banners intellect, his abusive fathers influence, and the hulks rage and hate. Can casually subdue prof hulk and outfight pure rage dumb hulk easier then Thanos
      Basically end boss of the mcu tier

      Green scar is hulk after they semmntbhim to space and he fought as a gladiator and gained both peace and humanity.

      Bruce is the true form of Bruce Banner.
      Basically he's Bruce except a foot taller and built like cap America.
      100% control over his power.
      Limitless strength on tap, eternal youth and life.

      He attained inner peace on a barren alien world and became its eternal forever unseen protector deity.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Radiates smug.
      So yeah it's in-character.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She put her whole body into that, of course it went further

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Really? They're fricking Hulks. They should both be able to throw boulders over the horizon, not 10 yards in front of them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes; but it's just practicing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        MCU, anon
        the writes don't know that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder, this is shitty professor Ruffalo hulk, he isn't powered by rage so he's weaker than he was when Hulk was doing the driving.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not only that but it kinda seems like Bruce would teach controlling strength so that you break something or someone rather than how to go all out and oh frick I just realized they're gonna turn "you need to practice self control as a hulk" into a political issue about the patriarchy holding women down.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon. Hulk just casually flung the boulder and Shulk is both weaker and new to the whole super strength thing.

        It's pretty clear he wasn't even trying with that throw, not entirely sure what that scene was trying to imply.
        Well, Banner seems like he's trying to chill out throughout the entirety. Wonder if they're doing that very intentionally for him to rage out in a movie, not sure who they could pit him against while angry though without ripping them into pieces of organs.

        >It's pretty clear he wasn't even trying with that throw, not entirely sure what that scene was trying to imply.
        Isn't the angle they're going for that Bruce is always walking on eggshells with the Hulk, while Jen is basically just super-Jen and willingly and relatively successfully embraces her Hulk wholeheartedly?
        All of Bruce's Hulk training is about control, while Jen just goes all in while still seeing less failure and mistakes than Bruce did way back when.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like the yoga scene in the trailer. Bruce is struggling to maintain a relatively simple pose while making a speech about control, while Jen just effortlessly moves like a contortionist. This basically sums up their differences as characters. Bruce has to control the Hulk, Jen is She-Hulk and doesn't want to go back to her 5/10 self.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Actually it sums up the differences in their PHYSIQUE. Bruce is built like a gorilla or caveman, so that kind of thing is hard for him.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Have you seen actual gymnasts?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's just muscular homosapiens. Hulk's built like a roided cro-magnon: clumsy, tanky, sub-human slumped posture, suited for explosive, gross, lumbering strength instead of agility.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Snu snu.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Futurama has been a net negative for geek culture.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It just put a name to a fetish that already existed. Of course most guys wont admit they want to be with a girl stronger than them

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She's gonna let rat-faced knacker Herc win at arm wrestling.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't agree but I laughed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He just flicked it. She hurled it. Different strength application.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty clear he wasn't even trying with that throw, not entirely sure what that scene was trying to imply.
      Well, Banner seems like he's trying to chill out throughout the entirety. Wonder if they're doing that very intentionally for him to rage out in a movie, not sure who they could pit him against while angry though without ripping them into pieces of organs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Wonder if they're doing that very intentionally for him to rage out in a movie, not sure who they could pit him against while angry though without ripping them into pieces of organs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully the point will be that Banner is struggling being the Hulk, and Jennifer embraces it and so she's naturally more comfortable with being green, while Bruce sees it as a curse.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She looks so awkward. She needs more muscles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The two training parts makes it look like Bruce is stringer than Jen, but Jen is more flexible.
      So she might learn to rely on that instead of pure strength, setting her apart from He-Hulk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do her and Bruce's face look like they're entirely different quality
      Like he looks like a believable buff ruffalo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they're reusing a model or knowledge from Endgame which had more time and money to work out his appearance but Jen's show is a low budget production and they just threw together whatever. I wonder how she will look if she shows up in a big budget movie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          hopefully improved as it goes on.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MCU Hulk lacks the edge, anon.
    You know what happens when they take the tard rage from the Hulk. And Jen is better the more confident she is.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But she does struggle?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The whole point of maestro is it's smart hulk with the strength of dumb hulk. I bring this up because smart hulk being weaker is the point you dope. Grey hulk is between smart and dumb, just felt like mentioning that.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >shirt busts open
      >still no breasts

      I know they're afraid of breasts but fricking seriously? Even she hulk is gonna be flat? MCU is criminal.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know Cinemaphile wants to pretend like this is the worst thing ever since it's the new thing but honestly this is the first MCU project in a good while that feels like it's in the spirit of the character. And hey, Daredevil and The Wrecking Crew are in, so I'm invested so far

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pretend
      Ahhh, fresh Mousecope.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dude Love & Thunder, Shang Chi, and Ms Marvel sucked, but don't lie to me about the pattern around here. You know better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile isn't the target audience for this. It is wish fulfillment for 35+ year old single women, but why even bother with She-Hulk to begin with for that target audience ?

      Women don't give a shit about superheroes, and they don't care about some fantasy where they have superpowers, they want stories where they control hot dangerous men with their sex.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It hits every beat from what you see in a She-Hulk comic. I'm not saying it's going to be good, I'm just noticing your bias here

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It hits every beat from what you see in a She-Hulk comic.
          Not the good ones. Pre-9/11.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >9/11 out of nowhere
            Alright I'm tapping out. Don't mind me

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What?
              All Marvel characters became complete pieces of shit after 9/11.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, the most popular She-Hulk comic run which this takes after was full of fan-service, this won't be, because that would appeal to the 'male gaze'.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The 04' run had fan-service?
            What? When?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I said most popular run

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just say Bryne, Even though you mean Slott.
                Frick, don't speak in riddles.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Even though you mean Slott.
                Are you moronic ?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This show is not based off of Bryne's stuff.
                It's all Slott with a dash of Bryne.
                People have only read Slott's stuff by the way.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Slott based his entire She Hulk persona on Byrne's run, and people have read Byrne's run magnitudes more than Slott's

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >spirit of the character.
      LMAO what did you smoke anon? spirit where? the first thing she-hulk would do is wear a huge cleavage here

      I'm cumming

      and a leotard to look like the atllettes that thing in the trailer is the vision of untalented dykes who don't know what femininity is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She-Hulk is hot, a sex symbol, and has great breasts. However you are a casual idiot reducing her to a rack. She's more than that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, She's just a vapid pig.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes I know you just troll She-Hulk threads, not just MCU shit. Are you some kind of discord troony or something?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I just hate She-Hulk.
              She makes me sick to my stomach.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever troony

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and at what moment does she seem to have beautiful breasts? in this dress it was the moment but the showrunner seems to have never worn a dress in his life or had breasts so the result is meh

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            granny breasts bravo

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >She-Hulk is hot, a sex symbol, and has great breasts.
            Someone could put this on a board in these ladie's office

            Dilate

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >She-Hulk is hot, a sex symbol, and has great breasts.
          Someone could put this on a board in these ladie's office

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I know Cinemaphile wants to pretend like this is the worst thing ever since it's the new thing but honestly this is the first MCU project in a good while that feels like it's in the spirit of the character.
      >He said before WandaVision
      >He said before Captain America and the Winter Soldier
      >He said before Loki
      >He said before Hawkeye
      ect ect

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely no one wanted Captain America and the Winter Soldier

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hey, frick you, Winter Solider is one of my favourite movies

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But did you ask for a show with him and Rhodey?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Straight to the dirty hoebag years.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her breasts look saggy.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man when she break the 4th wall i have to admit i smilled.Really hope they keep it.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're doing the PS2 hairbub.
    HAHA!

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    Anonymous
  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Awful black shitty hair.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The worst MCU trailer I've seen, HULK and She-Hulk look like broken dolls

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh please let there be mutliple walks of shame!

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >c**ty eyeroll
      Yup that's Jen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No nipples lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, because she's wearing a sports bra which you can see in the shot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and remember, Shulkies nips can literally cut diamonds

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks fricking terrible

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mike Vosburg! Looks like I learned about a new artist I didn't know. Thanks!!

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    Anonymous
  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they actually managed to make her look half decent
    my dong wasn't ready for this...

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We're not getting Sensational, We're getting Dirty Hoebag.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jen was always a bawd

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's a difference between a flirt and a bawd.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, and she was a bawd

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For frick sake it's the same thing every She-Hulk thread, MCU or not. We always have that one autist who whines about Jen hooking up with men.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's a dirty hoebag.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Either that of the one who keeps calling her a hoe

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >When your 2022 superhero show doesn't look better than a failed movie pitch from the 80's with Brigitte Nielsen.
    Just how short on money are Disney at this point ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We got robbed!

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her proportions are weird, couldn't they do some research or find a good reference instead of winging it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Normally animators do this using real models to have a real reference of muscles in motion and also to have a reference of how the muscles look in different clothes but this is the MCU commanded by Feige and who is responsible for the CGI now is Victoria Alonso, a person who is not an artist must not know how to draw an egg, must not know what is Blender, Zbrush, Unreal Engine and the Disney management put the worst person for the job and the result is this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        those legs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are mocapping over a skinny twig of an actress with no definition. It's not gonna be a total Amazon.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Hulk just snap Tony back to life after Thanos was defeated?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His back was sore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tony made the glove, and he made it right handed. He already used up his right hand.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why not revive him once he got better? Why not simply access Tony's files and build the glove again for the other hand?

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's easy to be better than MCU Hulk. He never really did shit. His big feats are tossing Loki around, but not enough to seriously harm him, and slapping around Hela's dog. He couldn't even beat the Hulk Buster, which is usually a gimme win for Hulk, and his gladiator wins are all questionable in validity since he apparently didn't even notice the Grand Master fixing his matches.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly MCU Hulk is probably the character that MCU did the most dirty on, not only was his character played by Ed Norton was downgraded to Mark Ruffalo which I still don't see him as Bruce Banner characteriation, but the Hulk just got badly shaft since Ultron and the only time he did any good was the first Avengers and Thor 3.

      And now Hulk is some basedboy IT nerd, like I really feel sorry for Hulk fanboys cause if you think about the Hulk barely seen or used in MCU and that's kinda scraglous considering he's one ot the core well know Marvel Characters, he was well known than Iron Man for the longest time and had more media than him and even Captain America I think.

      The one thing I want to know for the longest time is there an in verse reason why She Hulk could break fourth wall for the longest time in comics? I know for in real it was some gag the creator like to pull but what made her so special before deadpool could break the fourth wall.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That was beyond cringe.

    You 00s fans will love it.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who are these two?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mutants probably

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That dude from Iron Chef and a Pigman?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's El Aguila and Man-Bull

      There was a rumor going around that these two and some other z-listers would debut in She hulk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some rando from 40k and a LOTR character

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The whole highshool speech was scouter breaking cringe.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Normally I found giant green women attractive, but She-Hulk is not doing it for me.
    A shame, because the actress is actually way better looking.

    Also genuinely dislike how much of a fricking meme Hulk has become.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know she's the biggest bawd in all of fiction, Not counting Porn or Hentai.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She better frick Hercules should they meet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Acting like a vainglorious prat
        That's She-Hulk on the money.

        I hope not he looks like a legit rat, But she will.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm cumming

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeeesh no thanks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are only women producing this show and Titania and She-Hulk have this hideous hair and these tacky clothes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      even titania skipped the leg day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do straight women have such horrible fashion sense today?
      This is not a look. This is just random thrift store finds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They made tahani look like a drag queen. Also she's nowhere fricking near the build for Titania.

      From the House of Disappointment, everybody.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bros she's so hot

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Wrecking Crew

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like in this version they were just given Asgardian tech as opposed to the blessing Loki gave them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What CW show is this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What CW show is this?

        TO BE FAIR...this is The Wrecking Crew we're talking about. They're a bunch of blue collar shlubs given Asgardian magic. Then again, I do miss their size and the colors

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They're a bunch of blue collar shlubs
          Classism!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That person is a city shitter
            What do you expect?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Villains in the MCU cannot wear villain costumes, they have to wear ordinary clothes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I tried my best.

        Two of them look like kids

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nobody noticed Bruce did this with Jen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick is that what Thor used to be?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sorry, I meant Hulk
        He looks awesome

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We all did, And it was a baby shove.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The showrunners are liars.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her eyes keep wandering in random directions, like her body and her head are piloted by two different people, it's so fricking strange

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    someone post frogman webm pls

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >jims the camera

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >She has fricking birdlips.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      breaking the 4th wall is her thing (I think)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >breaking the 4th wall is her thing (I think)
        It has been since Byrne made her actually memorable yeah.

        And I want to why, is some kinda inside joke that I'm not getting also what's the in universe explanation for it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She just can.
          It might have something yo do with her meeting the living tribunal

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            *Eye roll*
            Oh yeah she was a Galactic Judge or some other cringe shit.
            bawd can't even clean her room and she's a galactic judge? Pfft.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It has once or twice been referenced as other people seeing it as She-Hulk's particular mental instability.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      breaking the 4th wall is her thing (I think)

      >breaking the 4th wall is her thing (I think)
      It has been since Byrne made her actually memorable yeah.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based footgay artist.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being Stilt-man

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        was he a foot man

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >was he a foot man

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >sandal gap years before it became a trend with anime girls and footgay artists

          truly ahead of his time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This gave me a WAY better impression than the first trailer, which was abysmal. The CGI still looks rough though, and like most MCU shows I think they're gonna run into a fundamental structural problem where they've chosen a concept that lends itself really well to an episodic format (here, She-Hulk taking on various super-related cases) but instead making it a very short miniseries
      I'm excited to see Daredevil back though, and in the yellow suit too which is sweet

      And I have to be honest, I liked this joke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, I forgot what a joy it is to watch a character in Marvel enjoy their powers. When is the last time we saw it, the giddiness of Tony learning to fly? Meanwhile, Sam Wilson is a downer in his flight suit, Carol the pilot is flying in *space* and is entirely joyless, Jane Foster goes from the deathbed to healthy and superstrong but we never see her digging her new self. Look, I know these powers are a mixed blessing sometimes but how the hell do you not have a least a moment of "goddam, I can fly now!" or "i can throw a car?!" It just feels so lifeless.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Carol the pilot is flying in *space* and is entirely joyless
        If Carol did that, then you'd complain about an experienced soldier acting like a newbie who has never flown before

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Jane Foster goes from the deathbed to healthy and superstrong but we never see her digging her new self.
        Did you even watch the movie?

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lipless lot lizard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She-Hulk still looks like she's on a green screen.
    I dunno how they can't manage to get the lighting right after doing cg characters for so long.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they can't even get the weight for movement right

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I could honestly look past literally every other criticism on the cg except that she looks like she's been copy/pasted onto the screen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they can't even get the weight for movement right

      It's because they don't want to actually pay anyone enough to do a good job

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that's pretty evident at this point, fricking video game cut scenes don't even have this issue.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        These marvel shows are legit worse then cheap as frick 90s scifantasy shows.
        I can still watch crap like Stargate and mutant x and (god forgive me) cleopatra 2525 and have fun.
        This looks very cheap and very unfun.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They work with the top VFX studios in Hollywood, it's their work flow that's moronic.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks. I hate it.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Cinemaphile thread got taken down.
    Too much go away heat.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who has the leaked rundown of the series?

    Since it looks like all the shit is gonna come true including her fricking daredevil

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think she'll be able to scene break like the comics and not just 4th wall break, because you know they'll just cry Deadpool if she doesn't get more than just basic 4th wall breaks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's just gonna be lazy Malcolm in The Middle talking to the camera.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's just gonna be lazy Malcolm in The Middle talking to the camera.
        You mean Saved by the Bell, right anon?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I totally forgot that Save by the Bell broke the 4th wall!

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So she just gets in a car accident?
    That's lame, Just scrub every molecule of Heroism out of this bint eh?

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >was he a foot man

      Do you think current day Marvel would ever print an 'all ages' comic where Shulkie gets her nips out today?

      Stop posting kino when we're just gonna get 00's slop.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Stop it, I hate her!
          I don't wanna fall in love with her again!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She's taking you to the bedroom and that's final

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              ...Fine... Just this once.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What a coincidence, I rewatched this series recently.
      Out of all Shulkie-related episodes Doctor Strange episode was by far the best in my opinion. Then I learned it was written by John Semper Jr. and it made me wonder because Spider-Man TAS Dr. Strange episode is also one of my favorites. Maybe in a better universe there'd be a Semper Doctor Strange cartoon because he's good with the character.
      This has frick-all to do with this show, I just wanted to went.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >there will never be another good she hulk transformation scene from official sources

      We have to rely on third parties now

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think current day Marvel would ever print an 'all ages' comic where Shulkie gets her nips out today?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man bless Kim Demulder. One of the nicest guys you'll meet. He added the nipples to that panel and got away with ti, the madlad.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The cg is terrible

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really care. All that matters to me is that this will result in an uptake in She-Hulk fanfiction smut

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Asmrists are gonna make roleplays!
      Frick I can't escape this harlot!

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's got Wong.
    It's got Daredevil.
    It's got spandex.

    The pros are outweighing the cons here (at least in this trailer). Just wish they'd make her lips green - pretty sure that'd solve all the CGI hate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Make sure to buy the funko pops.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Just wish they'd make her lips green
      THATS WHATS BOTHERING ME frick I couldn't put my finger on it.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That law firm that hires her looks serious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like she has a major case of the Downs.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hulk never trained Jen, She had to learn all that stuff on her own, I guess she always needs a handler now.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These Dykes working on this just make her a plain jane even Hulk form.

    Atleast Bryne made her a otherworldly knockout.

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She hulk was Deadpool before Deadpool but a 20/10 sexy confident self assured wiener bawd who'll let the villain frick if he makes her moist and a plowing will end the battle

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    add another one to the dead red heads list

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Titania is a redhead, muscular with lots of curves and likes to wear a leotard like the gymnasts the MCU version, black, skinny, unattractive and with an embarrassingly ugly costume

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where's Prometheus?

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is no one commenting on the fact this seems to be focused on revealing the fact mutants are now everywhere?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you miss Agents of Shield or something? They've been creating throwaway tv show mutants for ages

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >don't struggle and don't need development aren't likable

    People like Saitama

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Saitama does struggle! What are you talking about?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, with relatable problems like being poor and hunting for food items on sale

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sexsexsexsexsexsex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, they're serious with that CG huh?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Boobs doesn't even bounce

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No floofy 80s styled hair.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't look terrible, her skin color seems much toned down for the better, and the cheekiness is appropriate. That said, every MCU show has disappointed at the end, and the temptation to soapbox and virtue signal is probably too strong for a concept like this.
    Will give this a chance because I kind of like lawyer shows, but I have little faith they have the appropriate writers and focus for it.

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this not looking pozzed? She looks hot, she's straight and it looks fun. What happened anons?

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ummmm if Hulk is fully recovered from the snap just a few years later why didn't he snap away Thanos?

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most of Phase 4 sucked but this one actually looks good to me, and looks like the writers actually did their homework. Feels like we just have a lot of Cinemaphile and /misc/ casual tourists latching onto this one in particular given the premise.

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's the thing, she SHOULDN'T be better. She should be faster, more agile, but nowhere near as strong. And she shouldn't be able to knock him down by clapping her hands. That only works because Bruce Hulk has HUGE fricking hands, and the pressure wave they generate is likewise huge. Simply put: gamma is a booster. Say Bruce is 8,000 str. Jen should be like 5,000. Just cuz she's also a hulk doesn't make her likewise 8,000, especially with her by-comparison puny frame and lack of muscle mass. The enhanced MUSCLE makes you strong, not the green skin. But this is Woke Disney, women are better in every area than men, because feelings. This is insufferable from even the debut of this promo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That's the thing, she SHOULDN'T be better. She should be faster, more agile, but nowhere near as strong
      What Hulk books have you read? Plus even if that were true, I'd sooner believe it here given how pussified Banner has become.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hulk is in Banner babby mode. Hes weak for a hulk, and struggling to control himself because hes afraid of the Hulk being in full control and getting angry.

      Jen goes full hulk too when she gets super pissed off and loses control to her Hulk side.

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anti-SJWs are the new SJWs

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >characters that don't struggle and don't need development aren't likable
    women don't want female characters to struggle because they already think they have it harder than anyone else in real life

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She’s always been more stable than Bruce, but that only works when Bruce is a raging powerful savage. With the goofy, much weaker Hulk of the MCU it comes off as shitting on a character who was already robbed into ineffective comic relief

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do wonder if her confusion about breaking the fourth wall will be a recurring part of the joke or not. Just a "why do I keep looking off to the side and acting like I'm talking to a camera like I'm in the office"?

    Of course that implies breaking the fourth wall is being forced upon her. Which would in fact be funny to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The finale stinger will be Deadpool sitting behind the camera

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    making main characters cg is a mistake if they don't have the time or the budget to make it look decent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They have both, they just use them poorly.

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