>she was a 10 and i was 10 drinks in

>she was a 10 and i was 10 drinks in
>so when she walked into my office I couldn't tell if she wanted a favour or wanted a foe
>but I didn't care...the dames in this town always get what they want...I'm just here to help
>and helping in this town always means greasing a few palms anyways
>so i took a drink and thought of boca raton, speaking of palms, trees that is, and told the dame i'm her man
>dames...dames and their men...

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she was 10 and i was 10 drinks in
    Bravo, Nolan.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they were calling me Nolan but I felt like a joker

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and some joker at that. From where I could tell, nobody was laughing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a coincidence, I just watched Chinatown for the first time yesterday. It didn't have the narration but otherwise was exactly how I imagined noir

      >they were calling me Nolan but I felt like a joker

      >These days, I only have two things in my desk: a gun that I keep loaded and a bottle of Jack that keeps me loaded.

      >it's like I was Calvin and the dame was Hobbes; imaginary, in my mind, a fiction I invented to cope
      >but then I woke up
      >it wasn't fiction
      >the dame was there
      >standing in front of me
      >one hand on the loaded gun
      >the other on my loaded wallet
      >the dame left and i looked around
      >now where was that bottle of jack?

      >She was a mink hand job in sarcophagus heels

      whats the most stereotypical noir movie in your opinion?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        None ever struck me as "this is memes this is Reddit this is memes this is Reddit," they all stood on their own without feeling hackneyed. I would say

        >Detour
        >Double Indemnity
        >Kiss Me Deadly

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Big Sleep

        The Maltese Falcon

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gaiman wrote a short story "The Case of the Four and Twenty Blackbirds" where nursery rhyme characters are placed in a ridiculously noir setting

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Long Goodbye is amazing because it's Noire + Cowboy Bebop Aesthetic + 70s sleezecore

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Too bad it's boring as frick.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            boring how?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              boring in as I don't amuse you? you think I'm a librarian telling you his day? boring how?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Noire + Cowboy Bebop Aesthetic + 70s sleezecore

          das all I need, brother. Thank you for the recomendation.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a coincidence, I just watched Chinatown for the first time yesterday. It didn't have the narration but otherwise was exactly how I imagined noir

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >These days, I only have two things in my desk: a gun that I keep loaded and a bottle of Jack that keeps me loaded.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's like I was Calvin and the dame was Hobbes; imaginary, in my mind, a fiction I invented to cope
      >but then I woke up
      >it wasn't fiction
      >the dame was there
      >standing in front of me
      >one hand on the loaded gun
      >the other on my loaded wallet
      >the dame left and i looked around
      >now where was that bottle of jack?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >She was a mink hand job in sarcophagus heels

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The dame said it was a dog eat dog world, but I was a fricking Chinaman

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just spat chihuahua chunks out my nose.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she was 10 and I was 10 drinks in

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw too dumb to come up with witty cliches for threads like this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      well I laughed at your post so good job anyway

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You're probably wonderin' how I ended up in this predicament
    >right about that moment, I was wondering he same thing myself
    >this case has been a tough nut to crack from the jump. A real thorn in my side.
    >I figured it'd be another by-the-numbers missing persons report
    >guess I figured wrong

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what’s the most noir city in the current year

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      all big cities are pretty much exactly the same in current year, so, none

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kansas City

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're sticking to the US, either Chicago or Boston. I'd also say Philadelphia out of love, but it doesn't have a port (which is a underrated aspect of the genre; it feels wrong if there isn't a good warehousing district.)

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely K I N O

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's hard to keep your eye on the ball through the bottom of a glass

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    CRINGE

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He was trying to buy more sand for his hourglass. I wasn’t selling any.
    >"It was the bottom of the barrel, and I was scraping it"

    >There was danger around every corner
    >Like a midget standing at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes...

    >Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out

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