And even then, something like the "SEGA" vocals costed obscene percentages of the memory on board. You won't be getting a whole song's worth on there.
Yeah, at most you'll find short vocal samples like in Bayou Billy.
(43s in)
During the next gen you'd start seeing vocal tracks on CD-based consoles (Sega CD has a bunch). As far as cartridge-based systems go, I can think of one SNES vocal track at least (Tales of Phantasia 1995).
There's a webcomic about a wife b***hing about the moronic stuff her husband does. But he's got a penis so we have to take the side of a man who sticks a peach up his ass.
Bruh he works, Cooks and cleansing and all she does is b***h about the patriarchy when she's rich enough to be a stay at home mom.
Cat mom jabs at her husband but it's not just comic after comic of nagging.
>about a wife b***hing about the moronic stuff her husband does
You didn't actually read the comics, did you? It's a comic about a deranged stay-at-home-Mom b***hing about the absolutely harmless things her husband does like it's some insane slight against women everywhere, when he's the sole breadwinner, cooks all their meals and does his own fricking laundry AND hires a fricking maid.
No. The anon they replied to was trying to make it seems as though the husband was the problem, when its very clear the wife is just lazy and sits on her ass all day drawing shitty webcomics.
2 years ago
Anonymous
t. moronic femcel
Pretty sure it was a shitpost judging by the "peach up his ass"
The bed one one was the craziest one. Guy stops tidying up the bed for her because they got kids to worry about and for 5 YEARS, not once she decides to do it herself, just sleeping in a fricking pile of messy clothes because the idea of doing things herself doesnt enter her fricking brain, so she just complains her husband only does it for her once every couple weeks.
It's like reading about Chinese emperors or some shit. That woman is so privileged and coddled she doesn't have the mental faculties to understand it.
>The bed one one was the craziest one
I missed that one, do you have it?
2 years ago
Anonymous
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Seconding this, I need to roll my eyes at something
for the life of me i can't find a repost on Cinemaphile and instagram won't let me scroll back up enough, only other source i got is this podcast
2 years ago
Anonymous
The biggest takeaway for me is that they really should change their sheets more often. Once a month? That's just untidy and dirty, especially when they are two adults and probably a kid sleeping in it
And it really isn't difficult washing your sheets once every two weeks, don't understand why. I have plenty of friends with kids that age as well, and they can take care of cleaning themselves. Is this an American thing, or some particular part of the country thing?
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's a "so rich and cushy they never learned to take care of themselves" thing, this b***h does yoga all week, they're certainly not wanting on material wealth. The worst slobs tend to be upper class people like that because they're literally manchildren.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This. Had a housemate who came from a rich family and she was the biggest pig ive ever known. Her room was a literal sty, weeks worth of used dishes and delivery containers on her bedisde tables, piles of dirty laundry, overflowing garbage can, dried up spills all over the floor, and a notable odor that you could smell 10 feet from her door, it was disgusting.
She was actually a pretty charming girl, didnt really act like a rich kid, and we still keep in touch, but it was clear that mummy and daddy had hired someone to clean up after her for her whole life. I certainly would never live with her again. And the men she brought home seemed to agree, none of them stuck with her much longer after.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>piles of dirty laundry
How do people do that you literally just put it in the washing machine and WAIT
2 years ago
Anonymous
>go to bed >take off clothes >throw on floor
I only go in there to sleep, what's the problem here?
2 years ago
Anonymous
it took me way too long to realize "why don't have have more than one set of sheets that I can just change out and only wash once all together without having to worry about the timing of them being dry before bed."
2 years ago
Anonymous
>really should change their sheets more often. Once a month? That's just untidy and dirty
T-that's what I do...
2 years ago
Anonymous
I wash my sheets once a week. Every other week if life gets too busy. Once a month sounds downright rank.
2 years ago
Anonymous
She should just get rid of the throw pillows. They are purely decorative anyway.
The bed one one was the craziest one. Guy stops tidying up the bed for her because they got kids to worry about and for 5 YEARS, not once she decides to do it herself, just sleeping in a fricking pile of messy clothes because the idea of doing things herself doesnt enter her fricking brain, so she just complains her husband only does it for her once every couple weeks.
It's like reading about Chinese emperors or some shit. That woman is so privileged and coddled she doesn't have the mental faculties to understand it.
>The bed one one was the craziest one
I missed that one, do you have it?
Seconding this, I need to roll my eyes at something
No one is taking the side of the husband, they're just pointing out that if the woman really is annoyed by everything she does she should just divorce instead of complaining
>No one is taking the side of the husband
Yes everyone is moron. Why do you talk about shit you know nothing about? People want the husband to divorce HER, maybe start paying attention if you want to know why >p-p-pay attention? It's not like I care or anything
Then shut the frick up
Basically. What if a mom was happy with her husband and had wacky kids she loved regardless and didn't have to lock the bathroom door to get away from them.
>because all female cats are natural masochists
Not Fran. Imagine if someone more gentle and responsible showed her that sex can be enjoyable and without barbs
>because all female cats are natural masochists
Not Fran. Imagine if someone more gentle and responsible showed her that sex can be enjoyable and without barbs
Why do you people want to frick dogs so badly
2 years ago
Anonymous
Cause dogs were the only creatures, who showed them clear affection.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I wanna see the cat frick the dog
2 years ago
Anonymous
A good chunk of Cinemaphile are white fujoshits, anon. I thought you knew that already.
2 years ago
Anonymous
These cucks seem more like repressed gays because they crave the übermasculine dog and just pretend to care about the cat mom
2 years ago
Anonymous
Holy projection
2 years ago
Anonymous
i want brutus to frick catmom, so hot
2 years ago
Anonymous
These cucks seem more like repressed gays because they crave the übermasculine dog and just pretend to care about the cat mom
I actually do want to frick the catmom.
2 years ago
Anonymous
White girls.
Tale as old as time.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Beauty and her beast.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Tale as old as time.
single-digit year old meme, actually
Until all the cat girls frick dogs posts I thought this was some kind of racism thing where she thought the kitten's dad would be another cat and she's scared of the dog.
Based on her posture and ears anyway.
>thought the kitten's dad would be another cat and she's scared of the dog.
She's friends with a dog
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah, but
>because all female cats are natural masochists
Not Fran. Imagine if someone more gentle and responsible showed her that sex can be enjoyable and without barbs
is obviously fanart.
Loads of fanfics and art about stuff that isn't canon to the series it's about.
Cute pug though.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>is obviously fanart.
Anon, I...
2 years ago
Anonymous
You...what?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Did you think people started shipping these two out of the blue? Anon... it's official.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh that’s not fanart
It’s a crossover
2 years ago
Anonymous
Did you think people started shipping these two out of the blue? Anon... it's official.
it's neither that's a crossover with Brutus from another webcomic he's meant to be intimidating but is a big softie
>crossover
Neither the art nor the artist of either comic match up.
The only reason I could see it being any kind of official is if the two artists let fans or other artists do a quick series while they were away or after hitting some milestone.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Neither the art nor the artist of either comic match up.
Do you not see the name in the corner?
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
why does he have a cat daughter?
2 years ago
Anonymous
It’s a cross over from another comic, it’s these characters:
Oh that’s not fanart
It’s a crossover
Pixie is a kitten, and Brutus is a retired military dog.
2 years ago
Anonymous
In the comic they're from they are simply non-anthro pets that share an owner.
2 years ago
Anonymous
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[...] >crossover
Neither the art nor the artist of either comic match up.
The only reason I could see it being any kind of official is if the two artists let fans or other artists do a quick series while they were away or after hitting some milestone.
This comes up in reverse image search:
https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/pixie-and-brutus/litterbox/viewer?title_no=452175&episode_no=97
I'm not too familiar with either comic, but it looks like a crossover collab.
When I saw the image outside context, I thought she wanted to get the kids in bed and out of the way so she could frick the dog. But after seeing the full thing, looks like she finds that dog intimidating and wants the kids to get away from him.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>When I saw the image outside context, I thought she wanted to get the kids in bed and out of the way so she could frick the dog. But after seeing the full thing, looks like she finds that dog intimidating and wants the kids to get away from him.
Why not both
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Pixie and Brutus had a crossover with the catmom comic
What the frick, nobody told me. I loved Pixie and Brutus, I first read it back, what, three years ago?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Brutus is a retired military dog.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>looks like she finds that dog intimidating and wants the kids to get away from him.
That's what I thought too, but all the anons seem to think it's cheating bait.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I mean its a pug they are barely a dog
2 years ago
Anonymous
They are more like a practical joke on wolves
2 years ago
Anonymous
Pugs are cursed in their breeding and probably should be stopped (along with pitbulls) but some of the sweetest and friendliest
2 years ago
Anonymous
Comics about the Pug's family are behind a patreon wall.
When you pull the trigger the background would change to black and the duck sprites would change to white squares for a split-second.
The tip of the zapper photosensitive, and if the white flash from the CRT is detected within its expected time-frame after the trigger pull then the game decides you successfully aimed and hit the ducks.
It doesn't. The gun has no way of knowing which target it is pointing at.
The image provided in that post isn't accurate. The game will never render both targets as white boxes on the same frame. How it works is by determining WHEN the light is detected, not where on screen it was detected. Each box is only rendered for a single frame. If there is one duck, then it only takes one frame to do it. If there are two ducks, then it renders a white box for the first target on one frame, and then a white box for the second target on the next frame. Based on when the light was detected by the gun, the game will know which target, if any, was hit.
I've never used the lightbulb trick myself, so I don't know how reliable it is. But in theory, since the photosensor inside of the zapper is always detecting light when pointed directly at a lit bulb, it will never miss any target.
This is incorrect. The Zapper worked by the NES trying to figure out where the Zapper was pointing by comparing where the Zapper detected the screen flashing white against the current part of the screen being drawn. They don't work on modern LCD screens since those display the entire image at once instead of drawing it line by line multiple times a second. It's expecting scanline-perfect timing on the flash, instead it's getting it the moment the LCD displays the image. That specific timing is why the Zapper won't work properly with HD CRT TVs, despite being CRT's.
Yeah I found them there first before they were even posted here. I have insta only for my fiancée and my feed is nothing but cat videos and soft light webcomic shit cuz I try not to give the algorithm much real information on me, so I end up with stuff like this recommended. They post somewhat regularly but I think they're actually going out for it now as opposed to before when it seemed more like just a side thing.
86 here and same, played mario and tetris with dad for hours on end, and when we got Super nintendo we've played tetris attack. God I miss him.
[...]
Hand me down games
I was playing spyro 2 (a triumph of the human spirit) on the ps2
My homie. got rekindled to 100% and relive some spyro 2 games.
The bed one one was the craziest one. Guy stops tidying up the bed for her because they got kids to worry about and for 5 YEARS, not once she decides to do it herself, just sleeping in a fricking pile of messy clothes because the idea of doing things herself doesnt enter her fricking brain, so she just complains her husband only does it for her once every couple weeks.
It's like reading about Chinese emperors or some shit. That woman is so privileged and coddled she doesn't have the mental faculties to understand it.
the bed one pissed me the frick off. Like never once did she say 'hey why did you stop?' or talk it out with him. but if she did she just straight up just went 'nah im a c**t i aint ganna do it.' I don't make my own bed because I just don't find conventional beds comfy any more so they look more like piled sheets up against the headboard at this point and sleep semi sitting up.
I was also late 90s and had a Genesis first, but that's just because my dad had gotten it to pass the time back when he had a broken leg, and he dug it out of storage when he saw I liked the AOSTH reruns on the disney channel.
I got a Gamecube for Christmas later because I saw commercials for Sonic Adventure 2, and that shit blew me away.
Never stopped loving Genesis games, though.
I grew up in the 90's. You either had a NES or a SEGA. Until you literally played that thing to death, you weren't getting anything new. That was the law where I was from. No one's parents gave a flying frick about "bits", "graphics" or "titles". My gaming history is NES directly to a PC with nothing in-between but a few Sega games I played on borrowed machines. Not everyone was a middle class kid who got a console for their next Christmas or birthday whenever it released.
I don’t see them as old because their references are familiar to me; guess I’m old kek. You’re probably young if you’re asking or didn’t get the reference.
This comic is just american Bluey with cats.
Except oddly I think both appeared at about the same time without any awareness of the other and their similarities are just from the fact that they're wholesome millennial families with young kids who don't rely on boomer stereotypes about domestic life relying on dysfunctional relationships for the humor.
I bet Chili reads the Litterbox Comics on her phone and commiserates. Or the cat mom (name?) enjoys watching Bluey with her little one and has a “she’s just like me” moment.
what happened to chochi? I've seen them make art once in awhile on my deviantart feed.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It looks like he's still around on his furry accounts. But Cinemaphile mods chased him away because of absolutely rabid enforcement of rule 3 >"I-IS THAT AN ANIMAL WITH EYELASHES?? AIIEEEEEEEEEE"
So he's still around, just not here I guess.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I wish he had done more on that frog comic
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah I was reading that, but seems he lost interest.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>them
Frick off back to whatever hugbox shithole you came from.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm not going to leave Cinemaphile to check someone's pronouns, schizo
2 years ago
Anonymous
>pronouns
Go back, tourist.
Calm down, maybe anon wasn't sure if chochi was male or female. It used to be fine to talk like that without an agenda.
Not here, and it never was. Follow the other tourist.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're the one trying to make this board his safe space, homosexual. >"NOOOO YOU CAN'T USE PLURAL WHEN YOU AREN'T SURE OF SEX, THIS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE"
Frick off.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>reeeee stop scolding me for my newbie behaviour
Lurk moar homosexual. Or better yet, become an hero instead of shitting up my board.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Stop trying to fit in so hard.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Calm down, maybe anon wasn't sure if chochi was male or female. It used to be fine to talk like that without an agenda.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Them is a proper way to refer to someone you're not familiar with, moron.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't understand why people get butthurt using "they" and "them" as singulars. It doesn't always need to be a gender thing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Because they are plurals.
English is a shit language that definitely could use a word for singular unknown, but just lumping it in with words that means the exact opposite is NOT the way to do it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You are telling me that you have always used "he" and "she" every single time you refereed to someone and never used "They"?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>reeeee stop scolding me for my newbie behaviour
Lurk moar homosexual. Or better yet, become an hero instead of shitting up my board.
Damn, you're both moronic fake old gays.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Them is a singular unknown, moron.
2 years ago
Anonymous
yeah, english sucks, but it has always sucked. Using "they" for a third person singular pronoun has been a thing for hundreds of years. You'd complain even harder about people using some made up shit like ze
2 years ago
Anonymous
>a shit language that definitely could use a word for singular unknown
You would war against "singular unknown" just like that anon is warring against "they/them" because twitter snowflakes would have chosen that instead. Face it, there's just no winning here.
Damn these are actually pretty funny and heartwarming. Much better than all these seething mom comics about how downtrodden they are and how much they hate their husband, you chose this life. You live in the first world, you had ample opportunity to divorce your husband, use birth control/contraceptives, get an abortion, or put your children up for adoption, and yet at every step of the way you chose not to, so you only have yourself to blame for your dissatisfaction. It undermines feminism, because it makes it seem as though women are incapable of making the right choices for themselves.
Dont be a selfish prick, you chose to take care of the humans you brought into this world. Thanks to your bad attitude your kids are going to cut you off the first chance they get and it'll be your fault.
Cat mom has the right idea, sure, it can be hard sometimes, and its ok to be frustrated, but dont let that consume you and turn into hate.
I go on twitter, i see momlife, i check discord, i see momlife, i go on reddit, and i see momlife, i go on Cinemaphile and sure as fricking shit i see someone talking about goddamned momlife
This is the second time this year I've seen the whole internet agree on something. The first was that the Uvalde cops are cowardly homosexuals. Maybe everybody's finally finding common ground.
Hegel was a giant moron but he was right about something, if you chain two imbeciles that hate eachother in a room, yelling at eachother for years on end, they will eventually form a consensus
idk I can feel sympathy for people who don't know what they are getting into. I wonder if this disappointment is more frequent in those that were youngest children and thus have no experience with kids themselves? And regardless from what I've heard from people there really isn't any way of knowing if you're cut out for that life until it is too late. b***hing on the internet might be considered preferable to a divorce for many of them.
>piles of dirty laundry
How do people do that you literally just put it in the washing machine and WAIT
this is much easier if you need to go to the laundromat, which is always a hellish experience.
it's interesting that the comic with the hot anthro mom is apolitical with funny jokes
yet the comic with the ugly human mom is fulled with unfunny complaining and shallow virtue signaling
Males can be calico but it's very rare, and they're always sterile because it's a chromosome defect.
She already made a passive-agressive response to it
The thing about ginger cats being male that people mentions sometimes is not really a comparable situation. It is relatively rarer in the general population, something like 20% of all orange cats are female, but it's inherited like any other trait and not genetic abnormality. I once had female ginger cat, who then had a litter of 3 ginger girls.
My wife and I are trying to conceive right now and it's awakened the most primal and pleasurable fetish within me
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's fricking fun. Watching them suffer through morning sickness and birth and being heavy isn't great. But the new body's damn sexy. Bigger softer breasts. Different feeling lady parts, a softness throughout the body that's great for hugging and squeezing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
My wife is in the third trimester and I have had to make it very clear that while I do sympathize with her situation and will do my best to care for her, there will always be a part of me that isn't happy as frick when she says that her breasts have gotten too big for any of her bras. Also frick dude, I don't know if your girl is similar but when we have sex she fricking cums hard right away these days, its goddamn incredible.
2 years ago
Anonymous
We're four months on the other side, and it's different. Not bad necessarily, but definitely different. It helps the baby started sleeping through the night before 3 months. But it's like this kind of "wow, we went through this crazy shit together" closeness we didn't have before.
C-section though so longer wait time to get back to things after, but we were so damn tired it didn't even bother me.
Have you considered keeping the pear/bottom heavy figure? Rita Loud and Fran both end up being drawn with huge busts and a lot of breast focus. Personally I think it would be refreshing to see a take on Fran that retains the general distribution of mass.
Just a meta joke about lion pride dynamics, but it's a bit of a misnomer. The males actually do hunt. It's just not their primary function which is defending the territory from other male lions so the females can raise cubs in relative safety. In fact, male lions can handle larger prey than the females.
I don't think I could ever be a good parent. Like my son would have his first crush and I'd call him a cuck simp who needs to leave 3dpg behind for pure 2d waifus.
No, it's in past tense. It's used for when you were wishing in the past.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>ESL trying to correct a native speaker
-ed could be employed as the statement is hypothetical, present and past tense is interchangeable in this regard
2 years ago
Anonymous
>is interchangeable in this regard
No. That attitude is exactly why "literally" is no longer literal.
Anon was wishing he could get degenerate porn at that moment so he should've used "wish", simple as that.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>That attitude is exactly why "literally" is no longer literal.
I'll make sure to be there to remind you next time you employ 'exactly', 'not quite', 'impossible' and other estimatives in a casual setting, anon
if you're gonna police the way someone expresses themselves you could make an effort to expand your vernacular
2 years ago
Anonymous
Please, I bet you use "actual" every time you can instead of "real" or something else more proper.
2 years ago
Anonymous
what the real frick are you talking about
2 years ago
Anonymous
who the frick says "I wished" that makes no fricking sense
It's a pondering statement without circumstance, you stupid fricking ESL c**t. Shove an entire dictionary up your ass.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's a grammatical error, not a spelling error. moron.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're a fricking imbecile.
2 years ago
Anonymous
How to trigger anon: >Wished I knew >Wished I had >Wished I had seen
2 years ago
Anonymous
I simply pointed out something obvious. You are throwing a tantrum over it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No you didn't lol. You tried correcting something that was grammatically correct to a fault then tried backing out the moment someone provided examples of it working. Call it a faux pass and carry on, or continue to argue semantics til the thread reaches bump limit. Up to you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The fact that you believe the argument was that "wished" can't be used at all shows that you are too stupid to discuss anything. So no, I won't try. Also semantics is about meanings, which isn't what was talked about here (aside from the mention of "literal" losing it's original meaning).
2 years ago
Anonymous
who the frick says "I wished" that makes no fricking sense
2 years ago
Anonymous
How the frick was that hypothetical?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>expressing your own desire >verbally >in writing >as a hypothetical
I should have wished death upon America when I found that damn lamp.
2 years ago
Anonymous
*damned
(I get that it's short "God damn it" but it still bugs me)
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I'm mexican
And why am I not surprised? It's really hard to imagine a white man enjoying zoophlia and breaking the law.
Some buttmad autist managed to frick shit up to a point where the caturday crew decided it wasn't worth the hassle and made their own booru.
Crisis being a Shwig level homosexual that loves to take control of boorus and then vanish, certainly didn't help it either. Considering what happened, Crisis himself might even be the buttmad autist in question.
And then there's Dad, a French comic
There've been some wholesome story times for this one but it's less general than the other
The titular Dad has 3 kids from 3 women
Do you mean the odd isekai manga/LN about a guy adopting some lost child? I've seen a few of those, but I assumed that they were just a result of mangaka getting older and following Abe's path.
Since that dammed "peach mom" comic suddenly exploded in infamy you can't post these cat mom comica anymore without some jackass coming around to compare the two. These comics are funny and soulful and don't deserve to be posted just for the sake of shitting on some other, lesser comic just because they share the same basic theme.
>exile for "people" with these horrendous food takes first
Agreed. Everyone knows people who put bbq sauce on pizza should be fricking executed in the streets like the dogs they are, not merely put on a watchlist
>Comparisons between Cat-MILF and Peach-THOT
Cat lady clearly likes her husband and family.
Peach ho has an inferiority complex a mile wide and is subconsciously trying to convince herself that without her the family would collapse, we're talking full on Family Annihilator tier narcissism.
They are not the same thing.
This is honestly pretty cute. The husband is not portrayed as some weak frick or butt of the joke like with other family web comics. He gets along with her friends
and they have fun. If it was that other gay that gets posted on Cinemaphile it would end with her friend telling her to find a man who doesn't play with marvel toys and him having his monthly sex coupon revoked. Cat mom comics are alright man
The chemistry between the two is so perfect it's almost half the comics' success, the kids just do random kid nonsense but the marriage that works well is a breath of fresh air and it feels nice to see that couples like that do in fact still exist.
Probably why it makes cucks mad but anything that isn't oppressive misery does.
A lot of people have made this joke, but I still laughed hard at this one. It's a weird experience to look at those first newborn photos even a couple of months after birth.
I don't think I could ever be a good parent. Like my son would have his first crush and I'd call him a cuck simp who needs to leave 3dpg behind for pure 2d waifus.
I really like how you can tell how conflicted about she about seeing him eat shit because he wouldn’t listen to her while being sympathetic to his pain. That’s some good expression.
*8-bit it ain't me starts playing*
Bless you anons.
I've seen this comic posted lately. I should check it out.
Off to a good start
Where are the vocals?
Not until at least 16-bit at bare minimum my dude. How much memory do you think an NES cart contains?
And even then, something like the "SEGA" vocals costed obscene percentages of the memory on board. You won't be getting a whole song's worth on there.
Yeah, at most you'll find short vocal samples like in Bayou Billy.
(43s in)
During the next gen you'd start seeing vocal tracks on CD-based consoles (Sega CD has a bunch). As far as cartridge-based systems go, I can think of one SNES vocal track at least (Tales of Phantasia 1995).
And
You're never too young for a Vietnam flashback.
Okay, I chuckled.
This is the opposite of peach mom
?
There's a webcomic about a wife b***hing about the moronic stuff her husband does. But he's got a penis so we have to take the side of a man who sticks a peach up his ass.
sauce?
Bruh he works, Cooks and cleansing and all she does is b***h about the patriarchy when she's rich enough to be a stay at home mom.
Cat mom jabs at her husband but it's not just comic after comic of nagging.
>about a wife b***hing about the moronic stuff her husband does
You didn't actually read the comics, did you? It's a comic about a deranged stay-at-home-Mom b***hing about the absolutely harmless things her husband does like it's some insane slight against women everywhere, when he's the sole breadwinner, cooks all their meals and does his own fricking laundry AND hires a fricking maid.
You just said what he said but longer lmao
No. The anon they replied to was trying to make it seems as though the husband was the problem, when its very clear the wife is just lazy and sits on her ass all day drawing shitty webcomics.
Pretty sure it was a shitpost judging by the "peach up his ass"
The bed one one was the craziest one. Guy stops tidying up the bed for her because they got kids to worry about and for 5 YEARS, not once she decides to do it herself, just sleeping in a fricking pile of messy clothes because the idea of doing things herself doesnt enter her fricking brain, so she just complains her husband only does it for her once every couple weeks.
It's like reading about Chinese emperors or some shit. That woman is so privileged and coddled she doesn't have the mental faculties to understand it.
>The bed one one was the craziest one
I missed that one, do you have it?
for the life of me i can't find a repost on Cinemaphile and instagram won't let me scroll back up enough, only other source i got is this podcast
The biggest takeaway for me is that they really should change their sheets more often. Once a month? That's just untidy and dirty, especially when they are two adults and probably a kid sleeping in it
And it really isn't difficult washing your sheets once every two weeks, don't understand why. I have plenty of friends with kids that age as well, and they can take care of cleaning themselves. Is this an American thing, or some particular part of the country thing?
It's a "so rich and cushy they never learned to take care of themselves" thing, this b***h does yoga all week, they're certainly not wanting on material wealth. The worst slobs tend to be upper class people like that because they're literally manchildren.
This. Had a housemate who came from a rich family and she was the biggest pig ive ever known. Her room was a literal sty, weeks worth of used dishes and delivery containers on her bedisde tables, piles of dirty laundry, overflowing garbage can, dried up spills all over the floor, and a notable odor that you could smell 10 feet from her door, it was disgusting.
She was actually a pretty charming girl, didnt really act like a rich kid, and we still keep in touch, but it was clear that mummy and daddy had hired someone to clean up after her for her whole life. I certainly would never live with her again. And the men she brought home seemed to agree, none of them stuck with her much longer after.
>piles of dirty laundry
How do people do that you literally just put it in the washing machine and WAIT
>go to bed
>take off clothes
>throw on floor
I only go in there to sleep, what's the problem here?
it took me way too long to realize "why don't have have more than one set of sheets that I can just change out and only wash once all together without having to worry about the timing of them being dry before bed."
>really should change their sheets more often. Once a month? That's just untidy and dirty
T-that's what I do...
I wash my sheets once a week. Every other week if life gets too busy. Once a month sounds downright rank.
She should just get rid of the throw pillows. They are purely decorative anyway.
Seconding this, I need to roll my eyes at something
t. moronic femcel
I hate how Crystal Cafe brigades this board every single day
ywnbaw
No one is taking the side of the husband, they're just pointing out that if the woman really is annoyed by everything she does she should just divorce instead of complaining
>No one is taking the side of the husband
Yes everyone is moron. Why do you talk about shit you know nothing about? People want the husband to divorce HER, maybe start paying attention if you want to know why
>p-p-pay attention? It's not like I care or anything
Then shut the frick up
Basically. What if a mom was happy with her husband and had wacky kids she loved regardless and didn't have to lock the bathroom door to get away from them.
I envy catdad
I pitty peachdad
You've already had a dozen threads about peachmom; can we not just one comfy cat thread without banging on about her?
What are they eating
Looks like this shit
I somehow doubt they are eating bouncy balls.
They look like random dragees like fruit flavor Mentos.
Sour balls, skittles, M&M's, or Sprees would be my guess.
I've never seen this before but I know i need a half a barrel of them ASAP.
Man if I had kids I would spoil those frickers
I would let them miss school and do something fun instead if they got food grades
Sounds cool
you can adopt me
>I pitty peachdad
I see what you did there.
Polar opposites except they both frick dogs
Catmom would never frick a dog because all female cats are natural masochists and dogs are too gentle for them
>because all female cats are natural masochists
Not Fran. Imagine if someone more gentle and responsible showed her that sex can be enjoyable and without barbs
SEEEEEEXOOOOOOOOOOO
CON
BRUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!!
Why do you people want to frick dogs so badly
Cause dogs were the only creatures, who showed them clear affection.
I wanna see the cat frick the dog
A good chunk of Cinemaphile are white fujoshits, anon. I thought you knew that already.
These cucks seem more like repressed gays because they crave the übermasculine dog and just pretend to care about the cat mom
Holy projection
i want brutus to frick catmom, so hot
I actually do want to frick the catmom.
White girls.
Tale as old as time.
Beauty and her beast.
>Tale as old as time.
single-digit year old meme, actually
Because it's funny.
Until all the cat girls frick dogs posts I thought this was some kind of racism thing where she thought the kitten's dad would be another cat and she's scared of the dog.
Based on her posture and ears anyway.
>thought the kitten's dad would be another cat and she's scared of the dog.
She's friends with a dog
Yeah, but
is obviously fanart.
Loads of fanfics and art about stuff that isn't canon to the series it's about.
Cute pug though.
>is obviously fanart.
Anon, I...
You...what?
Did you think people started shipping these two out of the blue? Anon... it's official.
Oh that’s not fanart
It’s a crossover
>crossover
Neither the art nor the artist of either comic match up.
The only reason I could see it being any kind of official is if the two artists let fans or other artists do a quick series while they were away or after hitting some milestone.
>Neither the art nor the artist of either comic match up.
Do you not see the name in the corner?
why does he have a cat daughter?
It’s a cross over from another comic, it’s these characters:
Pixie is a kitten, and Brutus is a retired military dog.
In the comic they're from they are simply non-anthro pets that share an owner.
This comes up in reverse image search:
https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/pixie-and-brutus/litterbox/viewer?title_no=452175&episode_no=97
I'm not too familiar with either comic, but it looks like a crossover collab.
When I saw the image outside context, I thought she wanted to get the kids in bed and out of the way so she could frick the dog. But after seeing the full thing, looks like she finds that dog intimidating and wants the kids to get away from him.
>When I saw the image outside context, I thought she wanted to get the kids in bed and out of the way so she could frick the dog. But after seeing the full thing, looks like she finds that dog intimidating and wants the kids to get away from him.
Why not both
>Pixie and Brutus had a crossover with the catmom comic
What the frick, nobody told me. I loved Pixie and Brutus, I first read it back, what, three years ago?
Brutus is a retired military dog.
>looks like she finds that dog intimidating and wants the kids to get away from him.
That's what I thought too, but all the anons seem to think it's cheating bait.
I mean its a pug they are barely a dog
They are more like a practical joke on wolves
Pugs are cursed in their breeding and probably should be stopped (along with pitbulls) but some of the sweetest and friendliest
Comics about the Pug's family are behind a patreon wall.
>tfw no rips on kemono party
it's neither that's a crossover with Brutus from another webcomic he's meant to be intimidating but is a big softie
Heh, I thought so too.
>she's scared of the dog.
She's supposed to be scared of him cause he's scared giant. She's friend with smaller less intimidating dogs.
>I thought this was some kind of racism t
With how wild litterbox threads can get I cant blame you for that
Every thread
You are mentally ill
Bro get that cringe cuckshit out of here
This, the only NTR we like with the cat mom here is of her and a human male, get that homosexual fursona out
The 1980s are so far away now. And we are so far from God.
I'm in my 40s and the 80s wasn't so long ago. I use to hang out on the Alf set and met MJ twice.
That won't work since the zapper is photosensitive and judges where you shoot relative to the amount of photons it receives from the tv I think
The panel should have been her holding the barrel up against a light bulb.
Is THAT how those worked? I've never really researched it
Avgn made a video about how it doesn't work anyways I don't remember why but regardless of what you do you only end up shooting 2 ducks
That was his particular zappers being faulty, these gizmos weren't really built to last.
it worked perfectly what are people trying to invent now.
When you pull the trigger the background would change to black and the duck sprites would change to white squares for a split-second.
The tip of the zapper photosensitive, and if the white flash from the CRT is detected within its expected time-frame after the trigger pull then the game decides you successfully aimed and hit the ducks.
this explanation doesn't explain how it detect which duck is hit there.
It does, but I guess he left out that when multiple targets are on a screen they flick on different frames, not simultaneously
It doesn't. The gun has no way of knowing which target it is pointing at.
The image provided in that post isn't accurate. The game will never render both targets as white boxes on the same frame. How it works is by determining WHEN the light is detected, not where on screen it was detected. Each box is only rendered for a single frame. If there is one duck, then it only takes one frame to do it. If there are two ducks, then it renders a white box for the first target on one frame, and then a white box for the second target on the next frame. Based on when the light was detected by the gun, the game will know which target, if any, was hit.
I've never used the lightbulb trick myself, so I don't know how reliable it is. But in theory, since the photosensor inside of the zapper is always detecting light when pointed directly at a lit bulb, it will never miss any target.
the white boxes flick on a different flame from each other.
The lightbulb trick usually doesn't work because the screen flashes black first so the zapper can check whether it's actually aimed at the TV.
This is incorrect. The Zapper worked by the NES trying to figure out where the Zapper was pointing by comparing where the Zapper detected the screen flashing white against the current part of the screen being drawn. They don't work on modern LCD screens since those display the entire image at once instead of drawing it line by line multiple times a second. It's expecting scanline-perfect timing on the flash, instead it's getting it the moment the LCD displays the image. That specific timing is why the Zapper won't work properly with HD CRT TVs, despite being CRT's.
>using the original zapper instead of the sissy orange one
Based cat mom.
Pic related.
lmao this fricking toddler watched the wrong video essay
Nice feet
How old are the parents? They must be like 37-43 years old if they're 80's kids.
The husband recently turned 40 I think? I don't know about the mom but probably late 30s.
>The husband recently turned 40 I think
Who said
I think I saw it on a insta story. I know I saw a mention of his birthday and it being a big one.
They have an insta?
Yeah I found them there first before they were even posted here. I have insta only for my fiancée and my feed is nothing but cat videos and soft light webcomic shit cuz I try not to give the algorithm much real information on me, so I end up with stuff like this recommended. They post somewhat regularly but I think they're actually going out for it now as opposed to before when it seemed more like just a side thing.
She's 41.
36
You already told us you were 6 years older than Legend of Zelda, Chesca. Too late to hide the truth now.
I was born in the late 90s and had a Sega Genesis growing up. Some kids were just poor.
Yeah, born 1988 and my first game was Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt (got our NES around 1990).
86 here and same, played mario and tetris with dad for hours on end, and when we got Super nintendo we've played tetris attack. God I miss him.
My homie. got rekindled to 100% and relive some spyro 2 games.
the bed one pissed me the frick off. Like never once did she say 'hey why did you stop?' or talk it out with him. but if she did she just straight up just went 'nah im a c**t i aint ganna do it.' I don't make my own bed because I just don't find conventional beds comfy any more so they look more like piled sheets up against the headboard at this point and sleep semi sitting up.
Hand me down games
I was playing spyro 2 (a triumph of the human spirit) on the ps2
I was also late 90s and had a Genesis first, but that's just because my dad had gotten it to pass the time back when he had a broken leg, and he dug it out of storage when he saw I liked the AOSTH reruns on the disney channel.
I got a Gamecube for Christmas later because I saw commercials for Sonic Adventure 2, and that shit blew me away.
Never stopped loving Genesis games, though.
God I love that image.
I grew up in the 90's. You either had a NES or a SEGA. Until you literally played that thing to death, you weren't getting anything new. That was the law where I was from. No one's parents gave a flying frick about "bits", "graphics" or "titles". My gaming history is NES directly to a PC with nothing in-between but a few Sega games I played on borrowed machines. Not everyone was a middle class kid who got a console for their next Christmas or birthday whenever it released.
poor people gets a timeline shift of about 10 years
I remember when my bud got a Nintendo 64 and I was stuck with my Sega Genesis
I had fun with my 1st gen no backlight battery consuming GBA when people were having DSi, poor people deal with what we have
Hi, I'm 36 and been on Cinemaphile since 2005
Oh hey Anon, are you me?
Hi old friend, ‘06 here
hey me too I'm '06
07 🙁
I don’t see them as old because their references are familiar to me; guess I’m old kek. You’re probably young if you’re asking or didn’t get the reference.
Cats tend to not get older than 20 tops
I guess she never miss
I know exactly why you posted this.
But most people can't even draw her adult form...
This comic is just american Bluey with cats.
Except oddly I think both appeared at about the same time without any awareness of the other and their similarities are just from the fact that they're wholesome millennial families with young kids who don't rely on boomer stereotypes about domestic life relying on dysfunctional relationships for the humor.
I'd mostly disagree, as much as I like Litterbox comics they don't exactly paint as much of a positive picture of parenthood as Bluey does.
Bluey is made for kids showing a loving family, litterbox is made for parents showing a loving family.
And The Simpsons and Gumball is made for families that pretend to be functional and happy but are the complete opposite.
Gumball is relatable for me at least
Litterbox Comics is a bit edgy while Bluey is a baby cartoon
>edgy
More like millennial version of boomer comics
I've never seen Bluey. But. 'edgy'? It's sweet.
My dad did that last Mother's Day.
I bet Chili reads the Litterbox Comics on her phone and commiserates. Or the cat mom (name?) enjoys watching Bluey with her little one and has a “she’s just like me” moment.
the cat mom's name is Fran
>american
idk why people still think the author is american. she's British
I thought she was Canadian
she was on a podcast and she is british AF
I didn't know she was British. She writes the comic in Americanese ('mom', 'candy'), and it has a very American feel to it.
Aha, so she has lived in America for years.
>idk why people still think the author is american
Because her husband is American and they live in Austin. Seems like an easy mistake to make.
>because I hate drawing people
I miss chochi
what happened to chochi? I've seen them make art once in awhile on my deviantart feed.
It looks like he's still around on his furry accounts. But Cinemaphile mods chased him away because of absolutely rabid enforcement of rule 3
>"I-IS THAT AN ANIMAL WITH EYELASHES?? AIIEEEEEEEEEE"
So he's still around, just not here I guess.
I wish he had done more on that frog comic
Yeah I was reading that, but seems he lost interest.
>them
Frick off back to whatever hugbox shithole you came from.
I'm not going to leave Cinemaphile to check someone's pronouns, schizo
>pronouns
Go back, tourist.
Not here, and it never was. Follow the other tourist.
You're the one trying to make this board his safe space, homosexual.
>"NOOOO YOU CAN'T USE PLURAL WHEN YOU AREN'T SURE OF SEX, THIS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE"
Frick off.
>reeeee stop scolding me for my newbie behaviour
Lurk moar homosexual. Or better yet, become an hero instead of shitting up my board.
Stop trying to fit in so hard.
Calm down, maybe anon wasn't sure if chochi was male or female. It used to be fine to talk like that without an agenda.
Them is a proper way to refer to someone you're not familiar with, moron.
I don't understand why people get butthurt using "they" and "them" as singulars. It doesn't always need to be a gender thing.
Because they are plurals.
English is a shit language that definitely could use a word for singular unknown, but just lumping it in with words that means the exact opposite is NOT the way to do it.
You are telling me that you have always used "he" and "she" every single time you refereed to someone and never used "They"?
Yes.
Damn, you're both moronic fake old gays.
Them is a singular unknown, moron.
yeah, english sucks, but it has always sucked. Using "they" for a third person singular pronoun has been a thing for hundreds of years. You'd complain even harder about people using some made up shit like ze
>a shit language that definitely could use a word for singular unknown
You would war against "singular unknown" just like that anon is warring against "they/them" because twitter snowflakes would have chosen that instead. Face it, there's just no winning here.
cool, now I don't have to feel conflicted about supporting this
>she's British
Makes sense, no American Millennial mom would write anything that wholesome.
the comic's older, plus i'm guessing that bluey doesn't have the slight meme/internet references the comic does
Damn these are actually pretty funny and heartwarming. Much better than all these seething mom comics about how downtrodden they are and how much they hate their husband, you chose this life. You live in the first world, you had ample opportunity to divorce your husband, use birth control/contraceptives, get an abortion, or put your children up for adoption, and yet at every step of the way you chose not to, so you only have yourself to blame for your dissatisfaction. It undermines feminism, because it makes it seem as though women are incapable of making the right choices for themselves.
Dont be a selfish prick, you chose to take care of the humans you brought into this world. Thanks to your bad attitude your kids are going to cut you off the first chance they get and it'll be your fault.
Cat mom has the right idea, sure, it can be hard sometimes, and its ok to be frustrated, but dont let that consume you and turn into hate.
I go on twitter, i see momlife, i check discord, i see momlife, i go on reddit, and i see momlife, i go on Cinemaphile and sure as fricking shit i see someone talking about goddamned momlife
Finally, all the schism'd corners of the internet united in 1 voice 1 purpose. Yelling at a weirdo facebook-mom to get therapy and/or a divorce.
This is the second time this year I've seen the whole internet agree on something. The first was that the Uvalde cops are cowardly homosexuals. Maybe everybody's finally finding common ground.
Hegel was a giant moron but he was right about something, if you chain two imbeciles that hate eachother in a room, yelling at eachother for years on end, they will eventually form a consensus
idk I can feel sympathy for people who don't know what they are getting into. I wonder if this disappointment is more frequent in those that were youngest children and thus have no experience with kids themselves? And regardless from what I've heard from people there really isn't any way of knowing if you're cut out for that life until it is too late. b***hing on the internet might be considered preferable to a divorce for many of them.
this is much easier if you need to go to the laundromat, which is always a hellish experience.
>this is much easier if you need to go to the laundromat, which is always a hellish experience.
Can't get over how adorable Cooper looks in this
cest is win
it's interesting that the comic with the hot anthro mom is apolitical with funny jokes
yet the comic with the ugly human mom is fulled with unfunny complaining and shallow virtue signaling
>sheets
Couch sleeper here, can't relate.
Catmom is cute. I've been wanting to draw her.
if you do can i see ?
Legit question, aren't all three-colored cats supposed to be female only? Least i always heard that, and it seemed to be true.
She already made a passive-agressive response to it
Yeah but she is legit cuter as a calico
>Cuter
She just looks wrong
The mom is cuter as a calico.
Swithcing their colors unironically feels like an improvement
Eh, "passive-aggressive" is pushing it a little. This is kinda snarky at best
Alright alright fair enough, aheuah
i wanna draw calico catmom and catmom
I think I prefer the mom and son's designs this way.
I'd like to see the momcat without her clothes if you know what I'm saying
She's literally naked in the last 4 panels
to be fair, is unusual for someone to be knowledgeable about cats than they are about dogs
Males can be calico but it's very rare, and they're always sterile because it's a chromosome defect.
The thing about ginger cats being male that people mentions sometimes is not really a comparable situation. It is relatively rarer in the general population, something like 20% of all orange cats are female, but it's inherited like any other trait and not genetic abnormality. I once had female ginger cat, who then had a litter of 3 ginger girls.
>She portrays her son as sterile
That explains why they went for a second child...
Yeah, the implication that the older kid has Kleinfelter's makes this strip a lot funnier.
I want to fug the dad
Someone should request him on caturday but I don't want it to be me
You are anonymous, why do you care?
What about Avocato from Final Space?
also would
>e-girl catmom
This is relevant to my interests.
>drawing nsfw of the cat mom
>ctrl+s
>program crashes
>didnt save
i guess it was for the best
What were you drawing exactly
the cat mom with wide child bearing hips and a huge rack to go along with it
Ah, the safe option. redraw and post it on monosodium glutamate
I was thinking about posting it on twitter as well
it was something along the lines to this with a lot more detail and exaggeration
Looks good man, digging the style. Dont forget to post on e621 for ease of access
>not e-girl catmom
sicko
glad i can help anon
>sicko
You want to frick a cat, you aren't that different from him.
>you want to frick a cat
classic
They're fine.
My wife and I are trying to conceive right now and it's awakened the most primal and pleasurable fetish within me
It's fricking fun. Watching them suffer through morning sickness and birth and being heavy isn't great. But the new body's damn sexy. Bigger softer breasts. Different feeling lady parts, a softness throughout the body that's great for hugging and squeezing.
My wife is in the third trimester and I have had to make it very clear that while I do sympathize with her situation and will do my best to care for her, there will always be a part of me that isn't happy as frick when she says that her breasts have gotten too big for any of her bras. Also frick dude, I don't know if your girl is similar but when we have sex she fricking cums hard right away these days, its goddamn incredible.
We're four months on the other side, and it's different. Not bad necessarily, but definitely different. It helps the baby started sleeping through the night before 3 months. But it's like this kind of "wow, we went through this crazy shit together" closeness we didn't have before.
C-section though so longer wait time to get back to things after, but we were so damn tired it didn't even bother me.
Nice
Have you considered keeping the pear/bottom heavy figure? Rita Loud and Fran both end up being drawn with huge busts and a lot of breast focus. Personally I think it would be refreshing to see a take on Fran that retains the general distribution of mass.
God stopped you from sinning.
This is why auto save is a thing you should use.
>monosodium glutamate
uwotm8.tiff
>uwotm8.tiff
If you know you know
Anon, 621 isn't some kind of sekrit klub.
He means e621.net, a website dedicated to furro stuff. e621 is the code for monossodium glutamate amidst the food industry
>Anon, 621 isn't some kind of sekrit klub.
Thanks for explaining what I already knew. What would I do without you, Captain Hindsight.
I was just trying to help in case you didn't know 🙁
>:(
Go away. You have to be at least 18 to use this website.
You guys aren't as friendly as r/Cinemaphile said you were...
That's normal around here:
>>:(
Only boomers use emoticons, it's all about the emojis now, old man.
>those milk pumps
God yes
I started a pic of her with that dog from brutus and little kitten, forgot the name of the comic, but never had the time to finish it.
>only one pair of breasts
Wrong
What a shame.
Jesus I remember that sleep over catipillar.
oh shit a GlowWorm
>Sylvanian Families
So there's now gonna be e-girl Fran art I see...
>later that evening
he looks so sad
did she threw shade on peachmom comic?
nah it's just a joke about lions.
She did now.
I fricking told you she lurks here
>Here
Everyone on fricking twitter was roasting those shit comics lmao
That's an edit.
Yeah. She edited it herself.
I thought this was fake at first but nope, the madlass actually did it:
https://nitter.pussthecat.org/LitterboxComics/status/1554935878409134082#m
Holy shit
Based women don't exis-
I would marry this woman if she weren't already taken.
fricking fantastic
>if she weren't already taken
That's a loser talk. Follow your dreams.
I'm no adulterer, anon.
This woman is rapidly becoming a national treasure.
Just a meta joke about lion pride dynamics, but it's a bit of a misnomer. The males actually do hunt. It's just not their primary function which is defending the territory from other male lions so the females can raise cubs in relative safety. In fact, male lions can handle larger prey than the females.
Lion males serve a pretty important role tho, they guard the territory and stop other prides from setting up camp too close.
Is that Katia
No way. That lioness isn't suffering anywhere near enough.
Who?
Sounds based.
She looks nothing like Katia other than yellow fur.
I just shot at a light bulb and always hit them
I'd also put my gun directly in dac**t if you catch my drift
_ ____ __ ____ ____ ___
Agreed, Rarity is pretty fricking hot.
No worries anon, I also want to hug starlight glimmer.
Anon, pedophile is one word
Cute
Where can you find the rest?
It's full
>1 minute apart
Eddie Puss vibes.
>Fricking coomers condemn a woman for harmless comics at the same time they draw porn with children's characters
Lol.
take your meds
>negate
>talking shit about your husband online while being an entitled c**t
>drawing a cartoon characters for your entertainment
Take your meds, schizo.
don't sizzle cummy brains
What the frick are you even saying, your mind is truly demented.
>grrr I'm so mad at things that haven't happened, it's YOUR FAULT
meds, now.
it's about fricking time
That's a damn juicy peach right here
>butthurt
Chocolate and/or something high in fats and salts.
>me expecting new original content
Haha I forgot that this is Cinemaphile.
¿Qué?
You sick
Why?
You fricking sick
Treat your head zoophile
Mods are asleep and it's summer vacation at the same time.
>Look at me! I'll eat porn!
>I'm such an adult!
Please learn English properly before making comments.
>Please learn English properly before making comments
I'm mexican, just not as stupid as you.
*Wish
Wished is correct
No, it's in past tense. It's used for when you were wishing in the past.
>ESL trying to correct a native speaker
-ed could be employed as the statement is hypothetical, present and past tense is interchangeable in this regard
>is interchangeable in this regard
No. That attitude is exactly why "literally" is no longer literal.
Anon was wishing he could get degenerate porn at that moment so he should've used "wish", simple as that.
>That attitude is exactly why "literally" is no longer literal.
I'll make sure to be there to remind you next time you employ 'exactly', 'not quite', 'impossible' and other estimatives in a casual setting, anon
if you're gonna police the way someone expresses themselves you could make an effort to expand your vernacular
Please, I bet you use "actual" every time you can instead of "real" or something else more proper.
what the real frick are you talking about
It's a pondering statement without circumstance, you stupid fricking ESL c**t. Shove an entire dictionary up your ass.
It's a grammatical error, not a spelling error. moron.
You're a fricking imbecile.
How to trigger anon:
>Wished I knew
>Wished I had
>Wished I had seen
I simply pointed out something obvious. You are throwing a tantrum over it.
No you didn't lol. You tried correcting something that was grammatically correct to a fault then tried backing out the moment someone provided examples of it working. Call it a faux pass and carry on, or continue to argue semantics til the thread reaches bump limit. Up to you.
The fact that you believe the argument was that "wished" can't be used at all shows that you are too stupid to discuss anything. So no, I won't try. Also semantics is about meanings, which isn't what was talked about here (aside from the mention of "literal" losing it's original meaning).
who the frick says "I wished" that makes no fricking sense
How the frick was that hypothetical?
>expressing your own desire
>verbally
>in writing
>as a hypothetical
I should have wished death upon America when I found that damn lamp.
*damned
(I get that it's short "God damn it" but it still bugs me)
>I'm mexican
And why am I not surprised? It's really hard to imagine a white man enjoying zoophlia and breaking the law.
>I'll eat porn!
>the Cinemaphilellection not actually posting shit that has been drawn on Cinemaphile
Some buttmad autist managed to frick shit up to a point where the caturday crew decided it wasn't worth the hassle and made their own booru.
Crisis being a Shwig level homosexual that loves to take control of boorus and then vanish, certainly didn't help it either. Considering what happened, Crisis himself might even be the buttmad autist in question.
Wait, there’s a new Cinemaphile booru now? I didn’t know that. What’s the name?
the-collection is still the main booru. The other one is only for the caturday stuff.
>the caturday crew decided it wasn't worth the hassle and made their own booru.
It's more like they run out of choices because the autist seized control of the booru and won't let any account he doesn't like upload anymore
I invoke pastry
Get it yourself.
Wished I could
I would suck the milk out of Fran's cute little mommy milkers though
are there any dads making dad life comics?
Be a part of the solution.
Lunarbaboon? You didn't specify a good one.
there's that one with the dude that talks about his kid's balls
Post it.
American Elf. No I'm not looking for the one with the kid's balls.
Fowl Language on the webcomic side of things
And then there's Dad, a French comic
There've been some wholesome story times for this one but it's less general than the other
The titular Dad has 3 kids from 3 women
The show is gonna be shit, I can feel it
There's a whole genre of what I call "dad fantasy" comics in Japan, but I don't know if they're usually based on personal experiance.
Do you mean the odd isekai manga/LN about a guy adopting some lost child? I've seen a few of those, but I assumed that they were just a result of mangaka getting older and following Abe's path.
I mean stuff like Yotsubato, Sweetness and Lightning, or Barakamon (although I guess that's more loser uncle fantasy).
She's irresponsible.
Well deserved
I can fix her
I contest that.
Are you the artist?
Since that dammed "peach mom" comic suddenly exploded in infamy you can't post these cat mom comica anymore without some jackass coming around to compare the two. These comics are funny and soulful and don't deserve to be posted just for the sake of shitting on some other, lesser comic just because they share the same basic theme.
Built for Big Human wiener
You know what, my guy deserves some cat puss after everything
There's special place in hell for shippers who split canon happy couples.
Normalize jail time and exile for "people" with these horrendous food takes first
Nothing wrong with bbq pizza. Actually bbq chicken pizza is pretty rad.
>exile for "people" with these horrendous food takes first
Agreed. Everyone knows people who put bbq sauce on pizza should be fricking executed in the streets like the dogs they are, not merely put on a watchlist
This is why your wife cheats on you with a literal dog, Joel.
Frick yoouuuu, BBQ chicken is the shit.
Truth. But I'm tempted to forgive because they didn't meme on pineapple pizza being a crime, for fricking once.
>meme
Pineapple pizza being bad is definitely a meme, broseph. It's like a goto non-sequitur.
>Look ma I'm a contrarian!
Hawaiian pizza has been a thing since before you were born, kiddo. The contrarians are the ones who are acting like it's a bizarre combination.
Canada was a mistake
tsmt, buffalo chicken pizza on the other hand is divine
Barbecue sauce on pizza is awesome, suck my dick
new panel
>Sarcastically Surprised Joel Meme
>Daaaad my new Toy with the really cool sounds stop working!
what's it the bonus to?
it got released on its own. at least according to my RSS reader
>Comparisons between Cat-MILF and Peach-THOT
Cat lady clearly likes her husband and family.
Peach ho has an inferiority complex a mile wide and is subconsciously trying to convince herself that without her the family would collapse, we're talking full on Family Annihilator tier narcissism.
They are not the same thing.
thats the point
the stark difference
Need source.
Dbaru.
I want to frick the cat
The adult one, right?
i think
now hear me out
i think that fran
should be ms. Cinemaphile
SO CUTE
Poor bird mom
This is honestly pretty cute. The husband is not portrayed as some weak frick or butt of the joke like with other family web comics. He gets along with her friends
and they have fun. If it was that other gay that gets posted on Cinemaphile it would end with her friend telling her to find a man who doesn't play with marvel toys and him having his monthly sex coupon revoked. Cat mom comics are alright man
Their good together
*They are
What is it with this thread and butchering the English language?
The chemistry between the two is so perfect it's almost half the comics' success, the kids just do random kid nonsense but the marriage that works well is a breath of fresh air and it feels nice to see that couples like that do in fact still exist.
Probably why it makes cucks mad but anything that isn't oppressive misery does.
>AAAAA MOMMYWIFE SAVE ME
Acts all smug in front of his wife but shits his pants when real adult responsibility approaches. Cat dad, not even once.
Go to bed, Peachmom.
What is it with middle-aged women and red wine?
Everyone copes differently
What's wrong with beer?
Tastes like shit
>Beer tastes like shit
Hello XKCD
To be fair,
specifically said cheap beer tastes worse than cheap wine, which is true.
t. beer drinker
anon knows what shit tastes like
>not posting the edit
Hot
Can't get you drunk as fast, cheap shit tastes bad compared to cheap wine (especially reds), makes you feels worse in the morning
>makes you feels worse in the morning
Literally just buy pedialyte, your hangover will disappear within a minute.
>Buy something additional to get to the same stuff as the other stuff that taste better anyway
That make no sense.
Kek. Eat your heart out, xkcd.
high alcohol cheap and can taste really nice
get to "feel fancy" while getting drunk quickly
vodka is too white college girl wasted and gin is too grandma
4u
Underrated.
Holy shit I have the one in the bottom right corner, shits loud
>tfw was super excited to get a good set of bowls with my wife last week
I know this feeling
>plain transparent Tupperware
>no colored ones
>no tuppers with drawings.
>I've reached the point in my life where tupperware holds value
one nothing wrong with me
embrace finding joy in utility
Goddamn that is relatable.
i'm so glad i didn't grow up in the social media era
PROTIP: cute babies tend to become ugly later and ugly babies tend to become cute.
Is this what your parents told you?
I've been a camera nut since I was 6. I'm almost 30 now so I've seen some shit.
Anyhow... are you the same person randomly antagonizing others in the thread? Does it have something to do with YOUR parents?
A lot of people have made this joke, but I still laughed hard at this one. It's a weird experience to look at those first newborn photos even a couple of months after birth.
i feel like a prequel to this is a drunk man thinking shes' hot but the next morning sees how uggo she is
The virgin momlife mommy vs the chad litterboxcomics mom
Who would voice the animated dad and mom?
Jason Marsden and Hyden Welch
I remember our little group use to sing this song but say "baby frick".
Ah yes, the Epstein Island Quartet.
its alright
I was going to say the mouse should take better care of her kids if a toddler can steal one, but she's probably got like 30 of them
Rodents are notoriously bad parent
Nah. She's probably intentionally trying to get rid of the defective and stupid babies.
that egg is huge compared to the bird
If she's supposed to be a Kiwi it's actually accurate.
>kid almost commits abortion
>LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE
BUT YOU FAILED
God I wanna sex that cat so badly.
is this a reference to something?
Seems like a Japanese porn tape.
>Literally point out that 'women's activism' is just shit on TV they can barely describe
Based.
Pretty sure it just supposed to be generic so it doesn't become dated years from now
That doesn't really change what I said.
Nah, the joke is Fran hags out with her kids so much she's ignorant about topics other adult women discuss.
The anon you're replying to already explained the joke.
>women without kids
>adults
pick one.
Women never grow up so your point is flawed
Its more like those are topics adult childless women care about, which are usually moronic activism for made up shit people only ever see on tv
Its pretty funny when parents go on big rants about children's media
Good one.
The very last one is something that Princess Carolyn already does.
Good one.
You have issues, bro.
Star Wars OT and its consequences has been a disaster for Gen Xers raised on pop culture.
I don't think I could ever be a good parent. Like my son would have his first crush and I'd call him a cuck simp who needs to leave 3dpg behind for pure 2d waifus.
get better reaction images
Moy Droog
Hot
I don’t think you need to worry about having a son.
I really like how you can tell how conflicted about she about seeing him eat shit because he wouldn’t listen to her while being sympathetic to his pain. That’s some good expression.
Good thread.
You got one while they were available, right?
Cute.
Yes, I've already cut the hole in the bottom.
The husband really sell the joke.
What costume is the younger kid wearing?
Chucky from the horror movies.
>isn't dressed like Dark Magician
>didn't force the kid to dress up as Kaiba
what a fake fan
>forcing a costume on your kid
You're the worst.