Shelby Oaks 2023 is going to make 150 million worldwide and open the door to Hollywood for Chris Stuckmann.

Shelby Oaks 2023 is going to make 150 million worldwide and open the door to Hollywood for Chris Stuckmann. 10 years from now he’ll be a multi millionaire living in a sea side mansion working with A listers like Margot Robbie and Robert De Niro

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this bro looks deepfaked and uncanny valley how do people watch him

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Agree. It's something about his mouth. Very unsettling. He's also the most vanilla guy.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i forgot all about that movie. i hope it's half as good as Smile

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Shelby Oaks
    wheres trailer

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >WAHHHHHH I'M A gay NOW TAKE THAT YOU STUPID CULT PARENTS

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mike and Jay will pretend this movie doesn't exist. They will seethe at the thought that someone they perceive as "beneath them" achieved something they've always dreamed of doing. It doesn't matter if the movie sucks. At least it's a sincere attempt at filmmaking. Unlike Mike and Jay, who always hide behind snark and sarcasm to shield themselves from criticism.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Four in hand knot

      Bruh act like you've been there before

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Kek. You can still have a four-in-hand and look good, that giant loose knot on his cheap shirt which is too big for his neck makes him look exactly like what he is, a clueless outsider.
        Not to mention the black suit, black shirt, fluorescent satin tie was what half the guys wore to my high school graduation twelve years ago. That look hasn't been cool in well over a decade. What a spud.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          four in the hand is worth two up the arse am I right

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      everything about his look is cringe and screams manchild

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You’re right. I have no doubt this talentless youtube critic will secure his name in the cinema hall of fame. Kubrick, Speilberg, Coppola, Scorsese, Stuckmann…

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you can tell by the title its going to be student film shit

    >Shelby Oaks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You’re right. I have no doubt this talentless youtube critic will secure his name in the cinema hall of fame. Kubrick, Speilberg, Coppola, Scorsese, Stuckmann…

      Better than space cop.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this fucking "quirky" gay so much.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Margot Robbie is not a fucking A-lister. Stop repeating this stupid ass meme.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She's also lying about her age. Bringing back an old Hollywood tradition.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >can't find anything wrong with the pictures
    >Let's focus on his tie knot?
    RLM fans should all kill themselves.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you're right. much more deserving of attention is his freakishly small teeth.
      did he go home after that event and eat a small jar of apple sauce?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, people have been judging each other on their clothing since forever, especially """celebrities""". You can find out a lot about a person by observing how they dress.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I always laugh how people still complain about dress code when there are literal old men wearing skirts and makeup at the white house right fucking now and all of this is considered socially acceptable

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, and at their funeral you'd probably show up in brooks brothers and crossknit golf shoes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you attend formal events in J. Crew

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just hate him. He’s so bullyable. He’s such a wimp. So wet. He has no back bone, the kinda guy who isn’t straight up with you and just calls it as it is. I bet he’s a miserable person to be friends with, does he do anything besides consume media? He doesn’t do anything but sit on his ass and watch movies and play games and work on his channel, that’s his life, that’s his personality, there’s nothing there, there’s no character there, there’s no laughs to be had with a guy like Chris, he’s just a straight up down the middle dull consumer. It baffles me that he’s so popular on YouTube, but then I gotta remind myself at the sheer number of losers there are on planet earth that probably think Chris is a cool dude. It’s amazing really.

    Look at that wimp. You think that’s someone you want having your back when shit goes down? Chris is the type of dude who has 911 as an emergency contact in his phone, he’s the type of dude who’s the first one out of the building in the face on conflict. He wouldnt think twice to throw you under the bus of it meant he didn’t get in trouble. The definition of a sissy bitch. God I hate him and his cock sucking face (literally). That beta male aura that radiates off him in every single video, I’m not surprised that he came out and admitted to liking cock, in fact I expected it.

    Chris the type of kid in school who covered his paper up when you tried to peak at his answers. The type of kid who told the teachers if there was an organized fight happening outside of school. He’s the type of kid where if you confronted him about his cowardice he would go and cry to the principal.

    Stick in the mud also. Can you imagine having a drink with this guy and having some banter? Of course not. He'd get all pissy and sullen over the smallest joke at his expense. He's lame. He's pathetic.

    Fuck Chris Stuckmann. No, I will not get "STUCKMANNIZED" you soulless bugman.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure whether to call you a crying seething gay or completely based, since everything you said is true

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What internet personality has the best indie film? I think I liked Ashens' Polybius film movie but it's so dorky.

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